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Candy Display

I was leaving a room where there was some kind of gathering. I saw these things in a display case that looked like little brains. It turned out they were little candies. I said, "What are these? Little brains? WTF?!"

From across the room, someone responded, "WTF!"

I thought that was so funny and so appropriate!

Blond

A strange DC wanted a girl to be with him. He was saying, "Just give me a chance. If you don't like me after giving me an honest try, I understand. Then he told her to go in the kitchen and make him some food when he's nervous (that meant right then).

That's when I got a look at the guy. He was tall, lanky, and his hair was disheveled. I told him not to order her around if he's trying to get her to like him.

She was going to make him some eggs, but needed help. I asked my wife if she would help her because I figured she wouldn't want me to help this pretty blond (The blond that Peter Parker took to the jazz club in Spider-man 3. She pressed up against me from the back. My wife wasn't saying anything. I reached around and grabbed the girls ass and squeezed. It was nice.

Later, I looked at her and apologized just mouthing the words. She said it was OK.