MoSh's DJ: The Best Dream Journal in The Universe.

Raven what?

I was with Raven and kaomea somewhere. We were telling Raven how me and kaomea would be nowhere without having Raven as a friend or something.

Vex Kitten is smitten

Some vague dream where Vex Kitten had a crush on me. LOL. I said, "You had your chance ha!"

Royal Family WTF and lucid

I was riding a bike in some rich neighborhood when I spotted The Queen of England, Prince Charles and the giant teacup guy from Alice In Wonderland. I sat down nonchalontly and asked the queen if she has ever actually eaten at a picnic table like this before. She said she usually doesn't sink so low. I said the only reason she's eating here is because the houses look super rich, If you want a real picnic go to a more poor looking playground and eat there.

FA, Get out of bed and RC. I'm in some room that I recognize. Everything is made of brown paneling. I go to a door and think "Asuka" I open it but it leads to a short 3 ft hallway with another door. I start calling for Asuka aloud over and over. I try then next door but it appears to be locked, but somehow i manage to open it. I come to a living room yelling "Asuka, asuka." but no one seems to be in the house and the dream fades quick.

After I read kaomea's dream I realize this was probably the time that they were together looking for something.

Kaomea 1

Something about me and Asuka doing something funny and silly in a dream for kaomea. Can't remember what it was except for the fact that Kaomea was very pleased.

Kaomea 2

I wasin bed or something. and Kaomea changed into a big black woman. and tens he said "There, Now it's easier for me to move around with you." doesn't leave much to the imagination does it?

Fuckin drunks

i'm walkin in a town somewhere and some kids hand me a bottle of Captain Morgan. They start yelling "Chug." I think I hate getting drunk so I take a swig just to shut them up. I keep walking.

Slides

I remember being with Jaas and Haley at some water slides. When I was going down one I was afraid of crashing so I held my hands on the sides to slow me down. didn't work I went super fast anyway. It was fun.

guitar

i'm walking around in some house while Playing som dude's gibson guitar. I was only supposed to play it for a few minutes but i kept playing for longer.

Walking around town.

another dream of walking around in a familiar dream town. Remember going to some bar for a meal and karaoke. Someone was suggesting that I check out the other bar which had better karaoke. This was a really long dream.. but i guess most of the other details are lost since it was really boring.

Imaginary friend

I'm walking down a hallway in my inner world with some people. There was a woman, maybe kaomea... not sure. and we were talking about the same imaginary friend that we shared as a child (I actually don't remember an imaginary friend). We seemed to have similar stories about it. The woman then whispered in my ear "We used to kiss, and I remembered actually feeling it."

Old Age.

Me and Kaomea are an older couple... maybe our kid is getting out of highschool by now.. it's not certain. We are in Hawaii and stepping out of a bus. We then walk up a hill a ways with a can of some sort in our hands. We keep climbing up the hill along a trail until we reach a high cliff. In the can is some of nomad's Ashes, who seems to be recently deceased in the dream. Together we release his ashes over the cliff, and they catch wind down to sea. I look at Kaomea and say "At least we returned him to where he loved to be most. He'll be in our dreams most likely."

Arguing

This was a long dream... but all I remember now is floating over chilliwack and entering a school. I was in a classroom where I was telling my brother that I was going to move away from home. He said I should just stay with the family and learn the trade otherwise I wouldn't amount to anything. I got mad and told him that no matter where I went, I would eventually find a place to live and a job, so don't try to put me in a fear jar. Asuka was merged with kaomea and sitting at a desk smiling at me and my triumphant speech. She had white hair but looked young.

Manuel

A very low recalled dream where Manuel and his DD are teaching me something. Can't remember what it was but i know my dream self always remembers these things. i may find myself using them in later dreams.

Long WTF dream

Started out.... I was in my inner world house... but seeing it as I did the very first time that I tried to visit my inner world. I was in the kitchen and there were asian twin males that looked like rednecks. I was folding strange sandwiches for them. I gave them the sandwiches but they didn't like them.

