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MoSh and I are working on a motorcycle, and a black truck at my old house in Arizona. We are changing the oil. He is wearing a mechanic's singleton.

He walks up the hill, and stares at the sky.

I ask him what he is doing. "Watching the sun set and the moon rise," he says.

We get on flying android horses, and ride them through a portal to the Moon.

the whole fuckin universe is vibrating into other dimensions. I have 360 vision in 360 worlds. I feel like am going completely batshit insane. I am enjoying. I am not ... I am everything and nothing.

Is this what infinty feels like? I am at the golden zero point in the center of of the lemniscate.

I am Tezcatlipoca. I am you. I am the god of dreams.

Visions flood my head: snapshots of different parallel "nows" into infinity.

I am a lion-man god in a ziggurat decorated with many feathers. Humans and other cat-people are worshipping me. "SILENCE!" I roar. I am no god. I am a man, a Juarman, just like you. We are all equal."

I stand up, and tear off my feathers and headdress. I walk to the edge of the ziggurat.

"WE ARE ALL EQUAL!!!" I roar to the people.

They cheer exuberantly and throw jelly beans and cats into the air. We all sprout angel wings and fly into space.

***

I see I can perceive and dream or any moment in any lifetime I choose by focusing on it. I watch myself in the future. I see myself wearing a Chinese kung-fu shirt with long hair, typing at a computer.

"That's me logging my dream in my DJ," I laugh to myself. I look one step in the future. I am getting a drink, and doing other mundane things. I FF.

I see more and more future lifetimes the further I get away from the present, growing out like a cone. Ah... the lemniscate reappears again! I further away in the future, the harder it is to see... yet, all loops back into the zero point from whence it came, simultaneously with all.

For some reason, it seems I cannot resist getting a drink at the library today. It's as if that moment is a zero point, something inevitable.

I smash the image with my fist. It ripples, and I am wearing a brown yarn girl wig. I smash it again. Now I am wearing a rubber pig mask with the wig. WTF. Now I am a transvestite in a skirt and a football uniform wearing an ugly rubber girl mask...

OK, ENOUGH!

DJ ENTRY

I leap out of my body, a minotaur wielding a morning star. I am surrounded by astral demons. They are growling at me like hungry dogs. They look like hair four legged gargoyles with grey skin. I focus on the details of their faces. “I’m going into the Deep Astral STATE BITCHES!”

Raven appears. She is wielding a crazy weapon. It has a long handled two handed weapon. One the damage end is a chain with a half circle blade on it.

I raise my arms in the air, and summon a black swirling storm. Lightning comes down, and flows over my body. I roar like a crazed beast. My dragons appear growing out of glowing tattoos on my forearms. I shoot my dragons at my enemies.
They perch on my arms and shoot flames and ice bullets at the demons. Raven swirls around, slicing them up.
Angel appears. WTF. She says something about still loving me, and gets sideswiped by a demon. I shoot a metal dragon into his brain, and make its head explode. I burn all the matter off of us.

“You can still dream with me, Angel, but you have to kick some ass.”

“FUCK YOU, NATE!” she screams at me. Her eyes glow white, and she summons lightning from the sky.

“You have dark energy, let me heal you,” says Raven.

“No! I am fine! Who are you? His new girlfriend? Ah! I hate you!”

“Dammit Angel!”

A dream demon comes from behind her, and bites down on her head. She screams, and the demon explodes.

“OK! New dream!” I shout, creating a portal. I gesture for Raven to follow. She looks at Angel concernedly. “She can handle herself, as long as she doesn’t get distracted by me.”

Raven walks calmly through the demons to me and the portal. She turns back to Angel, who is wielding a glowing quarterstaff. I grab Raven’s wrist. “Nomad, stop. She needs our help.”

“No, she doesn’t. She’s a powerful witch in this deep dream state- astral state, whatever.”

I grab Raven’s wrist and pull her through. While in the wormhole, I see Angel is following me, holding on to my ankle as we fly.

