non-lucid

This dream was basically what the title says. Nothing of much interest happened. I call it a wasted dream.

I am at a party with ass-tons of people I know. My friend Zaine has received rumor he's going to get raped by this girl we all know. Well that's not good. I decide to volunteer for the job of protecting Zaine from getting raped. I scan the area, looking for the girl. I spot her with her friends at a table not too far away. Zaine decides he wants to leave before something bad happens. Unfortunately, he has to go past the girl no matter what. Damn, we're in quite a fix here. I now come up with a plan. I have Zaine begin to walk out, and I go to a different side of the room. I crawl under the tables and head towards the girl. I reach her, and I touch her feet. She is startled, and Zaine wanders past unnoticed. I now awake.

Lucidity: 0
Vividness: 2

I am currently at the library. Obviously it looks nothing like it should. The lights are also dimmed for some odd reason. I'm scanning through their collection on manga. I now run across a manga called "No Bra"(This manga does exist! It's really fucked up, but it's hilarious and the story line ain't half bad). I pick it up, and I begin to skim through it. Soon, a smokin' hot brunette asks me to come to her house. I don't refuse and I go. This girl is actually lesbian. She has a blonde girlfriend. The brunette says that she wants help filming a zombie movie with her girlfriend. I decide, ah what the hell? Sure! So, we submerge the house in about 2 1/2 feet of water now. We set up animatronic zombies. We begin to film. I'm holding the camera. The blonde almost instantly gets taken underwater by the zombies and gets "eaten." The brunette is scared to death by the zombies. So, she runs into her dark closet and I follow(dur, I'm cameraman). She closes the door(which should be impossible with all the water). Now she turns on a small flashlight, only to reveal that more zombies are here in the closet. The zombies now approach her as she screams in horror. But then I awake.

NOTE: I haven't been on in about three weeks. And all I can say is...DAYUM! I love the new Dream Views look and color scheme! Impressive work DV Staff! *Salutes*

Lucidity: 0
Vividness: 3

New Codes:

Not Lucid
Lucid
Awake

So, I start off in school. But of course, it's just like a normal dream, so school doesn't look right at all. I'm at my locker, twisting and turning the lock. A girl I know stands beside me. For some reason I can't fathom, she's sexually teasing me with words(I need a life, don't I?). Constantly repeating things like "How're we gonna do it?!" and some other things I don't recall. I am ignoring her some reason. But honestly, I probably wouldn't be ignoring this in real life. Anyway...I finally get my locker open. I see all my school things in there. However, there are three manga volumes in my locker stacked up on one another. The girl picks the first one up, and she begins to skim through it. I'm astonished by the other two volumes though. They were both Hentai(Please don't even ask what it is, and for your sake, don't look it up. And for the record, I would never invest money into something like that.)! I quickly hide the two volumes. I now head off to the library. We're having an Orchestra performance. Odd place for that. I'm wearing city colors, but I notice the other players are wearing green shirts(Our city team colors are Maroon and Gold). So, I now get many insults on improper dressing. What a load of bullshit that is. So now, a man in a white shirt pulls out two .22 pistols! He begins to open fire, but then he flees. I now chase after him. We get outside, and we're suddenly at a roadside by an old village. The man opens fire on me. Every shot hitting my torso and chest, I am unphased for some reason. Even though the .22 only has six rounds, he seemed to have infinite ammo(I call hacks!). I keep walking towards him though. One shot hits me in the neck now, and it inflicts pain this time. Now, I pull out a .44 Magnum! I open fire, and I hit the man a few times. But, soon he runs away into woods that just magically appear. Now, I shout.
"DAMN YOU!" And then I wake up.

NOTE: My recall has been so shitty recently. I've been in a dry spell for two weeks now. I'm trying not to stress about it, but it's annoying when I miss my dream signs so often.

