non-lucid

Here I am. But where is here? Here, is the Godfather video game. I see I am my own avatar for the game. I have a nice black hairdue, and beard. I have a red undershirt, and a black suit jacket. And finally, black pants. Currently, I am standing in the middle of traffic on a one way road. Everyone looks pissed. I decide to steal a car. But which car suits such a lovely day? I see a nice car, and it looks absolutely different than the other cars. I can't recall a good enough description though. I walk over, and threaten the driver. Without hesitation, the driver gets out. Then, the driver runs away. Pussy. So, I get in the car now. I begin to drive away. As I drive, the cops start to follow me. Fuck! They open fire on the car. However, the car recieves no damage. What the hell?! Now, the cops have caught up with me. Shiiiiit!!!!! They begin to ram my car. But once again, not even a scratch is left on the car! Holy shit! This car is invincible! Then, I ram into both the cop cars. Then, the two cars spin out of control and crash. At that point, there is a bigass explosion. Damn, that probably didn't feel too good, but...SO LONG BITCHES!!!!! At this point, I am going by a school. I turn into the the driveway. I see there is a parking garage. I park my invincible car there. I get out now. Looking at the school, I can see it's a normal brown-brick structure. Three floors. A nice outdoor yard with benches, and hexagon-shaped tables with attached benches. I go over to the yard. I see four very hot chicks sitting at a table. Ooo-la-la!!!!! One has brown hair, dark pink shirt, jeans, girly boots, blue eyes, and C-Cup breasts(being descriptive ). The others looked basically the same, just different clothes. They all smile and wave at me. They giggle a bit too(I'm such a fuckin' turn on with the beard). Then, a blonde chick walks up to me. She starts to bitch at me for no apparent reason. Then, she walks off. (RT) I walk over to her, and...BITCH-SLAP!!!!! She instantly puts her face in her hands. She starts to cry. Oh...fuck. I stat to walk away. I see all the students knowing watching me. Giving me that "You're an asshole" look. Some of them started walking up to me. They whisper threats to me. I keep walking. I finally break away from them. I arrive home exhausted as hell. I see my lizard is crawling on the wall. I pick her up and take her upstairs. I try to put her in her cage, but she jumps on me. Then she starts crawling all over me. Then I awake.

NOTE: I'm still working on DEILDing, so really font expect any LDs soon. However, I'd call myself a retard for trying a new method while on a dryspell...

I find myself outside. The terrain seems like a normal desert. However, there is an epic battle going on here. An epic Star Wars battle. It appears to be the Empire versus the Rebels. From the battle, large amounts of dust, wind, and lots of noise. Near me, was a crashed space cruiser. As the battle goes on, pull out my iPod. I start to listen to "Haushinka" by Green Day. I see my Epiphone Les Paul sitting by the cruiser. I pick it up and play along. About halfway through the song, I see a drum kit sitting nearby. I put down my guitar. Then I walk over to the drums. I sit down and play along. These are some nice drums. They have a good Punk Rock sound to them. They're also silver with sparkles. After playing for awhile, I decide to leave. Suddenly, I end up in a city. I'm on a brick road in an alleyway. It's night time. I am wandering past apartments. Then, I stop at a back door. I realize I'm Darth Vader!!!!! WTF?! Well that's very interesting. Very...interesting. I enter the apartment. Inside, there's tons of Stormtroopers. Holy shit there's a lot of them!!!!! I react quickly, and pull out my lightsabre. I hit the button on it. At that time, a red laser blade shoots out. It glows with an ominous buzz. The Stormtroopers open fire on me. With my quick wits, cunning strategy, and common sense, I reflect the blaster bolts. Hey retards, a frickin' blaster rifle can't be a lightsabre. Herp-a-derp! I run in an start the massacre. In mere seconds, I manage to slash away over 30 Stormtroopers. Pathetic simpletons. I continue the slaughter. Now, they are resulting to grenades. Pfft, those shitty things are supposed to hurt me? I keep evading the grenades and slicing. Now there is one clan of about 30 troops. They are all throwing grenades. I zip forward at them all. I start slashing away again. Then, I see a grenade land next to me. Oh...shi-I awake.

