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Angel and I float up out of bed together. She's grinning at me. "You know we are dreaming right?"

No.

"Well, this is a dream."

Just kiss me.

We kiss, and fireworks explode over the water of Malama Bay. I open a portal to the Moon with my eyes shut above our heads. Angel is kissing me with her eyes closed as we zip through the wormhole. It's evolving. The ecosystem is getting complex, and it's coated with some strange glowing fluffy pink and purple stuff. We land by the clear pool on the mountain.

"Hey, we're in a dream!" says Angel.

"Yes! Yes! Yes! So, will you remember."

"Aw, Nate, I hope so!"

"You can do anything." I morph into different shapes.

"Aw my crazy shapeshifter. Be my big kitty." I bound over to Angel as a huge black jaguar with yellow eyes as she morphs into a dozen crazy shapes... a rat demon, a pig dog, a rat head on a steak, a demon car, an ice cube shish kabob with frozen heads in in it....

I land and her feet, and snuggle up against her. I am a tiger now, and she is an Indian princess... Now, we are in Egypt, she is Cleopatra, and I am a leopard... Now we are in ancient North America, and we are both white saber-toothed tigers. We are in a huge pack, hunting mammoths. We are very very hungry.

We have separated one from the herd. Our allies are driving a mammoth toward us, as we wait on a cliff. The mammoth charges around the cliff, on the floor of the savanna. We sprint, and leap off the cliff on to the mammoth's back, and dig our great canines into its back. We sever the spinal cord, and as it drops to the ground, we leap off of its falling body....

We wake up next to the pool.

"Whoah that was weird!"

Angel knocks a goldfish out of her ear.

"We are still dreaming!"

Oh, yeah. We are supposed to go meet Bobby.

Right!

Ok, how do we do that?

I pinch reality and wiggle it.

NATE! STOP THAT MAKES ME FEEL NAUSEOUS! Oh my god.

Angel vomits. I freeze time, and rewind it just a little.

Ok, how do we do that?

Let's jump into the pool!

Okay!

We hold hands, and jump into the pool. It feel cool, but not too cold. And I can breathe! This is a dream... right...

There is a glowing white-blue wormhole with wooden cartoon signs saying, "This way to BanYanLand!"

Angel is fascinated with the fish and the merpeople.

"We don't have much dream time left!" I grab her hand, and we fly through the wormhole. She wraps her arms around me, and asks me if I'm Superman. We morph into Superman and Lois Lane, then fall through a portal to the main gate of BanYan Land.

Raven is there.

Everything is so vivid. IT'S FREAKING ME OUT.

Raven looks at me strangely. Her faces morphs into a raven. "What's wrong, Nomad?"

"Nate? Nate?" Angel becomes a giraffe-woman. "I'm so confused!" I morph into a dozen morphs. I roll around on the ground and shiver. I go unconscious. DJ Sabertooth steps out of the house.

"Oh? Is he going to be okay?" Angel frets.

"Oh, yeah," Saber says. "He just has vivid-sickness. He mixed Vividi-Tea with Recalli-Tea, and that shit will make you get the vivid sickness."

He picks me up and carries me inside. I start to waken.

"Who gave him that drink?" Angel asks Raven.

"Pixy."

"Oh, that little fairy bitch?"

"She's an aspect of you, Angel," I say.

"What? You're awake."

"Like the Hindu gods and goddesses."

"You're not-"

I fall asleep.

Saber sets me in an overstuffed chair in a den, and serves the ladies tea and crumpets.

"Would you like some tea and crumpets?" asks Saber.

"Yes, please. With chocolate." Raven says.

"Uh, no. What's wrong with him. Wait, did you say chocolate?"

"You can eat as much as you want, in a dream," Raven smiles at Angel.

"This is a dream. You're Nate's dream friend."

"Right." Raven summons a big box of chocolates and chocolate cake. I smell the cake. It wakes me up. I leap from the chair into the middle of the den with a flaming green aura as Saber enters with a large plate of chocolate mint tea, and chocolate mint crumpets.

I morph into a huge cat, and spin around. Colors shoot out of me. I knock everything over. Everything is so vivid!

I pass out again. Next thing I know, I am floating... I am in a harness with little cloud wings on it. Saber is holding on to a string at the other end, like I am his tiger balloon. We are going across a long wooden bridge. Angel is walking a gargoyle dog.

