MoSh's DJ: The Best Dream Journal in The Universe.

★★★

Asuka

I remember going into our room and finding that she was lying down on the bed. I remember talking to her about something but I can't remember what.

HH

Some hypnagogic stuff a bout seeing my hand and then a lit smoke.

X Men

I was watching something about X men. and then later i was walking around someplace and the X men appeared to me in cartoon form. I was amazed at seeing them!

Mayatara?

I had some long dream (can't remember every detail). I was with a woman at some weird school/marketplace. First we were with my brother and he had cuts on his arm. They looked like scars and puncture holes. I asked if they were self inflicted? He laughed it off but basically he said yes.

Later I'm walking around with the woman in the market and she says she was fired recently from the market. I say oh really? I've always liked the variety in that farmer's market. We walke around a bit more but I can't remember what happened after.

★★★

Job Screw up

I was in some apartment place with my brother and dad. There was a propane tank connected to a heater. The propane tank fell over and started shaking. I thought It was gonna blow up. My dad told me to close the handle, but I said "no way i'm going near that thing". I left the room and ran downstairs a few floors until i reached the basement. Then I ran to the other side of the building and was running upstairs to get away from the impending explosion.

Apartment WTF.

I was back at the apartment but the basement was filled with people. i was upstairs for a while talking to people, but in the basement people kept trying to jump me. I remember fighting a few people off. At some point I hid under a chair and a miniature version of a guy i knew from school started asking me why i was hiding. I said "The people upstairs are nice but down here people are violent"

Bonnie the psychic was voicing her interpretation for my dream while it was happening: Robert you are still having difficulties reaching your breakthrough(upstairs). You continually stay stuck at the basement because you are not surrounding yourself with the right people. The chair is your own personal place where you like to hide. Only go there to sleep and work on your future, stop using it to hide from the world. In order to reach the next level get out and surround yourself with more positive and like minded people.

Gary

I was with my old friend Gary from Chilliwack. It was night time in some park and we were climbing trees. At some point we found a weird pool.

Older souls of the sage

i was back at the park but there were more people. People were pairing off in order of how aged their souls were. It was only me and two other people who had the souls of a sage. I remember one weird woman who was tiny but had a large head. We all talked together about somethin but I forget what it was.

Flying

I was walking along a busy street when I flapped my arms and discovered that I could fly. The feeling was rather normal to me so I didn't question it. I flew around rooftops feeling pretty cool about it.

Inner worlds

At the same park I was walking on a sidewalk. Still night out. On the sidewalk various people had drawn glow in the dark chalk on the pavement. A drawing by each person was supposed to represent their inner dream world. Dreamers were allowed to view the drawings and use them as portals to the person's inner worlds. There were some pretty colorful and spectacular looking ones.

★★★

Obama lol

there was a metal concert hosted at the white house. There was a bunch of kids smoking weed. Obama was smoking a joint and then a cigarette. He looked around that the kids going crazy at the concert and then he was like "Oh shit... I forgot to set up my security team for this... I hope my presidential secrets aren't trashed and found out".

a dangerous glass of water

I was walking in a hallway of some apartment place. I ran into Bonnie lying in the hallway with an empty glass of water. She told me to put it back in the one apartment she was in... and she told me to be discreet about it because if they found out she snuck a glass of water, that they would kill her literally. Unwillingly i take the glass. I go to the aparment and put it in the door. Outside is a womanw ith red hair smiling at me. i feel like it's asuka merged with someone else i know. I am trying to be sneaky so I walk away.

I wind up in my apartment and i start practicing Kung fu. In my mind it's because i was quickly in and out of the apartment, quick like kung fu. So i just continue the form iuntil the dream fades out.

Dream labyrinth.

I discovera a labyrinth of tunnels and hallways that exists in another dimension. I discover i can quickly get aroudn the dream map. Ever hallway leads to a different house. I can leave my house walking down this hallway and shortly wind up at a friends house. I come across a woman I know from waking life, she has a cast on one leg but seems to walk normally. I follow her to her place and she is always smiling.

