Share your dream from last night in one sentence

**NrElAx** · 09-20-2010 01:40 AM

My friend started driving my moms car drunk, hit two cars, drove back to my house and prayed the cops wouldn't show up, but they did so we confesed and I started screaming so I ran down the middle of the street and got stuck in a pool I jumped in.

**Jayme** · 09-20-2010 03:38 AM

Me and my friends playing basketball, then me putting a winter hat on and talking about going camping, suddenly seeing an MSN convo as I talk to my friends, constantly trying to fix my bangs but for some reason they're extremely greasy, which they never are, and finding a bottle of blood in my moms bathroom.

**dakotahnok** · 09-20-2010 04:36 AM

I bought an iphone as a way to remember a trip.

**hallahill** · 09-20-2010 11:48 AM

Epic journey through Europe to find an old man's kidnapped son or something.

**Samael** · 09-20-2010 04:01 PM

That was a short lunch break.

**Oneironaut Zero** · 09-20-2010 10:46 PM

Infiltrated the supernaturally haunted fortress of some enemy faction, and then relived the experience, while telling the story to a group of kids on the following day.

**Raspberry** · 09-20-2010 10:55 PM

I was a ninja, my mum distracted me and my dad shot me which caused me to lose the Game.

**ooflendoodle** · 09-20-2010 11:07 PM

A weird game of spore and the classic screwing up on a test (I almost became lucid but then actual real life logic stopped me lol).

**MadMonkey** · 09-20-2010 11:20 PM

I tried to fall asleep.

**SilverDreams** · 09-23-2010 12:20 PM

Claustrophobic, Paranoia fueling forest. "Him" Is following me. Now i need to go back to get my car.

**CMWall** · 09-23-2010 03:01 PM

Snowmobile backflips right in front of me, police chase, stand up to guy with a baseball bat, rally people around me to f*** him up, then smoke a cigar wooot

**L33tsaber** · 09-23-2010 10:05 PM

My goldfish turns into a magical flying killer whale, and my brother accidentally summons an Elder Horror who turns everyone into its cherry-shaped, pool-playing, weightlifting minions.

**Samael** · 09-26-2010 05:56 AM

Um... shoe shopping. So yeah.

**Mzzkc** · 09-26-2010 06:04 AM

After a bloody debacle involving a back-room-human-body-slaughter-shop mall worker and his henchmen (most of whom end up with missing limbs), I construct a thin round tower reaching into the heavens, wherein I host a DBZ-style tournament; the top of the tower is complete with a huge central arena and luxurious living quarters for every combatant and their guests.

**BloodyHell** · 09-26-2010 01:25 PM

Had an awesome WTF race on a motorcycle against my friends in super cars.

**Krinks** · 09-27-2010 11:05 PM

I'm a vampire raping some girl in a hot tub. 8o

**Robot_Butler** · 09-27-2010 11:17 PM

Is anyone else concerned that the cookie buffet is on fire?

**hallahill** · 09-30-2010 11:54 AM

Exam question: "What are wristband watches, and when are they practical for giraffes?"

**AURON** · 09-30-2010 02:05 PM

Just another fragment.

**DarkenedReality** · 09-30-2010 02:17 PM

I broke into a house and killed 5 people, then was sentenced to [exactly] 42 years via a DMV-style trial.

i need help >.<

**Yungen** · 09-30-2010 03:03 PM

Subconsciously finding ways to get off school ^_^

**acatalephobic** · 09-30-2010 04:32 PM

Blessed by a Drive-Thru Church pastor.

**L33tsaber** · 09-30-2010 05:47 PM

A zoo that looks like a high school only has deer, and you can run off any high point and hover for a bit before gliding down.

**Puffin** · 09-30-2010 06:11 PM

My english teacher gave me a mark of 7/25 on my essay.

**Samael** · 10-01-2010 06:13 AM

Originally Posted by DarkenedReality

I broke into a house and killed 5 people, then was sentenced to [exactly] 42 years via a DMV-style trial.

i need help >.<

At least your subconscious punishes you. My dreams are just wanton murder with very few consequences. When you start killing people you actually like, you know you've got issues.

Mundane dream about coffee, toy trains, and illegal bakeries.