Then I remember being in a living room and watching TV. i was watching a show about Asuka? I think. and me and the people in the living room were jamming out songs. I wanted to play the songs with them live... but they said no.

we took off somewhere and wound up in some inside parking lot. I heard music from a band playing in the distance and then I saw a bulletproof sheild in front of the band. I saw bullet marks on it. to my left was plastic poly hanging around. I really wanted to get to the band but the people I was with wanted to go elsewhere.

We walked through some doors and wound up in a theater. I was walking down a very long hallway and was going in and out of different theaters. One was a typical movie theater. but in another that i walked in there was it was shaped all weird. I was walking along the aisle and suddenly there was some anti gravity force. Me and some woman (asuka?) were running over the anti grav parts and having fun floating from one side of the room to the other. My memory ends here.

Asuka

Asuka is pulling me down a hallway and saying that kaomea is outside and pounding on the sheild waiting to be let in.

Kaomea

Kaomea is saying something to me like "I can't believe I Just called you neevok again. What's wrong with me?"

Healing

Very vague memeroy of me lying in bed with Raven and Kaomea over me. They were doing a healing thing on me. Kaomea was asking what the bug on my chest was doing? Raven said it was feeding me negative energy. They kept talking about the bug.

Starfox

something about Chris Highestridge at first, but no details recalled. But I remember being in a starfox video game. The graphics were like the super nintendo version.



It was a space level and there were gigantic ships I was flying through. I would blow them up and stuff, then they would explode all around me. But in some parts only parts of the ships blew up, and it seemed to take forever the part of ship to blow up.

My dad goes black and never goes back

Had a dream that I was standing in a room when my dad walked in. He had black skin and was kind of fat. He looked a lot like the black dude from the family guy. There was another dark guy with him (data) They were talking to me about something. But I couldn't remember.

Kaomea's Inner world

Remember being in a bed with Kaomea. Her hand was on my chest again where my heart was beating. This time I was doing the same thing as her. We were talking about ???? She made an important decision that made us both happy. Can't remember, but we kissed with the intent of that decision in mind, and when we did.... we both turned into light and I woke up from the dream.

Strange WTF.

first I remember walking along side a school with a fence. I remember being in this place before when I was with a group of people hiding from a zombie apocalypse. I remembered that we all got killed, then it occured to me that we shouldn't have given up so easily. I mean don't zombies die after a few weeks of eating nothing? Don't all the bugs get at them and eat them eventually?

With that in mind I walked around the school fence and turned the corner of the building. A black yappy dog (Asuka!)came out of nowhere and I decided to follow the dog.

We went back the way I came and then oticed that on the other side of the fence, that elderly people were gathering at a hall. I saw them getting out of cars and stuff. I followed Asuka down some steps and through a door.

Asuka was in her normal form now, but she was behind me so I only felt her presence. I was in a mall of some sort and a bunch of boxes of books were floating in the air. Some man was trying to get them to stop floating. I jumped up and smacked the boxes down. I noticed that the man was Mike W. from my childhood. He said he worked for the book man and set up a book man table in the hallway of the mall. I remember heping him set up the table. He started saying that he came here to alberta to help celebrate Thelma's birthday or something. Then he started reading from a card.

Lonewolf

I logged into Lonewolf's Private dream forum and saw that he had moved "The Nagual Manuel" thread over there so that no outsiders could read the thread.

Lucid?

I remember being in a lucid dream, but all the details are lost.

Trying to find Chris: Highestridge.

I remember Chris inviting me and Kaomea to a lecture of his. We wound up in some big city at night time. The place chris wanted us to find him seemed to be in a really bad area. Kaomea was following behind me and we kept walking. We were nearing chris when we came across a bunch of crack addicts. They were smoking it all over out of glass pipes, and the smoke was putrid. It really stank. I decided to go back, and I think I lost kaomea at this point . when I started bck a few of the craxck addicts tried to attack me, I remember running away and everywhere i went were more crackheads. Some were in withdrawl on the ground in convulsions. others were asking me for money. I finally remember finding my way out of the hell hole.

Bonnie

I remember finding bonnie, they psychic, However in the dream she was a different person. I was trying to talk to her but she kept shrugging me off. She didn't seem like she wanted to help people anymore, and just seemed to be doing readings for her own ego gratification.

Umm

Note: sorry to kaomea, my dream self often gets amnesia.

