Xanous' Dream Journal

I am in some place with the kids. I try to find a bathroom but nothing works out for me. It turns into a bad bathroom dream. Then we all go outside and some of the golfers from work have a golfing scavenger hunt. There are a bunch of different golf clubs planted handle down in the ground. I choose one. I see my brother and he asks what I am doing. I tell him its a scavenger hunt. He says cool and leaves. I take a ball and start to swing but there are so many people in my way. By the time I get to hit the ball people are already moving on. My ball wont sit still on the asphalt. Now it looks like an egg. I start to swing but some kid is behind me. I push him out of the way. Now I finally take a swing and hit the ball. Nope it was really an egg and I see yolk fly everywhere.

Thoughts
Lucid
Non lucid

My recall has gotten up back to normal lately. I just havent been posting online because I kind of just make notes of the dream on my phone and then don't take the time to thoroughly write it out. But I think it helps to do so. I haven't been lucid in over a week and half and it's pissing me off. I was trying to get back to the same things I was doing before. So, I am going to make a better effort with my DJ.

Masonry Fail
Pictures of swimming under poarch as a kid. The water was do dirty it was like mud
Making masonry wall in water. The wall in a garage. I realize how shitty it looks with brick and wood chunks and I tear it down

Undercover Presidential Interview
I am with some others to interview Obama with hidden cams. Doing to show how much security sucks and to catch him in a lie or cover-up. I get a quick perspective or the first two that interview him. Sort of a play back from the hidden cam. Its my turn next. I get super nervous and hope that they let me fast forward past it. I realize I have no clue what I am doing or what to say. (Higher reasoning started kicking in but I lose it) I assure myself that I have note cards. I have some sort of issues with outfit. This giant canvased plastic plate falls out of my suit. Some lady I'm with gets a new car seat base. We are trying to not look suspicious but its all falling apart. I try to stall. Secret service men have been helping me. I still feel really nervous and don't want to go in. The man tells me it's time to go. No wait I have to look for something in the dressing room. I search around and see my Nintendo wallet and my cell phone. I pick them up and turn around. Another man fires the who had been assisting me. He tells me they have their own cams. he shows me quick footage of me and wife being suspicious. The other guy says no. I wholeheartedly serve him.

Luke Skywalker is a jackass.
Something about being at the mall with my wife then we walk out of a trailer. Luke Skywalker keeps making out with my wife. I try to tolerate it but I get pissed. Then I use my clear light perspective to become him. Now its me kissing my wife. I feel ok now. For some reason I know that I have to fly Luke, my wife and some other unknown to a place. But it is raining really hard and I think it will a bitch to fly in this. I put a black towel over my head and do a test flight. The rain has me soaked almost instantly and I can't see to stay in the air. This almost triggers lucidity because I have done this so often in dreams. I just can't make the connection. I do however try to relax and let my self flow into the air with a little more control. The same stuff I would do if lucid. I seem satisfied now. I take the towel off my head and see a rainbow in a yellow sky. The rain stopped. I hug everyone in a huddle and we lift off the ground.

I have a FA and I write in my dream journal. But it is not my phone it is the LOTR novel. I am making notes next to the text. I see Lothlorien and make a note that that was were we were flying to. I remember flying and feel like maybe I was briefly lucid. I write something about the elves. And then I feel like I am just writing a revised version of the book and copying only a few things from it.

I liked the dream control even if I wasn't really lucid. And it's funny how the subC remembers things you forgot. I had to Google Lothlorien when I woke up and totally forgot what it was until I read the WIKI page about it being the elves forest.

Dream inspired by Supernatural

I'm with a guy investigating something in a field. The ground opens up and swallows just his feet. He makes a phone call and tells some one that hes in Harter's Field and he needs help.
He complains something about being lied to about the time of midnight. I look at the moon and it morphs from half moon to a full moon to a lunar eclipse. (Dreamsign missed massively) He goes into a long explanation about what happened and then starts crying help me help me

I leave to get the guy to help. I find myself in a radio station. The man just finished a radio interview. I walk with him to another man and I pay him $50. Actually it was 50.99 but he let the .99 go. Then he handed my a plastic bag with money and a check. The check was 73 dollars and some change and a 20 and 10 and some ones. I told him it was over 100. He was like I know we like to take care of out people.