“Nate, sorry Nate, sorry. I still love you. Help.”

I see a demon gnawing on her ankle. I try to smack it off. Wait... It’s a growth. It’s part of her.

“You have to deal with your own demons.”
We tumble through on to the Moon by the Peaceful Pool in the Biodome where Angel and I always talk.

“Nate, you bastard. Is this a date with your new girlfriend?”

I am staring at the demon growth on her ankle.

“Oh gross.”

“Let me heal you,” Raven says.

“No one is going to steal my boyfriend away from me! He’s mine! My pet! My little pet! I own him.”

I yawn. “See,” I say to Raven, rolling my eyes. “She has to seek her own healing.”

Angel flying tackles Raven suddenly into the pool. When they come up, they are laughing and splashing water at each other. “Ok... weird.”

“The pool here has a calming and healing effect,” I hear Q10 say.

“Ah.” I jump in the pool also. Angel looks at me with wounded eyes. Raven excuses herself. She says she’ll be back in a bit.

“Is it over, Nate?” she asks.

“One phase is over. The part of the story where we get codependent and hate each other. That part is over. I wish you could remember, or at least try to remember how many lives we have been together.”

“I want to see. Show me.”

“You can see for yourself, whenever you want, Angelwitch.”

“One last kiss goodbye, Nate.”

“No.”

She grabs me and turns me to her. I gently push her away. She forcefully kisses me for a second, and I give in. A tear rolls down her cheek and mine simultaneously. “Are we going to be together again, ever?”

“As friends, always. As lovers... probably not again this lifetime. Maybe a few years down the road, my dear. We need to be apart for a long, long time. We have a lot of personal negative karma to expiate before we come together as a couple. If not this lifetime, I will see you in the next, as dolphins.”

Angel fades away. I fall back into the water, and let the excess negative energy flow out of me. I step out of the pool. Raven is on the bank.

“You alright, Nomad?”

“Yeah...”

I sit down and stare at the water. Raven sits next to me.

“Raven, look how real everything looks, how it feels! Look at the veins in the blade of grass! Look at the beetle crawling on it! Is this how gods feel? Did we make all this?”

“Well, Q helped a lot, right? And also, I think a lot of things are just evolving on their own.”

“True. Raven, I love dreams. This dream is real, isn’t it?”

“Yes.”

Raven smiles at me. It’s a very sweet, simple loving smile, the way my sister, Rachel smiles at me.

“So, you felt like “they” were coming for you? Who is that?”

“ I don’t know. Men in black, the spooks, the aliens... Shit I don’t know. All I know is some of my memories got blacked out, redacted... something happened... I have to find out. But, I am so tired right now... I have to sleep.”

“Always sleeping in dreams.”

“Try it! It’s cool.”

I fall asleep.

I am hanging out with this little four-year-old, which somehow has the mind of a fifteen-year-old.

I am at his house somewhere in the midwest. It's a little upscale for this podunk town. He asks me to take him to the airport to meet his dad. I tell him to go fuck himself. He can drive.

He says he's too small.

I tell him to catch a cab.

He says he can't and throws his toys at me.

I pick him up, and set him angrily on a big fluffy chair, and scream in his face: FUCK YOU.

He seems to find this mildly amusing.

This is just for fun. Much of this is inspired by various coast to coast AM prgrams I have heard over the years.

Do all this over a series of Lucid Dreams.

- Travel to the time when the Annunaki first landed on earth, what were their first reactions to humans?
- Witness The tower of Babel from a conspiracy theory viewpoint. What did the annunaki do to humans to create spoken languages.
- Witness the great Deluge, Was it a flood from god, A war between Atlantis and Mu, or spacial catastrophe?
- Witness the moon getting dragged into earth's orbit by aliens. Ask them why they are doing this.
- Watch the Queen of england shape shift into a reptilian alien and have tea and crumpets with her.
- Go to the endless earth, The place souls go to in between lifetimes and meet your in between lifetime family.
- Visit a previous incarnation of yourself and report back your experiences.
- visit a future incarnation of yourself and report back your experiences.
- Travel back in time to meet your great grandfather and kill him.
- willingly get abducted by Greys and let them do experiments on you.
- find 5 simple things from dreams that you can repeat in waking life and do it
- Visit Area51 in the mid 90's
- Visit the top secret mars base built by Black ops people in the shadow government.