I was in a dark room with some shady people. We are all gathered around a woman with an ugly face. She's sitting on a couch, naked and some guy is using a vibrator on her. He pulls it out and she looks at me and says "Do something." I am kind of uncomfortable but decide to perform oral sex on her. I won't give details... sorry.

Perception off

For some reason I was perceiving my inner world wrong. My house was a trailer and it was all Dirty and Asuka was a really old man. I coulda swore her cookies were shit chips instead of chocolate Chips... Thankfully I never ate any.

Omens
private entry.
Perception Still off

I was still disoriented by how my perception was off. I wandered into a Diner during the year 1932. I was looking at a menu and saw some words that were out of place. something about porn advertisements. I saw an image in my head of 1930's women wearing the style of clothes of the era, and their clothes were only Semi revealing. I chuckle when I realize that this was their "porn" of the era. It still turns me on, because I reach into my pants and notice i have a hard on.

I look to my left and see kaomea's feet sitting on top of the stairs, her head is blocked off by the top of the door leading to the bottom step. She shoots me a note. it reads. "If you're going to wank in public at least do it to a picture of me." But because my perception is still off, and I'm seeing pretty women as old men, her "dirty picture" is of an old man spreading his cheeks...

Asuka Returns.

Me, Raven and Nomad chase manuel's Death Defier toa dreamscape that was the hill from the night before. Seeing that she's outnumbered and that we are organized, she gives up Asuka and they De-merge. This is a VERY GOOD move on their part. I tell them that now my inner world is sealed from them entering. and From now on, they are going to have to EARN my trust.

Manuel appears and his eyes are black and white swirling portals. I see a large image of his energy body behind him. He speaks simultaneously to all three of us and then he blows a tornado at us.

Mising Time

The Fight.

I am battling Kaomea hand to hand. We are basically punching and blocking but at super speed. I begin my Hyryu Sheten Ha. I begin backing up, she asses me and then comes at fuller force, almost in a rage. I begin backing into a spiral. Everytime I back up she gets more aggressive and mad, and it's getting me harder to feign off her attacks. however this only speeds up the spiral. I can hear her thinking, "Is he stupid? he's doing exactly what i told him NOT to do, he didn't listen to me,,, gah this makes me mad" at the middle point of the spiral I have captured enough of her aggressive energy and form it into a beam of fire and plazma. I almost hesitate because i don't want to hurt her, but then i realize she must learn this lesson, so it's nothing personal. i throw it at her and she's now all crispy like a piece of toast.

I go up to her and say, "your agressiveness is strong and powerfull, but because you can't control it and don't know how to use it properly it can be used against you. I lured you into a false sense of security and you underestimated me because of that. This was your first lesson."

Train

Me, Kamea, and the other NW are on a train that's heading to my place. We are all writing omething on paper and when we are done writing it, we all look at eachother and smile in agreement on something.

Moving my inner world

It's not safe so we are moving my inner world location to different dream locations every few days. I am packing up the latest small inner world house along with the kids and Asuka. I find a guitar and begin packing it up, then I realize it's the guitar hero guitar... damnit I hate that!

I also remember talking to gonzo earlier, who was around and helping us pack. But later I look out the window and see that his vehicle is gone... i look in a box and realize that my LCD computer monitor is missing. "That asshole." I think, "why would he steal a computer monitor?" then I realize he also stole a Maison Ikkoku DVD. I double check and see that I still have my laptop. I now know what he was after... and he didn't get it. The old man dreams were omens warning me of his arrival. good thing he failed... he didn't even deny it which makes it ROFLEPIC. and I have proofs too:

http://sorcery.yuku.com/reply/27095/...ml#reply-27095

*sighs* and see how he tries to discredit me AFTER. It's a shame. i'm going to have to make an example of him...

Dreamwalkers... I've met many, and they always underestimate my low recall. It's low at times for a reason, and that reason is so that I don't get distracted by too many amazing dreams, so that what I remember is the important information... Like when someone fucks with my Asuka... or decides to spy on my dreams using asuka. *facepalms*. I haven't been pointed out as a Nagual based on false claims. Come on guys, can't we just be friends and ask eachother nicely?