We walk outside to the car. He askes me how bad his situation is. I tell him its real bad. He askes if his life is at risk. I tell him yes he could die. I throw a suit case in the back seat. I wake up

I have a fragment about family visiting. They probably would never stay the night in real life.

Another fragment about my wife telling me the alarm didn't go off right.

(I wake up late with no alarm and she says she never said that. Straaaaange!)

I am in a wheel chair and paralyzed from the waist down. I wonder how I got this way. I can remember riding my bike not long ago. Then I think maybe that was when I was a kid. But then how did I get like this? I need to ask my mom. She will tell me.

I think had SP on the mind as I was trying to WILD. I was close to having a DILDo. I often get this sort of confusion when I begin to question reality. Close but no cigar.

I was caught up in a modern war. I was with the brown jeeps and tanks attacking the grey jeeps and tanks. Then there were a ridiculous number of greys coming at us. We all flee at very high speeds. I follow driving a long a jungle forest road. I got left in the rear and the vehicles in front of me would dissapear around a bend or over a hill and I feel exposed and targeted. I see a grey with us but know it was in disguise. I see streaks of bullets come over head. I hear pings and twaings.

The scene changes and I am on foot with a guy a think my wife. We are running down a long narrow ancient stone hallway with arched windows. I see a woman get beat and it looked like the person ripped her baby's arm off and throw it down. The person said something about not being full blood and not able to enter. The figure ran took a right to safety.

We stop and help the woman up and take her baby. I wonder why the baby is not crying and I look and my wife is holding it. It has a cast on. I am relieved to see the arm is going to be ok.

We go into a ancient stone courtyard. This is the place of safety. For some reason I call it Shiva. I hear a booming voice telling me that we do not belong here. I see a man and I know that he is the Mongolian Emperor



We immediately begin to cook a meal for him. I figure if I can please him with food he will let us live. I look up a recipe on my phone for something that he would like in this time period. I am surprise that I have cell service but I dismiss it.

Suddenly I am in a kitchen and it gets vague here but I just cook up some stuff. I remember working quickly and efficiently like I was a practiced master chef. I end up with some fish and a red paste. I tell the guy with me that it needs chicken broth but all we have is water. He takes a bit of fish and tastes the paste. He seems worried but I tell him it will probably be ok.

I wake before I get to see what the Emperor thought.

Before hand I decide to do the advanced TOTM, swim in the cretasious sea. I watched BBC Sea Monsters with Nigel last week and was prepared. I would enter the mirror in my room and be on Nigel's ship.

I decide to WILD and actually did it! It was a lot like DEILD after all. I layed there with my mantra and a very dim awareness and suddenly I hit SP. It was a slight twinge and I wondered why so short. I relaxed and felt it again but stronger I get wildly excited. I feel my heart pounding and my breath shorten. I wanted lucid so bad tonight. I force myself to be calm with my meditation. Once I was relaxed the SP went away. My dream body gets up but I feel really real and wonder if I am a wake. I walk to the mirror and push on it and it is solid.

I am suddenly back in bed with SP. I get up and run to the mirror and bash my head on it solid. I feel embarrassed and drunkenly go back to bed. I feel the SP again. Again I rush to the mirror I really thought that if I entered the mirror I could be on the deck of Nigel's ship.I hit my head on it and wonder if why wife thinks I am nuts. I feel like I was just sleep walking. I go lay back down only to hit SP again. This time I think more about it. I remember the room didn't look right and I barely felt the mirror. OK lets just concentrate now.

I cleared my mind. I felt like I was floating. I get the urge to spin. I felt like I was on my back and the center point was my stomach. I begin to spin so fast that I could feel the centripicle force on my arms and legs. It was a nice feeling but I wanted to get on Nigle's ship! I made a new mantra. Nigel. Nigel Nigel Nigel... I imagined my hands connecting with a smooth railing of what could be a ship deck. I felt the friction from my spinning movent on my hands. I stopped the spinning and had a solid hold on it with my left.

Suddenly I am back in bed sort of awake. I DEILD quickly. I hit SP again but this time I slowly get up. No good. My body feels sluggish and the bed feels like a tar pit. I could only get my left arm over the edge of the bed. I imagine my feet slowly floating over the side.

