Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

"Should I be putting foundation in my baby's hair?"

I had a dream last night that I went out to dinner with my boyfriend to this place called "The Vault". We were made to believe it was a romantic/fancy, Upscale Italian restaurant. I honestly, didn't know it was a bloody trap. All I knew was that my boyfriend wanted to take me out to dinner and he had found this "special" place to go to. I remember, he said quote, "A girl gotta eat!"
In the dream, I was wearing a beautiful million dollar green dress with peacock print. I had matching Sexy green high heels that I got from the designer, Versace. My hair was done up in a super sexy hairstyle that you would see in 1930's- 40's Vintage Inspired hairstyle but, it had a little modern twist in it. I remember I was wearing my Tiffany diamond necklace with matching earrings and rings that I got from my boyfriend in real life. I was dress to kill, You know? *HUG*
I asked him, "How do I look?"
He answered with, "You look very sexy honey. I could unwrap you. You smell nice!" He hugged me and kissed me.
I rolled my eyes and smiled. "Thank you, honey!" The Perfume was from Victoria's Secret. We hugged each other.
I remember that I joked with him with, "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

My mum just told me that in her dream they were testing her for pregnancy. The way they did this was by taking blood or something from her body and then spreading it over an action figure of the Hulk which would turn green if she was pregnant. It did. She also saw some other people being tested where the Hulk turned yellow instead which meant they weren't pregnant. =P

I had a dream that I was an angel.. I remember that I was in a store where this little boy came up to me and tugged on my white dress. He asked me where Boogie Bear was. I'm not sure who or what Boogie Bear is? I remember that I had angel wings and maybe the kid thought that I would know if I had seen his pet that had died that was now in heaven? or where his Teddy bear was? I remember that his mother said, "No, honey! She is just a model with wings and she just is acting like an angel." Then I remember they walked away. I remember thinking, "As far as you know, lady!"
Anyways, I woke up singing, ♫"Just call me Angel of the morning"♫.

I was in a restaurant with my family. A waitress dressed as a witch came to pick up our empty plates and said: “I´ll be taking these. And I´ll take your soul too while I´m at it.”

I was at the mall and I ran into Emma Watson. I saw that she was wearing a ring with Fozzy on it so I asked her if she'd done a lot of puppetry, and she answered that she had. Then I said, "Have you ever done more than one at a time? ...I mean puppets. That was not a way of hitting on you."

It was super awkward in the dream!

DC friend to me, in upperclass accent: "Frank, your fat is just ulfkabbobing about. Here, wear this hat."
As I protested that I was skinny, she started to spray me with a hot pepper.

Makes no sense but I love the word "ulfkabbobing."

A girl tells me "He left you a present at the tree that you met!"
I go to the tree. His hand has been turned into porcelain and it is stuffed into the tree hiding place. I go back and she says "good job!" And she holds up the other hand that is porcelain and giving a thumbs up. She hands it to me.

I was just to enter my school when someone say to me:
Hide your shoes, they will steal it!

Originally Posted by Nikakwa

I was just to enter my school when someone say to me:
Hide your shoes, they will steal it!

reminds me of:

Having sex with an ex-GF and she tells me "…but…this means we're not NOT dating!"

I had a dream about a snake in our school, west wing. Long story short. The snake got me and I remember some lady said in her horse Austrian voice, "I'll just let my pet rattlesnake here squeeze the millions out of you!"

I retorted with, "I need to get to know someone better before they can be my MAIN SQUEEZE!" It felt like the snake was squeezing my insides out.

It wasn't really a DC who said it, but I saw a movie poster about me.

The picture was 4 guys looking up fearfully, and the title went something along the lines of, "The Terror of <My real name>"

Then under the picture said, "scary doesn't even begin to describe it."

I mean, I'm not THAT scary IRL! Heh.