I dreamed I was at my friend Zaine's house. Oddly, the house was more like a wooden lodge. Interesting. Zaine and I were watching TV. The house was really dim-lighted. It was really uncomfortable. I would've prefered it to have been dark. The house was nice though. Amazing furniture, antiques, wooden base, white walls. Pretty funny, cause Zaine's actual house isn't close to this nice. By the looks of it, we were the only two there. As we were watching TV, a warning came up. O wonder what about. We see that it's a weather warning. But, not an ordinary warning. A tornado warning. Aw, shit! Zaine and I know what to do. We get up quickly and head to the obvious safest area. The basement. We head downstairs, and wow. It's just as nice as the upstairs! So, Zaine and I head to the center of the basement. I'm guessing the center's safest. Outside, we can now hear rumbling thunder and winds. That's bad. It means that the tornado is getting closer! Aw, shit! The ground starts shaking. I swear it felt like a fuckin' earthquake was going on! The winds have really picked up now. It's sounds as loud as a fuckin' jet engine! The house is shaking even more now. Suddenly, Zaine flies up toward the ceiling. What the fuck?! He says the tornado is pulling him up. He tells me to let go and join him. Because it's "fun." When the hell was I holding on to anything? At that time, I start to float up too! It feels so cool! Holy shit, that's fun! We remain in the air for a few minutes. Finally, the tornado is gone. Then, we fall down. Ouch! That was one hell of a storm! Shit, it felt like we were defying gravity! Now, we decide to go upstairs and see the damage. When we arrive upstairs, it's like were hypothetically shitting our pants. The entire neighborhood is fuckin' demolished! Holy shit on a stick! Zaine and I meet up with sone other guys and talk. Zaine and I are bragging because we got to fly around. At about that same time, I awake.

I dream I am in a large room. This room is dark, with very shitty lighting. There's one empty, lightless back room, and just one table here. Also, there was about a dozen people in here. We are unfortunately all trapped in here. We basically just have to sit here bored all day and look stupid. But one bad thing, there is a pregnant girl here with us. And apparently, she IS nine months pregnant. So, we all continue to mope around like retards. It's so fuckin' boring in here. I think I'd have more fun with a fully loaded gun in my mouth(not literally). So, just as things can't get any worse, they do. The worst(or at least I think the worst) scenario happens. The girl's water breaks! Oh shit!!!!! What the hell?! What to do?! What to do?! We are SO fucked now! Then, someone has an idea. He tells us to look at the big green buttons on the ground. We all look. Odd, those weren't there earlier. So, he says someone needs to jump on them with massive force. But the only way to do that is to jump from the ceiling on the buttons. Conveniently enough, there were pipes up on the ceiling like you see in a school gym, or a store. Also, someone had ropes. So now we could get up there. So, he throws his rope up and it wraps around the pipe. One man volunteers to jump. He climbs up the rope quickly. Finally, he swings over to one button. He jumps. Then, he lands and heavily stomps on a button. Nothing happens. Son of a bitch! He climbs back up to try again. He jumps, and lands on another button. Nothing. Dammit! One more button, if it doesn't work, this is gonna get ugly. He climbs up. He really looks nervous now. But who wouldn't? He looks down at the last green button. He jumps. He slams down on the final green button. A doorway opens. Yes! We're saved, and shit, that girl's water is still going. So I rush her outside. There's a man there, who looks surprised to see us leaving. I'm sure he's the bastard who did this. However, there's no time to deal with him. I see an ambulance. I rush the girl over to it. I put her on a stretcher in the back. Finally, I start the ambulance. I floor it. I pick a little receiver that goes out a megaphone. I tell all the cars and people to move. I keep driving like a maniac. This is bad. As we drive through the city, I can see many pedestrians and cars just barely dodging me. Finally, we reach the hospital. I see doctors rush out and take the girl. Good, all is well. Then, the police shows up. I pull a gun out from nowhere. They look pissed. This isn't good. I look at my gun. It's a Magnum 45. The cops get out and fire at me. Oh shit! I take cover and fire back. I have a 45 bitches! Good luck! I take down one cop. Then, another. One more, and shit. Now cops are coming from behind. These ones have shotguns. Motherfucker! They grab me. They point at me with their guns, and I awake.