Suddenly I feel something hard and cold on my left hand. It is so cold it almost hurts. I don't know if it got me or if I got it. I feel like I am pintching a cold raw half thawed chicken wing. It scares the hell out of me and I think something evil is there. I force myself reminan calm. I know I am dreaming and I am very determined to do the TOTM. The thing is so gross but It actually helps stabilize me. I stand up and pick the thing up since it is attached to my fingers. I want to know what it is. My vision is dim but the thing in my hand turns to my son. He feels cold and dead. I feel panic and I wonder if he is even alive. But no no. I am dreaming he is not real. I really have to tell myself this. I don't feel like I am going to wake up but a part of me wanted to so that I could check on him. I cuddle him to me and calm down. I force myself to walk the the mirror once more.

I feel my son sort of meld into my left arm and dissapear. I slowly face the mirror an with more determination I press my face into as hard as I can. It is just solid. So weird. I see my reflection. My face is blured and my reflection is looking to my left with a mind of its own. Yes I am deffinitely dreaming. I breath out with frustration and my breath fogs the glass. I hear my wife complain about something. I look over and she threw an arm up in disgust.
I say, "OOOH SHUT UP. You're not real anyway."

OK time to think how am I going to do this. I open the bedroom door thinking I would just be there. Nope. I walk to the front door and really concentrate on being on Nigles ship. I walk to it but I am slowed down. The room stretches and I can't reach the door. I try to run but I feel like some force has me by the waist and I can't get any traction. GOD my house is getting scarry!

I see my hands and it causes me to pause for a moment. They look so odd that I am distracted. I remembered something I wanted to try. I look at my fingers and see how crazy distorted they are. The lengths are all wrong and some fingers fan out into 4 or 5 other ones. I kind of chuckle at this. I have read that this happens in dreams and makes a good RC but I had never see it for myself in a lucid dream only in HI. Then, I remember something else and I try to make magic like on skyrim or the sorccerors apprentice. Bah I got nothing.

OK back to work! I am too determined not to complete my task. I force my way to the door and now it wont open. So I hit it. It cracks like glass. AH HA! I hit it again and again and each time the door cracks away. I begin to see daylight. They living room was so dark before. The last time the door looks really weak so I use the force. I force push like in Star Wars and the door explodes into tiny peieces.

I run outside but it is just my normal neighborhood. I run a few houses down to the south. On the East side of my street I see 2 women sitting on thier front poarch talking.
I stop and ask, "Can I get a ride to Nigel's boat?" I figure it was worth a shot. They both look hessitant and shocked that I talked to them. I think about how DCs like to talk gibberish a lot and I don't expect much of an answer.
But the one on the left says, "Yeah". I follow her to her house accross the street. Shis is wearing a black and grey one piece bathing suit. I see her keys in her hand.
I say"Well the thing is we might have to drive to the ocean. That's a long way." I think how I don't want to spend my LD trapped in a long car ride! She looks discouraged and confused.
I decide to try to convince her or something else. I said, "Look. Don't you have a teleporter? I know you have to. Eeeeeveryone has a teleporter!" I look at her hopeful and try to convince her.
Then she says one word without emotion, "Yes."
As she goes in her house she turns and says, "I have to freshen up a bit."
I follow her inside but think to ask, "Is it ok if I come in?
Again she says "Yes."

I look around and she has a messy house. I see a cat run off. I take it all in.
She says, Sorry my house is a mess."
"Oh dont worry about it. I dont mind." Then for some reason I get horny. Its just me and her alone in her house. Giggity. I grab her to me and take her top down. She goes limp and to allows me without emotion. I stop.
"I am sorry. I should not have done that." I remember that I have a task to do. I don't want to waste my lucid dream on sex. I would just wake up and be mad. I let it go.

We walk to a back room and she hands me a pill bottle full of some liquid.
"Here drink this."
I say, "What? So I drink this and I am teleported? She nods. "Are you sure? Whats in it? Oh well here I go." I open it and drink all of it. I remember one TOTM where you drink a potion and I didn't focus on the taste. This time I took the time to. I noticed it was thick and slightly sweet but tasted a lot like cough syrup.