Gone

I walk into a room to look at pictures of married couples. I can see a list of peoples names with pictures of couples. I recognise Erik from the metal band and his wife. I go to my spot on the list but there is no picture. I remember there was a drawn picture of me and Asuka there before, but now it's removed, because now the list only must contain real pictures from couples in waking life. I am a bit sad that i don't have a picture to submit to the list because Asuka is not with me in waking life.

Steve in the labyrinth

i am walking through the labyrinth between dream houses again. I run into steve who i haven't seen for a couple years. He takes me to a few different houses of his. At one of the houses i ask him if he wants to go to a club or something. I say I don't really care to go to try to pick up girls or anything. i just wanna drink and talk with him there. He laughs and says that making friends at clubs is easy, and that many people make it seem harder than it actually is. The hardest part is just opening up and talking to people.

★★★

Flying

I became lucid somewhere outside with a bunch of people. H was there merged with Asuka (seriously what is up with that?). I flapped my arms and flew up and hit my head on a ceiling. H looked up and said "hey how do you do that" I said it's a dream or something and she floated up with me. We flew up somewhere and i grabbed her and kissed her. Asuka was now now wearing a sailor girl outfit. I remember feeling the fabric on her back while we kissed. it felt pretty real. I can't remember what happened after.

Finding LSD

I was with my brother somewhere and he pointed to a jacket or something. I unraveled it and found another cloth underneath it. I unwrapped the cloth and found two bags. One bag was a full sheet of blotter LSD, in the other bag were smaller amounts but the pieces were cut out in the shape of animals. I tore off a piece of the blotter sheet and ate it.

I took the other bag with the smaller stuff with me and put it my pocket and took off. I walked down a hallway for some time and noticed people were following me. I thought they had suspected me of carrying drugs so i found a bathroom and went there. I went into a stall and pulled the baggy out and looked at the shapes of acid paper. I looked and saw there was a window in the stall and the people were walking into the bathroom. I was worried if they had seen me so i flushed the bag down the toilet.

Pumpkin house

I was driving with my dad at night time. We were heading to a place i seemed to know how to get too. We went down some sort of rocky road near a mountain. I told my dad when we passed the driveway, but he insisted his way was the right one. Up ahead we hit a road block and had to turn back. We founf the driveway and turned in. The driveway all the way to the house was lit with jacko lanterns on each side. We went in.

I became lucid going up some stairs. I wanted to make sure my perception was correct so when i got to the top of the stairs I looked back and took a mental note of what they looked like. I turned my head away and looked back to see if it would change. It was still the same, that meant i reached a solid dream place, probably someones house. I was going to incorporate more senses into the dream when I woke up.

there were other dreams but i forgot them by now.

★★★

Romano again.

I'm being forced to walk through endless winding hallways again with Romano. It's like navigating a maze.

Climbing

I'm in some strange tower and climbing it from the inside. At first i am walking up a staircase. a door leads to another staircase but it's blocked off. So I have to climb the walls.

A while later I'm in my house playing hide and seek with someone. i enter a lower cupboard. I don't seem to think I'll fit in it. but sure enough I do fit. I close the door all that way but it won't stay closed. I am fidgeting with the door when someone walks by.

Slides

I'm walking with the waking life version of asuka. I see some theme park in canada with gigantic slides... They look fun. I say to her "I'm sorry canada doesn't have as good as themeparks as you guys do in japan. but we could still have fun here."

A bomb

I'm in a living room with a GIANT television screen. I hear someone giggle and say "Let's see if he remembers this." They sit me down, dim the lights and play a movie. On the screen which surrounds me almost, i see a town and then a huge flash. When the flash ends i am seeing a city being destroyed by a nuclear bomb. But not like far away and looking through smoke. I can actually see all the destruction as it happens. The scene shifts to another city where another bomb goes off. It's much brighter and it seems to almost reach out of the screen, I get frightened and back up a few inches on the couch and just watch some more.

