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Dream 1
I was in a car with a girl who was just on a date with someone who looked different than she expected. We're taking her home but suddenly she's the driver. She speeds and other drivers try to crash into her but she literally drops bombs and blows them up. Eventually she's pulled over by the cops. She's wearing pink and has a dog. The cops take her dog since she's going to prison but she's cooperative.

After that I'm immediately on the street near a roundabout going to the gym holding two pillows? But then I go to the club instead. My boyfriend had just dumped me so I was all dressed up. When I get there, he's there and I can barely walk but my friend drags me along. I'm high school age at this point. We dance to My Love by Route 94. My ex comes in and I ask them to put the original song on, not the dumb sped up version. I turn off the light. My ex looks remorseful and my friend and I turn on mean girl mode and laugh at his shoes.

Dream 2
My mum and grandma's gift to me is my phone updated to the new OS and I get super mad bc I hate the new iphone OS and it's awful photos app. I'm so angry that I crash out and throw it against the wall and break it in two. My grandma's apartment is switched a bit so I can't go out to the balcony. In other dreams I usually jump from it to escape.

I then get really sad for overreacting and I feel sad for my phone which has stuck by me for years. I find my cousin's white blackberry phone and she's left a voice note about how she can't turn it off (electronics just can't turn off in my dreams). A video editing app is open and it has a pink and mint theme, there's an edit there from 2004 when I was 7 years old and I tell a lady next to me that my friend at that time were 1 (exaggerated, they were 11). I sigh at how they're probably 37 now.

My phone is then magically fixed but is white. I cry and hug it and apologize to it. I shouldn't have overreacted about a gift, I hurt my family and my phone over literally nothing. They calm me down and I ask how tf it manifested itself back to fixed. The lady next to me leads me to a conspiracy podcast, she's the host. We go on a roadtrip but she pees herself and I send her to a river to wash up.

Seriously wtf was this dream. My poor phone. My dreams love to turn me into a monster.

Dream 3
I'm taken by some group similar to the Kingsmen. On the first day the bus drives off a ledge and into the ocean and they pull my parachute at the last moment. I lose my shoes and some jewelry. I keep losing stuff and also they took some when I arrived.

I'm cleaning up in the bathroom after that swim and some creep comes up to me but a blonde girl saves me by mocking him. I thank her and we become friends.

We then go on a shopping trip and there's an older guy (he's an actor irl I know who he is but I can't find his name). He's wearing a black and yellow leather jacket. I want to ask him where it's from. I ask him if they store our lost stuff anywhere. He says no, I just jumped in 15 feet of water, that stuff is gone, ofc I lost my shoes and my rings. I start crying when I see I've lost my rings on my left hand. They feel sad for me and start looking for them. We find two big silver rings but they're too big and heavy so I give them to the older guy and say they must be his. I sus out he probably dropped them so I could have them and feel better.

Then we go back to base and my grandma is there with a red bday card I lost. I hug her and cry. It turns out she find a lot of my lost things. The card has a piece of paper in it that compares my features from that reality to another reality.

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A lot of crying and drama going on. Seriously, dreams, stop making me so awful and such a crybaby.

Fragment:
I'm in Hyrule Field from Ocarina of Time. I've got some clothes hanging on a line to dry.

Fragment:
I'm watching somebody struggle to color in a CDI-style Legend of Zelda image. The fill-in tool fails to target between the lines correctly.

Walking in reverse

In a room, girls in party dresses walk past me for an upcomming party. One of them walks in one direction but advances in the other, as if slipping on ice.

Fast brown cockroach

Missing crushing a cockroach with a slipper, *something with the color brown*

(FA)

Write down the four dreams I just had, can't be bothered to write down two short dreams I had before my WBTB (cockroach and another one that I forgot).