I awake. Raven is a raven-human. Angel is a weretiger, and so am I. Saber is a were-sabertoothed tiger. There are strange cliffs all around us. I then realize the cliffs are the trunks of the banyan tree. I grab at the string, but, float over on my back. Everyone laughs.

I fly backwards, and pull on the string. Saber holds on tight, then lets go, and I slingshot into the sky. I fly back down with indigo wings.

We come to a ledge, and walk under an arch. We step out on to another ledge. We are on the inside of a waterfall. We take off our clothes as we morph into pure animal forms. We leap through the waterfall, and fly down the face of it. I look at my surroundings. We are in something like a valley, surrounded by gigantic banyan tree trunks. There is a green sky, which I suddenly realize is the canopy. The residents of the valley have orbs of light scattered about in the valley.

We dive into a pool.

We morph into merpeople. There is a merperson city in the roots of the banyan tree underwater. Everything there glows in the darkness.

missing time

We are on a beach at the bottom of a cliff.

Raven is talking to Spike.

I see Saber walking with C.

I see Angel walking with someone else... a large shadowy cat... My Shadow Beast Self? WTF?

I like him better! Angel says.

I roar and charge at the creature, and it mirrors me. We, collide, and I absorb it into me.

Q10 Reports: The origin of the dream creature you just absorbed is thus: It all began when a piece of your symbiote, created its own symbiote and....

WARNING WARNING WARNING! Sentient energy detected. Hostile detected in dream body! Initiating cleansing!

A droid pops out of the ground. "Biodome security procedure activated."

The droid sprays me, and a strange sentient parasite squirms out of me. He calls himself the rage demon. Tigress appears with a pair of tongs. She gives it to Washu, Janet, and Gabrielle. Gross. Angel looks at it like she wants to eat it. I am weirded out.

The dream blurs.

I am in Hell with Gawn. Angel, Gawn, and I are all demon-vampires. Gawn tells me to mix in red energy in with my green blue and white... and feed Angel a few orbs of red energy every day, for she is a red vampire.

I am back in the Biodome on the beach. I feel like we are in a Scooby-Do cartoon. I cough, and a fish falls out of my mouth, then a whale... then a house...

I hear a voice murmur: Vividity Sickness.

I wake up in a storybook. Angel is reading it to our daughter. I am a lion in the book. The book is about me. The book is about Juargawn, but no one knows Juargawn is real. I dance and act silly as I run across the page, messing the story up. Our little girl laughs and claps her hands.

The dream fades again.

We are back in the den.

Everyone is looking over me. I am on my back.

"Dude, you were talking in your sleep."

What?

I wake up in my bed and I am a teenager again. The lights are dim... with my old girlfriend, the room is full of people... they are all smoking weed, there's a loud knock at the door.. the police, stop or i'll shoot... what is this a made for tv movie...

i am in a movie theater, watching a movie about dreams. Starring.... WakingNomad...! Raven Knight....! We are on Celebrity Deathmatch, and MoSh is the announcer...

"I don't want to clay-kill you, Raven!"

I wake up again. We are at the beach. I wake up again. In bed. I wake up again, in the den. I am in infinite dimensions, waking up, and in infinite dimensions falling asleep.

I pull myself back to center, and ground my energy. I am leaning on a railing on a cliff. We are looking at a waterfall in BanYanLand. Saber is giving a lecture on the ecology of BanYanLand.

(cont'd)

NOTES

This was Sunday night. I invited a bunch of people by text to the Moon, and a lot showed up, but I don't think they remember.

***

Party in the City of Nowhere.

Carnival.

Rave.

Music.

Firespinning.

Tribal music. We make the sun set in the east.

NOTES

I am going to make a Planet!

I shall call it Planet Bob!

He makes a planit wit a midgit and a tree.

How about Planet Magica?

Gay!

Planet Thorax?

HI-5!

The gases swirl. It's beautiful. We watch it slowly evolve over millenia, like two gods sitting in silent wonder.

By the time there is sentient life, we both have long white beards to our knees. We point at each other and laugh.

We fly down to the planet and interfere a little bit, like mischievous gods.

It ends like a Warner Bros. cartoon.

NOTES

The God, Bob.

The Creepy Toy Army... of Doom!

