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Originally Posted by ineverwakeup13

I started off in a small building. Too bad I didn't do reality check in there, lots of good dream signs. Like the infestation of giant talking centipedes. I hate those things too. I was so scared of them, I probably didn't think right. Who doesn't hate those little hundred-legged freaks? We soon had to flee the building (I forgot to mention I was with others), because we ran out of ways to hold those things back. There was also a giant venus fly trap. It ate two of the centipedes, but the others were too big. Outside, hundreds of soldiers were waiting for us.
"There's no escape!" the leader shouted. Well, fortunately for us, these guys had swords, spears, and bows and arrows. We had pistols. We pulled them out and started mowing down there soldiers. Soon I ran out of ammo. So I grabbed a bow and some arrows. I killed many more soldiers.
"We can't hold them off forever!" I exclaimed to the others.
"Maybe if we can get to the harbor, we can find a boat plane." one of the others said. So, we started to run through the crowd of soldiers, and made it to the harbor.
"Look!" one of our guys shouted, pointing to a building. I saw some of our allies. And not too far away, was a boat plane. We had the upper hand.
"You guys get the plane, I'll wait here." I said. They ran off to get the plane. Then I felt the sheer coldness of steel handcuffs hit my hands.
"You're under arrest, fugitive!" a man said. I acted quickly.
"I need some d*** support!" I shouted. The allies in the building saw me. Then, they opened fire on the soldiers. I broke free of the handcuffs and ran into the building. Good thing they had machine guns.
"Here, use this." an ally said, handing me a flamethrower.
''Alright!" I said. I took the weapon, and pointed it out the window...and fired. Instantly, soldiers started to burn up into nothing. Soon, the others arrived in the boat plane, we all got in, and flew away. Moments later...I woke up.

Originally Posted by ineverwakeup13

So it started out I was on a small island somewhere. It was a very urban island. Tall monuments and buildings. Then, just like out of nowhere, a godzilla-sized centipede comes out of the water! I nearly crapped my dream pants. Then, it rolled up into a ball and started to roll through the the city, smashing all in it's 400-foot tall path of destruction.
"Run!" a pedestrian shouted. I started to run like a cheetah. Then, I stopped.
Wait, I thought. Centipedes can't grow that large! LUCIDITY ACTIVATED! I new how to kill this thing now. THROUGH THE POWER OF LUCIDITY! Well, actually just the power of my common sense. I went to the airport and got into an F-16. I took off and quickly defeated that 100-legged red beast. Then I decided it was time for a setting change. I changed the setting (without the spinning method this time.), to a suburban area. It was night time. Then, several werewolves surrounded me. They were not in attack mode though. They new I was their alpha-male. I gazed upon the light of the full moon. Then, I started to transform. Soon I was a full werewolf.
We started of by going through the houses. Then we split up. It was catching time now. I turned a corner, and In saw a girl sitting on a concrete bench next to a small wishing well. She got up and walked away. Not so fast, I thought. Then, I chased my prey. I jumped onto her. She fell. Then, I killed my prey, and as all werewolves do...ate it. Typical food chain there. (Loaf, if you are reading this, I shall inform you I didn't turn the meat down this time, and I was lucid, unlike last time I didn't turn it down.) I fled the scene and awoke moments later.

Originally Posted by ineverwakeup13

LOL, I was lucid in this dream, but I didn't even realize it until I woke up!

It was a bright summer day. I was walking through people's yards. Suddenly, I got a call.
"This is Agent 13," I said," What's the situation?" I listened. "Got it!" I replied. I hit a button on my wrist watch, and a jet came over. I got in.I scrambled for a helmet and air mask. I started the engine. I took off. Moments later, I was at a war zone. Bodies lay dead in pools of blood, and special ops were fighting off terrorists. I could hear the loud clatter of gunfire. I pulled out my own gun and joined in. Suddenly, I changed the setting by accident. This is how I figured out about my lucidity this morning. I was in a house. It was really dark. Then, two crazy old hags came in and were trying to grab me. I ran out, and changed the setting on accident again. Now I was back at the battle. I was next to a river. I grabbed a water speeder nearby. I sped across the spritzing water at high speeds. Then, two terrorists sped up to me. Then a tidal wave was approaching us. I thought quickly, and sped through it. The two terrorists were killed.
"Take that ya fags!" I shouted. I made it to shore. Then...I woke up.

