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[I]When I woke Up, I had to piss so bad... I forgot most of my dreams... [/I] frag Saber is giving us a tour of BanYanLand... wait... he is giving many people tours by multiplying himself.
I am in that same fuckin house. I am looking at the house itself suspiciously. I am a fucking gecko -man for some reason. I see I have my little one-handed spinning blades I created when I was a kid. The Spinster. LOL. that means an old lady. Stop talking out loud to yourself. You sound like an idiot. Especially when you say, "LoL." Xaphor? [IMG]http://appledragon.nl/webmiss/brooklyn1.jpg[/IMG] The one and only. (He's a red dragon man in a tux smoking a fat spliff, the size of a cigar.) Let me give you a tour of this dream house, dream buddy. We go from strange room to strange room. This "fuckin' house" as you call it, is the center of Urth. In dreams, it's always "my house, but not my house". Every time someone visits this place, it always feels familiar, but it's never a house they have lived in. That's because they live here and dreams. Well, all you Urthlings do. And the reason it's creepy, is because, you guessed it: Nevergawn, the self-proclaimed god of Urth. What an asshole. Anyway, he infused the walls with dry rot bacteria, and it's all just gross energy all around you. People always have creepy dreams now in their own dream homes, because Nevergawn infested the Nexus of Urth, as a method of control, just as he took over the Wormholes leaving Urth. You people, your little dream battle crew thingy... You're not doing enough to liberate Urth. Firstly, you don't really believe... Of course, you partially do, or you wouldn't get this far. And, your skepticism actually makes you lucid, BUT you have to be as believing as a child and as skeptical as those old trolls who you used to harass you. Then, you have to really organize. You are afraid of losing fun. The fun-ny thing is, if you plan on helping Urth, you dream body automatically will. You just have to consciously will it. You may all forget it, but the most important thing is to will it, so you are telling your dream body you want to do that. Anyway, I have a lot more to tell you, but you are about to wake up, so I am going to vapo-rize...[I][/I]
Updated 08-12-2010 at 03:56 AM by 27486
I am standing in the Healing Glen. Dream friends are standing around me in a circle. ugh.. so many dimensions. But, I just allow it all to flow... I have 360 vision... 360 dimension bubbles... tired of blocking them all out.. i'm a pebble.. a grain of sand a microbe a molecule an atom an electron a quark a nothing thing BAM back in the garden what garden what thefuck how can i be adam and garden and river and tree and eve and god and the snake ... i... I am back in the Healing Glen. I see a type of strange purple headache float out of my brain. You were there. YOU WERE ALL THERE. Everyone was shooting energy beams at me. I absorbed them, like steel glowing hot in the fire. Then I shot them out up into the sky, and circled the energy back into my feet. [I]I woke up at 4am, and started doing homework. I totally forgot that we had a plan of doing this last night until Raven reminded me. [/I]
I am a little goblin hiding in bush with a net and a spear. I'm going catch me a unicorn! i giggle to myself as I hear a herd of unicorns approaching... LOL LOL LOL. They stop nearby and graze. They hear me sniff, and bolt. I throw my net over one, and hold on, it drags me through the forest. YOU BASTARD, YOU LITTLE FUCKING GOBLIN. I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR BRAINS, GODDAMMIT LET ME GO FUCKER! no! NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE ME THE MULTICOLORED RAINBOW MAGIC ICE-CREAM SHIT, FUCKER! The unicorn swings his head, slamming me against trees as he runs. I climb up the net to his head, and gnaw on his horn. WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU NASTY LITTLE MONSTER! AH IT'S A DREAMVIEWS TASK OF THE MONTH. GIVE ME MY MULTICOLORED RAINBOW ICE CREAM, UNICORN, OR I WILL TURN YOU INTO A little GOAT! you can't do that! I accidentally gnaw through the net like an idiot. The unicorn runs away and laughs, pooping out balls of rainbow ice cream. red, blue, and yellow. THANKS FOR NOTHING, ASSHOLE. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE RGB! Haha. You're pretty stupid for an interdimensional goblin! LOL GOBLIN HAHAHAA! The unicorn jumps off a cliff and sprouts wings. I pout and eat the ice cream. I make a green tea one appear, but it tastes like grass. The unicorn banks around and spits fireballs at me. WTF! I make a sphere of water and burrow into the ground, stuffing the ice cream balls in my little leather bag. I sit in the ground and munch on the ice cream. NOTES moles ants underground kingdom... (for some reason, I am in the same forest I was in when I first met Raven in dreams and we fought Templars with Selene.)