A Doom Mountain falls when he says it.

this was a dream, a most long and epic dream I had the day my cousin, Bobby AKA DJ Sabertooth died.. That was 7/27... this is a continuation..

I teleport us to the City of Nowhere. The City is growing increasingly complex. A strange government is evolving. People are building strange buildings, and walking odd plants down the street...

WHOAH!

We fly back, viewing the Land of Nod. We see strange creatures building their own cities. We fly even further back.

The Moon

is

green.

NO WAY, DUDE!

Oh, yes way.

I terraformed the Dream Moon in the name of The People of Urth, hallowed be the name of Father Gawn! The Dream Moon is now the Green Moon.

DUDE THAT IS SO FUCKING BADASS.

But, not all perceive the Green Moon, not even those who seek it, for I have hidden it beneath the surface of the grey moon. I declare myself god of the Green Moon!

Dude, that is so badass!

Let's go back to the City. I am going to build myself a new temple for my new persona, or aspect of myself. It's all very Hindu-ish.

I know.

We fly back. Some of the residents have begun constructing me a temple.

Dude, I am going to be a god, too!

So do it!

Saber, says hmm... I see a picture floating above his head. He flies into it.

I follow him.

For some reason, I feel like he got to this place on the other side years before me.

I am on a mountain high up, with just a few gnarled trees, some grass and lichen and large rocks about. I follow a small dirt path to a strange low white temple.

The temple is stark: no carvings, offerings, or altars, just pillars, and a marble floor.

At the far end, I see someone levitating in lotus above a pillow.

I walk to him.

Who greets the great god, Bob!

I do. I am am...hmm.. the Green Man... no... I am Noname, God of the Green Moon!

Noname? Dude you are so gay!

No, you're gay. The god, Bob?

Do not mess with the god, Bob. I am god of Bob, and there is no other Bob before me. Thou shalt love thy Bob with all thy heart. Treat Bob as you would also treat Bob. I am Bob, and I shall bow before me.



DUDE! YOU ARE SUCH A DORK!

Saber turns into a giant eight armed electric saber toothed tiger. He leaps at me, and pounces on me.

He grabs me, and becomes the size of a skyscraper. He roars in my face.

I laugh and spit electric fire on his nose.

I morph into a giant lava minotaur. My witchblade covers me in epic spiky mech-armor. I summon a lightning mecha chain blade, and a shield with an iron cross on it.

Saber covers himself in dinosaur bone armor. We both summon violet lightning from the ground. We charge at each other. We battle for days... We battle for weeks... months.... years... centuries... we grow white hair, we grow stronger and larger, we whoop in the joy of the battle...

We become two spinning orbs of light, we spin through the universe...

We say:

I AM EVERYTHING AND NOTHING!

Everything is beautiful!
Everything is blessed!
Everything is ugly,
and everything is cursed!
From dust to dirt to tree to thee
then soon after, you poop out me
the poop becomes dirt
which becomes a tree
along with the water
poured forth from thee
the tears of a cloud
the tears of a god
here on the dream Plane
I AM A GOD!

My cousin's spirit, SJ Saber(tooth) has moved into my Living House on the Moon. He says he's going to chill there for awhile.

I fly up to one of the pods, and knock on a big green circular door.

He opens it.

"Dude, you don't have to knock!"

I know! But, I wanted to knock on the cool Hobbit door.

I know right. So, check out this shit I did, man. New additions to your Living House. Oh, I though of a name for it: BanYanLand. Or, The God-Tree! Yeah... The God-Tree.

So, Check this out...

He teleports me around showing me different rooms:

A recording studio
A club
A menagerie of mythical beasts
a menagerie of steampunk creatures
a room of infinite money
a room of pure light and color, where the color responds to the music
a room of mirror portals
a room with terminals to access the Akashic records
a room for prayer and meditation

We pray to our spirit guides
Evna appears with a dark entity... Some kind of strange bat-monkey.

I then realize that Bobby's dark spirit guide is of the same race of mine, but his light spirit guide is a white gorilla, whereas mine is an archangel.

What happens next is hard to describe...

Our souls exploded... every atom, the tiniest particles, into the outermost parts of the universe, like a Big Bang of the soul...
our particles collided and created galaxies...

Then, we bounced off the Wall at the End of the Universe, and came back... explosion and implosion, bouncing to the beat of music coming out out Saber's soul.