Manuel approaches.

I'm on some hill when manuel and his Death Defier approach me. They tell me that the information I gave them were helpful, but they see things differently than I do. Actually the giant Nagual meeting is supposed to shift around the energy lines of the earth. They could be right or wrong but I'm not sure. Their actions in later dreams tells me that they don't really know themselves.

Yves

I'm with Yves and he driving a truck or something around calgary. i'm supposed to go meet a man in a church or something. I remember this being really vivid but it was more just driving and scenery of the city. I remember one point we drive upa really steep hill, and the van stops at a point where I look and see one of his old dream houses. The vehicle is now a van and it starts to slide backwards. I don't remember anything else.

OK Computer

i'm at an outdoor cafe sitting on a cobble stone typing in a laptop. I am reading a blog or a conversation of Manuel's Nagual woman. He's telling her to spy on me for a few nights... to find something out. using asuka. Asuka looks at my laptop, but i sense someone else in there. The NW... she says "don't look at that." and tries to shut my screen off. She goes to typing on an ipad that is huge. I keep reading but she catches me again and bends my laptop a wierd way. now it won't turn on.

I get mad and Grab the ipad from her. I pretend Like I'm going to throw on the ground and smash it. but I stop. instead i pocket her Ipad and tell her that I'm keeping it until she buys me a new laptop.

Spell

i'm in bed and asuka is singing something over me. I can still sense the NW in her. I'm not sure what the spell is four, but the song is one i know. but it sounds off. it has a dreary effect that is almost depressive. I wake up wanting to know why the NW is merged with asuka.

oh yea the song was this.

Cannibal

I'm in the woods on quite a number of trails. I come across a Cannibal, He is all dirty and has matted brown hair. He is eating off of some dead person. I suddenly have a picture album of him at the scene. I then run into my cousin Kari, she says she is on her way to meet this cannibal. I tell her that he will eat and kill her, but she doesn't believe me even when I show her the picture album.

Interpretation: This dream forsee that my cousin will have a disease that will eat away at her, maybe cancer or a flesh eating disease. Even if I show her this dream and warning she will probably refuse to accept it.

Guitar queero

I'm in some place where I see an asian guy playing a guitar. There are guitars behind him so i inspect them and pick one up. At first it is a full six string guitar. But when I play it, it turns intoa guitar hero guitar. I can still play it and make music with it however... LOL

Kaomea visits

I had a dream that she visited me suddenly in waking life. I told her that her coming is absolutely crazy. The is in agreement with that and laughs. We are supposed to go out somewhere but All I find are bagy and torn pairs of pants. I yell at my brother for mixing my laundry with his (again). Kaomea returns from shopping with three pairs of pants. The dream diverges.

In one dream the pairs of pants fit me. In the other dream the pants are baggy and torn and are for her to wear so that we both can go out looking stupid together.

Dog WTF

Asuka and Kaomea merge and turn into a small dog that is multi colored. The dog surprises me in the backyard and licks my face. Then it tries to stick it's tongue in my mouth. i laugh and say That I can't make out with a dog... LOL

I had a total blackout during most of my sleep. But the morning proved rather interesting.

Scott WTF.

Starts out... I'm in Calgary at an outdoor bus depot waiting for scott. I'm with some dude chatting but then he has to hop on a bus. All the buses leave at once and they like, swerve to try to hit me. I somehow manage to doge them. Then I meet Up with scott. But he isn't his new and improved self. He looks like a crack addict. He tried to promise me the world, but obviously he's in no condition to promise me anything.

I get in some vehicle with scott, but I'm in the back that is like... As big as a house, I swear to god. I get all hot and sweaty because the heat controls are in the front cab, and I can't get a message through to the driver because in between me and the driver is a wall. So I open the back door (dumb idea) the let some breeze in. Then all the stuff in the car house starts blowing out the door. I'm freaking at this point and thinking, "Scott is gonna kill me now that all his stuff is blown out the back door." I see that the floor is a large mattress and is also almost on it's way out the door. I go to close it but spot about five dollars worth of coins on the ground. i pocket them and then close the door, and I save the mattress floor!