NOTE: I've been going through about a two week dryspell, as I have been attempting DEILDs. I recently dropped the MILD because the constant RCing was annoying as hell, and I wasn't seeing any good results. So don't expect any LDs for a little bit. But I'm trying very hard!

I was in a very dark house. I was sitting on a couch with two other kids who were maybe about 10. They are watching a movie on an iPod Touch. I look to see what movie they're watching. It's Dragon Ball Z: Fusion Reborn. I'm curious how they're watching it on YouTube. I ask if there's free Wi-Fi here. They say yes. I am so happy now. I pull out my iPod Touch and connect. Hell yeah! Internet bitches! Anyway, I end up leaving soon. I am now outside during the evening. I appear to be in a real shit-town. I see man with group of other people. They're all crying. What the hell's wrong? I go over to see. They tell me someone important(can't recall the name) has just died in a tragic car crash. It doesn't matter to me, but I tell them I'm sorry for their loss. I see my friend Zaine. We head over to a snack bar. We order Milky Way candy bars. The guy gave us "Fun" Size, which everyone hates. I see mine is half eaten. Ew...okay. Later that day we go to Zaine's house an we are on his computer. I see he has like a 115 inch TV. I say we should watch a movie on it. But I soon awake.

I dream I am outside. It appears to be a sunny summer day. I am walking down a pretty lively street. On both sides of me, I can see kids playing outside their houses. All the houses appear to be expensive villas. The landscape appears to have been professionally landscaped by the development owners. I guess you could say this was a perfect development. Not to mention they had perfectly evenly-sized palm trees everywhere. I finally pass through all the villas and I reach a public park. Holy shit, I realize I've seen this park before...but where(it was in a recent LD I had had, I was just in a different section now). I see at the park's edge there is a huge lake. I can't see where it ends. I can see far more people in here than in their yards. This place is so very lively. I see there's one section of villas next to the park that goes over on a cliff side. I go up the side to one very nice villa. Apparently it's, mine, because I go inside. Inside is just as nice as you can imagine. I can see the stairs nearby. Suddenly, my little brother comes downstairs. He says he wants to go back to our apartment now. I tell him to go. He says he's too scared to go home by himself. I roll my eyes and sigh. I tell him I'll take him home. We step outside, and it's now raining very hard. Well fuck. So much for the wonderful paradise! We step down a small hillside in the park. Then, my little brother starts to run away. I scream at him to stop. I stand there like a sadistic retard and let him run away. So I decide to finally try and catch him. I try to climb up the hillside. However, it's really muddy. Muddy as fuck I tell ya. I keep slipping down. I look at my hands. They are fuckin' soiled in mud. Then, I look up, and the hot blonde I admire is at the top of the hill. She has a smile on her face as she looks at me. Well, I'm not sure whether she was happy to see me or, if she was trying to hold in a laugh. But, she holds her hand out. So, I try to get up the hill one more time, then I grab her hand. She pulls me up the hill with ease. Well that was interesting. I tell her thanks, and she says you're welcome. It's gone too far now. It's time I let out the truth to her. About how I feel. The rain now stops. I am about to speak, when I awake.

I start off in the basement of my old house. Oddly, the entire basement has been rearranged and redesigned. I had a friend over with me. I don't recall who it was. I do think it may have been Victor(redbullman4). Anyway, we were on my old shitty Gateway '98 computer. We were playing some sort of game on it. All of a sudden, I saw a centipede on the floor. I fucking hate centipedes. So I go fuckin' insane. I jump up and scream like a five year-old girl. I tell my friend I'm gonna fly away from here. So I jump up, and I start to fly. Odd. I now see Goku from Dragon Ball in his Super Saiyan 3 form. What the fuck?! He appears to be fighting Hirudegarn from the DBZ movie "Dragon Fist Explosion." Goku's coming in for the final kill with a Super Dragon Fist. At about that time, I awake.

NOTE: This was a short dream because it started at about 5 and I wake up at 6.