I waited but nothing happened. "nothing happened"
"Oh thats just my vitamin thereapy. I dont like it."
I get pissed and realize she obvioulsy isn't going to help me. I hear some man talking in another room but Ignore him. I start to walk out side but I see a hallway to the left. I decide she has to have a teleporter some where in the house. I sneak in hoping she thinks I left the house.

I walk to a room and see a gross and dirty tanning bed. I see the light and feel the heat from it. There is a dirty toilet to the right. I start to get in the tanning bed thinking that will work but I really dont want to try that.

I walk to the next room and see a black pod of some sort. It looks like a SCI-FI deep sleep chamber. That has to be it! I get in and lie down. The lid closes and the light dims. Nothing happens. I look by my right hand and see a control panel. I punch a few buttons and say, "Cretaceous Period!" I hear a chiming sound and a swooshing noise. Then a chiming sound and the lid opens.

I AM AT THE BOTTOM OF AN OCEAN FLOOR! I see all the fish from the Sea Monsters show. Thousands of fish swimming all over the place. I am so happy. This is way better than Nigel and his ship! I am right in it. I see a Mosasaur right off the bat. I dont see sharks. I see something like Ichthyosaurs. I see a few Xiphactinus. I also see hundreds of other things that don't belong. Like little cartoony worm like things on the floor. And cartoony looking turtles. There was so much activy and so many different things swimming around that I have hard time seeing it all. I feel like sensory over load.

I hear some silly music and a dopey voice singing. "...Here I am swimming in the deep blue sea. The deep blue see. The deep blue sea...."
I laugh my ass off at this. I laughingly repeat "The deep blue sea hahaha!"

I notice and am not surprised that I can breath underwater. I remember that every underwater dream I could always breath like no big deal. I begin to swim. I notice the coral life in the floor and white sand. I see a deep ocean floor valley not far away. The water is so clear and everything is amazingly beautiful. But the ocean life is so thick! None of the fish seem to notice me and I am not afraid. Even when the big fish with large teeth swim by I feel calm and they ignore me. The fish don't even bother to eat each other. This Cretaceous Ocean is tame. I am surprised at this because I thought for sure I would be eaten if I pulled this off.

I get kind of bored just swimming. I feel content that I completed my task and am happy with myself. I see woman in a bright red one piece. She is just floating like she is dead. But I see her head turn and one eye look at me. Her reddish hair flows in the water. I come to her from behind. At first I act like I am a fish and lightly bite her arm. Then I get really horny again the dream turns into the best lucid sex ever. I feel really guilty because I don't like wasting a dream on sex. I didn't care at that point. I'll leave the rest to the imagination...

Afterwards. I notice we are on a white sandy beach and I see a rock cliff. For some reason I think there is a road up there but I don't care. I really just want to wake up now and record my dream. At that thought the world fades to black.

Xiphactinus


mosasur


Ichthyosaurs

Strange trumpets. My playing sounds amazing like many angels. Then it sounds like a raspberry. Then it plays a jazzy tune on its own.

I receive telepathic information about the Urulock aliens. Came to this plant every 25 thousand plus years. Outer solar system planet orbit. (Annunaki?) Their planet comes to our planet atmosphere to atmosphere. I see a clawed foot toutch the ground. I see a globe with a lump of dirt and sod in top.

Zombies in the house. Stuff in two rooms. Other people story lines. Two dudes had sex. Teenage in high school. Turning. He was Hidden so no one saw face. Finally ate someone. We came and he was normal and vomiting. He said it told him to be normal again. We have a cure but not much. We put some drops in coffee and tell him to drink the whole cup. He said or just the flavor. Some woman takes some in her chocolate milk. I am in a room alone. There ate two guys next to me. Watching. TV. Talking about zombie flu h1n1. He have been bidding. Upstairs. TV confirms what we feared. I decide we need quiet. I close windows and turn TV way down. I get the others to do same. I think about how many zombies I attracted. One Guy puts hand under door to mess with zombie. I grab him. I tell them we need to Get out. There is a small hole to the attic. From there we can bust out to the roof.