Missing time

I'm at where scott lives now with a family: Yves, Alaina, and their almost 2 year old son. I'm in my room listening to some music. It's my guitar rendition of vivaldi's 4 seasons: Spring. i'm liking it.
We all have to go somewhere. so as I leave I hear Yves is is in his bathroom grooming himself up while listening to my 4 guitar concerto by vivaldi. I can tell it isn't his type of music, but for some reason he's really diggin it. Then i go into the living room and hear Enter Sandman by metallica playing from the TV.




I walk towards the stairs and when I can get there, i can hear the two different songs playing simultaneously and they appear to be harmonizing together. Alaina walks up behind me and makes a comment basically in agreement with what I was perceiving . Yves and scott join us going out the door. and we all go into a van to send me off. We drive and then when we get to the bus depot, the van gets his by another vehicle but some how we are managed to be saved. I am left at the bus depot again. Then the dream repeats in exactly the same manner a few more times.

Kamea WTF.

This was a pure auditory dream. I woke up and fell back asleep into the same dreams a couple of times. Each time she was saying something to herself. It went Kind of like, "I want to where lingerie while opening a chain of stores... I want to open a store called 'Heaven's Gate.'(or something like that.)... I love mosh today, but tomorrow i may love (some other name I can't remember). But thankfully tomorrow never comes."

My mind was in some chaos last night. Went to bed not focusing on lucidity or remembering dreams much, just wanted a good night's sleep. now my dreams won't leave me alone.... but in a good way.

Kaomea

Saw Kaomea at school. She was sitting at a desk writing diagrams about twinners, doubles, and energy fields. She kept theorizing about it to no end. She was using a calculator to try and solve her problems. I just laughed.

Truck driver

I had a dream that I was a truck driver. I remember pulling into a pit stop. As soon as I parked I was like "WTF?!?!!? since when did I become a truck driver?"

I was becoming lucid but woke up too fast.

Market

I was at some market with my brother. I saw him in the hallway and said I wanted to get a few things to myself. I found a bag of chips I like. Then I started looking for a particular brand of instant ramen.
found a place in the store that led to a party hall. I saw my brother leaving with a couple of girls. I followed him outside. He got in a car fast and started driving away. I got distracted by some other guy pulling out of the parking lot, he almost ran me over. I had to run a few ft. to avoid his large swerve. He wasn't even looking ahead. By then My brother was on the highway speeding away. 'You forgot about me!" I yelled. Thunder crackled and it started to ran. It was a long way to walk. I felt abandoned and tears started welling up.

Kaomea's inner world.

I was in Kaomea's inner world. I think we were in the same bed having a discussion. Can't remember the whole discussion, but she had her hand on my chest where my heart was beating. She looked at me and said "You have every right to have that/this" or something.

I said, "I have been with Asuka for almost a year. I never gave up when things got really bad time and time again. You really think I'm going to let this go just because we had a silly little fight? do you really think i'm going to give up just because of what might happen? If I did that, i'd be like everyone else who has nothing but a sop story to tell. remember, i've been at this for a long time with asuka. and We've only known eachother for a few days. to give up now would just be stupid."

"You're so right Neevok, Thank you."

I woke like "WTF?!?!?!?!? NEEVOK????"

yeah and WTF is with no comments when my recall goes back up?

★★★★

Fighting like a video Game

I am being led by the hand somewhere. I can't see but i notice the sensation of passing through a doorway and into a hall. My perspective switched to third person view and I see the dream like a 2d video game from the mid nineties. Kaomea, is leading me into a room. I am bounded and blindfolded. She pulls out a hammer and is about to knock me around, she has a dark aura which means she is infected with dark energy. Asuka flies through a portal and manifests DCs, in between me and Kaomea, since i have 3rd person view I play my "guy" with a video game controller.

I see my self jump up like a spinning top and bounce of all the heads of the Dcs. when I hit them an animated wave flies from them just like In a video game. I kille them all, land and fall over and roll around. On the side I can see Asuka struggling to stop Kaomea from hurting me. But somehow during the struggle Asuka gets infected with the dark energy.

Missing time

Semi lucid

Fa, I decide to gooutside in the middle of the night for a smoke. I have the sense that I am dreaming so I try to fly. i manage to float in the air a bit and then drop. I forget my lucidity and fly to a store to get a midnight drink.