I find myself walking down the back parking lot of my now old school(DS). I'm trying to find the right bus to get on. However, some of the busses are actually just minivans. I'm pretty sure they're not a minivan that exists though. As I'm walking, I'm thinking that I SHOULDN'T do a reality check, since it's the first day of school, and the dream would be worthless. (Let it be noted last year I still tried to use the dream sign throughout the year but it was worthless, but the first day should be an exception.) So now, I get to my minivan, but it takes off. Oh damn it all. So now, my good friend Eternity comes by along with one other kid. They had also missed their rides too. Well this sucks. And now, all the other busses are driving off too. Shit! So now, a black man wearing a plad dress shirt and jeans comes over.
"Okay, I want you, you, and you to come with me." he says. He leads us to the one last bus in the parking lot. It is filled with all black children wearing black dress pants and white short-sleeve dress shirts. I notice one outlier in the front seat, so he must be another one who missed his bus. My guess is this is a bus going to some sort of Chirstian or Catholic school if I'm correct. Eternity and I sit by each other. We start to drive away from the school now. Apparently, we're heading to our new school, and this bus will go to its correct school after it drops us off. The bus driver calls out the name Isaiah, to which about six or seven people stand up, including Eternity(His real name is Isaiah). Well, it is a common name among black people, so I wasn't surprised so many kids stood up(for the record, I'm not racist...in case anyone thinks I am). So, we soon arrive at the new school(DS), and we get inside. We go up into a PC room and we find seats. My day gets enlightened when I see Lauren(DS) in the room. She drops a few things of hers, so she bends over to pick them up. I can now see her panties, which are pure white. Well...um...I didn't see this one coming. So, the dream now skips over to night time, and I'm at home sitting on the very couch I'm sitting on as I type up this dream. I notice a bunch of people standing outside across the street on the sidewalk. They look like homeless people. I go outside to talk to them. Turns out, they're actually just a bunch of people whoring themselves. I pick up one girl wearing a really slutty shirt and short skirt, and we go back into my apartment. We make out for awhile, but we never actually have sex. She ended up having to leave. I was really looking forward to sex too. Oh well. So, the dream now skips over to the following night, were I find the same story happening again. This time, when I bring the same whore in, all the others come inside as well, and they start partying. I know this will wake my Dad and brothers up. Shit, what now? I know! I jump on my couch, and pretend to sleep, and at this point, I awake.

I find myself going downstairs with some classmates(DS) at school(DS). Of course, the school looked different. We came down the stairs and entered a hallway. Lauren(DS) walked between me and Dan(DS) looking for something. Soon, we reached a room. And I awake.

I find myself in the school(DS :headdesk: ) auditorium. We're doing absolutely nothing. We're all sitting here like a bunch of retards. Suddenly, the song "Brain Stew" by Green Day comes on. I sake my head and smile. I love this song. Isaiah, whom I'm sitting next to is pleased to hear a Green Day song as well. Now, after each two power chord strum, everyone claps. I'm really starting to enjoy this. Now, we reach an explicit line of the song. Oddly, it isn't censored. "Fucked up and spun out in my room." That was the lyric. Not to mention it pops up twice in the song. Now, we all go back to our homerooms(DS). I sit down, and for some reason, all of my clothes vaporize! Holy shit! I'm...I'm...I the nude... I run over into the next room, knowing that it's not in use. I put some papers over my crotchal area. Phew. Now, Mr. McBee(DS) comes in. Hey! What the fuck man?! Can't I have a little privacy. Now, Mr. McBee wants me to go to the office. You've gotta fucking mental if you think I'm walking to the office like this! So, he goes up to the office to get their clothing supply for me. He comes back, and he said all they had was girls' clothing. :guntohead: Mr. McBee(DS) now decides to make up a fake story. I'm an exchanged student from a foreign school who'll be here the rest of today. He shows me everything I need to wear, which includes a girl wig. The rest was a Japanese school girl sailor suit.

I'm surprisingly convincing. But it's still extremely weird that I'm cross dressing. Now we all head outside to the school(DS) yard. We see some professionals from NASA have shown up. They've set out scale models of experiments they're working. They've discovered most of the planets in the galaxy now. Amazing! They've organized them all. Volcano planets, deserted planets, etc. Interesting. Now, some asshole kid fucks with one of the scale models. He gets into big trouble. Now we decide to have a football game. I see Mr. Brown(DS) deciding on the players. I see Red gets accepted, and so do I. Now, as I run into the field, my disguise flies off, and I awake.

I am in a strang house. I'm with most of the members from the school Orchestra, including Red. We aren't really doing anything but sitting around. Soon, Red and I proceed into an auditorium. When we get inside, we spot a giant plant pot. Me and Red go over to it. We see some seeds next to the pot. We look at each other and shrug. I pick up the seeds and open them. I now place them all in the pot. Suddenly, a giant plant sprouts out. It's a killer plant, about 100 feet tall! The ceiling breaks. The plant starts to destroy. He does this until I awake.

