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Weird house

I was in a weird house with some woman I know from waking life. There was some music playing in the background or something. A few people were also there I didn't recognize. The woman was trying to shoo them out of the place. She kept making comments in my direction making it sound like she wanted me to stay so she could sleep with me.

I was trying to get rid of the people also... but suddenly everything changed. We were all outside at night time and running away from zombies. a few of the other people were changing into zombies. so much for getting laid... Always leave it up to Zombies to ruin your dream sex life.

Brother WTF.

I was by some pond at night time. I was freezing out. I was only in some swimming shorts but didn't think anything of it. My brother went up to me and said, "Okay I want you to pull me out if I freeze." and then he dived in and smashed his head on a rock at the bottom. I was freaking out but he came up just fine and started swimming.

i was still worried so I floated over the water to pull him up. His color was a pale blue now. but he was still acting fine.

WTF?

I was outside some house at night time. I saw Sam standing on the street and looking at me. Or maybe it was asuka? they were merged again? I went up o her but some red head girl I know from work started talking to me. I was trying to get past her when she started trying to seduce me.

the conversation made no sense. She asked me, "Have you ever made love?"

I said, "Yeah."

"how was it?"

"Wonderful. Really great in fact."

"I'm not talking about making love like a child..." I'm freaking out here trying to discern her meaning. does she mean I am a child or she is a child? Is she implying I make love to children? While I ponder that she finishes her sentence. "I'm talking about making love like an adult."

She grabs me and moves to kiss me when I wake up. I also sensed Sam's aura behind her firing up when she grabbed me.

Drug molecular structure.

I was in a dark room with a couple people. Someone asked me if I wanted to try shrooms. I said okay and they handed me a purple ball... I guess those were the shrooms. We came to a table wher we were contsructing molecules. We were trying to construct the DMT molecule with these tiny spherical building blocks.

My unborn daughter?

I'm in a cloudy area with a giant golden gate. A white man approches me. "What is this place? Am i dead? Is this Heaven?"

"No, you're not dead. I'm saint peter there's someone here who wants to talk with you."

I realize Sam's guide is behind me. A 12 year old girl approaches me. She looks like a cross between me and Sam. "Daddy Daddy," she says. "When can I come to earth?" she asks.

"I don't know. it's all up to your mother now. She's stuck in an unwanted marriage where it could be violent for her to escape. Plus she needs a visa and a passport not to mention loads of cash... that could take months... even over a year. But so far she's shown no willingness or strength to change her situation..."

Sam's guide starts crying. The daughter looks sad. I turn away from them and wake up.

hallway wtf

Just a vague dream of fighting women in a dark hallway.

sickness.

I was in some strange jungle with my dad and brother. we were nearing a dense part where there was a bit of a swamp. We put our feet in the swamp... suddenly my dad and bro got sick and began throwing up. I felt almost like throwing up.

"What is this?" I asked. and my dad said it was morning sickness.... WTF.

Hill

Very strange dream of running on a white hill. I had white blankets or something and was rolling down the hill with them.

suicide cake

at first I remember being with Jaas and Haley in their house or something. We were watching a TV and arguing a bit over what to watch on it. We later entered a room where people were eating poisonous food to commit suicide. Some guy rubbed a substance on his own eyes and they caused him blindness. Then he ate some wierd cake that put him to sleep and killed him. "Want some?" Jaas asked? I said no thanks.

trying to get in the habit of djing every day. i miss my lucids.

Creep

I was walking in some strange dark place near a school or something and some weird old man was staring at me.
I was walking away from him while he was just staring at me. so i headed towards the school thinking i left him behind. suddenly he was behind me again and I was startled. I punched him in the face and ran away quickly flying up some stairs. After I camped out on some high ledge for a while and calmed down, I suddenly felt really guilty for hitting an old man.

War

I remember floating above a scene where a riot was happening in a small town. I saw police pushing against protesters and tear gassing them. Then I saw a few people getting arrested.

Kiss

I was in a dark place. Sam was there watching me and some DC posing as my brother was taunting me. He kept pushing me away from Sam and grew lots of arms and was trying to block me with them. I suddenly felt Sam push through all these hands and felt her started kissing me. I could hear the DC going "nooo!!! this isn't supposed to happen." The kissing felt very vivid and I felt myself waking up. But I focused on the sensation of kissing her which seemed to prolong the dream for a while.

Dead

i just remember a few vivid images of watching a girl in a hospital begin to die. I saw her face slowly being covered in black and her eyes were open but lifeless. A blond kid was standing over her with a look of despair on his face.

Weird

Me Jared and Sarah were floating down a street as points of consciousness without form. We were traveling to see Sam and I heard men singing in deep tones. very guttural but peaceful. The sound seemed to carry us.

Then it seemed like were were in a Swing couch encased in a zorb ball. We began raising it up in the sky. When we reached a certain point It fell and we began rolling down the street. At first the inside was stable and we all seemed fine. but then the ball crashed into something and I was flung out of the ball and did a face plant on the pavement which woke me up.