★★★

Lucid and FA

I can't remember exactly when or how i became lucid. I was in a strange building with a few people. There was one guy that looked like Arthur from the Inception movie. For some reason i was trying to open a portal using him... i must have expected a portal to come out of his chest.

At one point i had to go pee and i found a place. I heard some girls coming. so i went up them and told them to go the other way so that I could finish. I hopped back up and found the arthur guy again. I pointed at him with my pinky trying to open a portal, didn't work. I said "I don't know why i always try to open portals with my pinkies". Arthur then sounded like he didn't ant to be a portal subject, so i knocked him out somehow. While he was laying there I jumped and let myself fall on him while i closed my eyes.

FA, I went out of the house, Arthur was there again. Some guy was trying to enter my house with cocaine. I did jiu jitsu or something because i had the guy on the ground in some weird choke hold. I knocked him out and threw his cocaine somewhere, some guy said i shouldn't put it there, so i found another place for it. I turned around and three black yappy dogs ran across the street. One jumped up and started biting my arm. I was fighting him off when a second yappie dog jumped and bit my arm too.
While I was struggling with them, there was a fourth Yappie dog, but he was bigger and seemed like a person. He had dark human eyes and had an aura. He was just watching me fight off the little dogs. I think he was romano, who likes to be dogs in dreams. anyway i threw the one dog off, I saw a white yappy dog biting Arthur's crotch and threw the other yappy dog at him which bit his arm now and was hanging by his teeth. the Romano dog began walking towards me.

Missing time

Asuka wtf

I was in some building and my friends girlfriend kept hitting on me. I also recognised asuka in her. I was uncomfortable with her hitting me, because it was my friend's gf.

★★★

Walking maze

I'm with Romano, The Sorcerer I met from my camping trip. He's making walk through this one building that is a maze, telling me to go down this hallway and that hallway etc. This goes on the entire dream. I ask him what is the point of all this? He says he is just seeing whether or not I will follow his instructions. He laughs.

Drunken kung fu

I'm in the hall where the bands were playing at the festival. For some reason I am dancing doing drunken kung fu... that I just seem to happen to know in the dream. Romano is watching, He morphs into a dog that has over exaggerated swirls for eyes. He runs through the mosh pit knocking people over, and then he flies up with bat wings and mounts himself self on the ceiling, Finally becoming a disco ball. I shake my head at his silliness.

Asuka needs healing

I am in the kitchen making a meal. Asuka keeps pestering me and calling me names, saying i can't cook. I flip her the bird.
Starcrat II

I'm at a video game store looking at a starcraft II game and pondering buying it.

Lucid

I became lucid randomly while I was beating up my brother. He was laughing in a strange way. I left and went to touch things to hold onto the dream. my memory fades there.

★★★

Walking somewhere.

I was with my friend Rusty from Didsbury. We were going to walk somewhere in the middle of the night. The place was a road with thick woods on the side. I remembered we were going to walk without flashlights.

Aliens

I was in my house with some people. A woman pointed at a window and said saturn was close to earth. I looked and saw a big planet in the sky, but it wasn't Saturn... at least it had no rings. Then "saturn" Turned into a UFO and started beaming people up with a white light. It would pick people up and then drop them a distance. Everywhere people were running and the UFO was having fun picking people up and dropping them or throwing them with the beam certain distance. I saw the beam try to shine in the house and then everyone hid somewhere. My memory fades.

Hidden town

This was a long dream. Me and my brother find a town in between Olds and didsbury, in reality there is no town in between this 15 km stretch. Anyway my brother is Driving and we wind up in this town. I have memeories of dropping his girlfriend there weeks ago in the dream. My brother is confused and doesn't know how to leave. I tell him the route I remembered we went down before in some alleyway.

At some point we are out of the car scoping the town out. It seems there's lots of stores and even a movie theater. It Transitions to nightime and I am walking by myself. I see Asuka and someone tries to attack her, So I put her into a protective bubble while I fight off the guy. Afterwards her bubble starts blowing away and I try to catch it. Somehow i get her out of the bubble but I don't remember how exactly.