House wtf.

I travel to Ontario to see my family there but instead enter my inner world house. I walk around and the place is filled with people. I see Dan and tell him i have the money to pay him back from years ago.

I decide to go downstairs. The house is huge and impressive. I know I've never seen it before and yet I recognize the place. I look around and find every room from memory is there. I go into the living room area of the basement. There are lots of people seated at a table. The all are sitting at computer consoles. I wait to use one, but then everyone gets up and makes the consoles disappear.

I go upstairs and havea smoke outside. I go back in and still realize I have the butt in my hand. I go into the kitchen to look for a garbage can but I can't find any.I find Asuka in the kitchen baking cookies. But she looks worn out. It's like those over exaggerated commercial of smokers when their face gets wrinkly. I ask her where the garbage can is. she says she doesn't care anymore about leaving garbage around, just eat a cookie and things will be fine. I shrug and go downstairs. I see a pile of ashes on a part of the ground.

I sit down on a couch Next to Kao mea, several other people are on the couch as well. We are watching some movie.

Fa, and I'm on the couch, the lights are out and everyone's asleep. Kaomea is falling asleep and leaning on me. I begin whispering things in her ear but have no idea what i am saying. She starts leaning too heavily on me and pretty soon I feel like she is crushing me. a wave of panic hits me and I try to push her off,but i notice my hand is in her hair. (apperently i was running my hands through her hair earlier). I try to get my hand out but my hand is caught in her hair. I don't want ot hurt her and start screaming. She wakes up and screams as well and I wake up.

Mermaid

Asuka was healed earlier and me and Raven go after kaomea to heal her as well. she's by a large pool, and jumps in. She turnes into a mermaid and says. "I love swimming naked with men who's souls are old." At first my heart stops but then I realize she was giving me a back-handed compliment because I am the soul of a sage. I jump in after her.

some weird creepy mermen are luring her into a water abyss. They start making her say mean things to me. I lose control and I begin to battle her. Raven is with us now trying to stop me. She reminds my I am supposed to fight the creepy mermen.

missing time

back at the house.

I go back into the house I was in earlier and find it overun with Dcs. i enter some cafeteria and get my food. I sit down at a table and some guy takes my plate and spits on it. He laughs. I tell him I'll leave him alone for now, but should he ever do that again i'll make him drink my piss in a pixie cup.

He stands up and is 10 ft tall. He follows me into a hallway where I sit and meditate. The man grabs a huge guitar case and smashes it against my back. It slightly hurts, but not really. his guitar case is broken. I scratched. my back slightly and say "Was there a slight breeze in here? someone should close a door." I stood up and he looked feaked out. I shoved him through a wall leaving a big hole.

sometime Later I go downstairs and find a hospital like place that is sealed by a big blue door. i walk back up the steps with people in green and blue medical uniforms following me.

★★★★

Waking up

I wake up in bed. I'm in a large white bedroom with a large window overlooking the sea. It's bright in the dream but there seems to be no definable source of it. Next to me is a woman. She seems really familiar, she's also waking up and smiles at me.
I go, "huh. what? what is this place where am I?" or something. The woman shushes me. She smiles. I say "I thought weren't going to..." She cuts me off and tells me it's not time to get up yet. She says something about this place we are in exists out of space time. This is the past present and future she tells me. I'm confused. She tells me to just sleep, and that it's going to be ok. i lay my head back down to sleep. The woman is fiddling with a piece of my hair and humming softly as I fall asleep.

town wtf.

i'm walking along a street in Olds when some guy in a van drives by. I recognize him, he tells me it's time to go to work.
I hope in the vehicle and now it's a white car with no roof. There are 3 others in the car that I know. I recognize one as Gino. We drive on the highway towards disbury. When we arrive in Dids the car stops at some farmer's market. I begin questioning why I'm in the car. What work am I supposed to do? Why a farmer's market.

missing time

I'm in a large truck being driven by Sho. We are in didsbury still and heading towards the old run down fourplex condo's that bears the nickname "chicken coops". Sho keeps telling me that we have to arrive here and leave before the police come. Apperently he's making a drug run and decided to drag me into it unwillingly.