Originally Posted by ineverwakeup13

There I was playing Rock Band in my friends living room with him. I was having fun. Then, we heard noises outside. We went outside, and UFOs were landing! Then as I so randomly did a RC, I noticed my friends house was completely different. LUCIDITY ACTIVATED! Now I had the upper hand.
"Stay here!" I said to my friend. Then I did a super jump into a UFO. I quickly retrieved info from it an got out. I skimmed through the info cards, and then destroyed them. There plan,(Obviously) was to destroy humanity. I quickly summoned a military force, and some jets. We destroyed the aliens. Now we were safe. Then I awoke.

Originally Posted by ineverwakeup13

Okay, well in dreams, oddly I'm just naturally a werewolf. So read on to get some interesting stuff.
It was a hot evening day. Right now I could see the sun setting. I knew soon it would be time to transform into a werewolf.
"Time to go." a girl werewolf said. Then, we fled the scene. It was dark now. I knew that I would soon be a werewolf. The full moon started to rise. I saw it and transformed. (I was not lucid, if I was I would have transformed already.)
I was running with the other girl werewolf, who was now also transformed. Then we ran into a friend. He had a frantic look on his face.
"Guys, I was just attacked!" he said. " They took all the others, but I made it. I know where they are. Come on!" We followed him to the location where the captive werewolves were. I saw them in a cell on the siding of a building. BANG!
Our friend was shot. We quickly climbed up the siding, and busted into the cell. Then, more people with silver weapons approached from behind. We quickly disarmed them. (If you are reading this Loaf, this time, even though I was not lucid, I didn't turn down meat.) We attacked the people and had a meal. I then woke up.

Originally Posted by ineverwakeup13

There I was. I had just returned from a glorious battle. (FYI, I was not lucid) I was Spartan 117 from Halo. My life as Spartan 117 was to be kept a secret, but in this dream, all would change. I was on duty in a school library. The room was empty. My head was sweaty. So I took my helmet off. Long enters the room.
"Huh?" she says. " You're the Master Chief?" I react quickly by turning my head."Is that your helmet?"she asks. " I could sell it for a fortune!" she yells. She grabs my helmet from the desk.
"Hey!" I shout. Then kids proceed into the library. "Oh s***." I say. Now I was screwed. People started to see my face. They were all shocked. I ran out of the room. I ran into Long's "BFF" and asked where she was going. She said it was a party. I ran. I reached the party. I ran in.
"Hey loser in the nerd costume," some girl said," This is girls only."
So I was kicked out. I woke up.

Originally Posted by ineverwakeup13

So there I was sitting in the middle of a death arena. I had to kill three beasts. An Elite from Halo, a Tyranitar from Pokemon, and a Brute from Halo. My supplies were, a DC-15 Blaster Rifle from Star Wars. A jet-pack, a shield, and blue shining armor. These blood-thirsty beasts had me in mind as their next satisfying meal. I wasn't gonna let that happen. They all charged me. I flew into the desert air with my jet-pack, and they all collided. Smash! My jet-pack ran out of juice, so I landed and had to wait for it to power back up. I loaded my rifle, and fired. Several blue blaster-bolts fired and pieced the skin of the tan killer Brute. To my surprise, it died. One down. Two to-
"AH!" I screamed. I felt a piercing pain in my arm. The Tyranitar had bit it. reaching for my dropped rifle, I noticed I had plasma grenades from Halo. He charged at me again to kill me this time. I reacted quickly, I drew a grenade and threw it in his mouth. His head exploded into pieces. And the 600-pound beast fell to the sandy turf, dead.
It wasn't over yet. Now the Elite charged me again. I charged it as well. Both of our heads collided. Then, I used some sort of life-saving move. I was okay, and the Elite's neck snapped. The giant blue beast fell to the ground dead. I had won. Then, I woke up. Two LDs in one night! Awesome!