I meet up with my family at a restaurant, I recognize one of the waitresses. I am drinking a coffee and realize there's no sugar in it. I pull a sugar packet out and rip it open... But the sugar looks like rice krispies or something and they soak up the remaining coffee, somehow i manage to drink it without caring. Asuka is beside me and laughing at how silly it all is.

★★★

Why so Angry?

I Gradually became lucid somewhere. It started off I was flying around and I was trying to land. There were people below i was talking to. One guy saw me try to land a few times and not quite making it. He said flying looked dangerous. I was flying over some barren landscape. I somehow managed to land in some torn up building.

Becoming even more lucid i began to touch everything to sustain the dream. After a while of this I decided to look for Asuka. I kept thinking "Asuka" in my head and trying to open a portal. I walked through the doorway of the torn up building. I found myself on a street. I came to a four way stop and saw Asuka walking towards me. I think I said "hi" and then she turned towards a tall brown house. I didn't recognize the house and asked if it was ours. She said yes.

I went in the house and went downstairs Asuka was with me. I asked her if she is aware of my waking thoughts? She said no. I pondered how that's possible because so many times I've only thought of things me and her can do and then the next night i dream that very thing. Her answer kind of disturbed me. She didn't seem to be paying much attention to me. I then asked her if she dreams at all when she sleeps. She didn't answer.

For some reason her non response angered me. I said "OK it was a stupid question to ask." A wave of anger hit me again and I grabbed a door and ripped it off it's hinges and then I slammed it against an outside corner. Asuka ran up to me with her eyes wide. I was surprised by my own reaction and immediately began to apologies when I woke up.


FA, And i have a long and hard thinking session about the dream. Why wasn't Asuka answering me? Why was she ignoring me? how come she didn't seem to care that I was lucid? I concluded that it's a possibility that it may not have been her.

Lucid again

I remember becoming lucid in front of some weird foggy guy but that's all I remember.

Starcraft
I remember being on facebook asking a kid if he wanted to play starcraft. Suddenly he was much older and said that he lived in calgary.

Hands

I remember a non lucid where I was following asuka. She had blond hair. I remember walking up beside her and grabbing hands. We held hands while we continued walking wherever,

Who?

I remember being at a table watching Haley and her one friend.

★★★

Baphomet

My and Waking Nomad are our Shadows selves. We are riding Wolf motorbikes. We are dressed like Bikers and whipping chains around. We are Attacking a large red Devil guy and he has the name Baphomet above his head.

Music

I am listening to a piece of music and I get pulled into the music. now i am in the dream of the song Cruising along in a truck that's driving down a river. I make the truck transport all over the place... The whole dream was pretty abstract and hard to describe. A voice in my head says that this is what the architecture of music looks like.

Dog WTF

I am outside in some place running away from giant dog like thing like you see from the Avatar movie. I find a mound of dirt hidden behind a log. i hide there and one of the dogs crashes into me and then keeps running.

I get Transported to my house. Asuka And data are there. Asuka is merged with H again WTF? On the table are pictures of Cacophony. There's a before and after picture of her. the after one she looks normal without any wacky hairdos. In the picture she smiles at me and we have a conversation like i am talking on a webcam with her.

Wrong room

I am with my brother and Asuka in some weird building. We enter a room where a certain meeting is to take place. something like AA. At one point I ask where the washroom is and I realise is aw my brother already go into one. I leave the room after a while and enter a big hall that's a high rickety bridge that I try to cross.

★★★


Super WTF Dream

Starts off... 3rd person view on a bus full of assassin women. Someone is there covertly and does something with a TV screen... there's a silhouette of woman's cleavage of the screen. It draws the attention of the women on the bus. The person behind the screen then kills all the women on the bus.

now me and my brother are on the bus and are trying to drive it. We crash it near a mall. The bus shrinks and we are pushing it home. We go into the mall and go down an escalator. The bus is no longer with me. I walk by an area where someone is playing a piano. I recognize the tune and in the dream i know how to play a better version of the song than the one the person is playing.

