Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

Originally Posted by mafanabe

Two peasants are standing alone on an empty planet, with shovels, knee deep in some substance.

Peasant: "I hate digging in tofu. 'Tis so oceanic."

This made my day.

Me: Where are your pants?
DC (female): In the TV. But wait, I'm eating spaghetti.
non-lucid

In a totally random dream im sitting on a wooden chair with many DC's also on chairs, they are pulling me about by rope attached to the legs of the chairs,
I say (non-lucid) "Wouldnt it be soooo soooo funny... if we were in different countries doing this??!" They laughed, but didnt find it funny, i could tell, neither did i >_>

Later on in the same dream a DC says "Pass the game", "The game?" i replied. 'Yes, the game..", "Err i dont know what your.." *DC points at a wooden podium with 4 grotesquely dead fish hanging of it (game) -_-' .. I say "Hey.. have you ever played Half-Life (PC game), they look like the little ugly aliens of it" DC replies "You mean.. Half-Dead?" with a cheeky grin.. >_>!!!

I was listening to the radio the other night in a lucid dream, and I heard a talk show host interviewing someone. At least I assume that's who was talking, although I was flying away from the radio at the time. He was saying "you said that you have nothing against Mormons. But why did you just happen to bring up demon possessions when we were talking about Mormonism?"

In another dream a bit ago, I had to talk to the "Emperor" of England. I just barged right in to his throne room (which was pretty weird in itself). Our conversation went something like this:

Emperor: I'm too important for someone to just walk in and talk to. You have to make an appointment with my receptionist or they will get annoyed.
Me: But I have to tell you something really important! I don't have time to schedule an appointment.
Emperor: Make up some excuse so they send you back without needing an appointment. I know, tell them that you were dead but came back to life.

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It seems to me that in lucids, you control yourself, but DC's still have some of their own will. Such dialogue is particularly interesting.

In the second dream, the dream logic is simply classic. Very nice!

Originally Posted by The Sandman

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It seems to me that in lucids, you control yourself, but DC's still have some of their own will...

They really do seem to have their own will sometimes! I mean, I realize it's all coming from my brain, but they sure do act funny sometimes and I don't know where it came from!

Originally Posted by BillyBob

This should be a sticky

This post has inspired me to talk to my DC's before I fuck them

I know it's totally necro, but I wish I could double-like this post

the good thing about this thread is you will never get the same post twice

the good thing about this thread is you will never get the same post twice

"Ignore the mermaid, kid, and get in my car you idiot!"
-Jaggers, the evil lawyer/warlock

"No, no, no, aren't you aware of how to control a spoon?"

When I asked a DC what he was doing under my bed, he said, "I'm just trying to make contact."

Haha, with what, the dust bunnies? Tell them I said Hi

Originally Posted by the sandman

the good thing about this thread is you will never get the same post twice

fuuuuuuu

^^ hehe I think something got deleted

conspiracy.

Recently meeting my uncle in a forest, we sat down on a bench. He placed a cigarette on top of the cigarette box, and explained how I had to flick of the cigarette with one finger onto the bench, before I was allowed to smoke it. After giving him a strange look, he leant in and whispered. -

"the trees are evil"

Doo doo doooo!

I heard that the logical part of the brain gets shut down when entering sleep.
My DC's also tell me random crap sometimes.

(I shoot a soldier DC in the head)
DC (while dying): Now they'll find out you are gay, too!
Me: I'm not gay, I'm DREAMING!

Last night a small fragment of a dream i remember:
I was in a sort of Dream Academy and i was walking through the halls when a narrator's voice says: "The most important question on dreaming does not concern one's sexuality"

I woke up right after that and it was the one of the only parts of the dream i could recall.

I am completing one of my goals and climbing up a giant beanstalk, but my arms are getting very tired and sore. I find a DC having lunch on one of the giant leaves and ask "what is an easier way to climb this beanstalk?"
Suddenly from another leaf, partway around the stalk another DC pokes his head around "There is no easier way to climb it!" he says like I am stupid
"no, come on, that's not true" Argues the first DC
"It's gravity nothing you can do about gravity" says the second.
"I bet she could" the first says gesturing at me "this is her dream you know" (even though I never said it was)
"Nooon-sense" cries the second DC as he goes back to his leaf.

it was actually really easy to turn gravity on it's side and to walk up the stalk

Originally Posted by RebelSeven

I am completing one of my goals and climbing up a giant beanstalk, but my arms are getting very tired and sore. I find a DC having lunch on one of the giant leaves and ask "what is an easier way to climb this beanstalk?"
Suddenly from another leaf, partway around the stalk another DC pokes his head around "There is no easier way to climb it!" he says like I am stupid
"no, come on, that's not true" Argues the first DC
"It's gravity nothing you can do about gravity" says the second.
"I bet she could" the first says gesturing at me "this is her dream you know" (even though I never said it was)
"Nooon-sense" cries the second DC as he goes back to his leaf.

it was actually really easy to turn gravity on it's side and to walk up the stalk

Haha cool, were you lucid? Sorry if the answer is obvious, I've had some rugs pulled under me.

^ _ ^ yes I was lucid

^^ hah that's bad ass

and you had a beanstalk LD, how cool is THAT

oh, I have a TON of goals, last time I walked down the yellow brick road, almost got trapped by the field of red poppies, saw the emerald city, and met Steve Irwin actually that conversation should be here too....

I knew I was about to wake up so I said "Quick, tell me something interesting!"
He says in his strong accent "They never needed to bury me when I died, I would have decomposed in just a few hours if they had just left me."
I asked him why and he said it had to do with the way the stingray poison interacted with his specific DNA.

I was just thinking about a dream I had as a young child.
There was a white background, and a single soft drink machine, a burglar was trying to steal it.
Suddenly, he turned to me and said "If you tell anyone, winnie the tiger will be getting to you."
I woke up crying, like wtf?

Winnie the Tiger oh noes!

That evil burglar was trying to mess with your Disney.