Originally Posted by ineverwakeup13

So I dream ed that I was in my school. Some kids were chasing me to steal my valuables, which for some odd reason was my school supplies. They chased me up the stairs and they finally took my stuff. They ran off with it. Then, I noticed more stairs. They were never there before. I went up. I saw priceless antiques. There were watches, jewels, everything you could imagine. I saw a watch I wanted. I went to go and take it.
"Don't touch it." A voice said. I turned around and a man in a brown suit was standing there.
"Sorry, I didn't-"
"Don't be child. This is my hidden antique shop. And you may buy one item."he said. I thought, oh, another stupid DC. I didn't have enough money to afford anything there. So I summoned a pistol. Just before I could draw it, my mother showed up! She came up, bought something, and finally left. Then, he showed me some of his cheap antiques.
"Maybe this is affordable." he said.
"Maybe I can give you some free lead!" I shouted drawing the gun. I shot him. He fell down the stairs. Two police men showed up to the body, and of course, looked up.
"Murderer!" one of them shouted pointing at me. Uh-oh. I jumped down off the stairs and ran. Then, I heard gunshots.
"AH!" I shouted as a piercing breath-taking pain seared through my thigh. I was hit. But I was still on the run. I ran up to the third floor. They shot me again, this time in the back. Then, I was shot again in the arm. I ran downstairs. I was shot again. Right in the leg. I ran into the art room. And of course, the first thing everyone saw was the gun in my hand. They screamed. The art teacher calmed them down.
"Hide back there!" he told me. I ran to the hiding spot and sat down. I was now sitting in a pool of my own blood. A friend ran over and sat down to help me. Then, I woke up.

Originally Posted by ineverwakeup13

I had a sweet dream last night. I was with a crap load of my classmates. We were at an amusement park. It was inside, and it had no roof. Also, the only rides were four roller coasters, which were going through the large gaps of each other. So I got to ride the blue one. There were blue, red, orange, and green. After I got off I wondered why this was so weird. Then, I realized I was dreaming, and became lucid! So I decided:Well, this is a dream. I might as well have some "fun". Now me, I think that werewolves are super cool. So you can guess what "fun" means. So I turned into a werewolf. I climbed up the side of the roller coaster, then a classmate shouted ",Werewolf!" So I got down. Then I decided to push some of the others around. I was tossing people around and biting them. In all the "fun", I saw four men. Yes! It was them! The four drunken perverts from my secret agent dream! This time, I was lucid, so it was a for sure win. I beat the **** out of the leader. But his three other friends, turned into werewolves too! I didn't have any silver, or the common sense to make any appear, so they got away. We will meet again in my next LD. Then I'll have something up my sleeve for them!

Thomas and I were playing some sort of intense game of hide and seek. It was snowy. And very cold. I run around some house and down a big hill. At the bottom of the hill there is a small shelter. Like a lean-to shelter. I crawl into and and Tom is right behind me. He tries to show me a good way to hide. He shows me to thrust your body under the the snow and hide under it. You put your body so far down into it that its just your head sticking out. I remember it being very, very cold. Then Tyler comes. He finds us so we go inside. Hes pissed. I also remember having cigarettes in my pocket and for some reason, they kept getting soaked and soggy (throughout the dream.)

I was ordered to stay after school in order to fulfill some type of punishment. I decided to leave. My car was under a school bus, so I got in and put it in neutral and it slid out from under the bus. Then I started it up and drove towards the road. However, when I got to a stop sign, a Suzuki Vitara drove by with the detention teacher in it. She waved for me to follow. I ended up following her, for fear of getting in trouble.

Dream 1 - Mission Space

Type: regular dream.
Lucidity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Vividness: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

This dream began in a mall-like situation. I was in a hallway, similar to the atrium of a mall, but the walls were much closer even though the ceiling was high up. I was walking towards an open box-like space in this mall 'hallway', with my sister and my father. The walls and floor were of a typical mall location: tile, slightly dirty from people walking on them all the time, with off-white walls.

That's when I saw the Mission Space sign to the left, just before the opening. It looked like the picture above, but at a smaller scale and less bold, as if the colors were less saturated, or paler. I didn't think anything unusual of this, even though the only Mission Space ride is at Disney World. The next instant, I eagerly asked my father if we could go on. He said sure, and so all three of us got into the single capsule (click here to see what it looks like in real life). It looked the same as that, except that the four seats inside the capsule were all closed off from one another, separated by a thin wall. So once I got inside, I couldn't see my father or sister. I paid no attention to how I managed to get inside, into the middle seat even though I couldn't recall the walls coming out or opening up to allow entry.

Then, the simulation started.

I recall it looking shockingly similar to the real thing, except that the screen in front of me looked like a slightly fuzzy television screen: one of those with the slightly convex screens with bits and pieces of static all over, and it was not as clear as it should have been. I even felt slight G-forces, or something similar to that, as the ride took off. On the screen, I saw the end of a straight roller coaster track, and then I felt the beginning of forces acting against me as the simulator began working. But soon enough, I felt the dream fading. I began to lose my sense of touch even though I was holding two handles on the sides of the ride, almost like a numbness, and my vision was getting dark. I suddenly realized that was is a dream, but unfortunately, it was too late. I resolved to DEILD as soon as I got back in bed.