Saber shows me a soundwave massage chair. It's full of woofers and subwoofers. You play a didjeridoo in it, and then the speakers amplify it, focusing on the subsonic sounds. He says anyone can build it. He doesn't care about the patent. LOL
NOTES Raven and I meet up at the base of the Tower near the entrance to BanYanLand. Along the way, a bunch of other dreamers appear: MoSh, Loaf, Tigress, mowglycdb, and Walms. Mosh is wearing a white robe with a hood and green trim. His eye are two green gems. I ask him why he's wearing the robe. He grins at me: I AM A SPACE DRUID. His eyes sparkle, and lightning crackles across his teeth when he says it. ok.. these are supposed to be notes. We meet Bobby AKA DJ Sabertooth, AKA Saber. He is a giant were-saber-toothed tiger in a green smoking jacket. He is smoking a giant joint. We hop in a flying car, and he gives us a tour. He talks about the ecology of the place, and how he set up everything to go in circles. He says it's a prototype for a self-sustained Tree-House-Farm. Wow! Permaculture. EXACTLY. There is a silk factory, silkworms... koi... He says the silkworms are weaving dream fabric. The place is HUGE. One. Giant. Tree. We become ant-people and crawl all over the tree. Bobby and Raven laugh maniacally. MoSh is confused. Loaf freaks out. Walms doesn't seem to notice. Tigress shrugs. I gnaw at the tree. **** This dream was so long... I think about an hour... but I don't have time to write it all down.
There is some weird fight-game... at The House... same weird fucking house, always a different looking house, but it's always the same one. Jaegaan gets in a play-fight with that Asian bi chick with the stupid reality show. He grabs her wrist and makes her slap her ass. He undresses her, and they tell me to film with my camera phone. okay... :shadewink: Then, Angel's alarm clock goes off.
(a few days ago) I am in the bathroom, looking in the mirror. WTF. I have no reflection! Bobby (DJ Sabertooth) appears in the mirror. I get confused. He copies me and giggles. DUDE IT'S ME! Oh, shit. I knew that. "I am always with you, man. Seriously. Check it: I can be in more than one place at the same time. It's fucking amazing! Anyway... We should hang out more on the Moon. Tell everyone to come. I love you!"
[I]so many dreams at once...[/I] I am in my meditation room, meditation in front of the mirror. Sabertooth joins me. I am a black panther-man, and he's a saber-toothed tiger-man. OM.... Raven appears to me. There is a battle going on behind her. WE MUST.... shit, she's gone. My cat-face reappears in the mirror. I look at Saber. He nods. We leap into the mirror. We are riding some strange steeds... lion-bears. We are on a battlefield. There are all manner of goblins running amok, killing humans. I am swinging a morning star, and he has a giant saber. I see my dream friends. Raven tells me we have to heal... heal what? The originator or the goblins. She shows me a strange summoner in a dark room standing in between a large mirror, and a pool of water. He is summoning all the goblins. We teleport to the place. I tackle the summoner, and we go through the mirror into the Glen of Healing. MoSh and Basara play guitar. I use blue energy. Raven sings. Tigress uses fire to burn away impurities. Saber creates energy records, and throws them into the man's dream body. The man tries to get away, but, the grass grows up around him like vines, and holds him down. He passes out. The man floats up in the air. His body becomes golden. He thrashes around as many parasites escape his body. Frogs leap up and eat them. The vine-grass releases him, and he relaxes. The Frost Giant, Snowgawn, he tells me his name, but still one of many... picks up the man and takes him to his cave. We follow. Joseph is there, a young teenage boy now. Snowgawn says the man is an ancient powerful summoner that was corrupted by his own sadness which he turned into anger and a lust for power and control. He was a necromancer, trying to bring his lost love back from the grave, which only darkened his soul. He says the man will tell us his story when he wakens, but let him sleep.