Phone

I was lying in bed imagining what I would say to Sam if I could talk to her on the phone. suddenly I fell into a dream where I was talking to her on the phone. Her voice sounded garbled and I couldn't tell what she was asking me.

(I swear I am not christian and yet I have these dreams)

My Father's House

I was walking along a sandy shore near a cliff with a group of people. A tall mound of Sand began to blow away revealing I GIANT Jesus buried in the sand. If you've ever seen there Harry Potter movie where you see the one giant... he was that big. The sand blew away just below his torso and I saw him mounted on a cross. His head was hung low and I saw his head gushing with blood where he wore a crown of thorns. Then The King of the Jews rose his head and looked at me. When he spoke his voice sounded as if it was both human and godly. I was terrified. He said to me, "I am now going to my Father's house. Won't you, my son, come with me?"

Suddenly he was no longer there but in his place, was a slow witted giant in shackles. Children were running under him playing a game to avoid his fists smashing into them. I also participated in this game.

Excorcism

(keep in mind when reading this dream I an not a christian.)
Fa, and I was in a bedroom that was dark. There was another room where i knew and evil presence dwelt. In fact I sort of remember a previous dream where I was in hat room and some guy said, "An evil presence dwells in there,".

So I went into the other dark room and indeed felt really scared like something was there. For some reason I thought Calling on Jesus would make the presence go away... not sure why I thought that. I tried calling his name but I couldn't speak... it was really difficult. After a few minutes of trying to say his name. I did and I felt better. I began reciting the lord's prayer.

I woke up briefly and then fell back into the dream. The light was on in the room now and I was staring at myself in a bathroom mirror. I was finishing the lord's prayer when I saw something fall into the mirror. It was like that scene out of constantine with Keanu Reeves. I saw a demon in the mirror running about but it wasn't in the room. only in the mirror version. I began walking out of the room when I noticed someone behind me. A short east Indian woman I know from work. The shock of her being there woke me up.

Wierd

I was walking in some sort of lounge and I recognized a girl from junior high. She was staring at me and said I was a loser and a liar. After she said that her nose grew long like Pinocchio.

Sheets

I was in a strange store with some large Eastern blankets made that were a yellow color. In the dream Sam had sent them to me. I was trying to send them back. I was hanging them up on something and an older Pakistani woman was there, I felt she was Sam's spirit guide. I was telling the woman I was trying to send these blankets back to Pakistan because I didn't need them anymore.. She pulled up an image of a satellite photo of a town. She pointed to a particular street on the image and said "You need to go there,". she didn't say send them there or mail them there. she specifically said, "You need to go there"

Cats

I briefly remember Asuka being a cat. There was a neighboring cat she didn't like much that kept trying to get in our house. I remember opening the door and seeing the cat running up to the door and mewing. I told it to go away and slammed the door in the cat's face.

Weird game

I was in some sort of strange #D video game watching from third person perspective. The floor looked like an ancient meso american temple checkered with various shapes. There were figurines moving about on the floor and they all glowed with a distinct color. I was trying to organize them around on the floor as they were moving about on their own. I wound up almost falling onto the game floor and getting run over by one.

Apartment

Just a vague dream about being in an apartment building with my grandma and a few other people.

Phone wtf.

I was walking around an inner mall trying to fix my phone. In the dream a weird sticky substance was on the phone and I was trying to clean it. Then a similar thing was happening with my glasses. One of the stores in the mall was opening and I recognized one of the guys from McDonald's working there. He was teasing me about something but I forget.

Traveling to WTF

for some reason was with a group of people who were traveling up north to a very cold place. They decided to travel on an open wagon and their solution for staying warm during the trip was lying on top of another like a big pile. I jumped on the wagon and saw a pretty woman walk by and I said to her, "hey join the pile near me. I'll keep you warm."
But she refused. So I got off the wagon.

A bit later the group came back after their journey. I was talking to them about it but I forget what happened.

GET OUT

I was in my house. My brother was trying to get in but for some reason I thought he was evil so I was trying to kick him out of the house. I remember chasing him all over the house and trying to kick him out. For some reason I remember a bunch of other dreams like fighting an evil brother like this dream. I remember this dream so vividly but yet i am unable to put more words to it.

Dogs

I was walking in a black space with a woman (asuka?) and I saw a couple of large black dogs. They were slightly growling as if warning me. But they allowed me to pet them anyway. But yet they were still growling.

Cross

I saw some HH of a christian crucifix. the background was black and so was the cross... but more I could see it because it was like a magic eye image that was popping out at me. Interesting.


girl

I had a vivid dream of being in a bar With a Pakistani looking woman who wasn't sam. but she was also similar to Asuka. We were dating in this dream.

Convo

I was at a table with a group of people. Some girl looked really young and was hitting on me. I said toa guy at the table that she was too young for me. The guy said she was "28" and then he said that it shouldn't matter if the woman is 50 or 12... age doesn't matter and I should date anyone I please. I said the youngest I would possibly date was 18... no younger.