NOTE: My new dream sign along with Lauren is school because it's over now.

So, right now I'm on a school bus(DS) with some schoolmates(DS). I'm sitting by Lauren(DS) and my good friend Eternity. Lauren(DS) is being random, while Eternity is being quiet. Soon, we get off the bus(DS ) and see the school(DS). I look at my watch, which says 1:23. Oh shit! Time to go to 8th Period(DS)! Odd, it's 1:23 P.M. but it's evening skies. Weird. So, we all start running. I'm running like a total queer. Then, I awake. Dammit! Do a fucking RC!

I am going up a hill in my old neighborhood. I'm on the sidewalk by a row of houses and the street. It is currently early evening. The sky is a beautiful shade of crimson. The summer heat really feels good. Then, I see a white minivan drive by. I see Lauren M.(DS) in the back seat. Then, the car loses control and crashes into a white house. Holy shit! I run over to see Lauren(DS) and her parents get out without any injuries. Phew! That's relieving. Her Dad comes over and asks me to help fix the car. I agree. More time with Lauren(DS ) is fine with me. I help fix the car until I awake.

I find myself in the gym at my school. I have no clue what we're doing. Whether it's PE, or Intramurals. But there's only a small amount of people in here. The benches only have one row pulled out. For no apparent reason, I am rolling, and hopping around...on a giant gray exercise ball. Yea...weird. Also, the song "Platypus(I Hate You)" by Green Day is playing. I see three girls I know. One, I don't know her name. The other two were Hannah S. and Lauren M. For some reason, they are walking around pretending to be prostitutes. WTF?! That is just beyond me. So, I continue to pass by them on my ball. I soon stop to lip-sync my favorite line from the song. "Dickhead-Fuckface-Cocksmoking-Motherfucking-Asshole-Dirty Twat-Waste of Semen-I hope you die." I stop by this girl and say this song is so appropriate for school. She nods in sarcastic agreement. Soon, the health teacher Mrs. Keithly finds out what those girls are doing. She then scolds them.

Suddenly, I am at my old house. I have directions to orginize the music stands in Mrs. Hamilton's car so we can go to our Orchestra concert. Mrs. H is the director of Orchestra. Just an FYI. So, I go to her car. It's parked in my driveway. It's a dark-blue Chevy Trailblazer. Nice. So, I open it. I see the disorderly stands. I start to take them out. I set them down by the garage. A good five feet from the back of the car. Then, I decide that's a stupid idea. I figure I'll pick up bugs if I leave the stands on the pebble driveway. So, I go over and pick up two of the three stands on the ground. I then see a bunch of centipedes scatter. I shriek "HOLY SHIT!" and run back to the car. I put the two stands away. My friend Greg comes over now. He's wondering what happened. I explain that there are bugs under the stands. He picks up the last one, and a foot-long black centipede comes out of hiding. Greg nearly has a fucking heart attack, and jumps back screeching some very colorful language. The thing then burrows underground. Now that was fucking creepy. So, he loads up the last stand, and we're ready. We all get in the Chevy. Weird, how do you fit thirty students into a mini-van? Odd.

Suddenly, we're out on the open road. It's also evening. Did we have the concert already? Are we not there yet? That's odd. I also notice the car has no roof anymore this is fucking weird. Soon, we begin to discuss what our name would be of we were the opposite sex. I say my name would definantly be Lauren. My friend Phillip says he'd be named Leah. All the girls laugh at him now.