My Tutorial for extending Lucid Dream Time. Hours of LD.

This is a common question, but I don't mean, just prolong them from 20 seconds to 20 minutes by rubbing your hands (as you have heard 100 times). I will tell you how to actually intentionally increase lucid time compared to waking time. For instance, You may sleep 30 minutes but have a full on 3-4 hours worth of experience in the LD. Not just skipping minutes here and there either, but actually 4 hours of minute by minute lucid experience. Some people speak of dreaming for days and weeks, but it seems that obviously involves time skipping and such as the mind is known to do..

This is my personal technique and my thoughts on what I believe to work flawlessly.

The longest LD periods come from later REM cycles because these are longer. Any method for having longer LD's will always work better later in the REM cycles, such as WBTB (my personal favorite).

First, and the most important thing I believe is to guard all 5 senses as much as possible. The only senses you should be experiencing are from within.

*1. Be sure to keep external light from entering your room as much as possible by closing blinds, using curtains, blind fold, ect.
*2. Keep the sounds around you to a low roar lol. Remove all possible sound that you can from your surroundings. If you sleep with a fan, fine, (I do) but for this, turn it off or at-least turn it down and away from being directly on your face. You might even consider using ear plugs.
*3. Try to keep the aromas down around your immediate body. The night before this attempt, unplug the air freshener, change the cat litter, ect.
*4. Lock out the animals or anything else that may cause movement in the room, such as turning the fan so it is not directly blowing on you is a good example.
*5. Take off any watches, wrist bands, necklaces, uncomfortable clothing, or anything that has a physical presence you are aware of on the body.

This was the first step. You may wonder if any of this really matters, or you may question step 3, or step 5. You may say, well I wear my watch or necklace in waking life, so it wont affect my LD at all. I believe this to be wrong. When you are in your Lucid Dream, You have 10 senses. 5 of the physical body, and 5 of the dream body. Experienced Lucid dreamers can even switch senses, feeling some of the body, and some of the dream body at the same time.. this is why this step matters. Because your mind always has an awareness of all of this. ESPECIALLY your conscious waking mind. For instance, What happens if you lose your watch in your LD, yet you still feel it strongly on your arm? or you feel the watch on your dream arm, but you also feel the one on your real life arm. It brings you back to the watch on your arm in your bed.. and you start thinking about the body in your bed.. suddenly your awake, back in your body.. in the bed... with either a failed LD, or a false awakening, but either way, its a set back in most cases. The same can apply to all 5 of the natural senses. This is why you want to eliminate the physical senses before the LD so there is nothing to pull you back prematurely. Don't question it before trying it. But there is more to this technique.

Upon entering the LD: Don't just take off flying, or run around doing what you have wanted to do, or want to experience. A weak start will just end up in an average LD, but we can correct this with about 30 seconds of dream time.
Upon entering the LD:
* Immediately take note of all the senses as mentioned earlier.
1. Take a good look around you, all the bright vivid detail, take in the full sight of everything around you. The more you look at the detail, the brighter and more vivid it will become.
2. Listen to the sounds around you... really take in and appreciate all the different sounds you hear. If you heard none at first, you were listening with the wrong ears... (the ones in bed)... the more you listen to the sounds and look around you the more the sounds will correspond with the things you see..
3. Take a nice slow whiff of everything around you... Smell that? Smell the things you are seeing around you.. take a slow whiff though.. you do not want to interrupt your sleep breathing... but smell all the different things around you and really take note of all the variety of smells..
4. Now, as you walk, feel how amazingly real it feels to move your legs as you walk. Lift your arms up and down a few times, feel the weight of them? Its amazing how that feels..
5. Rub your hands together, feel the sensation of what that feels like.. feel the walls around you or pick up a rock and feel the sensation and weight of holding it....

