Thread: What is the most pointless thing you did while lucid?

Originally Posted by ageofthunder

The most pointless thing I've done yet was play along with the dream. you can read it in my DJ... I basically walk through a house looking for these things and then I end up going to some booth and talking to a guy. I barely even did anything.

That really depends on the dream, because I find it depends on what is happening in the dream... when something interesting is going on in the dream, I like to do things in the dream that normally wouldn't happen, where I can pick out the events and have fun with it.

Boring dreams, however, it depends on how I feel... sometimes I'd rather lul into the dream sleeping because I'll wake up feeling better the next day. Otherwise, I'll walk away from the current scenario, and create a new place, like a massive field with things I'll put in it... like a train, birds, etc... something beautiful. I think I only did that in 1 or 2 dreams where I went lucid because I found the dream boring.

I have to break down the dream first, by removing characters/people, and stopping the plot of the dream for me to know it's a dream and go lucid.

Girl go blowjob!

Theres alot of pointless things I have done in lucid dreams, but the one that sticks out the most is when I was wondering if I had boogers in my dream self nose sure enough I did...

Being lucid in my room and trying some technique. As it didnt work, i started my Pc to log into dreamviews to look it up. Then i lost my lucidity and woke up : <

I tried the MILD technique yeesterday (the night before today), and I had my first LD ever! I remember my mom waking me in my room. The strange thing was that my room was mirrored and my mom had a plastic bag on her head...
I did a reality check and noticed I wasn't dreaming so I jumped right through my closed window without breaking it only to find that my neighborhood had turned into some kind of Manhattan, loads and loads of skyscrapers everywhere. (but not my house) I was amazed by how vivid the dream was. It looked just like real life and I felt the wind in my hair when I jumped 200m up on the roof of a skyscraper. After that I just jumped down again and started juping at a normal height and that was kind of pointless. aafter that I had 2 false awakenings before waking up.

Sorry for a little bit off topic.

Probably for me its instances where I opt to use public transportation or drive cars really fast lol. One time I got in a monstertruck of some sort, floored it through a busy town center and crashed into a building at probably 80mph. I think I was just in it for the thrill, and seeing what what happen if I crashed (since it doesn't matter I'm dreaming ect). Its fun while it lasts, though.

Using the stairs instead of jumping out of the window because it seemed so real that I was scared of breaking my leg...

Sat in a room for about 2 hours just thinking nothing,,, how poinless yet extremely interesting

Now u understand why people do adrenalin sports, because they scare u,,i jumped off a skyscraper 5 or 6 times, i was absoluty terrified but on the last 2 jumps ,, man i was fucking playing god games ,, all-powerful

Explained to my mother why there were so few people at the beach, because my brain could not ''render'' that many people.

Looked at my hands to do a rc , when id already done one by thinking"hmm better look at my hands to do rc "***what a pointless thing to do****i think next time i wont do anything?????

Tried in vain, to tie my over-sized shoes. Again and again and...

The only time I ever do something pointless in my dreams is when I do nothing at all.

I spent a few lucid minutes looking for a change of clothes because I thought I had smelly armpits.
That dream is written here.

I stopped to grab my car keys before jumping off of my balcony, thinking I would need let myself back into the house

I spent several minutes throwing soda cans at a bad guy in a grocery store. Why didn't I just teleport to another place? I do admit it was kinda fun, though, knowing that I wouldn't get in trouble for exploding soda all over the place!

I spent way to many seconds trying to take off the neverending pair of glasses. I finally just said fuck it and left them on and dream went on just fine lol.

The car keys one was great

I spent almost an entire Lucid Dream trying to prove to 2 old ladies that I could fly. And whenever I tried showing them that I could, I wouldn't be able to fly and I would end up gliding a few feet then crashing on the ground. I kept trying to show them that I could lol

I was so amazed with the dreamscape taking pictures here and there until I realized that the camera was actually part of the dream, then I wanted to find the pics I took to see them just one more time but never found those beauties again

Last night I stole like five chairs from a chair factory.

I was hanging out with CanisLucidus and we were about to go on an adventure. I saw that my phone had 1% battery, so I asked Canis if we could charge my phone first so I'd have enough battery to record this dream journal entry when I woke up.

I guess the most pointless thing I have ever done in a lucid dream is going to bed the whole dream and just sleep. If I had had this dream or not, it makes no difference...

The most pointless thing I did whilst Lucid was I tried to convince a police officer that we were both dreaming, so to let me off the hook for squatting on my rooftop. sadly i lost lucidity at that point and he must have arrested me because i somehow ended up in his car.
derrr.

I half woke myself up so I could exit my dream body and fly outside, then I teleported to where my other half was, and teleported back, because I didn't want to leave a door unlocked and people to break in to my house while I was sleeping.

Another pointless thing I remembered, related to the sunglasses thing, was where I would try to change the appearance of my clothes. In a false awakening I had walked over to my mirror and was trying to mentally change my clothes into shorts or something, but instead the colors were just changing. Ended up giving up too