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WTF

I was walking with people in some sort of town square at night. Me and some people were following a guy and we were joking about the DCs he was manifesting unconsciously. We were saying that he was tripping balls. A DC of Govenor Arnold appeared behind him and began laughing, and then some other celebrity DCs.

Suddenly a man flying on a broom with a baby in his arm flew over head. The man we were following said it was his baby and chased the man on the broom. For some reason I was running now down a street and I heard police cars all around me. There were these large road barricades that you could hid under and I went in one. I found another guy hiding there as well as the cops drove by. I was trying to move to another barricade when I noticed that my glasses were missing. I was trying to adjust my eyesight when I woke up.

Nightmare

Had a dream that I was a young boy who had a girlfriend that lived down the street. She went missing for a few days and the word was that some creature was lurking around that area.

The dream became vivid when I walked by her house and saw her sisters sitting on the front steps of the house. I had the sudden feeling that she was dead. I started crying in agony and then noticed my brother was with me. We turned into an alleyway behind her house and I felt the presence of the creature. in the middle of the road was a bloody bone fragment. I said to my brother that I was going home to sleep. He said I was just going to sleep in and be lazy all day. I got mad and then he started attacking me. I was trying to defend against his moves but he was too fast for me.

I was waking up in a semi lucid state and saw the words, "***** is dead." Couldn't see the name.

Snake

I was dreaming I was in a large pit with seawead over a bunch of water. I was awling on top ofthe strong seaweed and noticed a very large snake under the water! I was trying to get up the pit with the large boa snake chasing me.

Weird dream

I was in my inner world house with some weird entity... I set off some strange gas that was supposed to knock the entity out... I tried to lure it to the room where the weird gas was. It followed me and then took the form of my grandma. I saw she was tired so I turned the gas off.

Then she wanted me to walk on her back as a sort of back massage and she turned into golden light while I walked on her back...

Not really a woman

I was in some bathroom doing my bussiness when a woman pulled up to a stall next to me, pulled out a dick and went about her bussiness. It seemed normal to me and I was just talking to her as this happened.

Lucid

I was walking on a street and found that i could fly up. I became Lucid. I wanted to find Asuka and see if she was around. I walked towards a house but it didn't really look like mine. So I began walking towards the one next to it.

I became non lucid as I walked into the house and the dream had some plotline like I was looking at this hose to rent it. I was greeted by a woman (Asuka), who seemed to be showing me around the house. I have memories of being in the smaller house but didn't like it. So i just wandered around this house for a while with the woman showing me around. I think the rent was 1,200 I asked if that includded utilities and she said yes.

Air balloon

I was in an air balloon with someone and descending down to earth. A bunch of fiery red demonic skydivers went from above us to below and they saluted us on their way down.

when we landed All the skydivers were small pellets and I was picking them up in my hand, me and the guy I was with were looking at the damaged ones (dead sky divers.) It was a very strange dream.

Angry

I remember some guy coming in the front door and I was mad at him I was threatening to beat him up really badly... I can't remember what happened after.

concert?

I was at a concert with some strange woman. I was watching someone young play guitar, but he was doing a bad job. but later he started sounded good and he looked like a younger version of myself.

Demonic

I hit a semi lucid sleep paralysis state. It felt like a demonic presence was sitting on me but I forced myself fully awake after this happened.

work


I went to my job and saw one of my bosses there. I went behind the counter and said hello to Rosechelle. That's all I remember.

Very short fragment 1

something to do with a soul mate / twinflame. I remember looking at a picture of her. nd I saw that this person had changed their name legally.

short frag 2

I was in some house and leaving with a group of people but I couldn't find my shoes. I remember jumping down a very high part to find my other shoe. we left and I forgot what happened after.

Gross

I just remember going through someone's house where they threw up all over the place. and it stank. Me and someone else was trying to run out of the place before we threw up ourselves.

Sam 1

I had a vague dream where Sam was massaging my feet. I think she was trying reflexology or something.