I find myself in an verge neighborhood. It's currenty night time. I am walking at a easy rate and passing by all of the houses, condominiums, and apartments. The street I'm going down really does seem peaceful. Finally, I reach my destination. It's to my concern that I'm suddenly holding a crockpot full of Pasta Fazule. It immediately comes to my attention that it's for a party I'm going to. I appear to be at the party. That's very interesting. I enter the house now. Inside, there's a concert stage. It has some bigass stereos, microphones, and so forth. Also, there's a bigass table that has snacks and all that sorta party shit. I go over and place the Pasta Fazule on the table. I soon see the party host. It's my friend Dan(who my friends and I often refer to as "Dave" as a joke). So the party had begun. More and more people show up while time passes by. Soon, I see someone show up...and it's not someone I'd ever call a friend. It was Thomas. It appeared the he showed up with his girlfriend too. Wait, Girlfriend+Tom=Undefined Answer. Well, it was just a dream(to bad I didn't realize it).

So, Tom instantly starts acting like a numskull. He starts running around and shouting, dancing gayly, ya know, retarded stuff like that. He was pissing everybody off now. Dan, me, and Tom's girlfriend are now all on the stage. Tom comes up on stage and starts dancing like a retard again. His girlfriend looks really pissed and embarrassed. She says to Tom she doesn't think it's working out between them. At that time, Tom stops. He looks suddenly depressed. He then, slumps down the stairs without a word. Then he sadly waddles outside. His ex-girlfriend then follows. Well that was interesting. So, the party continues. Soon, it is over. Everyone quickly gets their things and leave. I'm on my own way out, when I remember something. I come back in and tell Dan I have to wait for my Dad to pick me up because I have the crockpot. What the hell? I came here without I problem. Who cares? While I am waiting, I awake.

NOTE: I've been very lazy recently and haven't journaled a damn thing at all. I haven't had a non-virtual DJ since November, because I figured it was a waste of paper, considering a have an unlimited virtual one. Recently(Tuesday), I switched from doing MILDs to doing DEILDs. So I decided I'm gonna stop the lazyness and journal whenever possible.

I dream I am with two guys. They had just recently died. The two of them, who couldn't help to listen in on, said they were on their way to be judged. I say I'd like to come with them. They don't hesitate to say "Yes." So, I follow along. We travel through dark space in a matter of seconds. Now we're at the place. It sort of resembles King Yemma's judgment place in Dragon Ball Z. Interesting. So, we end up waiting for awhile. I get kinda pissy, so I go sit down. I spot an untaken chair sitting in a corner. I sit down. Then, I fall through the chair! What the hell was that all about?! I see all the dead people laughing at me now. One guy explains that you have to be dead to sit in these chairs. Well that's about retarded. I end up leaving soon afterward.

I end in space almost instantly after I leave. There is a HUGE space battle going on. The capital ships are just dogging the shit out of each other. The sight was truly incredible. I was taking a hypothetical shit in my pants it was so fuckin' awesome! Conveniently, I was already in a fighter ship. Unfortunately, it was just a puny little piece of shit. How disappointing. I have no choice but to fly through the massive barricade of ships. I approach at top speed. Soon, I get caught up in the crossfire. Shit, shit, shit. As I hopelessly try to get through, my puny fighter is getting pounded with lasers. However, there is some hope left. As I see I'm almost through the barricade. However, my ship is almost done for too. Dammit! But then, I have a stoke of luck, and get through! I'm now flying semi-safely away from the barricade. Now I approach a space station. Aw, shit. I fly over with caution. Now, I see two ships parked on the station. I take some action and fire missiles. I easily manage to take down the first one. Then, I blow up the other one. All too easy. Now, a third one is coming up on a rising platform. Son of a bitch! I turn around and fly towards it. I see it's getting ready for takeoff. Dammit! I open fire on it, and it blows up. Yes! I'm perfectly safe now. I start to fly away, and then I soon awake.

NOTE: Most events in this dream probably happened because I overwatched Ranma 1/2 the anime show.