NLD Black
Side Notes Blue
Lucid Red

My wife woke me but about 4am. She asked me to change baby's diaper. He's been awake for some time and she's tired. I do it. I feel irritable but let it go. I decide this will be a good time to WBTB. I bring him back and we snuggle and all sleep. I do a little bit of MILD. I quickly set intention and mantra. This time I chose "I am dreaming." I find that it helps to change mantra so that it doesn't lose meaning. As I was laying there I remembered that I haven't looked at TOTM yet and have no clue. I almost got on the PC but I felt really tired. I wanted decide on what I wanted to do but decided I would just be happy if I got lucid. I figure I would just play in my environment and have some fun.

I have some non lucid dream about a laser beam showing on the wall in my kitchen. It freaks me out. I look over the wooden half blinds at my niehbors kitchen. (I can do this in real life...odd I know) I see the guy but he is totally oblivious to me. I get really creeped out for some reason and wake up scared and heart pounding.

I remember DEILD. I hit SP. YES! I am so happy I know I am on my way to a lucid. NO! I tell myself to be calm. I do a calming meditation. SP subsides and I wonder if it is go time. I hesitate and them I just get out of bed. It feels so real but I am pretty sure its a dream. I can't see anything. I feel my way out of the room. I think about the mirror on the way out but it feels too solid so I let it pass. I remain calm and try to imagine the dining/living room. I can see for a few seconds and then its black. I feel my way outside. I leap off the porch and float up and now I can see. The night sky is full of bright stars. I brush past tree branches. I just sort of float and feel a rush of euphoria. The wind blows and I am carried away at high speeds. I can feel something like G forces and I am exhilaration and let out a screech of excitement. I feel like I can hear my real voice and wonder if my wife can hear me. My voice sounds muffled and strained. For a moment everything goes black again. I do a calming and relax. I float. I try to open my eyes but it feels like my real eyes. I can my own face like a reflection in glass with the stars and clouds behind it. I close my eyes and relax and just focus on making HI. I feel the exhilaration again and I can hear really loud SP noise. It sounds almost like high winds.

Suddenly I see two of my nephews. They are flying with me. I grab on to one and focus on feeling with my hands. I feel like the dream is fading again so I grab him close to me almost like we are spooning. It wasn't as weird as it sounds. I was just using whatever I had available to stabilize. I tell him to make a vortex because I wanted to go someplace else. I tell him over and over. I either close my eyes or I loose my vision.

Suddenly the three of us are standing in my kitchen. At this point I become aware that I have been repeating my mantra over and over but in the back of my mind and not as real internal dialogue. I note it and am pleased with myself. I look around and and was going to tell him to make a vortex again but realize there was no need. I say, "Oh never-mind. We are back." The dream shifts and we are in the sun room. I remember that I wanted to get used to talking to DCs so I ask my nephew a question. "What is you name?"
He replies, "Offers night."
"What?" I didn't understand him at first but as soon as I said 'what' it came clear. the rest of the conversation went like this. He would talk and as soon as I said 'what' it came to me before he could repeat himself. It was really odd. I ask him, "What does that mean?"
And he says, "I'll tell you later."

I suddenly remember my other nephew. I feel like he is standing behind me and I get an eerie feeling. I feel the same kind of fear as I did in the previous dream. At that point I lose all focus and the dream fades and I wake up.


I thought about DEILDing again but I really wanted to remember my LD and felt really excited about it. I look at the time. 4:40am. I note that I slept about 35min since WBTB

I later have some dream about trying to cut the head of my penis off with scissors. I get so far as to have a bloody ring around it and realize what the hell I am doing. I freak out. I realize that I thought it would just grow back but I have no idea why I am doing it. I feel like it hurts without real pain. Maybe I was just thinking about my son circumcision? Bleh.

Had a dream about being in a college. I walk through different rooms. I see people from work and people that I haven't seen since high school. It's too boring to add details. I did make an effort to note dreamsigns.

I dreamed I was trying to WILD and got some mild SP but then it quickly turned into a sexual dream while driving.

We are starting to get more of a sleep routine with the baby so I think the LDs will pick up soon. I think it was funny that I dreamed I was trying to WILD. I had no intentions of WILD I was actually trying to MILD

Its been kind of rough sleeping in the hospital so my recall is low. Hopefully tonight we can go home.