Then, we were on the Biodome Mountain.

You were there. Lying on our backs, watching the clouds.

My cousin died yesterday. The reason why I have deliberately become so good at shared dreaming is so I could dream with him after he died. This was my secret driving force that I have not revealed to anyone... Not even my closest friends.

I knew he was going to have a short life, because he had to get a heart transplant when he was 14.

I feel my body humming... all is black... I am unconscious.

A wormhole of of silvery waves swirls and forms above me. The Moon is on the other side. I open my eyes, and fly through it.

BAM!

There is an explosion of light, like a supernova. All colors fly out and shoot through me. Every color is an emotion: joy, grief, sadness, triumph, love, rage...

The explosion fades. At the center of it is my cousin, DJ Saber.

He is a fiery light elemental grinning at me, with flaming red eyes.

DUDE! I AM IN ANOTHER FUCKING DIMENSION! I am totally not dead, dude! DUDE DUDE THIS IS SO BADASS.

"Shit, man... everyone is so sad! That sucks. Aw guys... Don't be sad..."

Saber multiplies himself into a thousand clones, and flies all over the world giving hugs.

"Well, that's done. I wish people would get we are immortal souls! Dude, I totally remember everything now... It's crazy, so many lifetimes... waves swirling... lemniscates intersecting... Chelsie and I... were together so many times... You were there too... I sound like Dorothy! Geez!"

"Alright, alright... okay, this is the plan. I am going to chill here for a little bit, in this Hollow Earth heaven immortal lifetime dream astral plane thingy and become a... god!" HAHHAHAHA!

Dude, check this out:
He summons golden turntables, and starts spinning. It's pretty hilarious.

Dude! I am the god of Electronic MUSIC! Call me GOE. Heheh. or how about...

The scene changes and we are in a forest on a mountain full of wildlflowers...

An iridescent butterfly flits by. Dude! Check that out.. and the bees.. and the.. whoah! There are weird insects here! Where are we?

We on the Moon, Bobby.

You shittin' me?

No. We created this with our minds, and the aid of our spirit guides. Others have added to it. We created this mountain, and even an ocean under this Biodome, but only now could I full conceive the reality of the mountain, because of its immense size.

Saber waves his hands in front of his face, and colorful trails follow...

Whoah...

You can create anything...

Saber makes a table of a chocolate feast, and eats it.

on the dream plane.

"Dude this is SO EPIC!" he says between bites of a chocolate turkey leg, with white chocolate and dark chocolate for the light and dark meat.

Saber takes off, and flies through the Biodome roof. It breaks, and immediately heals itself.

We are flying above it.

HOLY SHIT THAT THING IS HUGE!!!

Yes it is...

We float in space, and look at the Biodome. There is a great city in the center of it. All the buildings are curvy and black with yellow lights. There are little floating cars zipping about, a mountain, and a small ocean. It looks beautiful, like a jewel.

NOTES

the god bob

we go to the City

I take him to the Dream Warrior City

He becomes inducted



He zips around the universe as a trail of light follows him. He creates a golden lemniscate floating in space.

I run through dreams writing LOL all over everything. Buildings, cars, plants, people, animals, THE SKY.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Some stupid DC's get pissed and shake their fists at me. I just fart clouds of LOL LOL LOL!

NOTES

I am chilling on a beach... Hanauma Bay again?

Why am I alone?

Templars attack.

I become a steampunk shark-man.

Raven turns into a dark whirlwind. She sandblasts and hydroblasts the templars.

We fly to the moon, but I wake up on the way there.

So, Angel had a dream last night that she was on a bus with a creepy guy she used to know called Lonefeather.

I asked her if he has really light blue eyes. She said yes.

The reason I asked her that is because I dreamt I was at a bus stop, and there was a creepy guy with pale blue eyes staring at me.

We both dreamt of this Lonefeather dude, but we weren't in each other's dreams. I wish I got on the bus! I was so creeped out by the guy I woke up.

I am on a strange beach again... Where am I?

AHA! I am at the edge of the Ocean in the Biodome. We should name this ocean... ah... later.

Alright! Time to be DREAM MONSTER.

I fly up into the air, directly above the water's edge.

