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Asuka goes on a revenge spree

Apperently Asuka isn't happy with the way some of my so called friends from work are suddenly ignoring me or just being plain mean to me.

At Z: I am at wal mart with asuka. We go up to the customer service counter where Z is. Asuka is dressed as someone from the meat department. she has something in a small cart... It's a live animal like a chicken or something. She starts harrassing Z about having live animals in the meat dept or something. Z inspects what's in the cart and takes a closer look. Then the small animal just farts in her face. She looks disgusted and pissed off. Somehow Asuka lures her again to inspect the small animal in the cart, Z leans over only to get another fart right in her face. She is holding her nose and jumping up and down.Me and asuka just laugh. we yip like coyotes.

There were a couple other dreams like this I sort of remember... I mainly remember the laughing part.

At J: Don't remember much of this one. We are at a club... and Asuka is posing as some guy that J likes or something. Asuka's long hair is covering her face or something. She's taking advantage of J's non lucidity and doing stupid stuff with J on the dance floor. They do jumping jacks to the beat. Do the chicken, and other really childish dancing. Everyone is looking at them really shocked like, "WTF". I get closer and sit at a booth near J and Asuka. J is like, "This is embrassing" Asuka is still pretending to be the guy and she says,"But if you really love me you'll do this with me,".

I just sit and watch while they dance like idiots. J looks clearly pissed and has a really stupid look on her face... it's really funny. I am staring at her and grinning with a quizzical look on my face. She looks at me annoyed and tries to disappear into the crowd.


I am laughing so hard by now that I sound like a coyote again.
Construction zone gunslinging

I am at a contstruction site... but it's like a video game for shooting people. Everyone has power tools that turn out to be real guns. There is some guy with grey hair that keeps shooting me. I respawn somewhere else and try to find him. I realise I have no weapon and ask one of the workers for his gun. He hands me a pistol but there's like a swiss army knife in the handle with phillips screwdrivers and all. I see the man with the grey hair pretending to dwork. I am about to draw my gun when I wake up.

We 4 will remember this dream

I am sitting in a circle with 3 other people. We are sitting over a fire that's violet purple or something. Apperently we are supposed to meet soon in waking life or something because we are chanting something like, "We four will meet soon. We all will remember this dream and this dream will bring us together!"