FRAGS I am riding in a car with C. She tells me she used to be a hooker when she was 17. I tell her that she is the sixth friend of mine to tell me she used to be a hooker. *** Some frickin' house... It's always the same house... and it looks different in every dream. *** At a party... same as with Evna? [I]all my dreams are smearing together in my brain![/I]
[IMG]http://images.vimeo.com/11/49/61/114961176/114961176_300.jpg[/IMG] [I]note: I was a white gorilla throughout this entire dream, but I didn't realize until I woke up, since the whole dream was first person perspective.[/I] I am at a house party in Honolulu. I am someone's steed. We leave the party, and I run on the street with traffic like a horse, being a steed. I am galloping on all fours like a gorilla, (which I am!) I wait at a red light with a couple other friends. The light turns green, and I run across the intersection to turn left. An asshole in a red VW classic convertible Beetle almost hits me. He slams on the brakes. [IMG]http://www.collision-theory.com/gorillaempteesbig.gif[/IMG] I roar and leap on the trunk. (Which is in the front of the car, if you didn't know.) The three people in the car scream bloody murder. I pound on the trunk and dent it. I rip the rag top off with my teeth, and pound the driver into the seat. Stupid DC babbles some gobbledygook about my sister's workplace. I roar in his face, and pound him some more. [I]I wake up. I then realize I became Evna, my cousin's Sabertooth's spirit guide, a big white gorilla. It felt [B]awesome.[/B][/I]
NOTES in the Biodome... playing with energy in my fingertips. I go to grab Levi, and bring him to the Moon. DREAM DIVERGE 1) he appears behind me, his red dreadlocks snaking around his head. He asks me to take him to see Sabertooth. I take him to BanYanLand. Sabertooth is in a meditation room. He and Levi hug. We go to Planet Thorax. 2) I go to his room, and wake him up. We fly to the moon on a Moon Dragon. We land in Nowhere. Sabertooth is spinning music.
[I]abridged[/I] Raven is playing with little dragon toys in the sand in the Biodome. The toys seem magical. Uh, Raven? She makes a toy dragon fly by me, and sparks shoot out of it. See? Dragon! The sparks sting my face. GEEZ! Raven. Ow! Are you a little kid? Huh? You are not lucid, are you? No. You are dreaming. No, I am playing. This is a dream. This is a dream. Raven looks at her hands. They always look normal. She levitates, then slaps her head. OH! She makes a dream bubble appear. I see MoSh, mowglycdb, Loaf and Tigress all around. There is a dragon battle going on in the bubble. She grins. Saber runs to us. I WANT IN! I WANT IN! We jump into the bubble. Suddenly we are in a dragon battle. It seems like a free-for-all. It feels like a weird real life video game. Raven's dragon's is white with pink highlights and has two heads and six legs. It shoots out lightning and rainbows. I am riding a two headed black dragon, shooting out lava and fire. At some point I turn into a plant dragon, and I shoot poison vines out of my mouth. There are all kinds of dragons. Some have two heads, some have more. Some have one. All the heads always shoot something different. The dragons all merge into one dragon. I am Pure Dragon, the All-Dragon. What is it you desire? We desire to be friends with the dragons. The All-Dragon gives us all ruby hearts. The ruby hearts will aid us on our quest to prove our love of dragons. We will be able to communicate with the All-Dragon. The All-Dragon says there is a special Violet Dream Flower that grows upside down in ice caves on a certain mountain. We must bring the flower back to the All-Dragon. Raven courtseys and asks why. The All-Dragon says it makes really great tea. Raven blushes, confused. Tigress stifles a giggle. MoSh looks at me and grins. I laugh out loud with Loaf. Raven tells us to sh! We are suddenly in a pit in some desert. The dragon becomes striped... black and white, and is coated with fur... I am so confused... The dream implodes... I am killing dragons, drinking their blood... I am a dying dragon... so ancient... yet still mortal... I am guarding a dragon, as the dragon guards the town... I am an undersea dragon... I speak to the sea dragon god... He speaks to me in pictures... He shows me how dragons came out of the sea... I am coughing on a beach somewhere... where am I? On O'ahu? In the Biodome... I see Raven playing with dragon toys in the sand... she looks about 8 years old... I am about 6... uh... The dream fades... and a dragon flies across the black...
