FryingMan

last couple nights:

last night:
+ walking in street, AA man in a car heads right for me so I jump up and levitate and look down and watch and he drives under me and is trying to figure out a way to run me over

+ (f) radio equipment?


2-3 nights ago:

+ at McD's line with MR, black face/afro, baby to cut line
I'm in line at McD's, my friend MR is with me but can't be with me in line. There's a long line, and I'm wondering what I should order for him, some burgers? He's not going to make it in line with me. Then he appears and I'm startled by his appearance: he has painted his face completely black and has put on a short afro wig. He has disguised himself to cut in line with me. I am moving to our table and he joins me, carrying a fake infant. I think he has used his disguise plus this fake baby to cut the line, but I'm worried that the waitress will come to our table and see through his subterfuge.

+ [vivid, long] buds at table, talking morals with Hervé Villechaize, fly away, girls at next table seduce all my friends, they capture and sell the videos
I'm sitting down to a table with a bunch of friends of mine (2-sided table with benches like a picnic table). They're asking me about my fitness program, I say I'm doing (my program), and start describing it, but they're not listening any more. There are some girls at the table next to us, and they start coming over and talking to us. I'm walking around the area and notice my friends are all paired up with the girls on various couches.

Spoiler for sexy time:

One friend has his face between the legs of one of the girls (they're still both dressed). Another one is making out with a girl on a couch. I see another, also closed, but he's having sex with his girl, I see his (ahem).

On my side of the table at the far end of the bench (right side as standing facing the table) is sitting Hervé Villechaize. Then I'm in a high balcony alcove with Hervé Villechaize, there is a large open square area to the right, we're about on the 3rd floor so we're up pretty high. HV is putting down my beliefs & morals, saying there worthless. I'm trying to figure out a way to respond to him. I'm glancing to the right at the square open high area and thinking "I could just lean over [I'm sitting right on the edge] and fly over that area". HV keeps talking. I say "yeah, but can you do THIS!?" and lean over and launch myself into the air and fly over the open area, to the other side, and do a barrel roll and turn up and to the left and fly up a flight of stairs. I emerge into an area where there is a TV. It is playing videos of my friends having sex with the girls. Text on the screen reads the price of the videos, something like 116 euros. I think the whole girls thing was just a ploy to get candid sex videos and sell them. I then see some of the (wives?) of my friends and they are disapproving of this whole thing.
I'm walking in a corridor and see JS (SS coach), he says "FM buddy! Look at you, you're all buff!" and I think he's referring to my chest, but he then says "Hey man you've got abs!" But I know that's not right, and say "nah, not really"