I find myself in my apartment. It was basically normal, but a few parts were rearranged. It seemed like an average day, except for a few details. There was some dude who made himself a very tall throne in my living room. Also, I couldn't stand the loud noises coming from the second floor of my apartment. What the fuck was going on? So, I decide to end the madness. I walk up to the top of the throne. Then, I grab the kid on top, and throw him down the stairs. Then, I jump over onto my apartment's real stairs. Then, I tip over the throne. It falls over and smashes down with a loud crash. With my pride, I walk upstairs to end the other disturbance. I come upstairs to find kids my age running around. It appears that they're chasing someone. I scan the mob of teens to see who's being chased. He just looks like a regular kid. And he's...holding shampoo? Why the fuck are they fighting over some damn shampoo?! I stand in front of the mob and the kid rushes away into the bathroom and locks the door. I ask what the hell they're fighting over shampoo for. They tell me that the shampoo can turn a man into a woman for thirty seconds. I pause. Then, we all try to bash down the door. We finally break in after a few tries. The kid tells us the shampoo has been all used up. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! All of us begin to beat the shit out of the kid, then I brew up an idea. I stop, and run over to the supply cabinet. There, I find a full shampoo bottle...and it's the "miracle" shampoo. I announce that I found it...and we're gonna share it. So, we all get into a running shower...weird. I decide since I found it, I get to go first. I squeeze a little shampoo from the bottle. I start to mix into my hair. All of a sudden...I'm...I'm a...girl! Holy shit it worked! I look down at my chest, and there I see two nicely sized breasts. I feel them, and squeeze them. Damn, that's soft. The next part was weird, but I start to take a piss in the shower. I'm aware my "area" is changed, and I'm curious of whether it'll feel different when I piss or not. It didn't. Finally, I looked in the shower hose to see myself. I had orange hair! It was moderately long. Then, I suddenly awoke.

I start off un the local park. It's nearly sunset, as there is a redish-orange sky in the backround. I come over and rest on a swingset. I see I'm quickly joined by two other people. We chatted about random crap. Then we listened to "Ha Ha You're Dead" by Green Day(DS). Well there goes a dream sign. We continue to talk about random shit. Then, one kid mentions the oil rig on the other side of the park. He said that thing's gonna explode one day. Then I leave the swing set and head across the field. I reach the red picket fence blocking off the rig. I climb over the fence. I soon as I hit the ground, BOOM! The oil rig explodes! I get thrown back into the wall. I quickly get up and wadle in pain. I can literally feel the heat from the oil on fire. Then, a cop car comes up to me. I quickly get in. We drive away.

I arrive home, where I clean up. Then, two girls and some other people arrive. We have a party outside in the snow. Then, one girl gets buried in the snow. I am quick to act, and I get her out. We continue to party, until I awake.

I find myself at my apartment. Thing is, my apartment looks completely different like in most dreams. My dad, brothers, and I are all enjoying some R&R. Suddenly, someone's at the door. My dad answers the door. I nearly shit my pants in excitement. It's Anthony Horowitz! He's the author of my favorite book series! The Alex Rider series. Holy shit! He's here! In my house! I come over and greet him. I tell him how I love the Alex Rider series. Then, I see he's different. He's balding, fat, and he looks drunk. I see he brought his wife and kids too. I wonder what happened to him.

Later that day. He randomly gives my brothers, dad, and I each $100.00. I know something isn't right. World famous authors don't just hand out $100 bills. I take him in a remote room where no one will hear us. I ask what's his deal. I ask what's wrong, and what happened. He said he's screwed. I raise an eyebrow. He tells me that no one's buying his books. He's quickly running low on money and is bled dry of book ideas. Then, I tell him I'll help him write a book. That enlightens his mood. He gets on his knees and begins to pitifully thank me. I say it'll be easy. We just need a story line, plot, characters, etc.