I crawl through a tiny route back to my home. When i get there someone says i forgot the bus. I crawl back through the tiny space. It's a winding tunnel i can barely fit through. There are electrical wires sticking out and it's painful to get past them.

I Get back to the mall. The piano is now gone and the escalator is now an elevator. I get on the elevator to go up, but the button panel is a screen with guitar hero on it. I mess with the buttons trying to access the elevator controls but the guitar hero screen won't go away. Then my landlord and brother get on the elevator and complain why it won't go up. I keep playing with the guitar hero screen trying to get the elevator to go up but it won't do anything. I curse at it loudly.

Water

I'm with a couple by a pool of water. They keep telling me to dunk my head in the water. I do this and so do they.

Week long trip

Me, My brother, and someone else are in chilliwack. We are supposed to attend a funeral or something. but I don't remember going. I am forced to walk across BC to alberta.

somehow I pick up a tiny mini cycle with a motor. I spend a while driving through the mountains. I come across a town to get gas but i meet people there and I'm invited to stay with them for a night. While at their house I count the money in my wallet and it seems i have enough to get gas.

In the middle of the night I'm awakened by two people rioting outside. One person says that they are going to burn the house down. Then he says something about the people inside not having guides. I run through the rooms in the house trying to find another exit out. I fine a room with windows i can open. I don't gp through and go to the front door to negotiate with the rioters. I tell them that i do have guides and that they will protect me. One of the men says that i am free to go.

I go into the garage and get my bike. I wheel it out to the front lawn when one of the rioters approaches me. He looks engraged and I can clearly see his face. He approaches me with intent to kill. But the man behind him tells the man I am free to go so stop trying to kill me. It occurs to me that the angry man is a dreamer and the man behind him is his dreamguide. His guide tries to stop him but the man won't listen. I pull out a kitchen knife and put it against the man's neck with the dull end. But i see it clearly cuts him... WTF. I tell him he should stop. i'm the one with the blade and he should let me go without a fight... i mean no harm to any of them. The guide agrees but the man then summons an exacto knife. My memory fades here.

★★★

Walking the Warrior's way.

The first of this dream is foggy. I think Don Juan was talking to me about using the right way of walking while in dreaming. something about using my feeling to accomplish this. Walking in this manner during dreams is a sure way to improve lucidity, he said.

Physical memory starts when I'm walking along some road that dives downward. on the other side of the street there is an indent in the rock that you can walk up. I walk up and down it in a cirlce. A woman is behind me. and for some reason I am explaining the Nagual to her. after a time the walk becomes more difficult to perform. My feet get heavier and I hear a clunking sound everytime I hit the rock with my feet.

WILDING in a dream

I had a fa right into sleep paralysis. I knew i was about to enter a dream. I never attempted tojolt myself from the parlysis just focused on entering the next dream. I started hearing a voice say "The next time you are dreaming you will realise that you are dreaming. Are you dreaming? is this a dream?" I tried to focus on the words but it got drowned out by music.

I was in the middle of a nonlucid. I was in some theater and a big screen was displaying an Iron Maiden concert. after a while someone shut off the screen in theiddle of a song and decided to play a movie instead. Everyone got mad and started rioting. I left the seating area and decided that If I coln't watch the concert, I would rob this place of their food. I went behind a concession counter and started ripping open bags of chips and cookies. I began eating like crazy before the dream ended.

Is this a dream?

I'm in the backseat of a car driving towards my house in olds. Ilook tomy right and see asuka is in the backseat with me. I breifly think "Is this a dream?" The dream feels to real so I forget the question.I may have performed an RC but I don't remember wether it worked or not.

