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I am on the Moon with MoSh and Raven. MoSh says he needs to go the Biodome, and work on a sentient plant species, to help it evolve.

He smiles, and gets on a broom, then rides to the other side of the Moon.

I make a portal, and Raven smiles at me. Atras appears. "Dude, can I come?"

"Of course," I smile.

***
In the wormhole, Atras gets attacked by a shitload of astral parasites. DAMMIT. They are swarming him, and he doesn't notice. He is getting dragged down, going the other way. I grab his hand, but the parasites are oily bastards. DAMMIT.

***

Raven and I are in a small plane with parachutes on. "Oh, where's your friend?"

"Didn't make it through the wormhole. Next time."

The back of the plane opens. GO GO GO GO!

Raven and I put our goggles on, and leap out of the plane. We are skydiving above the ocean. There is a beautiful futuristic sea city beneath us.

We land on a small landing platform. A hologram appears of a pleasant looking woman in a simple utilitarian yet sexy looking uniform. "Welcome, Dimensional Traveler," she nods to Raven. "Welcome, Time Traveler," the hologram bows to me. "I am a real person speaking to you in real time. I'm a little late, so I sent my hologram ahead to greet you. I will be right there."

She emerges out of a hole in the platform, a hidden elevator. She looks remarkably like... Lila?

"Yes, it's me Nomad. This is the Blue Earth, in another dimension, timeline, or the future."

"Which one?"

"All three."

Raven eyes her suspiciously. "So what is so special about this synthetic island anyway? You ruin the land, so now you ruin the sea?"

"I understand your suspicion. Your question requires a long answer. First, let me show you a tour of the city, then I will show you the history of this place."

I am at the Temple of Nothing. I am a black lion man.



(BTW this is from Carnal, a bad ass graphic novel in the making.)

COME TO ME, COME TO ME

my children, my ancestors, my friends, my family, my allies, my tribe. COME TO ME.

I play DON'T FUCK WITH THE MOON PEOPLE on my didjeridoo.

People stream in down the Dark Rainbow Road from Chichen-Itsa on Earth to the Temple of Nothing on the Moon.

Koomo rides up on the Black Moon Bus, and a bunch of Darklings pile out.

Xaphor, my red dragon DG leads a fleet of black Moon Dragons with crescent moons on their foreheads, and lands them on the Moon.

Atras and AndresLD appear near me talking at the same time.

Atras: YES YES YES WE ARE DOING IT!

We laugh and hi-5.

Atras: Are we going to remember this?

Me: I hope so.

Andres: Wow! We should battle!

Robo appears.

Robo: DUDE I AM SO MEGAMAN. But, check it, I have all these upgrades I bought at the store for free. check this shit out: PORTAL GUN! Robo charges up his arm gun, and shoots at the sky. A crazy portal opens, and hundreds of reploid people pour out. Robo runs to them, and hugs them. "I feel ... here. I feel like I belong. These people... are somehow my family?" I hear him thinking.

Andres leaps off the pyramid down into a free for all battle below.

Robo appears next to me with a female Reploid. "Omigod, NOMAD, this is my friend from another Dimension! She is REAL!"

I bow to her, and kiss her hand. She smiles at me, then at Robo. "I know," I say.

Robo flies off with the woman, shouting, "ADVENTURE!"

Atras keeps disappearing and reappearing. He keeps waking up, but is good at returning to the dream.

Atras: ACK! DAMMIT!

I grab Atras' hands. "Ok, look at me, now. Look into my eyes."

Atras: Holy shit, Nomad! You are a black lion... with golden eyes? You look crazy.

Me: Everything looks crazy. Look around you.

Atras takes it all in.

Me: Sit down.

Atras: Ok, now what.

Me: Now, we do Nothing.

Atras: Ok... what is that supposed to do?

Me: sh...

Atras: ok, I uh....

We sit in silence, looking over the City of Nothing. There are pyramids poking up above the jungle canopy. The wall can be seen in the distance with the Moai heads standing guard. The Hawaiian warriors paddle a war canoe through the sky on patrol. Flying cars whizz by. The Juargawn statue grins guarding the gate to the City. Below there is a silly dream battle.

Atras: wow. I feel like sleeping.

Me: Go ahead.

Atras falls asleep, and his strange robe becomes very detailed and crisp. He seems to be getting more solid. He wakes up two seconds later.

Atras: OMIGOD THAT DREAM WAS CRAZY! Wait! I am dreaming!

He does a RC.

Atras: HOLY SHIT.

He wakes up.

Raven walks around the corner from a portal with MoSh. She is picking little bat creatures off her that are draining her energy. I notice we all have parasites. We sit down without a word, and we do mutual healing. Raven plays ocarina, MoSh plays acoustic guitar, and I play the didjeridoo and Hawaiian nose flute.

"It's time to go," Raven says.