Suddenly, I'm in a dark house. Weird. Looks like I'll never know what happened at the concert. Anyway...I have different family members. I apparently live here. I have a black-haired older brother. I'd say he's somewhere around the likes of 16 to 18. He seems to be real pervert. I also have a sister who looks to be around the same age as him. She is bisexual. I also have a single parent. An alcoholic Dad. Oh that's real nice. My sister says her girlfriend is spending the night tonight. Oh-ho-ho!!!!! I decide I wanna see some of that action(keep in mind, this whole dream is non-lucid). So, it's suddenly night. I didn't get a chance to see my sister's girlfriend. I decide that I'll go now. I bet I'll see a good show! I go upstairs. My sister's room is right next to the living room. Dad is still awake. Dammit! He'll definantly be suspicious to see me go in there. So, I decide to wait for him to fall asleep. Then, the dream skips to morning. Oh what the fuck?! That blows. That...ba-lows. But, I see that mybDad is asleep! Oh hell yeah! But then, my brother pushes me away and runs into my sister's room. Son of a bitch! Now I have to wait longer. Grrr! No! No waiting! I open the door and barge in, and....................what......the......fuck?I see my brother's head come out from in between my sister's legs. Holy shit on a summer day. That's fucked up. My "brother" just gave head to my "sister." That is fucked up in twenty different languages. I see my sister pull her purple thong back up. I also see her girlfriend. She's a super hot Asian chick with a pretty nice rack. Liking that. A lot. Oddly, my brother is also wearing a purple thong and bra combo like my sister and her girlfriend. I see he has breasts. Okay...what the fuck man?! I get up on the bed and tell him to move aside. I wanna get some pussy. I don't care if it's my sister. Then, my brother smiles. I hear footsteps. Oh shit. He's smiling, cause he knows our Dad's coming in. And when he sees this...it'll be Hell. I'm sure he doesn't care if my sister and her girlfriend fuck, but if he sees us in here too...oh damn! I say it's a trap! Then, I jump out the window and land on the ledge. Good thing there was a ledge there! I loom in the window. My Dad comes in. His reaction:
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Then I wake up. Haha! My "brother" got caught and I didn't!

I recall being at my house. I have just invited a shitload of people over. I have set up a party. The first to show is Zaine on a motorcycle. Then, more kids from school show. That was basically all I could remember.

I recall a small bit. I see a dog being scolded by his owner. He did something really bad, and his owner is pissed. Then, I recall seeing the dog get ready to run away. That's all I remember.

NOTE: I've been successfully preparing to DEILD, but it's always around the time my brother wakes up at 5:30. This causes me to get disorderly, and I'm forced to move and open my eyes.

It was a quite night. The air was warm and fresh. I was wandering around the suburbs of a small town. For being so late at night, this place is pretty lively. There are people all hanging around outside. You'd figure they'd be inside. So, now I'm about halfway down a street, when the unexpected happens. A giant creature jumps out. It looks like a Scarab from Halo, only was a lot smaller and red. It smashes through a house. When it lands, it bites someone's head off! Holy fucking shit!!!!! Everyone screams and runs...of course. We eventually escape to a shelter. The shelter seems more like an underground storage place. At least we're same from that red motherfucker. Safe at...oh shiiit! At this time, giant lizards smash their way in and attack. Of fucking son of a bitch! This IS NOT good(herp-a-derp)! But, at this time, luck sparks for me. I become lucid without dream signs! Damn, the timing couldn't have been more perfect. I feel no guilt in doing this, but I fly up through the ceiling to safety...leaving the others to die. But before I can do anymore, I wake up.

NOTE: I probably could've done a DEILD last night. But I was a fucktard and jolted up again when I awoke. I guess I need more practice.

Ah, sure is some kickass weather! I start off in a very warm place. I'm on a boat with three other dudes. We're sailing on a clear-blue lake. The drifty wind makes the warm air feel especially well. It's so nice to get outside and boat around. It was a clear day too. Seagulls up high, and not one damn cloud in sight(just wish it was really that nice where I live in waking life ). Soon, our fun comes to an end. We go back harbor and park the boat. Damn, it was like paradise out there. So, at that point, I decide to go home. I get home, and I get an ice-cold glass of milk. As I drink it, my Dad walks in. He says he's going out, so draughts of trouble. I say okay. At that point, he leaves. So, now it's mine turn to go out. After I finish my milk, I leave. Soon, I reach an alleyway party. There are many people here. I see one girl, and she says that she has a special recipe for chocolate, and she made it. She holds out a big platter of the chocolates. I decide to have one myself. I take one off the platter. I eat it. Holy shit, that was good(I didn't actually taste it). In fact, it was so good I...POP! My eyes widen. Did I...? Everyone now points and laughs. I look down, and I see the Eiffel Tower sticking out of my pants. Oh fuck! That chocolate was so good, it gave me a boner! What the fuck?! I'm a bit embarrassed, and pissed off. I say angrily to guy, that he should try it. Laughing, he says okay. He takes a chocolate, and eats it. He's still giggling, when the smirk is wiped right off of his face. He now has a boner too! Awkward! At this point(LOL, point), I walk away. While walking away, I see the three guys who I was on the boat with earlier. The three of them are trudging around like retards. They're drunk! At that point, I awake.