Dream 2 - DEILD

Type: DEILD.
Lucidity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Vividness: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

It worked. I managed to think clearly enough of the inside of the capsule, where I was inside my last dream, as well as imagine the senses of touch, smell, and sight regarding the ride. I ended back up inside the ride. Now, I just had to get out of it. I panicked for a second, but then I summoned a big red emergency button. It looked like one of those glass ones, with very red coloring and a slight light emitting from it. I pressed it and the ride capsule opened, front-first. I got up and walked straight out of it, and I realized now that I could do anything I wanted. I shouted "yes, I DEILDed!" as I usually do and started running towards an exit door that I summoned. I could see, in the corner of my eyes, a couple DCs staring at me like I was a psychotic person, but I didn't stop to explain; I had precious time to spend in this dream. I turned a corner and I emerged out into a city-like area with a large brick building; tan bricks, some triangular roofs...

But then I woke up.

Dream 1 - Evil Fish

Type: regular dream (nightmare).
Lucidity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Vividness: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

In this dream, I was initially inside a regular office building. It had white walls, desks, and basically whatever makes up an office building. I was on a mission to find someone, and one other person was working with me, although I wasn't sure who. They were on the lower floor, skimming the ground level to find who we were looking for. There was a large square opened up in the wall of the building, which I jumped out of. I landed on the top of another building, slightly lower than where I jumped from. There were three or four other buildings beside this one arranged in a cluster, close enough to jump from one to the other, and I did this, looking for a way down since I didn't find the person up here. I found a rope which I slid down the side of the building, but didn't burn my hands in the process. At the bottom, there was another hole, in the wall of the building I just slid down from, and it was dark inside. Nothing.

I felt foreboding emanating from the hole, so I tried to walk past it quickly. As soon as I stepped in front of it, two demon-like fish creatures, one pale maroon and one steel blue, shot out and killed me. I remembered seeing their extremely long, sharp teeth, but didn't feel anything as they ripped me apart. I watched in third-person which was a pretty horrifying experience.

Dream 2 - False Awakening

Type: DILD.
Lucidity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Vividness: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

I woke up from this nightmare, or so I thought.

My eyes were closed, but I was staring into a blurry sea of turquoise and mint green. I knew I was dreaming, not only because of this, but because I felt funny, almost numb. I opened my eyes and realized that I was lying down on a solid wooden bench, like something a 5-year old had carved out from a block of wood. Maybe the dream changed the location because I already knew I was dreaming, and wouldn't believe the false awakening.

I was in an almost rainforest-like setting, but it was less realistic in color. There were many pink plants and violet leaves, which was intriguing but at the same time, uninteresting. I got up and saw a path to the left. It was purely dirt with a few small grey stones embedded, reminding me of the film Alice in Wonderland that I had watched the other day.

The dream faded.

Poor recall again last night... I was too lazy to WBTB and I played Fable for a few hours before I went to bed, so most of my dreams had a game-like quality.

1- Bloodwitch
I am alone at home except for a small baby I am watching for the neighbors. I go in the storage shed, to a place where I had drawn a pentagram on the floor in white chalk. I want to do some kind of spell, but I don't know how to begin. I decide to call someone. I get out my phone and call this weird stoner guy ((who is actually a character in Fable, and has nothing to do with magic)) to figure out how to cast a spell. I tell him that I am a bloodwitch, that I just started practicing magic and that I want to learn how to do a cool spell. He says he'll come over.

Later, everyone finds out about what I was up to, and the mother of the child I was watching is furious for letting that stoner near her kid.

((I'm only typing that one up. There were more, but they're all mixed up now and not very interesting.))

Type: regular dream.
Lucidity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Vividness: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Ran over a puffin yesterday in my dreams.

I was in a vehicle with two of my friends. We were somehow all in the front row, even though there should have been only two seats; I can't remember if there were more or not. Anyhow, my friend was in the driver's seat, driving us along a divided highway. On each side of the asphalt there was a concrete barrier, even though past that there was only grass and trees.

We drove for a little while and then two birds came into view, a Canadian goose was right on the yellow strip diving the two lanes, and a puffin, which was more over to the right, where we were driving.

The goose was larger than the puffin, which I believe was correct. However, my friend somehow didn't see the birds, and drove right over top of the puffin (the goose was on the center of the road, whereas we weren't). I look back at the birds.

The puffin is on its back, the middle of its body squished, and bleeding. I told my friend, "holy crap! You just ran over a puffin!"

She turned around and looked through the rear window, letting go of the wheel. "I didn't know!" she told us, and started to cry.