Fragment about eating chocolate chip cookie dough but the chocolate was poop

Fragment driving down the HWY and there are tornadoes in all directions. I see on is breaking apart in the middle and reforming. I think sonic boom. It keeps doing it and I hear a dull boom noise.

Fragment about posting some dream on the competition thread and then realizing the competition is over. I feel stupid and get ready to edit the post.

DILD to DEILD to FA

I am at my wife's cousin's Karen's house. There is something about my bike being there. I bring it outside. I was thinking about riding it home and leaving my car. I look up and see a bright light. It flew between some clouds and lit them up. I knew this was unusual for an airplane. Some tree branches got in my view as I was walking. I back up and instead of this light I see what looks like 5 or 6 fish swimming in the sky. I say, "What the fuck?!" I look more intently and yes they are fish. They are a play golden color with a redish strip at the gills and blue face with the golden color at the mouth. I can see the scales. I see how the glisten in the eveing light. I stare bumbfounded. All I can say is, "What the fuck? What the fuck? What the FUCK?"

"OOOOOHHHHHH!" I finally realize that I am dreaming. I start to fly but everything fades to black very fast. I am in my bed. I don't move, I clear my mind and try not to think about the dream too much. I only know that I had a really short lucid.

I instinctively DEILD without much thought. I hit SP right away. It last for a few seconds and evens out to a dim hum. I just get out of bed like I would any other time. I know my body is paralysed. It is of course dark and I am blind. I tell myself that there is light coming from the window and I imagine seeing. Slowy I visualize and begin to see the room. (Next time I will visualize some other place. I am tire of seeing my house lol) I open the bedroom door and the world fades to black. There is nothing to grab on to visually. I feel a little panic that I will wake up. I use my meditation calm technique and rub my hands together and focus on seeing something. I come back. But I am really near sighted. So I crawl and focus on the baseboard and hardwood floor. It stabilizes a bit. I come to a dining room chair. (I have no real plan. I actually doubted that I would have a lucid tonight because we planned to get up early. Now that I think about it I did wake up at like midnight and pee. I went back to bed with a mantra "I will remember the dream and become lucid" until I feel asleep. So really that first maybe was a MILD not DILD?)

So I dont know what to do and you never think clearly in a LD. I see a book on the chair.I decide to read it. It looks like colorful recipes or menu. I focus really hard to read a line of text. Finally I make out the words in white. 'CHEESE CON QUESO'. I think I thought I was going the advanced TOTM. (I should have really done it) I decide it will be fun to move the book to the TV and see if I really moved it in real life. (I have no such book) After I place it on/near the TV my head totally clears. I actually believe that I woke up during my lucid. I really think I am awake walking around my house. I go back to the bedroom and lay down.

I have a false awakening. Something about the phone waking me up. There a tv on in the room. I get up on the other side of the bed. Then the alarm clock wakes me up for real.

I would have forgotten this LD if I hadn't had an alarm. So hears my take on forgetting LDs. Sageous seems to question if it was a true LD if you forget it. He says that he believes we are wired to forget NLDs and remember LDs. My thing is if you go from LD to NLD/FA it can be real easy to forget.

OK now I got to get ready. We have to be at the hospital at 5AM. My pregnant wife is to be induced to labor!

Fragment about daughter tearing paper from a book.
I wake up from some dream about work. Who cares? I DEILD. I have been trying all night I actually fell aleep the last time wondering why sometime it is easy and sometimes I just cant.

I feel the sp and wait for it to "even out". It feels just about time to try to get up so I smoothly and easily was able to imagine my legs moving over the bed and then stand up. Once I stand up I am in the dream. This time I was blind again but I have learned to handle that. I slowly try to open my eyes. Nope I see ceiling. I forgot I was not in the bed room at the time and didn't realize I could see the living room ceiling. But all that mattered was it was not my dream eyes I opened. I am way too excited. I remember to relax as if I am in meditation.

OK. So I just felt the walls. I have been wanting to enter the full length mirror on the closet door as a way out. I stabilized my focusing on the feeling in my hands. Thank you Sivasion and Dream Yoga class. I felt the door frame of the bathroom since thats what I would have been facing if I was in my bedroom. I remind you I was not. I just find that funny that I forgot. Anyway, I felt left from there until I felt the smooth surface of the mirror and the egdes of the trim. Not being able to see made is so much eaiser than I had expected. I just stepped through like it was a cut out in the door. I forgot to think of where I was going. I just wanted to see.