I am sitting down in a cafe with Alex Collier. He tells me it's time to be serious. I need to get guns, food, ammo, water, and survival supplies. He tells me to ally myself with the benevolent aliens and learn as much as I can from them.

"It's hard to see the truth sometimes when it is mixed with lies. But, when truth is pure, it cuts through lies like a knife. We are going to go through hard times. It's important, for people like you, to tell others to help them wake up. I see you are awake. Most of the human race is in a trance, brother. This is serious. We can win this, if we stick together and realize the interconnectedness of all things. Apparently, there are still entities in the Universe that want to perpetuate the illusion of seperateness in order to dominate. I see you have a kindred spirit to the denizens of Agartha, and somehow the Zeta Greys. Be aware. The Reptilian Brain wants to dominate. Use it to your advantage in survival situations. In situations where you are thriving, which is most of your life, subdue it. May the Ultimate Source be with us all."

someone put piss through a water filter. They told me to try the water that came through. I refused. holei house

in the biodome

we are in a band

we take turns singing

mosh, Raven, pablo, Loaf, Tigress

LUCID

using air weapons, practicing kung fu as i walk down the street

morphs

- turtle
- cat

I am the GREAT MONTULU.

i AM an octopus tentacle giant god beast inside the pyramide.

I AM MONTULU, AND I CALL YOU TO ME. LOL

I am at the Temple of Nothing. I am big dwarf with white skin and dark red hair wearing iron armor. I survey the scene from the landing pad. There are portals all around. Hundreds of dreamers are pouring into the city. Some of Moon Orcs fuck with them as they tumble in, asking them for license and registration, or attacking or hugging them when they arrive.

Suddenly, a small army of remote viewers arrive riding on hoverscooters. They tell me not to move, then shoot lasers at me. Shields up! I fly off the temple, slicing through the fabric of time and space with my great axe, and leap into it pulling the remote viewers with me into a White Void. There we battle. I feel like Neo, invincible. Then, I realize they are all just puppets of...? They disappear.

I am back at the pyramid (The Temple of Nothing.) I feel strange. I cough up dark energy. My symbiote leaps off my back rolling around, a shapeless blob, eating it up. Raven hands me a glass of pomegranate juice. MoSh is standing next to me. He looks like a Druid with glasses. He says some ancient incantation, and sacred geometry flies out of his palms, and creates and energy matrix around the City.

missing time

Atras rides up on winged indigo wolf. "You like my dragon?" he asks me.
"Well... it looks more like a..." The beast transforms to a little dragon, and grins at me. "Oh! A shapeshifting steed!" He flies off.

I am FIRECAT, a flaming lion-man, with astral tentacles swirling about my chakras. I am standing on The Temple of Nothing, In the City of Nowhere, in the Land of Nod, on the Green Moon.

I am ensrouded in sacred energy. I look over the city. Everything is beautiful and amazing. I see hundreds of dreamers pouring into the city through portals.

Atras rides up to me on an indigo wolf.

He looks at me and smiles. He dismounts and stands next to me. He asks me if everything he sees is real. I roar, and make the dream ripple. He laughs and asks where Raven is. She turns a corner. She is holding a cute little cat. It's Shadow. Shadow jumps into my arms. I pet her, then she jumps down, and makes figure eights around Raven's ankles.

Raven smiles at Atras, do you want to have an adventure with us?

Atras says YES! then he disappears.

Raven shrugs as she makes a portal, and we jump in.

I am a great love monster. I love everyone.

I am a great red archdemon, on my green throne in Castle Cannabis smoking a cigar sized blizzy. One of the Green Templars reports to me: we are under attack by puppets of Nevergawn, sir. The Care Bear Stare is not working on these beings.
“Time to take it on offense!” I say slamming my fists together, as tiny unicorns and flowers shoot out of my fist smack. I armor up, and fly off of Mars. Nevergawn is already waiting there for me. I morph into my angeldemon form. “Well, hello, brother,” I cheerfully greet Nevergawn.
“Do not call me, brother! I am far greater than you, Sneed!”
He throws some spinning blades at me, but his hands get all caught in the threads of all puppets he’s trying to control. “You know, I always thought the Puppetmaster was the gayest job in Final Fantasy Eleven. LOL.”
My head gets sliced off, and I laugh and re-attach it. My allies begin appearing. We are a weird army of angels, demons, animals, dreamers, aliens, gods, and superheroes. Nevergawn lets go of his puppets, and summons demon warriors.
“What are we supposed to do?” they ask.
“Dammit! Think for yourself!” he says.
We line up, facing off against each other. I blow the Conch of Pan, and Dreamers from many dimensions come to our aid.

“FORTH THE INFECTION!” I shout, and we rush at the enemy. As they approach, we become a giant nanobot acidic sandstorm, infecting their dream bodies the way salt sinks into ice. I am a germ inside a demon. I start bumping some bad ass DUBSTEP. The demon can’t help it. He has to dance. I am inside like a Voltron pilot. HAHAHA.
All the demons suddenly get infected with the ultimate coolness, and we have a dance off. Nevergawn gets pissed off and storms off into Hell. LOL.