Now, combine all these sense. Intentionally, pick something up, feel the weight of it in your hand, the sensation of holding it and touching it, the vivid detail of it, smell it.. drop it, listen to it thud, or shatter on the floor..
Now, re-affirm to yourself that you are going to have a nice long awesome lucid experience. Just say this to yourself.. Re-enforce the idea to yourself that you will have a really long Lucid Experience. A

Now that you have engaged the senses deeply.. and only taken maybe 30 seconds to do so, you have fully engaged your dream senses.. over-riding any remaining connection to the body senses removing the chances of being pulled back into the body... but do not think of the body, do not think about yourself laying in the bed, or how cool it is that you dont feel your waking body anymore.. the entire purpose of all this is to remove yourself from thinking about that body anymore.. thinking about it will pull your toward it, and out of the LD. ALSO, remember, do not get lost in the dream plot of the experience.. Some people find themselves in a situation where they lose lucidity altogether and continue the dream without control if they get too far into the plot of whats going on, conversations with DC, ect.

Now. Enjoy your LD. You are conscious and fully aware but remind yourself regularly that you are conscious and aware. Don't think about the body, or the bed, or that you are sleeping in the bed, but just remember that you are dreaming and that anything is possible. Every so often, re-engage the senses in one way or another.. make sure to engage the senses around you often. Remind yourself that you are going to have a very long experience and you will find that the experience will remain very vivid, detailed, and extended.

If you find yourself lost in the experience of having a great time, remember the 5 senses and to continue reminding yourself that this is going to be an awesome and very long experience. keep smelling the things around you and watching the details, if you notice senses are fading, re-engage them by paying attention to them.. This is how you have long lucid experiences. Also, Never lay down or put yourself in the sleeping position. Laying down, or putting yourself in a position similar to sleeping is a very common way to bring yourself back to the waking life body... thus, ruining the attempt, or cutting the LD short.

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Now in Contrast. I want to tell you how to have very
short failed lucid experiences. In other words, Don't try
this at home. lol.

* Do not think about the waking life body being in the bed.
* Do not lie down or put yourself in the position of sleeping.
* Do not ever think about sounds, sights or any of the senses, Just run around doing whatever you want and forgetting to pay attention to these things lol.
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The reason this works for having very long lucid experiences should be somewhat obvious. But first of all (and this is controversial) dream time is longer minute to minute than real waking life time. So your REM periods are important but not as much as you may think. Secondly, it seems in studies that the brain can interpret periods of time as it sees worthy to complete the entire scenario it is playing out for you when dreaming. But during Lucid dreaming, you are in control of the things happening, so as long as stick to the guide, the brain will not have a reason to close the session early because it will still have plenty of stimulation. Have you ever noticed in a Non Lucid dream, how you wake up right after you save the girl. Your just holding her close with your eyes closed.. the stimulation has stopped.. and so does the dream period. Another Idea while lucid, is to keep a small hand massage ball with you, and play with it in your hand anytime that you are not doing anything very stimulating in the LD. This will keep the brain active creating stimulation while you walk around and explore, helping to keep you LD'ing.

If you want to extend your LD experiences. This will work for you.
Have faith, engage all the senses regularly, and remember to always remind yourself that you will have a long exciting fulfilling experience.

Please let me know your thoughts of my tutorial and keep us posted with your experiences here so that we can see how well this works for everyone.

Thanks, Gary

- Goodnight to all, and to all, a goodnight. -

NOTES

Meet on the Moon. Tigress, MoSh, Raven.

We go into my room in the astral. There is an astral demon that attacks Tigress. She absorbs it, and says she's going to keep it in her inner world.