I found my self standing in the doorway from the bedroom to the dining/living room. I can see. I see my brother walking through. I was shocked and was not expecting this and the scene goes black. I think no. SEE! I focus on seeing the room again. It reappears like someone turning on a light from a dimer switch. I am way too excited again. I remember to relax as if I am in meditation.
I focus on the walls. I see the walls of the living are covered with hundreds of hats. I focus on that for a bit. I see a Yellow ball cap with a green "T" on it and trimmed white around. I have no idea what team that is and I don't care.
I walk right and see my brother.
I say HEY WHATS UP MY BROTHA?
Hey bro whats up?
Im dreaming! I clap my hand and spin around and say, "yeah!" Fist pump.
I feel fading and I am so fucking excited. I have to stabilize again. relax. My mind relaxes some just like meditation.

I focus on the walls again. I see a lot less hats now. "Hey where did all the hats go?" I am truly upset that I can't find the hats. I look and try to make the appear. OK never mind. I had real goals. OK. The competition. I'll do my 3 step. I already did flying. OK lets do TK. I look around. There is this table with a bunch of dirty glasses and other stuff... I dont know. I see a one liter plasic bottle of what looks like Dr. Pepper. I focus on that. It is half full. I try to make it move to my hand. Nothing. I try harder. Nothing. Then I hear the words of wizard Sageous (From another LD) "You can do it if you believe it." OK I believe I can do it. I really take that to heart. I relax my mind a bit and just allow it to flow. It comes straight to my hands. Yes! I drop it and now it looks like a plasic wine glass. I push it around with TK. I try to make it float and shoot off fast but can't. I try for more advananced TK. I look at the hats on the walls. I try to imagine them all shooting off at once. I lift my arms in the air and bring them together but nothing happens. Hmmm maybe that really is too advanced. (I didn't believe Matthew 17:20 )

OK what else was I going to do? Basic summon. I just try to do the same thing I did last time but now I am losing focus. I reach in my back pocket for a flash light but it is like I am pretending. It is getting dark again. I dont feel it or see it. I make a click noise with my mouth when I push the button. But wait. I did do it. I see a beam of light in the darkness and I feel something in my hand. I think misson accomplished. The darkness takes over my light and the dream fades. (I forgot to stabilize)

I have a false awakening. I am in my bed alone. It is bright and sunny from the window. I am trying to record my dream on my phone. Then it turns into being on some quilt on my bed. All of the memory from the LD is recorded on my quilt. Now I just remember fragments from the dream befor the LD. I am trying to touch a send text knitted on but it won't work. Then the kids come and jump all over me and and bed. I freak out. Noooooooo! I will forget my dream get of go away. Just give me a few minutes. I say go and I mean it go. They finaly leave. Now for some reason I safty pinning my phone to the quilt thinking that will fix things. I wake up suddenly.

*LUCID* Resurrected Grandmother Is a Demon.
I am at my wife's grandmother's funeral. We are doing the visitation and I see her in the casket. I am sad. I stop to look at her and she is dead. I walk around and come back. I see her sitting up and alive. She speaks to me and I am so happy she isn't dead. I bring her to the family and everyone is hysterical and happy. She walks up behind some kid and talks to him. He is scared to death at first and then so happy. She hugs me and tells me to go her baby girl (meaning my wife). I realize at that point something is wrong. Grandma never died and of course this is a dream. I have my eyes close because I was hugging her. So now I am lucid but the dream is all black. I had been trying to DEILD the past few dream so I relaxed and tried to look for some HI to attach to.

I am now back in the dream. I am sitting next to grandma. She is covered in a bunch of blankets and I am snuggled next to her. I see my wife come out of a bathroom. I move over so she can sit with grandma. But she sits in a cough opposite side of the room.