Asuka

I was outside with some kids playing some kids and some game with them... Asuka was also involved.

Honey I shrunk Myself

I was in the backyard of my dreamhouse. For some reason I thought it would be cool to shrink myself like in that old movie, "Honey I shrunk the kids". I stood in the backyard and somehow shrunk myself. But as I was shrinking I noticed the ground was wet with dew. When I was the regular small size it was more like I was in a muddy river.
Sam

I was traveling somewhere in a desert town. I was going to see Sam and try to take her away from her family or something. I remember that I was really anxious about not getting caught that when I neared their lodgings I was almost shaking with fear.

Rumsfeld WTF
A dream about rumsfeld. Just watching him on TV talking about nonsense.

Kerry building a house.

I'm in a post 2012 world. Many people are frustrated with the Draconian control over money... not being able to buy anything unless they are chipped etc. And they begin opting out of the system. People just take government owned land and grow gardens and build houses there. Communities based on Barter systems are forming.

I am flying towards Kerry Cassidy from project camelot with a large metal beam in my arms. I place it at her house which is under construction. I see her and I give her the beam and she trades me something else for it but I can't remember. Since the house only so far consists of steel beams I decide to do some monkey climbing. I walking on top of one of the beams and I notice that Sam is also in the house. She's looking down and depressed with her hood covering her face. I just walk past her.

Nomad and me run.

I'm in a strange house with Nomad and we are watching some weird guy with blond hair looking at glasses of drink in them. He takes a sip of a dark one and suddenly gets an indigo streak in his hair. He suddenly has a dark aura. I look at Nomad and say "Oh My God... He's becoming his shadow self."

I run down some stairs and nomad is following me. Now we are running down a hill in a strange city and I see the weird blond guy walking behind us. at the bottom of the hill is a door and I go through it. Nomad follows... now we are on a staircase and on either side of the staircase is just stars. I know where I am going and run through another door. On the other side is a grassy knol at night time. People witha strange aura are sitting and looking at the night sky and smoking. I sit on the grass and join them. someone asks me where nomad is. I notice he isn't here so I said he must have fallen off the staircase in the stars and should be probably falling into earth's orbit by now.

movies and cars

Not sure if this was one continuous dream or many dreams.

It started with me watching a movie at someone's house. The show was rather boring but I remember the distinct face of one of that characters. I went into another room and watched a different movie but then saw the same character so I asked my friend if this was a sequel to the movie he had been watching but I forget his answer.

Suddenly I am in a movie theater. My friends spot some people we know so we go up a few rows. Now I'm sitting beside some girl. She was talking to some guy and they obviously like each other... but she suddenly sent him away and she appeared upset or angry. She turned to me and said, "There's no such thing as real love... therefore I can't be with him... only bad people." I was going to try and argue to say that she could really try it for once... that's it's no a good idea to sabotage something good when it comes along otherwise once she cuts her ties to him she will really feel the loss and probably later regret it... so treat god things as they are when they come along. I had these thoughts so clearly articulated to tell her but she suddenly went back a few rows before I could say anything. My brother or a friend said, "Hey, there's Spencer," and pointed a few rows below us.

Suddenly We are driving in Calgary at night time. We almost hit a few cars and now I am thrid person perspective and driving the car with my thoughts. I turn it to safety and go on a road that starts getting really steep. I se the top of a hill ad just barely manage to get the vehicle up it. I can feel the car going down the other side of the hill but when my vision gets to the top... it's flat like a plateau.

Images

I am sitting in a restaurant and some woman I know is staring at me and smiling. Looking into her eyes feels like coming home. My vision shifts and I am in bed with a short woman with long black hair and dark skin.

chased

I was in a house with a guy named Brian and outside I saw things running about. We went outside to check it out and found ourselves being chased by a giant monster that looked really... well fucked up.
For some reason we hid in a port o potty and locked ourselves in. I thought I had a few chotguns with me but it turned out they were only broom handles. And these velociraptors were throwing themselves against the outside of the thing we were in. The Giant monster bit off the top so me and brian crouched down. I saw this gigantic weird face trying to bite us when I woke up.

Yeah

sex dream.. apparently about a woman I will meet soon.

Proposal.

I was in my inner world. A woman was leading me to a table and was saying "Ask her,". There was another woman at the table I recognized as Sam. I sat across from her and garbbed her hands and I was beginning to say something when I woke up.

Data

I remember walking around in a strange city that seemed to be in space. Data from star trek was with me. darn I wish I remembered more.

other dream impressions included: inelia, and an animal like a dog or a cat.

Asuka's Pissed

I'm on a couch with a woman making love. I'm giving her and orgasm I thik because a bunch of fluid starts squirting from her crotch area. all of a sudden the woman is a white yappy dog with fluid squiring out of her. Then I think the dog is peeing on me... but it doesn't have the order to be piss. seriously WTF.