Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

I just found this one from way back when. It was an awesome dream about all of man's technology becoming possessed and turning on man. We just saw a priest who was preaching about the end get trapped and confess his sins while a shadowy silhouette of a bald man appeared on the giant, fuzzy screen behind him. We started driving away from there in my brother's car and I asked why his car wasn't trying to kill us. His response was, "Why do you have to bring up things like that!?"

Then we spun out of control.

Actually, that part was a lie. That would of been hilarious though.

Just discovered this one in my DJ

I was running to get the bus. Suddenly a god friend shows up and he's running too

Me: Oh hello Michael, how are you doing?
Michael: I'm so ill![coughs really loud] but I have to continue to jog, 'cause I have to loose weight.
Me: Oh really?
Michael: Yeah it's true"

Awkward silence.

I feell that it is really chilly outsides and look down at my feet. I don't wear shoes, nor socks.

Me: I guess that I too will catch cold! So you don't have to feel so lonely with your cold!

I looked down to his feet. He was bare food too

This doesn't make any sense at all. xD

One time in a dream my two sisters and I were being held hostage by a guy making us play board games with him. my oldest sister said "I've never played Risk before, but it's a lot like Yahtzee."

I was standing on my front deck with a DC, who had his back to my house.

Me: "Why is the house on fire?"
DC: lol
Me: "WHY IS THE HOUSE ON FIRE?"
DC: "Oh, you're serious?"

I was lost in a library that kept changing. Was trying to find where I had entered when I heard a kid saying to his mom:

Kid: Can I have a moose?
Mom: Why do you want a moose?
Kid: Because my flesh-eating pets: they might want a friend.
Mom: No...
Kid: MOOOOOOSE!

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Originally Posted by NoctemConArtist

I was lost in a library that kept changing. Was trying to find where I had entered when I heard a kid saying to his mom:

Kid: Can I have a moose?
Mom: Why do you want a moose?
Kid: Because my flesh-eating pets: they might want a friend.
Mom: No...
Kid: MOOOOOOSE!

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I is confuzzled.

My cat was talking and I asked him why he never talked to me before and he said because I had on shoes that he finally liked.

Last night, fighting some guy.

*Man throws throwing stars*
Man: "This is illusion" (referring to throwing stars)
*Throwing stars come back and hit him to the head, staying stuck*
Man: "In the front, idiot! Turn around!"

I turn.

*Same man is making an epic jump attack on me with throwing stars or so (now from front, now that I turned)*

Apparently the guy had some clone-illusion ability or whatever.

Scooby: If we'll jump in an elevator, we'll die!
Me: Really?!
Scooby: Beacuse of the fruit toast syndrom.
Me: Oh, then don't try it.
I don't know where my mind gets it.

For some reason, I was shooting bows & arrows with coworkers in the office (I write software IRL, and haven't shot a bow before AFAICR). I come to the realization that the bow isn't a composite bow, and a DC coworker says: "Yeah, but you'll never see a ninja carrying a composite bow."

I don't know if that means we were practicing to be ninjas, or what. At the time, I took it to mean they were to bulky to sneak around with, but when I journaled it, I realized that "you'll never see a ninja" is probably true, regardless of what they're carrying.

I was hanging onto a long piece on cloth over the pacific ocean and saw a large bridge in front of me.

Me: "What is that?"
Friend: "Oh thats the bridge connecting Antartica to Alaska."

So, I never dreamt about my grandma after she passed away years ago, but I recently had a LD with her in it.

Grandma: I'm sorry I came to your dreams last.
Me: *on the verge of lucidly crying*
Grandma: "Remember, the Eagle Church has only one lane free of snow."

This made sense to me lucidly. lolwut

I was running from something with this old man and I say "I'm scared out of my freaking mind"
then he says "You're scared, you should feel my nipples!"

Originally Posted by ooflendoodle

I was running from something with this old man and I say "I'm scared out of my freaking mind"
then he says "You're scared, you should feel my nipples!"

xD roflmao

Words cannot described how much I love this thread

Originally Posted by Raspberry

Words cannot described how much I love this thread

You read my mind.

Someone: "It's a miiirracle."
Gandalf: Hello humans, gnomes and other pathetic creatures...
All: GANDALF!
Gandalf: ... I think we can all say the were all liars.
All: :/
All: >:/
Man: No Gandalf... YOU ARE!
*All aim weapons at Gandalf*

That had something to do with me saving another dimension or world from great danger and Gandalf being evil.

It wasn't words... but these actions were quite odd.

A woman was running through an exploding hospital when all of a sudden a man tackled her. The man took her into his office and proceeded to have sex with her.

Moral: Sex is more important than living.

Originally Posted by bored2tears

Moral: Sex is more important than living.

Pffft... Of course, I mean that's my moral. I think it's EVERYONE'S moral. Life isn't worth living without sex

(^Joke^)

We were in a cabin of some sort and there was a baby.
We had fed him celery and apparently it wasn't good for him, he started wheezing
and crying and a doctor came up and checked him out. The doctor said he had too
much cellulose, that he was losing blood and friction. It made sense at the time..

DC: "What is an abused violin?"
Me: "A cello."

Originally Posted by fhgshfdg

DC: "What is an abused violin?"
Me: "A cello."

XD awesome

We were sailing across a small pond when we started to slip into a parallel universe. We could still see back into the first universe and from our prospective it was turning green like someone was messing with the settings on a T.V.

DC on the boat with me to the DC in the first Universe: "Sorry you can't come, I guess your just GREEN with ENVY!

I laughed so hard I woke up, It seemed like the most clever joke in the world XD

I was in some random DC's house trying to steal a book of some sort. I couldn't find it, so I went downstairs where I ran into him!

DC: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!?!?!
Me: I'm..! I'm..! I'm your cousin!! *shrugs and hopes*
DC: Oh ok then, can I get you anything? Do you want some food? Are you staying the night?

I strangled him later on in the dream... Oops!

In my dream I had a pet dolphin and it was on a leash and I was walking it, so I walked up to a beach and seals were there...

*I walk up with my pet dolphin and the seals flop away in panic*
Seals: Keep that thing away from us! It's a demon!
*I look at my pet dolphin and back at them.*
Me: What, my dolphin?
Seals: Yes! It is a demon! A bringer of death!