Hug

I'm in some area outside on a strange planet. B'Elanna from star trek voyager is standing on a huge rock over a cliff or precipice. People are giving her hugs and wishing her well on her jump into infinity. I recall giving her two hugs.

cacophony

I'm in some crowded mall area. I walk around. I walk past a woman I think is Cacophony, but she looks different. She sort of looks at me as I walk past. A moment later she approaches me and we have small talk "hi how are you?, how are things? Everything's fine thanks" etc. There is a noticeable tension between us and she seem nervous. later on she walks by again and we have pretty much the same conversation. I feel like she wants to tell me something but is too embarrassed to bring it up.

Back at the mall

i'm back at the same place and run into another familiar woman. I become lucid and flya bit around her bu I forget what happens afterward. When I woke up I realized she was Asuka.

Lucid outside

I was someplace at nightime in a backyard. There was a stone walk way with a stone arch over some steps leading to other pavement. I was lucid right away. I called to Asuka and decided to wait. I didn't want to sit still in fear of losing the dream. I strated touching the ground trying to incorporate my sense of touch in the dream. When i looked at my hand on the ground I started counting instinctively. I stopped since usually doing that destabalises the dream. I wanted to indorporate taste next but I forget what happened after.

Another concert

I was outside at a familiar dream stage. I saw a band doing a sound check. I was staring at the guitar that belonged to one of the band members. There were extra frets on the guitar, which went well into where the pickups usually are. I then noticed that the pickups were placed to be part of the frets. It looked kind of cool. After the sound check I went to the guitarist and talked to him about his unusual guitar. He was young around my age and we quickly became friends.

Pablo

I was reading my Dream journal and saw that pablo commented on an entry. He said he saw me in a dream as an albino serpent, or a white snake. I googled his phrase and found a cartoon about white snakes. It was poorly done, but it portrayed the snakes living underground and possibly in the ocean.

★★★

WTF Truck

I'm in a truck like my dad's in the passenger seat It's driving by itself. I see it heading towards a rock face where a bunch of bombs are exploding? I kick my left leg and hit the break. I get into the driver's seat and suddenly my dad's there. He starts ranting about how I shouldn't be driving and I almost totaled the car. I said I saved the truck from totaling itself and that he should thank me, besides isn't he happy I am learning to drive for once. He said it doesn't't matter and that I'm a worthless piece of shit. He then indicates that he wants me on the street because he can't stand dealing with me at home.

H wtf

H and Asuka are merged. She's holding a tray with jello cups? they are red. And there is discussion about how this is going to make her famous.

Restaurant

I'm at a restaurant with Asuka. She orders me a large serving of Escargot? anyway it's extra cheesy so I start stuffing myself.

Lucid

While walking down a hallway I become lucid. I turn an head downstairs and See an area reminiscent of one of the places i lived in in Didsbury. I see Jen (my brothers gf" Sitting on the floor. I ask her if she has seen Asuka? (sometimes characters know if asuka has been around). She laughed and asked who that was. She asked if she was my dream girlfriend or something. I said yes, and that this is a dream. I also hear some music playing. I try to bring the focus on the music more but it fades.

I search two downstairs rooms. In the first one. Some men have a ladder and are fixing something electrical on the ceiling, but it's not the light. I ask what they are doing? They say something technical but it makes no sense. I leave and check the other room but it's empty. I briefly look in the other room as I pass. Now there are no men or ladder. Jen is no longer in the living room area as well. I call out to Asuka As I walk up the steps. I say aloud that I am lucid and if there's anything she wants to tell me, now is the time to say it. I walk upstairs thinking the dream feels almost as real as waking life. As if on cue, I wake up for real... DAMN


Old Dreams?

I'm walking down a street in chilliwack. I have memories of going into a building in an older dream and going into a flea market of some kind. anyway As I walk down the street I can hear myself playing a vivaldi violin concerto on guitar. I don't like the sound of it. But when it ends and older lady DC walks up to me and says "That was brilliant!"