We turn into the coops and I tell him that I'm not interested in doing any illegal favors for him, so just let me out please. He says ok and Drives on the lawn. i jump out of his truck which is now a big garbage disposal truck. I am standing on the lawn and see another truck run and hit sho's truck. He ges out of the trucka nd starts running. The other truck chases hima nd runs people down. Sho finds a dead end wall and the truck runs over him. His body isn't crumpled, but the truck keeps rolling back and forth over his body. I am mortified. I hear sirens nearby. Soon an ambulance crew arrives and tries to aid all the people that got run over. The have large scissors and are severing off useless body limbs from the people. sho is clearly dead. I get sicka nd run into one of the fourplexes.

when i arrive in the fourplex I realize I am at an apartment of some kind. I try to fly to confirm I'm dreaming. I only manage to jump and float a bit. I do the Nose pinch RC, but can't breathe. I'm still positive i'm dreaming, I try to think how I got here. I remember the ride to the town, the farmer's market, and the thing with Sho. But I can't remember waking up from my house. so i must be dreaming.
I look around my scene a bit. Every time I blink the stairs I am looking at alters. At one point it looks impossible and i feel myself losing the dream.

I wind up non lucid. Somehow I get into my dad's truck and we start driving towards Olds again. He tells me I should work on my long weekend since we have 3 new houses to coat. i think he's lying because I don't remember us starting any new houses.

pre dream hypnagogia.

bunch of mini lucid flashes of seeing my hands, and then some of me holding various objects.

what is the question?

I am on facebook chatting with M. I can't remember the conversation much. Our convo boxes are on the left hand side of the page instead of the right. I get an answer to a question that I forgot I asked. I even forgot the question. all I know is that i clearly saw her answer as "Yes." not expecting that, I woke up suddenly.

44

My guides were showing me what relation I have to the woman who for now I'll call "M". Who appears to be a good candidate for the waking life version of Asuka. They show me the number 44. each four represents the four pronged nagual. We serve as an energetic unit. Again, we can combine our talents to accomplish tasks. Thought nothing is set in stone for right now. We will be given a choice later to decide for ourselves what this really means and how we may use it. for right now my future period consists of letting go of certain hangups i have from the past. This will be necessary for me if I am to continue along the path I am on.

Box sets

I am in my room looking at my collection of Maison ikkoku box sets. I currently have 7 box sets but the eighth is missing because That box set is currently out of print. I get closer and decide to watch an episode. But as I near the box sets they change. I pull one out and it reads "Asuka: dream chronicles the Anime series!" I put it down and notice and eighth set appears. It's the final set of the series and on the cover is an anime picture of M as a giant juggling Myself, Nomad, Raven, Shawna, Data, my dream dogs. M has an amused grin on her face.Romano is in the background as a black lab scratching fleas off himself. This is a parody picture of the cover of one of the maison ikkoku box sets.



Stop that

I'm at a dream version of Tracks pub. sipping a beer pondering my recent turn of events. "is this really happening... ... is the really real... ...what does this mean... ... how will it turn out exactly..." I sip some more and notice bob marley on the jukebox is singing the lyric, "...every little thing, is gonna be alright"
"Thanks bob" I mutter. Tupac is rapping on the tv screen about how life is just a dream. Pretty soon I'm lost in my chaotic train of thoughts again. Then the numbers 333 start circling around my head, confirming my thoughts. They turn into flies and fly around my head more buzzing "333,333,333" at me.
"ahhh buzz off." I said. I look down in my beer and see M's face in the bottle end. "what the..." I say as she purses her lips which become a portal and suck me into the bottle.