Pasta soccer

Compilation of friends doing dangerous penalty kicks with raw fusilli pasta with so much power that it could make their noses or eyes bleed

Murder in the engineer's garden



A black man and a white woman in a garden, on the ground, they fight (in slow motion because their strength is decreasing). The woman stabs the man with a knife, who in turn stabs her with a piece of fusilli pasta. The woman takes out a gun but the man takes it and lies down on it, both die of their wounds. Then a guy arrives and sees their bodies, quickly heads back inside and calls the authorities. If I were him I would've locked the door (I imagine the black man waking up from the dead and entering the house). It is no longer the guy's house (who is an engineer) but that of a YouTuber. They meet and become friends. The YouTuber hosts him, the engineer streams League of Legends every day on his PC. Then I'm the engineer, at my parents house, and my parents call me. In the living room, they know that I am creating a machine that will revolutionize the world, the YouTuber told them. But they don't know that the engineer is actually me (Agthoëk).

Cat ringtone

At my parents house, in my bedroom, I hear an old friend riding his bike past my house, his phone is ringing, it's the Iphone ringtone cat version (which is glitching)

This time, meditated BEFORE going to bed, and didn't try WILD. Worked out well since I didn't have trouble falling asleep this time. Had another false awakening that I still didn't manage to catch. Never had this much FAs in my life

Simon Cowell beatbox



Simon Cowell (he has a beatbox name), with only one arm left, is number 1 in the GBB25: World League solo wildcards, he's beatboxing on the GBB stage with a can of food intead of the mic (holding it with his right shoulder, where he lost his arm), the audience loves his performance.

Minecraft villager pain

With friends, I hear a sound that reminds me of a Minecraft villager in pain. I tell my friends, but they don't care, so I look for the sound on the internet. A video of a villager in lava. I finally find one with the sound I'm looking for.

(FA)

*false awakening* I write down my dreams in the notes app.

Almost stuck

In a patch of water, maybe a pond, I'm in a swimsuit or swimming shorts. I join my mom, my sister and her 3 year-old daughter (who's starting to walk) at the beach. The child is running around, and almost gets stuck between the iron bars of a chair without a seat, but we let her get out on her own so she can learn to fend for herself.

1. (Fragment) I was waiting in a line somewhere.
2. Woke up, couldn't recall anything, decided to write down "No recall" in order to keep the habit going. It should be automatic anytime I wake up.
3. (Fragment) Man, that Disney trip I took earlier this month must've really permeated into my subconscious. I dreamed that I was at the Disney parks buying merch. In parentheses, I have written (x2-3). I do not remember what this means.
4. Full Lucid DILD: Here we go. I woke up at 5 AM, but my alarm wasn't until 5:15 AM, so I went back to sleep and immediately slipped into this dream.

Started out non-lucid. I was walking around San Diego, carrying a large body pillow with an anthropomorphic character on it. I was feeling rather self-conscious, like WHY do I have this and WHY am I walking around town with it?

A car drove by and I felt even more embarrassed, like can't I at least take this thing back to my hotel room?

Then I thought "Ah yes, I can teleport. I will teleport back to the hotel room now."

So I did.

I appeared back in the hotel room. There were bottles of lotion (of course ) and unpacked luggage in a pretty big room, and my cousin's stuff was there too. Great, so now my cousin is going to know about this giant body pillow.

I then idly realized that teleporting is not a thing that can happen in waking reality. Hmm... OH --

-- LUCIDITY.

So, my first instinct was to teleport again, onto a roller coaster. It was wooden. As I was going up the lift hill, T. was there in the seat next to me. We were not in the front seat -- closer to the back.

I then remembered -- oh yes, the competition, and my 3-step tasks! I summoned a clarinet and immediately played an F-concert scale (G Major in clarinet transposition) on the roller coaster. Then I played some random crap; I can't remember what.

My brain was not entirely clear -- I remember thinking "well I don't want to drop the clarinet off the roller coaster" but then logic snapped back into place. The scene was somewhat fuzzy, and not as vivid as I might have hoped. I was going to start stabilizing, and then figured I would try flying after I had finished on the roller coaster. But, then my alarm went off.

(It was nice and cold in my room, which is rare, because I live with my brother who is always cold, whereas I am always hot. Apparently, he finally didn't touch the thermostat. :v I think that helped a lot with my sleep quality.)
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I also finally signed up for the DreamViews Discord server. I didn't realize we had one, even though it has presumably been linked up top for a long time. I had already hit the Nitro limit of 200 servers (thanks ADHD) but finally found an inactive one that has been mostly dead since 2021 that I didn't mind leaving.