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    1. 06-06-2013 09:09 PM #26
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      Quote Originally Posted by melanieb View Post

      fish-scented breath spray

      spray-on pubic hair
      Seriously.....you have the most gross inventions in this thread.


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    2. 06-10-2013 11:41 PM #27
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      Alarm clock that wakes you up when you are lucid dreaming.
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    3. 06-10-2013 11:43 PM #28
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      Quote Originally Posted by TiredPhil View Post
      Alarm clock that wakes you up when you are lucid dreaming.
      That would not be useless, it would be criminal! If it existed, it better be organic because I would really want to kill it!
      You may say I'm a dreamer.
      But I'm not the only one       - John Lennon
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    4. 06-11-2013 12:07 AM #29
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      a pill that makes your penis smaller
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    5. 06-11-2013 12:22 AM #30
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      Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
      a pill that makes your penis smaller
      Liquid that makes your penis smaller - Alcohol
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    6. 06-11-2013 02:54 AM #31
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      A sex doll action figure.
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    7. 06-13-2013 10:40 PM #32
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      Basketball cleats.

      Quote Originally Posted by jackc45 View Post
      A sex doll action figure.
      I need this......well, is it life size?


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    8. 06-14-2013 12:05 AM #33
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      Quote Originally Posted by AURON View Post
      I need this......well, is it life size?
      NO!

      A laptop that has no screen.
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    9. 06-14-2013 12:20 AM #34
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      A new language that uses vowels only, has at most one letter words, and for which I am the only one who knows whether it means anything and am unwilling to provide translation.

      A o I. O u, a I e? E u!
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    10. 06-15-2013 07:16 AM #35
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      Automatic Pet Petter...So when you are not home, your pets won't have to go without being petted...
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    11. 06-17-2013 11:15 PM #36
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      A Useless Invention Rating System.


      You could do better.
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      Quote Originally Posted by JoannaB View Post
      A new language that uses vowels only, has at most one letter words, and for which I am the only one who knows whether it means anything and am unwilling to provide translation.

      A o I. O u, a I e? E u!
      That would be useful for writing secret notes to yourself, things you must remember but that other people shouldn't know about.
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    13. 06-18-2013 07:39 PM #38
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      A timer that counted the number of hours in a day.
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    14. 06-18-2013 07:49 PM #39
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      A device designed to malfunction at random intervals in unforeseen ways, and that would be its only documented feature. Buy at your own risk.
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      But I'm not the only one       - John Lennon
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    15. 06-18-2013 08:03 PM #40
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      Quote Originally Posted by JoannaB View Post
      A device designed to malfunction at random intervals in unforeseen ways, and that would be its only documented feature. Buy at your own risk.
      I would buy one, but only with a 12 month guarantee
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    16. 06-18-2013 08:06 PM #41
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      Quote Originally Posted by TiredPhil View Post
      I would buy one, but only with a 12 month guarantee
      It would be guaranteed to either malfunction or not within the 12 months.
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    17. 06-18-2013 08:49 PM #42
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      Quote Originally Posted by JoannaB View Post
      It would be guaranteed to either malfunction or not within the 12 months.
      Epsom Printers

      Designed to work for at least 12 months, then internal programming intentionaly mekes them go faulty.
      No point selling a printer that lasts, is there ?
      You would never get repeat customers.
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    18. 06-21-2013 12:20 AM #43
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      Crotchless panties. Nightmare mace. Invisible clothes.
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      Quote Originally Posted by JoannaB View Post
      A device designed to malfunction at random intervals in unforeseen ways, and that would be its only documented feature. Buy at your own risk.
      I thought that was McAfee Antivirus for a minute there but clearly you wrote "device"..


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      Fecal Matter Reverser

      (yep, it goes back into your anus)
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    21. 06-22-2013 04:43 PM #46
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      Dehydrated Water
      If the World didn't suck we'd all fall off.

      We are going through the eye of the needle; make sure you leave what you don't need behind. (Terence Mckenna 1946-2000)
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    22. 06-22-2013 05:00 PM #47
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    23. 06-23-2013 05:24 PM #48
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      explosive custard
      If the World didn't suck we'd all fall off.

      We are going through the eye of the needle; make sure you leave what you don't need behind. (Terence Mckenna 1946-2000)
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      Portable penis for women, so they could pee standing up in the Great-Outdoors just like men.
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      And so am I.
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    25. 06-23-2013 07:02 PM #50
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      Quote Originally Posted by Mercurial View Post
      Portable penis for women, so they could pee standing up in the Great-Outdoors just like men.
      Oh dear god that is just...I have no words...speechless.
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