We see Selene.

Selene says it was she who I saw in waking life, just the corner of her robe flitting as I woke up the night before. She attacked the demon.

I am in a drugstore.

A scantily clad woman with too much make up walks past promoting some alcoholic drink. A bunch of men ogle her. I roll my eyes and ignore her. Some other women come in with her.

One is annoyed that they are not getting attention from me. She throws a scarf or on me.

"Get that shit off me," I jokingly snap.

Two women come to me, and touch me, trying to sell me their drink. "I really don't give a shit about your drink."

They playfully kiss me, and I chuckle to myself.

i AM IN THE ASTRAL.

I AM IN SP.

Someone or something is fucking with me. How can i be paralyzed?

I make my face grotesque, like a devil mask. i feel my face changing shape in the physical.

i awake to sleep apnea, and see a little white thing flutter across the floor.

fucker

We are standing on some type of spacecraft landing pad. I have been here before. Of course... the Dream Warrior Planet. There are stairs in front of us, going down a type of marble thrust stage. There are white pillars lining a coral walkway. There is a small reception of people, some human looking, some less. We walk down the stairs. The people bend one knee to Oneironaut silently. I feel like I should follow.

The alien with the pink face that turned into the battle dome tells me I should just sit cross legged. More people notice Oneironaut, and bend one knee, and bow their head as they see him, until it becomes a wave of people bending one knee.

Gawn strides through the center of the people, down a winding path. Oneironaut seems to be remembering the place. "I've been here before..." he says quietly to himself.

"Of course you have," Gawn booms, "my son."

Gawn grins at him madly with his big devil smile, and clasps his Spawn shoulders. Gawn rips at the fabric of space and time, and opens a portal to another dimension. He beckons Oneironaut to step through. I see pale green stairs glowing faintly toward the portal floating a few feet above the ground. Gawn follows him. Oneironaut steps through, then Gawn steps halfway through, winks at me, then zips out the rip, and they are gone.

***

I close my eyes and meditate. Gawn and Oneironaut are sitting in an ancient temple carved out of red rock. Mars? I see Gawn glance up at me and wink. Gawn and Oneironaut are staring at each other in silence. Gawn lunges forward and bites Oneironaut on the trapezius. He says Oneironaut must do it back. Oneironaut refuses.

The scene changes to a ziggurat similar to the Temple of Nothing, but we are somewhere else. Gawn and Oneironaut are standing atop it. Gawn is speaking of the land, making sweeping movement with his hand.

The scenes change over and over from one surreal setting to another.

***

I wake up in my room. Oneironaut is sleeping on a futon next to me. I startle. He looks at me. "This is a dream!" I shout. "Of course it is!" he snaps, and rolls over, going back to sleep.

I zoom out of a portal. Raven is teaching a class at Hogwarts with MoSh assisting. She is teaching them accuracy. MoSh says something about refining your brain to see clearer or some shit.

I land in the range area. Raven tells me to move. I make a wall of stone, and the students' fire and ice attacks are nulled.

I join the students, and shoot fire and ice tenctacles at the targets. I grab the tentacles with the targets, and spin them around. Raven tells me to stop showing off.

MoSh rolls his eyes at me. This reminds me of how Angel does that to me. I get pissed off, and I feel dark energy surging. My eyes grow black and spin at MoSh.

"Stop trying to suck me into your Inner World, Nomad! You are sick with dark energy."

I just growl at him.

Raven sneaks a net around me of light energy. I get really angry, and turn into Juargawn, and claw at the cage and scream. Raven shoots healing energy into me through the net, and it feels like eating ice cream through my paws. I start giggling and laughing. MoSh rolls his eyes again. I stick my cat tounge out at him.

I teleport behind him, and tickle him.

He tells me to stop being gay.

I turn into Tigger, and bounce and spin around. Raven giggles. I pounce on MoSh and lick his face.