20 years in the future.

I am exploring The Labyrinthe with MoSh, Raven, Tigress, and Loaf. We are badass cyborg subterranauts. We have been genetically engineered and outfitted with all manner of devices for delving into the depths of the earth.

I am in the lead at this part. We get down to a part where our bodies cannot fit. I stick my arm in, and shoot a swarm of nanobots into the whole to gather data. There is a rumbling, then heat, then a great white and red light blasts us all the way out of the earth, and we are launched into the sky.

A big ass red dragon launches out of a volcano. He winks at me and roars:

WHO AWAKENED ME FROM MY SLUMBER? I was having a good dream.

LOL Xaphor

I am walking in the cold woods of North America, dropping petals on the ground.

MoSh is waking behind me in a green and white robe. "YO LISTEN UP. PREPARE YE THE WAY OF THE LORD BITCHES."

We walk to a slope in the woods near a dirt road. People gather around to listen.

"HEAR YE HEAR YE THE WORD OF THE LORD LOL-JESUS."

"Yes, it is as you say. Thank you for the weird introduction, Nomad the Baptist. I have something to tell you people. You are all dreaming. Beyond that, you are dreaming still. You are in fact, always dreaming, always eternal, so I know you may be going through a hard time right now, as many of us are, but it's just a passing nightmare. Also, love is the most important things."

MoSh opens his hands, and a bunch of baby dinosaurs with wings carrying flowers fly out of him. They nestle in people's arms. It's cute, yet creepy.

MoSh and I look at each other, and just laugh our asses off.

I am a great spider demon god atop the Temple of Nowhere. I open up portals, and shoot webs into them.

"Come to me!" I proclaim.

Some dreamers come pouring out. "What are you doing?" says Xaphor.

"uh..."

"These dreamers are not even from the same dimension. You are just going to confuse yourself."

"Oh."

I shower the dreamers with pink plumeria flowers of lucidity.

LOL

I am a giant monster disguised as a mountain outside the forest of Denn. I have great tentacles which grow underground like roots. I stick the tips up out of the earth, and make orcs appear. The orcs muck about, and begin chopping trees, hunting rabbit, and digging for roots, mushrooms, and grubs. Some elves ride up on horses and they battle.
My DC’s are awesome. I make the elves and orcs vanish. I make them appear again. Oh, my this is fun. I feel like a godly Jabba the Hut for some reason. I clap my tentacles together, and toss a frog in my mouth. Tastes like chicken. Gross! I hate chicken. I spit the frog out, and turn it into brocolli. Much better.
“I am the great Montulu!” I rumble. “I am the great Dark Underbelly Creature Monster Death Thing of the Land of Aud. I am all nightmares and all fairy tales. Oh shit! Someones in the Tavern.”
I teleport my consciousness down a tentacle, and into the tavern. Okay... Now it’s name is “Crunchy Peanut Bottom?” It has a picture of a peanut shaped like an ass, with a dude giving the thumbs up sign. WTF? Whatever. I morph into the bartender, and nonchalantly whistle as I wipe the counter down. Hmm... that beer looks good. I pour myself a beer, and drink it. Omigod. It tastes perfect. I forget why I am there. I hear a fist slam on the counter behind me. “Service!” a female voice demands. I am startled and spit out my beer. I see the other Raven, the White Ninja Raven smirking at me amusedly. She chuckles and grabs my beer.
“Which one of you schmucks is worthy enough to fight by my side in battle? I challenge you to a a duel!” She downs the beer, and passes out. I catch her. An assassin shoots her in the chest. She wakes up and pulls the arrow out. “Hey! Who just shot me? I am going to kick your little punk ass, bitch!” She teleports outside, and I grab on to her cape. We are floating in the air, and there is a monkey ninja pirate throwing red barrel of monkey toys at us. Except the toys are bladed. Some of the blades slice us up for a second. Ninja Raven teleports behind the monkey, and slices him in the back of the head, all the way down to his tail, about an inch deep. The monkey screams in anger and teleports away. I morph into a wraith samurai enwreathed in violet flame. “Who the fuck are you?” Raven says.
“Silent Death. I am the Owl King.”
I bilocate, and send one of my bodies above the battle. I attack the monkey from the front and back. It screeches, and I rip the fabric of time and space, and shove the little bastard in. The Cusp appears out of a portal with an armful of flying pirate monkey ninjas. Each monkey becomes a flock. I summon swarms of tiny orcs riding on beetles to counterattack. “What the hell? A friend of yours?” says Ninja Raven. The Cusp waves, and leaps back into the portal. All the monkeys fall to the ground and dissipate.
“Haha! I didn’t even need to summon these orcs,” I say, summoning an army of orcs. Ninja Raven instantly multiplies herself and kills them all.