Nomad the big bad friendly vampire

I emerge from the portal in some dark room. There's a door slightly open so I peer through. In the next room I see M surrounded by vampires. Nomad is there too in his vampire form.
"there's nothing to be afraid of deary!" Nomad says, "I'm a big bad, but friendly vampire." He morphs into a mexican vampire witha big mustache and fedora hat. He has shakers and salsa music begins playing. He dances around going "friendly vampire cha cha cha! Friendly vampire cha cha cha!" I giggle a bit. M is still surrounded by menacing vampires, she's stimbling around the room holding onto various objects trying to get away. Nomad uses the music as a spell and mind controls all the vampires, they all start dancing and dance right through a portal to somewhere.
Nomad cuts his wrist, and morphs into vampire Ben Stiller. "No one makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody! except me of course!" Then nomad starts sucking on his wrist. blood is getting all over his face and he wipes his face off with his hands. "always wanted to do that in a dream".
I can see M in the corner cowering at the site. I put my head in my palm.
"Nomad," I roar jumping through the door as a werewolf. "What are you doing? She's terrified stop that." His eyes slowly fill with blackness, he seems slightly aware and pushes the blackness away as if on reflex.
"Sorry," he says. I just have to know if she's the real deal.
"Well ok, Remember when we rescued asuka from the Reptilian alien that was inhabiting Lujan? Weren't you there when walms ate the reptilian, and asuka was so grossed out that she threw up?"
"oh yeah," Well isn't M's reaction here similar?
"I have to know for sure!" he said morphing into a dark demon. A dark aura emerged that he could no longer contain. He ws drunk with rage.
"All this waking life shit is killing my dreams, and now she comes along. and look at her, already in distress. AEONA!" he roared at her. "ARE YOU IN THERE? You better not being trying to lead Mosh astray again."
"That's not Aeona." I said. "Trust me I would know." M fainted from the dream but left a silhouette of her dream body which turned cartoonish.
"I knew it." Nomad said and walked toward M. I shot astral tentacles out of my hand which wrapped around nomad likea web. I thrased him around the room. Now he was a jaguar cub yelping. i looked into the web. He looked like and innocent jaguar cub. then a dark aura emerged from him and tried to attack me. I opened a portal to the healing glen and through the jaguar cub through.

I sighed and noticed a beer bottle in my hand. I went to take a sip. M, who was still there, Shot a spider silk from her hand and snatched the botle away from me.
"STOP THAT" she yelled. She was angry, her background changed to a garden at night time with gargoyles. She grew 20ft tall and towered over me. She was like a dark witch.
"OMG," I said, "It's her shadow self."

M's shadow self

She had a large baton shaped like a tennis racket in her hand. "HUHUHUHUHUHUH!" she roared. I was just staring. "Now listen here mister! You're going to cut that drinking shit out right here and now. My waking self has spent years living with alcoholism. Don't bug her about that too much, don't overwhelm her with too much negativity."
"o. ok." I said meekly.
"Sick and tired of that shit. GOT IT" She raise the racket above her head like she was going to smush me, she had a sick grin that was evil and loving... she was drunk with power and pissed off. Asuka emerged froma portal.
"I told that damn Walms to leave the snake alone... grr. and where did you run off to... WTF?" She said as she saw M staring down at both of us. "Is that who I think it is?" asuka asked. I managed to nod. "Don't worry, i'll handle it." Asuka winked and then licked my face. She flew into M and merged with her. M roared and shrunk back down to normal. Asuka then de-merged from M.
"You found her!" asuka then said to me and M. "Well it's about time. My poor Mosh hasn't had any action from anybody in the entire year I've known him. That's three and a half years my time, do you have any idea what I went through?"
M just stared and said . "I'm serious, cut the drinking out."
"Right stupid." Asuka. "I've been trying to tell you for months about that but you just didn't listen."
"I tried," i said, "I kept asking but it just wasn't getting through."
"We'll smarten up and cut it out." asuka said. both her and M summoned tennis rackets with no nets and put them over my head. Asuka stopped. but M was having trouble getting the racket off. it was stuck onmy head. I felt my head being crushed i began to struggle. M seemed to find it amusing. Asuka dematerialized the tennis racket and flatly told M, "Be careful when doing that. He's very sensitive to mean jokes like that."
"yeah," I said trying to orient myself into the dream better. "I used to think asuka hated me with jokes like that."
"Mochi doesn't mind the odd fun joke. But I've learned not to overdo it aftera year or so. That would cause him accidental nightmares, and quite a few times got mad at me when he woke up. Being silly is fine, just don't overdo it in dreams." Asuka then hugged me. I felt disoriented.
"I need a vending machine." I said for some reason and then woke up.