MoSh says I am being super gay. Raven starts laughing harder, and flowers come out her eyes.

****

We are in a big field of wildflowers. We are little kids. There are two dogs, and three cats playing with us. We are chasing butterflies. Then, the butterflies chase us. We laugh, and fly up into a portal. It seems like it's a very ordinary common thing.

**
FA

On the Biodome. In the Healing Glen.

FA

In The Frost Giant's Healing Glen.

FA.

In Angel's bed.

FA

On my shitty futon.

FA

At my parents house.

I have about 50 or so FA's, and they happen rapidly, like a shotgun.

I scream: I WANT TO WAKE UP!

FA: On my shitty futon.

I give, roll over, and go to sleep....

***

I leap out of my physical body. I am grinning madly like my profile pic there.

I am Juargawn, the jaguar god. I am covered in white fur with living green spiral patterns moving on me.

I create a portal. I leap into the dream of a someone. They are sleeping in bed. I bite their head, and they scream. I rip off their head, and they scream more. I hold their head and tell them they are dreaming. They laugh and reform their body.

I wave, and jump into another dream.

I am a lion-man wearing a tux. Raven, Tigress, MoSh, Pablo, and Walms are in the audience. Selene is in the back of the theater near Asuka who is glaring at Walms. There are about 300 people in the audience.

I put on a song and dance like a big number in a 1940's musical.

They clap, and we throw roses at each other.

***

I am at a Tool concert. I am floating around. I see some wierd entity flying around... a flaming eyeball watching everything.

I am in a zoo, on the inside where the zookeepers go, at work.

I feel sorry for the monkeys, and I want to set them free.

***

I am pissing in a public restroom. Other men piss in the same urinal as I. Our streams cross. Gross.

***

ASTRAL DREAM
I am meditating on my back in Angel's room on the floor. She is on the bed. She sits up and screams:

OH MY GOD! IT'S RIGHT THERE! HOLY SHIT NATE THERE ARE SO MANY DARK ENTITIES RIGHT IN THIS ROOM!

I don't see shit.

but... I see these things with my third eye, like standing shadows of large men. My legs get lifted into the air.

I am not afraid. I am amazed. I want them to make me float in midair, and really freak Angel out.

I wake up.

I am on some strange ring world, like Halo.

I am at the starting blocks of what looks like a ski jump with Raven, and... Sonic the Hedgehog. He grins at me, and gives me a thumbs up. Raven is warming up for a race.

She stares at the track ahead.

"Alright coach... help me loosen up. I am going to burn this little blue rodent."

I massage her neck a little.

"Um Raven... what are we doing?"

"Aren't you going to race?"

"I suck at this game."

"Why don't you be Tails. You can fly. But, you can't win. You can watch me, though."

I turn into Tails. "Aw, you look like Foxy." She gives me a hug. I hear a gunshot.

Sonic and Raven take off. Raven's legs start to spin in circles, and then I see something like a jet flame shoot out from behind her. It's hilarious. I laugh, but she doesn't seem to notice. She has such a serious look on her face. I see through her eyes for a second. Running at 500 mph. HOLY SHIT. WHOAH. ok. that was weird.

Raven beats Sonic.

Sonic gives her a pair of red vinyl shoes as a prize.

He gives me a pair of white cartoon gloves. He winks at me mischeviously. He does a trick of reaching into my pocket and making a silver coin appear.

I make a silver disk appear, and fly on it. He is impressed, and applauds me.

Raven and I fly off to the Biodome.

NOTES

I float up out of Angel's bed. How did I get here? Fuck it. Goddamn dream demons. Eat knife, bitches.

Guns unfold and pop out of me.

The dream explodes.

A bubble exploding into thousands...

***

Pyramids

COME HITHER! COME TO ME!

I pick up the pyramids with Telekinesis, and spin them around, covered in Christmas lights.

I see Queen Zukin riding on a broom in a purple and black dress. She has a calm serious look on her face.