Recent DJ Posts

Don't make Pig-head angry...

In an elevator, there's a man with a pig head. Loud and annoying teenagers enter, they throw their friend into the crowd. One makes fun of Pig-head. Big mistake... Filled with anger, he punches him against the wall, which makes his head explose. All his friends want to fight Pig-head, but he exploses all their heads with his powerfull punches. There's blood everywhere. Innocents are in shock. Pig-head moves the body of the first headless body, to be less shocking to the other people.

Must tip for the hikes

I'm a controversial Instagram influencer because I didn’t tip the food delivery guy. So I make a video to calculate the distance he had to cover and how much I should give them each time (they're on foot). So I should tip for : their walk to the building entrance + 2km of stairs (I'm at the top of the apartment).

Late to who-knows-where

I’m another guy, I get down from an elevator, a sign says cafeteria, but I have to go somewhere. I run, there's a class of children, then I find myself in the crowd, climbing up the escalator, there are lots of teenagers (they're probably heading to school/university).

Moldy wasabi

At my parents' house, in my room, a nephew asks me if I have an object that can cut hair and spread mustard on his dish at the same time. I offer him wasabi from my closet, but it's moldy (orange dots at the bottom). I say : "No chance. You'll die if you eat that."

Goofy australian interviews

A guy does street interviews in Australia, saying gibberish and being goofy with a strong Australian accent. He blocks the path of a man, annoyed, who shakes the goofy guy's hand so that he lets him pass while being polite.