Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

Me: “This is a dream. Do you know what that means?”
DC: “Does this mean that you're going to kill me, then rape me?”
Me: “No, silly. We're going to make sweet, sweet love, right here on top of the toolbox.”

The toolbox? Wtf how big is this toolbox? is it like a mutant one. Like a mutant ninja tool box or what? hm? huh? WHAT?

Originally Posted by anderj101

Me: “This is a dream. Do you know what that means?”
DC: “Does this mean that you're going to kill me, then rape me?”
Me: “No, silly. We're going to make sweet, sweet love, right here on top of the toolbox.”

LMFAO, I love how she said are you going to kill me, THEN rape me.

Necrophilia, bleurgh.

I saw a drawing of a sun. It seemed to be alive...as it spoke to me.
It was a small, yellow circle with two legs, bent at the knees. It had lines for feet.

It said, "This is harder than Voltaire--and Voltaire was really, really hard!"

Originally Posted by Fluffysilver

I had something similar happen - I once dreamed I smoked, and for the next week I was sticking pens in my mouth without noticing.

wow i read that as "I was sticking penis in my mouth"

Originally Posted by KMAC445

wow i read that as "I was sticking penis in my mouth"

Careful KM--your avatar looks like a picture from a Rorschach test.

Two guys are sitting over a conveyor belt with metal ingots on it. One of them picks one of them up and hands it to the other guy. "Hereyour Sandwich"

I am lucid and affirm that my dream guide is in the other room. I walk in. Me:"Your not my dream guide!" Old Chinese guy: "You must learn...to play guitar!"

I am having my first LD and my dream guide is asking my opinion on outfits. "How about a feather kilt and a basketball?"

Huh...I thought there's be more funny DC dialogue. DCs don't talk alot in my dreams.

me in a non lucid: "in some cultures aiming is called a revolvertoss"

DC 1 *has a big smile on his face*
DC 2 "Why are you so smiley? It looks like you just fucking played the PlayStation 4"

an old man on the radio says "Light is... not an object, it is mysterious, you see- I would want to drink light..."
goes on forever about how he wants do do stuff with light, lucid

"I think all you need to be happy is a really nice bridge!"

"Spray deodorant in Christopher's twenty-four hour butt"

-Me in non-lucid after being attacked by a man who got away without revealing his face- -runs out side, sees chinese post boy- "GIMME THE FUCKING POST! IT'LL HAVE CLUES IN IT!"

"This is a ferbie, also George Bush is standing behind you."

A random black, midget dude who came up to me in a pet store.. We were discussing something...
But in the end he said "Well, at least my testes shrunk" O.o
Then he walked away...

My Mom: Do you ever dream about me?
Me: Yes.

I was lucid at the time, so I could have answered, "I'm actually dreaming about you right now!" but for some reason, I decided not to.

DC: " Did you know the idea of Mary Poppins came from a Marks and Spencer magazine?"
Me: "Um, no I did not know that..."

I was watching a video on Youtube, the scene from Phantom of the Opera (2004) where the Phantom sings "Why So Silent?" I saw this comment and had to post it here.

"No joke last night i had a dream about this scene. Right after he said why so silent he fell down the stairs. I then woke up laughing. O.o"

A few nights ago, I had a non-lucid with Walter and Skyler White from Breaking Bad.

I was watching from a third-person perspective. They were in the middle of a square parking lot that was fenced-off on all four sides, and lining the inside of the lot were a selection of brand-new cars. Smack dab in the middle of the lot, was a red challenger. Walter and Skyler were in it, looking around at the cars and trying to decide which one to buy.

So anyways, Walter said, "I like the mini."

Skyler replied by saying, "we should go to Burger King and get the Whopper."

"When you work at a research laboratory, It's easy to embarrass your colleagues and the scientific community at large when your experiments end up turning into antics."

I dreamt a man was in a doctors room shouting at everyone saying "You gave me aids!!"

Two peasants are standing alone on an empty planet, with shovels, knee deep in some substance.

Peasant: "I hate digging in tofu. 'Tis so oceanic."

The other night, I was in some public toilets and someone was brushing their teeth in the urinal next to me. They spat into my hair and I went: "Eugh!"
The spitter immediately said: "No you don't!"
Not surprisingly, I moved somewhere else.

After being uncomfortably close to a DC having to share a hang glider as we land in the city he randomly says "I don't get it! In ONE day you sometimes smell like Wonder Woman and sometimes you smell like chlamydia! What is up with that?!?

I answered along the lines of "WTF?"

A few moments later he bashfully says "I swear I didn't give you chlamydia (because we were so close on the hang glider)"

I face palmed and said "I didn't give you any STI's either, I swear, not even the kind you get off of toilet seats"

I became lucid a minute later.