Some delusional lady character in my dream last night said, as she pointed a gun at me, "If you want the keys, you will have to get through me first!!" She told me that I can't talk to her boyfriend who was not even my type anyways. I have a boyfriend. I recall saying, "You can't keep me here, Michelle!"
The DC said quote, "Maybe I'm not gonna keep you in here, maybe I'm gonna blow your brains out!

I have no memories of this dream other than this snippet of conversation that I jotted down on my notepad during the night.

Recognizing him, I inquired cheerfully: "Hey, Samuel L. Jackson, glad you could join us! I was just wondering... whose side are you on?"

"My side," he growled.

Glumly, I muttered to myself: "They always say that. I don't know why I even ask."

Originally Posted by Verre

I have no memories of this dream other than this snippet of conversation that I jotted down on my notepad during the night.

Recognizing him, I inquired cheerfully: "Hey, Samuel L. Jackson, glad you could join us! I was just wondering... whose side are you on?"

"My side," he growled.

Glumly, I muttered to myself: "They always say that. I don't know why I even ask."

Wish I could like this twice.. lmao

I had a dream that my sister gave me a hair cut.. Well, it was more of a hair chop and I was really furious at her for making me look like a boy. So, I recall telling her that I will give her a make over. I sat her down in a hair dresser chair and spun her around until she turned into an old man, complete with an old man smell. PHEW!!" She smelled like something was a nauseating combination of mold, mothballs and Bengay, that was mixed with like Old Spice or something.
Anyways, I remember giving her a mirror. She stared at her reflection in the mirror for a while and then cried, in an elderly raspy voice, "What did you do to my youthfully peaches and cream face? I'm a raisin!!" Dream Revenge is priceless!!

I'm watching a group of maybe 6 people in a room. They all have weapons and they're on some kind of mission. They're not proffessional soldiers by any means. Suddenly, the leader tells everyone to get down and they all drop to the floor. After a few seconds, the leader says it's all clear and everyone rises up. The leader looks back and check everyone over to make sure they didn't hurt themselves. Steve Carell is standing at the back of the group with his machine gun stuck in his nose. The tip of the barrell is jammed up there and the rest of the gun is just dangling. He has a look of shame on his face. There's a little scene skip like in a movie and I'm seeing a piece of paper. This is the report the leader has to file about the "incident". There is a list of everyone's names in capitol letters and next to them is their status. They all say something like "good", "okay" or "fine" except Steve's. His says, "Got too much Admin."

I remember even telling the Goddesses that this is a dream. One of them retorted with. "Of course you are dreaming Sweetie! Everything on Mount Olympus is like a dream!"

Random Grandma:"You know who you're dealing with, little boy?"

Me:"You're one to talk, Grandma!"

Random Grandma:"I've baked cookies bigger than you!"

Me:"Hey, that is clearly racist against cookies everywhere!" (man, my dialogue was all over the place last night...)

I know I posted here just a little while ago, but I forgot about this jewel.

I remember the third question was pertaining to finding Jack. (My dream guardian)

Me:"So I'm trying to find Jack? Do you know where he is?"

Random Female DC:"Jack?! He's really hot! We should get naked!"

Me:"Nah, let's save that one for when we're doing the Task of the Month."

So, does anyone else have it where the dream seems to distort their own dialogue, because that's what happened to me here. (That actually happened to me in my last post too.)

So, does anyone else have it where the dream seems to distort their own dialogue, because that's what happened to me here.

Riiight . . . .

But seriously, yes, and I'm not sure if it's necessarily from low lucidity. An interesting phenomenon.

I remember getting in a fight with some guy who had made himself at home at my house and he started to dictate on how I live my life. I remember that he told me that we are having a party. This is when I told him and his guest to "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!" Then I we had an epic sword fight (like fencing) on The Empire State Building. At one point he said something like "Touché!" I retorted with, ""Touché, Toupee!!" As I speared his rug off his head and dropped it off the building.. He went after it.

Bad guy in club tells me, "I'm going to kill you, then I'm going to kick you out of this club!"