Sam 2

I was looking at a video of Sam, She was on a horse and cart and was blindfolded. I heard Evangeline's voice in my head and said, "See I told you that she would be blindfolded." I said I remembered.

Tower

I was in a strange building where I was being tested or something. the objective was to climb the wall. There was a long ladder that led to a small ledge you could grope your way across. After that there was a small staircase that brought you to another small ledge, this repeated a few times until I was at the top.

Sam again

Had another dream that Sam came to live with me. She was resting on my bed and I was thinking "I can't believe she actually made it here." I went to join her on the bed to cuddle, but she moved out of they way. I was like WTF. I went to move close to her again and she moved again seemingly without any effort or rolling. It was strange. I was like "hey, I thought you needed this?" She laughed, and then got on top of me. I suddenly felt her energy and it was very loving and peaceful. A white light emanated from her face and as she leaned down to kiss me everything became a pure white light full of love.

long and vague dream

First I was outside a strange house having a shoot out with people who were on the roof. I put my gun down and threw my hands in the air. I pointed to where I had put down my gun and walked towards the house without any problems.

Next I was in the house and Same was there, She was dressed in a strange costume outfit that was blue, She was looking rather silly.

Next I went into a secret room and wound up in a mcdonalds type fridge with one of my co workers. I can't remember what happened.

Then I had some visitors and apparently I was living in that house. The visitors were complaining about how small the house was. It was mainly 3 bedrooms with no living room bathroom or kitchen. Then I remembered a strange woman who used to live there.

Another strange dream

was in a strange place. It was like a jungle town in an asian country. I was walking down a road towards a town and I heard a woman's voice talking about a psychic dreamer or something. I became interested in this and walked towards the town where it said this woman was. Eventually the woman I heard talking came from another trail. I was perplexed as to why I could hear her.

I found the town and walked into the coffee shop where this psychic dreamer worked. All I remember is her staring at me strangely.

Weird concert at a school.

I was at what was supposed to be a wuthering heights concert. I heard a bunch of loud metal music that was incredible. but I can't remember what it sounded like . There was this man handing out these drugs with extacy in them. I wasn't interested in that but he kept trying to hand me some. I wound up in a hallway looking for a washroom. I walked by a school staff person maybe the principal. I found a washroom door and walked in.

Inside it was all dirty and grimy and there were all these big jock guys there. I found a stall and went piss. This big guy took the stall beside me and was staring at me. He was waving his dick at me and staring like he was going to beat me and rape me or something. I started walking out and the other guys turned towards me. I ran for the door and left and they were chasing me. I saw the pincipal again and said "Ahh principal!" and then the guys went back and left me alone.

Driving

I was driving with scott in calgary trying to give my dad a call on the phone. The ring went on and on and I put the phone down, I picked it up later and my dad was on the other end. I told him I needed a ride.

I hate working at mcdonalds.

I dreamed that part of my house was a mcdonalds kitchen. and my grandpa was living there and watching TV. I was working for hours and hours trying to get everything sorted and cleaned before the morning lady came to open. A bunch of people sat around and didn't help me.

WTF

I was in my inner world house with Asuka, my dad and Sam. We were making breakfast. I put mcdonalds fries in a bowl and poured milk on it. then I noticed that the fries weren't cooked so I put the bowl in the microwave... YUCK.... the things we eat in dreams.

I was sitting with Sam and I asked her if she's seen any movies that I like. She said no. and I was like "wanna watch some?" and she said Sure. that's all I remember.

Lucid 1

I was in a strange apartment building with some guy. it was his place. the dream was fading and I asked the guy if I could stay here. he said it was okay. I became lucid and looked at my hand and counted fingers. I had 8 fingers. I was tripped out. I then remembered to look for asuka. But as if on cue for thinking that. The dream went completely black. I wandered around for a minute in the dark calling out Asuka's name.