★★★

Pre cog dream

I'm at an airport in japan with the waking life version of Asuka. We are walking down some steps and she hands me a white pen to fill in my baggage tags with She's also wearing a white toque. It feels as real as waking life. When i wake up i slightly jump from shock

Lucid


I'm walking down some street in chilliwack towards a house. I forget what happens when I get there, but at some point I'm outside one of the windows trying to find a way down. There's a ladder leading down but it's hard to reach. I am also holding onto a part of the shingle. I go back in through the window.

I become lucid. I look around a bit trying to orient myself. I think I tried a time dilation technique but it was one i never even heard of before... anyway it didn't work. I walked down a hallway and called for Asuka. My voice came out really loud and annoyed as if I was mad or something. Right away I said. "Shit, I didn't mean to yell. Asuka Asuka" at normal tone.

I found myself in a bathroom, I left, closed the door and imagined that through the door I would find wherever she was. i opened it and there was a different bathroom but no one was in there. I ran across a mirror and decided to look at myself. I was too blurry and right away the dream faded.


weird School

Vague dream about walking in some sort of school. Some annoying girl kept going on the PA every time I walked past the office and said to the whole school that I was a creep. anyway I just kept walking and came across a cafeteria. suddenly that girl was there again. I walked past her and said for her not to follow me. I wasn't doing anything wrong.
I spotted a friend from school years ago and went to talk to him I forget what happened after.

★★★

Fragment

a fragment of being somewhere with some guy?

A

I remember walking in a town with Raven Knight. The town looked like didsbury. We were following A and she looked all gothic, had the makeup and everything. At one point she looked right at me, but it was as if she saw right through me as if I wasn't there. Me and Raven sort followed her for a while.

Train

I remember running onto a train beacue someone was chasing me. outside the window I saw Asuka fly by as a ghoul. I went up a car and spotted A.

"you!" I said. "what have you done with Asuka?"

"Nevermind... what are you doing spying on my dreams?" she asked.

"I wasn't spying I am viewing my old dream records to construct a timeline of events."

"well every time you do that I have to re dream the damn thing. I thought you wanted me to stay out. And here you are invading my dreams."

"Like I said, I was viewing a record. And you're one to talk you and P gave me trouble for quite a while."

"umm that wasn't me.Those were shadow beings."

I rolled my eyes. "Shadow beings wrap around you like a blanket and suck your energy. They don't shoot projectiles at you. and you forget that I know Energy signatures. And how come after we healed you then you stopped showing up it's undeniable.But I won't fault youfor being under the influence of dark energy. Now tell me what you did with asuka." I was getting angry.

"fine... I didn't do anything to her. I'm only projecting an image.Just stay out attacker."

"I'm not attacking anyone. if anything people have done nothing but attack me. Everything i did was in self defense.Honestly you people think you are better than everyone just because you can walk into people's dreams and harrass them. Why don't youuse dreamingfor something better."

"ok, fine just leave me alone." she stammered. She dissapeared fast.

Car WTF

I remember driving down some country road. We suddenly hit a very steep part of the road that led down... and I mean vertical drop!. We went down one and then another, and yet another. On the last part down the road turned into dirt. There were yellow digging machines buried in the dirt. I crawled out of the car and slip down the dirt a bit.
Now I was in a downward cave. I spotted a shelf with pots on it. I used the shelf to climb down. At the bottom I found myself in a warehouse. Some man came outof the door to an office. He asked me where I came from.

I said I'm from above, and did he nocie weird machines stuck in dirt and roads up there. He gave me a strange look and said no.

more WTF

I am at a table with some kids playing cards. I am trying to order the deck but i just can't get them all to face the same way. The kids are saying it doesn't matter what way the ards are facing. tuvok holds a card witha display of the deck on them he says to the childrean that logic dictates that the cards are supposed to be ordered a certain way.
I have Shawna on my lap during this, she askes me when are we going to... I ask what it is but she says never mind.

Asuka's head pops out of the table. there is a circular cut in the table for her head to fit through. She is laughing, dso I look under the table and see that a small animal like a dog is pawing at her crotch.