I was playing a tornado game with a bunch of dreamers. Everyone tries to suck everyone out of the playing field into portals overhead. My team won. We were like gladiators. We fought with weapons now, with tornadoes whirling around us, then weapons and magic, then, hi tech weapons and magic. My team was owning, then we kept getting pwned by the same team: TEAM GAWN. These big devil bastards grinned at us at spat acid. You really want to fuck with us? We are the Sons Of Gawn. I said, "Fuck yeah, bitches. I like the spicy taste of devilflesh." We roared at each other, and had one last match. I morphed into a devilman myself, but, I was badass-iest! I had six horse legs, a snake tail, and a mane of flame down my back. The leader of the other team transformed into a blue flaming minotaur, and we clashed heads, locking horns. There is a great explosion. Q yells. DRAW. We buy them all drinks in the City of Nowhere at one of the Bars. The club is amazing. I can't believe I am in a dream, yet, I am surrounded by mythical beasts. This dude with yellow cat eyes, and a red devil face wearing a pink and black suit says, "Ey buddy, you talking to yourself?" Then I realize it's me looking in the mirror. I stare at myself for five minutes. My face doesn't change. Okay, this is a dream. This dude walks in the bathroom, "But, it feels so real," he says smugly. He has purple skin, and kind of a fishy face. "Hey who the fuck are you, man?" "I'm your dream guide, idiot. Don't you recognize me?" He morphs into many forms. I then realize he's in literally all my dreams. "So, tell me what the hell is going on, Xaphor!" "You are actively lucid dreaming. You are remembering your dreams exactly as you dream them. Everything is now crystal clear in the remembering. Ever since you drank that Lucidi-Tea mixed with the Vivid-ity." "So why do I not usually dream like this." "The reality is quite the opposite: you always dream like this. You only remember blurry. You know what it is: a filter you installed so you would not get obsessed with dreams. Now that your life is more balanced as a result of cycling the power, you are ready for this type of real remembering. We are suddenly sitting on a cliff near a huge waterfall. It's gorgeous. All of this, you made, in the Land of Nod. Your dream body, everyone's dream body, does so much more than the waking mind can even comprehend. When you can be aware of all planes at all times, then, you are full of power. This requires great effort, along with non-effort. Please do not try to hard, or get disappointed if your subconscious grows the filter back. Just remember... remember your dreams... and remember... I love you... I love you... Nomad... I see Xaphor and I in other dimensions, as brothers, friends, enemies, lovers, mothers, it's all so weird, but fascinating... "Well, it's only parallel versions of us," I tell myself. Xaphor and I fall asleep on a cloud. He merges with me, and I become a red dragonman.
"So," Saber turns to us, and juggles bubbles, each with an image of a different part of the new BanYanLand, "I put a lot of cool shit here... but, would you like to see my [I]planet[/I]?" We nod, and he grins, and flies into the sky shouting, "Follow me!" We crash through the roof of the Biodome, and it heals itself. The AI scolds me. Bobby (Saber) shows us this silly golden Star Trek Enterprise, and says it's his spaceship. We board it. The entire ship is a nightclub. Saber says his ship is powered by music. Raven smiles, and starts playing a green guitar from Basara. We go through a portal. Saber says spaceships protect dreamers from parasites when they go through wormholes, so you should always use a spaceship if you don't have a force field whenever you go through a wormhole. There is a very strange planet in front of us. It's orange and brown. It looks carved and tunneled heavily, and some parts have structures on them like coral. Suddenly we are on a cheesey orange brown Star Wars Landspeeder, and Saber is giving us a tour. PLANET THORAX Called so, because everything evolved from insects, sentient life, plants, and even bacteria. We are zooming over a jungle. Everything looks insecti-ish. Suddenly we are all in a 2D megaman game. UH WTF! "Dude, everyone loves Megaman!" Bobby says. Suddenly it becomes a mix of a D&D game, and a Megaman RPG... Uh... We lose lucidity getting into the game. We get to the end boss. It's Bobby as a octopus. We beat him, then he blows sleep dust on us. We fall asleep. And I have a dream of interacting with the beings. We awake back in BanYanLand. "So How do you like my planet?"