Lucid 2

I arrived at my work. I looked at my hand and became lucid. My boss was telling me to do something. I said fuck that... It's a dream bitch. She said "why is that?" I said, "Because I have fourteen fingers on my left hand haha," and counted my fingers in front of her. She was shocked and I just left. I was walking in the parking lot when I woke up.

Obamas

I had a dream that I was in some house owned by the Obamas. I looked like Danzel Washington and was sitting in a living room with Michelle Obama, We were talking about her lending me a car or something, and my brother was there. Don't remember much else.

Jordan Maxwell says the party's over.

I was in a house with my brother and a large group of people. It was some open house that Jordan Maxwell was hosting, he was letting everyone read his research and what not. i remember seeing a few books in his library that were also a part of my family's book collection. Notably "The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross," by John M Allegro. There were some others.

I wanted to find jordan and ask him something but by then he ended the party. A large body guard type man ushered everyone out. Now I was in some school and trying to find the exit.I ran to one door and a few people from the party came from the other side of it. They were also looking for an exit but could find none.

Sam 1

Had a vague dream where me and Raven went to see Sam. I forget much of it but the general feeling was that Sam was going to be okay.

Sam 2

Another vague dream with sam. She was working with me at mcdonalds. weird.

Secret Message.

Had a dream that I left a house to go pee. but someone was with me, Chris? He brought me to a wall and said that in the wall was a package for me. I saw some sort of symbol and tried to move it around to open it, couldn't decipher the symbol, but it turned out I could just pull it from the wall. The guy was like "see, he knew you'd figure it out,". There was a small cavity where the symbol made of a rubber fabric was from. I reached in and pulled out a package. It had my name on it and the caption "Found this message when leaving to pee," I was like WTF!!! I began opening the package when I awoke.

seriously WTF

Had a dream that Sam was in a hospital on a bed with a skull and cross bones symbol looming above her head. She kept telling me to give up on her since she was going to be dead soon. Sam dies and we are whisked away to a strange place that was very peaceful. There was light all around us and I was with Sam still. Someone came out of the light that looked a lot like a 12 year old version of Sam. But it wasn't Sam, it was her Daughter, and Mine, that hadn't been born yet. She kept telling Sam that it wasn't her time to die yet, She just stay alive And try to make her way to be with me so that she could be born. Sam was crying and said that it was so hard, she had lost her will to live. The daughter begged her, "please Mum, you have to do this for me, and for him, but most importantly for yourself, this MUST happen,"

The Daughter pointed at me and asked why I wasn't helping her, I said there's not much I can really do in my situation, I don't have money or the means to help Sam since I'm all the way on the other side of the world. The situation seems really hopeless, but I'm trying everything I can to be supportive of Sam.

With that the daughter whisked us away in a vortex and the dream ended.

Kids

Had a dream I was outside at night time with Mine and Asuka's kids. I think I remember Asuka around. we were playing a game similar to hide and seek.

Movie WTF.

I was riding some weird sub way train that was high up in the sky with my dad. He was getting off at a station to catch a movie. I told him I was going to the other mall station to go to a larger movie theater there.

I went to the other station and wound up in a strange mall. I saw this strange booth and heard people talking about hypnotizing someone. They were plotting having a sleeper guy go into a trance and then bet on horse races and gamble for them to make money, after the man would win the money he would send it to the hypnotists and then have his memory wiped. They were going to use this guy often.

Crazy show.

I came across a strange booth in an out door market where these people were on a circular rotating board about to do a dance. They all had machete's on their belt and looked like they were in a trance. I got freaked out and thought these people were hypnotized and the beginning of the music would cue them into killing everyone with the machetes. I started running away from the booth and was heading down an escalator when their music started playing, which sounded like video game music.

Strange instrument.

I was with some guy that had made a strange musical instrument made from swinging vines over a large 40 foot area. You would swing or pull on one of the vines to sound a note. I tried a couple and started to make a melody when I accidentally pulled one of the vines off. The guy said it was okay, he still hadn't perfected the instrument yet.

House

I was in a house that resembled where my other grandma used to live. This handicapped Henry guy was there along with this other big bald guy from another dream from a few nights ago. I remember just going out of the house and smoking a few times.