Now I'm at my friend's house. We're just hanging out. The usual. Then, he invites some friend's over for a literal hide and go seek war. We can use weapons or any other resources necessary. This will be easy. I'll just use my ki. The war of hide and go seek begins. I'm hiding in some good cover. I see a gun. I pick it up. Then, two people see me. They come over and open fire. Shit! I get down. I get up every few seconds and fire. I keep missing. Dammit. I'm screwed. Now my friend comes over and mows those two bitches down. I get up and thank him. We head over to a large tower(Forgot to mention this takes place all over the city). We climb the stairs to the top. We're very worn out. Then, two helicopters open fire on us. Holy shit! What kind of game is this shit?! I see there is an RPG. I pick it up and head into the open. I fire the RPG. The rocket successfully blows up the chopper. It begins to fall towards the ground. It hits and incinerates. Take that bitch! Now the other chopper is still on us. Son of a bitch! The stupid RPG only had one rocket. Shit! This wasn't good. Now, a car drives up a ramp into the tower. Shit. It comes over and rams me into a wall. Gosh dammit that hurt! Then, the helicopter shoots my friend. He goes down. Then, I have a false awakening. I awake at my friend's. Thank God, only a dream(still is dumbass). My friend is still sleeping. I go upstairs and see the fight's still on! Oh shit! Not good! One kid comes over with a gun. Screw him! I hold my hand up, then a chuck a ki ball at him. It hits. Hell yeah bitch! What?! The bastard's still alive! I run upstairs and I go into the bathroom. Then, there's a knock at the door. It's Anthony Horowitz. He says he came with my dad to pick me up and take me back home. My little brother comes in and gives me a big hug. Then, he gave me a blue Scouter. He said he didn't want it. I put it on, and we head towards the car and then, I awake.

I find myself non-lucid on the distant planet Namek. The planet must've been dying. Lava arose from the barren landscape of the planet. My friends and I had to find the ruthless tyrant Frieza. We head out into the intense land. Suddenly, the dream's view changes over to Frieza. He was badly hurt. He was in his final form 100%. His surviving men were placing armor on him. Frieza's power was so strong, his armor kept bursting. Then, they finally got some good armor on him. The view changes back over to me. My friends and I are heading towards Frieza's space craft. Wait, did Goku fail?! Shit! We'd better do something. Oh fucking fiddlesticks! Frieza's men start pouring out. Shit! I pull out a grenade launcher. Suck this bitches! I launch a grenade and kill more than half of the soldiers. Then more come out. I launch another grenade to finish the job. We enter his ship, then I'm at planet Earth.

Oh shit. I'm soon informed that Frieza's here on Earth. Oh son of a bitch. My friends and I are ready to defend. We power up, and we fly to the battle at super speed using our ki. We quickly arrive at the battle. We get ready. I grab an AK-47 and open fire on Frieza's soldiers. Then, a ki blast penetrates the left side of my chest. I tumble back in pain. Dammit. It's over. Then, I awake.

So, I find myself at my friend's house. For some odd reason, it's my house in this dream. Hm, weird. So, we're all sitting inside, my family and I. Then, we have to go do yard work. Ugh! So, we go outside, and everything is in place as it should be. The porch, patio, garage, and...what the hell is that? I see that there is a dirt rink being held up by bricks.
My dad says we need to remove the bricks. Oh dammit...that means...I get to see......centipedes. *Shiver* I hate those damn things to no end(I really do, trust me). So, we begin to remove the bricks. The torture begins. Slither, zoom, wiggle, ehhh...no end to it. Then, as my mom removes a brick, a half-foot long one comes out. It crawls onto me. I nearly have a heart attack(probably in real life too). I grab, and chuck its ass. Phew, that was scary. Next, I get the balls to move a brick. I move and...HOLY MOTHERF***ING SH*T P*SSER!!!!! No joke: a ten yard long centipede that's only an inch thick comes out. I nearly pass out. It starts to crawl upwards me. Oh sh*t! I hit it, and it crawls away. Phew. We go inside and watch a movie until I awake.

It starts as a normal school day. Now, for once, the school is actually arranged the way it should be. That surprised me when I awoke. So, I was with some kids I don't know, but they are my friends in this dream. So, it doesn't matter. They decide we should make a peep hole so we can look into the girls locker room. I like the idea, so I join in. What could go wrong? While we are drilling a hole, we are caught. Oh sh*t. We're so screwed.


Well, we are now in a f*ck-load of trouble. But, my master lying skills always help(I suck at lying). At this moment, I say the most dumb-ass excuse EVER.
"Well, I wasn't helping them. They asked me to come along. I never decided if wanted to or not, but if I would have said yes, I would have not known where they went. So, I went with them while deciding."
See? I am now shocked when the teacher buys it, and I get in no trouble at all. However, the others get in serious trouble. I then soon awake.