I forget my lucidity because grandma is freaking out and cursing at my wife. She totally drops the F bomb and my wife just looks miserable. I get up and back away from her. I know something is terribly wrong. I say to everyone that she not grandma she is a demon. I gather my courage and say... Something... about showing yourself. Every is getting pissed but they don't move or stop me. There is a pause. I just wait because I believe it and know. They she shutters. she is naked and her eyes are all black. She turns into a wisp of black and halfway forms in front of me. She is distorted and evil. I yell at her "NOW, YOU HAVE TO LEAVE! I COMMAND YOU TO GO BACK TO HELL AND I BIND YOU THERE FOREVER. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE! IT IS DONE IN THE NAME OF JESUS!" I turn to my wife and calmly say."Done done and done. No big deal." And I sit down next to her. I didn't wait until the demon was gone I just believed it so much that I walked away from it. The crowd went into party mode and everyone was happy like no big deal. Is faith more real in dreams?
My wife says to me, "Only one man ever raised himself from the dead. That's how I knew."
"Yep Jesus."
Some random guy says, "Well I don't know. The things your uncle could do with testicles was pretty amazing." :lol

Other NLDs I will be brief

The Ball Game.
Some sort of game where I am in a ball. Its magnetic and you move along walls and curves and tunnles. It is really hard to describe. I play with my daughter for some time.

Jeana: Better Off Alone.
There is a woman with a man. lovers. I am like a third person. There was this strange phone malfunction when his wife calls and is crying and sorry for breaking up the marriage and wants him back. He is very sad and hides his face. She starts taking down mirrors and folding them like paper. She is backing his bags and telling him to go. He says something obsure but it means that he would rather stay. She says, "You have the chance to get your wife back but you would rather give that up and have sex with me right now?" He says,"yes."
"Well, I really hope you don't break my heart." She get naked and spreads her legs on the edge of the bed.
I am him now I an I see it all very vividly. I press myself to her but I have clothes on.
Then the scene changes and I see the title of a movie or book. Jeana: Better Off Alone.

The P90X weight set. I am putting it together. I get horny and hump it. I have a key. IT opens a portal. I am chasing a hot woman in her panties through some sheets. I hump her ass and grab her tits. Wake up.

Fragment about a haunted house. There are ghost. There is a ghost movie and I say thats why we have ghosts. I make a peanut butter and banana tortilla wrap and eat it. Some kids come it and say oh that was you.

1
Traveled down the road only in my dreams. Met a Japanese chef at his house. He was teaching me and another how to cook japanese food. I was trying to slice a cucumber but fed it up. He was from DV. I dont remember his name. We talked about stuff. My life. I told him about college and how my stress ful marriage madr it hard. I look oveg snd notice my daughters hoping they did here. I am at my house. He IS DONE talking now and falz asleep. Alysha walks in being loud. "Who is that LEONARD?"
"Shh he can hear you." Then I mouth the words "He cooks Japanese."
"For us?"
"No. He's teaching me."
"Hes the bird avatar on dream views."
"no that's OpheliaBlue."

2
I am playing virtual reality baseball online with some kid. I am trying to set it up on a holographic menu. I see Jeff J. from work walk by.

3
I am playing video game at walmart. We in a laying down thing side bye side with other people. Some guy gets mad and I tell him off.

4
A fragment about looking as a giant projection of sunspots.

5 We were being attacke my a giant half horsefly half cricket. Then some salesman comes and talks to my dad. My dad said he wont buy anything. I tell my mom he will and she agrees with me.

6 I am like Indiana Jones. I am exlporing an acient structure. I climb outside and see a engraving with my name on it. Almost lucid but I get distracted. There is a guy coming and I slip back inside. He wants to take what I found. I punch him in the face and run. We are at new location. We get clues by listening to Country Gospel tapes.

7 A fragment about going to a concert. It is crowed and I am looking for my wife. Some people are dancing back and forth.

8 Miley Cyrus is the tangled chick. She is singing about love. I am in my kitchen and I tell her to stop because I will cry.

9 I am at my ex in laws. I am working for him and I am pissed about something.

10. I am at a piano bar and there is a guy in a tux singing. I have a fancy white ark of the covenant next to me. I hire Mexican men to steal the top off. The singer is freaking out about someone stealing his tux.

11. I am getting ready for work but I have long thick blonde hair just like my older daughter. I look in the mirror and I look just like her. I try to put my hair in a pony and think I don't look so much like her. I want to shave my head but I am running late.