Sam 1

Just a vague dream where Sam was pointing to some sort of map of an island of Libaia (Maybe a mispelling of Libya). I didn't quite understand what she was showing me.

Sam 2

Maybe this was a futuristic dream? I don't know. It started with Me and Sam getting married. Then we lived in a small house. We were watching a movie about a weird bald guy. Later on Sam was receiving clients for some psychic healing business and I was the book keeper of her business.

FA, and I get onto the computer wanting to tell Sam about the dream. I see on hotmail it says that she just texted someone. So I knew she was around and then I decided to email her.

FA, and I wind up in a hallway talking to my cousin about another dream I had where the marriage roles were reversed.

Sam

just a vague dream about Sam getting mad at me because some lady from work was being a little too friendly with me. hehe.

Fight

I was in some house. I remember some big guy twice my size wanted to fight me or something. So we broke out in a fight. Somehow I was punching him in his left eye over and over again. I was trying to hit the same spot over and over again so that he would just give up. In the end he was grinning, but also clearly in pain and suddenly he was friends with me.

Killers

I was at some sort of night club or party. I was walking down some wooden steps and on one of the landing were two people with guns and putting on masks. My impression was that they were going to kill a bunch of people that I knew.

I left the building and began walking towards the block where these guys were going to shoot up. I saw my friend James from red deer. I told him that he should hide because a bunch of people were going to be killed here. He went away behind some house and I noticed that a car with the killers inside were going down the street. It was night time BTW. I saw some people behind the houses and yelled at them, "They are coming!" The car went past me and I saw them pull into a drive way to turn around.

I made a run for it but I saw a large fence blocking the street off. They pulled out and started driving past me again, this time with their guns drawn. I looked and saw that the fence stretched as far as the eye could see. I made a run for it anyway and began climbing the fence as I woke up.

Not Psychic.

I was talking to Evangeline somewhere. I told her about a reading that I recently got from someone. She said that she didn't believe in psychic stuff at all. I said how could she say that since she herself had given me very accurate readings. In some cases she predicted that I would meet certain people and all that came true so how could she say that?

German Boat.

I was on a strange boat in the sea populated by a bunch of german men. There were these hi beams over the deck that I was climbing. They were made of steel and had notches on the side so they were easier to climb. I was hanging over the deck and walking across the beam with my hands and my body was swinging. I was looking for a place to jump down so that I didn't hurt myself if I fell. I was about 16 ft up and knew i would be hurt anyway, so I wanted to land on a clean surface. I walked with my hands like on monkey bars to the clearest place on the deck and finally let go to jump down.

Despite being so high up It didn't hurt at all when I landed. I didn't roll over or anything but I landed very cleanly. I thought it was strange that I wasn't hurt since I had jumped from so high up. I went below deck and went down a staircase and went through a door leading outside the ship, which was now docked. I began walking up a short ramp with a bunch of people and the dream faded.

Hiding man.

I was in an empty house with my dad at night time. There was a man apparently hiding in this house somewhere. He was a man who was so recluse that he never even lived in the open rooms but instead lived inside the upper walls in a dark crawlspace that went around the entire house. They were much like the size of those crawlspace tubes in star trek ships that go around the entire ship. But these were just made of wood and had virtually no light inside. I remember going into one of them and actually finding this strange man. He was kind of fat and balding. I don' really remember much of what happened hen I met him. but then the dream sort of sped up. I went away fro some reason and walked a bunch of streets and eventually came back.

When I came back it was more like real time. I was looking for the man again but never found him in the crawlspace. I searched the rooms of the house and found him watching TV in a sort of hidden living room. I told him that I just heard from a woman friend of his who was now on her deathbed. I told him that she desperately wanted to see him before she died. The man just sort of nodded at me, he didn't change his emotion. He definitely knew the person I spoke of, but he had no reaction at all, he just continued watching the TV totally unconcerned of what I just told him.