I open a myriad of portals, and pull a dream bubble from each one. I close the portals, and float the dream bubbles down, floating an inch above the sand and the water in a large circle.

I see people moving through their dreams.

I AM THE GOD OF LUCIDITY!

I morph into a starry indigo angel with bat wings, and a Multi-Weapon. I fold up the weapon, and place it on my back. I shoot my astral tentacles into all the dream bubbles. I divide myself into as many clones as are dreams.

I am a vampire, a great spider, a Templar, an angel, a devil, a minotaur, a centaur, a faun.... I am a sentient flower, and a crazed Buddha... I am an indigo panda with a quarterstaff...

Each clone follows an astral tentacle into a dream....

I attack dreamers, kiss dreamers, hug dreamers, aid dreamers, heal dreamers in an effort get them to realize they are dreaming.

I dance crazy and turn into cartoons...

One person steps out of his dream bubble, and joins me in the air. I pull all my clones back to myself, and the dream bubbles fade.

The person is a young boy who reminds me of Joseph. He is holding a teddy bear.

"You are my favorite vampire!" he smiles, and disappears. I guess he woke up!

NOTES

On a beach... Hanauma Bay... Is Cygnus here? Cygnus? Cygnus!

He's in a treehouse... ok.

I see a weird totem pole with an owl at the top.

Weird.

I climb it, and stand up on it. Cygnus?

A man appears.

I am not Cygnus. I am Mancon.

You are?

Well, I am his Dream Guide, but my name is Mancon.

Ok, this is confusing...

Anyway, I am Horus, I am Pueo, Owl God, Hawk God...

here I am to grant you... LUCIDITY.

Everything gets vivid and bright, and I fall down a wormhole into a black void.

NOTES

In a strange fictional town.

A well.... A strange bearded blue man with a blue head...

Are you Ian?

No, he's down there...

I go down the well.

What are you doing?

I am trying to find the Point at the End of the Universe! It's the smallest particle, and oldest particle in the universe.

Ah, I will go with you!

We fly through time and space, and find a tiny little black dot. We look at it closely.

The Progenitor, the Mother of All.

We witness the Big Bang, but more like an explosion of Life rushes past me.

I feel ecstatic and amazed.

end dream

I go into instant SP.

I am in the Black Void before I go into the wormhole. I lose all lucidity. A man sneaks up behind me, and places his hand in the center of my back, as if to startle me.

I feel like I know him.

I jolt awake.

The shadow of the energy is still on my back.

I am dancing to dubstep on the Moon, coming out of my cousin, DJ Blest. We are in front of the stage on the ground in the Biodome. He is cheering me on as I create magical webs with the music.

Raven, MoSh, and Tigress come over. Loaf is looking all around like he's confused.

Raven: What are you doing?

MoSh: I am not going to waste my lucidity on watching Nomad do silly spider web magic tricks.

I shoot a web-bubble at MoSh. He looks confused. It pops, then forms a web over him. He starts freaking out.

Shit! He's claustrophobic! I inhale the web.

MoSh is catatonic.

"Dude... I was just going to show you... Uh... MoSh? HEY! WAKE UP."

His mouth is slowly moving. He mumbles something about the naga god and the spider god....

I am suddenly pulled into a weird dream.

MoSh and I are two giant gods battling in a valley. I am the spider god, and he is the naga god.

We battle for days. We do not need to drink or eat or breathe. We are immortal.

We battle for weeks.

He shoots venom at me, but I block it with web shields. He repels my web attacks with his wings.

I shoot venom into my webs. A paralyzing venom runs down the web after it sticks him, and he is paralyzed. I wrap him up in my web, and stand on him.

Other gods appear and applaud.

I hang him up in my cave. I feel strange.

My guts burst open, and I vomit. Baby nagas come out of me. He laid eggs in my gut during the fight.

I lose...

We are back in the Biodome. We are all sitting in the living room of my Living House.

Raven: I forgot how cool this was.

Angel appears. "Oh, honey, why didn't you tell me we had guests?"

She magically floats fruit pies and ice cream to everyone.

MoSh hands me a small pipe.

DUDE WE JUST SMOKED DMT IN A DREAM. YOU WERE IN MY DMT DREAM IN A DREAM WHAT THE FUCK MAN.

It's cool. It was us in another dimension.

I look into MoSh's eyes, and I see a snake hissing at me.