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I was shopping at the mall with my cousin then went to the train station to go home. We discovered there were no trains going to our town soon so we turned around, then we were on top of the Empire State building. I asked my cousin what to do and she said "jump". So we did! We landed in the ocean and sank all the way to the bottom. Then we kicked off the sea floor and swam to the surface, it was a long swim to the top! Once we were swimming above water, I realized I dropped my Mountain Dew that I had bought during our shopping trip on the ocean floor. I told my cousin to hang on, I had to get the Dew! Then I swam all the way back down to the sea floor to grab this 24 case of Mt. Dew cans. I got back to the surface and told her it was okay to swim home now.

Notes: This was just so amusing. I risked running out of oxygen for soda? LOL

Originally Posted by Hannah4445

Monday- May 24, 2o1o
I was standing on the roof of my house, it didn’t look like my house at all, it was older and there was a wire fence around it. We have a wood fence so that was really weird. On the roof was a small opening, must be how I got to the roof…interesting. Anyway, I was looking down thinking, I wonder what would happen if I jumped. I had a feeling that if I jumped there would be no harm done to me. I was about to jump when Autumn, Mary, and George all drove up. They all got out of the car talking casually... until of course they noticed that I was on the roof. “HANNAH! DON’T JUMP DEAR GOD WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING ARE YOU CRAZY!” Obviously by the way I have it in caps you can tell they were yelling at the top of their lungs at me. (What great friends I have! )
They all barged up to the roof in what seemed like an hour (why didn’t I jump in that time? Who knows?) Anyway Autumn grabbed my arm and started blabbering about how suicide isn’t the best thing for me to do. When she was finally finished I calmly stared at her. “Autumn if I am EVER suicidal, PLEASE save your breath and forget the speech. I could’ve jumped 10 times in the time it would take you to finish your speech. Your little speech their made me feel suicidal even when I wasn’t to start with.” She looked at me and glared. “You don’t have to be so rude about it, all you had to say was the speech didn’t work out” Ugh, I didn’t have time for all these people to talk to me.
I jumped, then I randomly realized we were in a zombie apocalypse (goodie, just when I thought my day couldn’t get ANY better) I reached for Mary’s hand, she was the closest one to the edge. She grabbed my hand and with George and Autumn’s help, I was safely lifted to the roof. Luckily they weren’t zombies yet so I volunteered we go downstairs (I have a downstairs?) and get ammo for my gun (I own a gun?). While we were down there we grabbed chocolate, gram crackers, and marshmallows for s’mores (yes, just what I would think about when we’re in a zombie apocalypse…s’mores) So we went back upstairs (still surprised that I had 2 floors ) and made the s’mores. They were pretty good. While we ate the s’mores the zombies came in and killed everyone and they tried to kill us but I told them we were busy eating s’mores. (Man, im good! )