Recent DJ Posts

Shuttle Launch

I was in Florida at Cape Kennedy. There was a shuttle launch. I told someone with me, maybe my kids, "Come on! A shuttle just launched!"

I see the shuttle going up, but it is just to the left of the brightest sun I've ever seen in my life. I lose the shuttle in the sun and never can see it again. I know I should be able to follow a trail of smoke or something to find it again, but I couldn't find it. I was pissed!

Battle and Breasts

There was a busty brunette in a red shirt. I had a small fork (Oden by Dansk design), and the chick had a pry bar. They are about 8 feet long and weigh 30 lbs or so.

The fight wasn't fair, so she gave me a hug. My face was right at her breasts. Then there was some anthem playing, and I realize it is her singing, so I have my face at her breast until the anthem is over.

Back to the battle. I know that if I beat her, I can give her another hug, and I want to hug her, so I'm prepared to battle. I think to myself how I can't perry with my fork. I'm actually going to have to use my hands to block her pry-bar.

My dream ended.