Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

Originally Posted by Aledrea

In my dream I had a pet dolphin and it was on a leash and I was walking it, so I walked up to a beach and seals were there...

*I walk up with my pet dolphin and the seals flop away in panic*
Seals: Keep that thing away from us! It's a demon!
*I look at my pet dolphin and back at them.*
Me: What, my dolphin?
Seals: Yes! It is a demon! A bringer of death!

So, a woman on my couch had a hair chart and was looking for someone with it.
I went up to her and got all emotional, saying I think I knew who did it.
She looked at me in confusion.
I said it was a guy who raped me, and I gave her a strand of hair.
She looked at the chart, and said we have to rescue the person who raped me because he is going to get raped.

I absolutely love this thread, it should get more replies!
Anyhow, here is some things my dream characters have said.


I was in a film studio. Which was based on a horror graphic novel. (Which apparently was a real event)
Someone says "Did you know this is actually based on a real place?"
"Oh, where is this place?"
"Down the hall."




I was standing in front of my bathroom mirror and I have so much chest hair! And I go:
'Ah, must be the testosterone! I have been doing some exercise after all!
Then I start arguing against myself.
"You CAN'T get this much chest hair over night, it's impossible!"
But I reject that because I look great with lots of chest hair - and keep admiring myself in the mirror.


In an office - a meeting is about to begin. But the leader stops and looks confused, then smiles and says "Why is that dog fucking that cat?"



I enter a boxing ring and start fighting against this really strong guy.
He used to be a wrestler, but he was going to box now instead.
"I've hit rocks for weeks now."
(Needless to say, I couldn't hurt the guy.)


"Sure people like to eat at restaurants but if someone wants to make these meals at home it would cost them.... A thousand dollars.."



I was sleeping outside in the wilderness with someone.
"Maybe we shouldn't sleep here. I mean we could wake up with tigers eating us!
Ever gotten eaten by tigers before? It HURTS!"





Yesterday I had this dream about this man that started to run on the walls as he was yelling.
"I'm happy! I'm happy! I'm so happy!"
And then he ran outside. There was a woman that stood beside me and she says.
"You know, he haven't been himself for a long time."




In a dream I was reading a thread that was about sex.
And this girl writes.
"He's not my boyfriend but he comes home and fucks me sometimes."

DC: Are you dead?
Me: Nope
DC: Yeah but, are you dead?
Me: No!
DC: Are you dead though?
Me: No I'm not dead
DC: Are you dead?

etc etc... this conversation went on like this...

Two nights ago, after events of burning mansion with zombies and killerbears, later on, went to upstairs (wasn't on fire anymore), and turned away from some kind of all-knowing cyborg.

Cyborg: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I NEED TO GET OUT OF HEEEEEEEEEEERRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

That was a pretty epic shout.

Originally Posted by CyperAleksi

Two nights ago, after events of burning mansion with zombies and killerbears, later on, went to upstairs (wasn't on fire anymore), and turned away from some kind of all-knowing cyborg.

Cyborg: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I NEED TO GET OUT OF HEEEEEEEEEEERRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

That was a pretty epic shout.

Haha, the way that sounded in my head was a really high-pitched girly shout, with a cyborg flapping around in pink tassels.

Well to me it sounded like a shout of non-human being that has been tortured for who-knows-how-long.

But yeah, was pretty epic.

I had a dream where I was a policeman searching through a neighbourhood. I looked at a WANTED poster of the guy I was looking for, but then a yobbo appeared behind me, saying that guy was an idiot. That yobbo was someone I had told off previously in the dream, and now he was deliberately being a pest.
"Are you going to arrest me too?" he asked.
"I will if you don't behave," I answered.
Then an alien scuttled past us and disappeared into the dark.
"See? He's being stupid!" said the yob.
"He's not breaking any laws," I said.
Then the yobster very quickly snapped on an alien outfit and jittered about saying: "Bleep bloop. I bleep don't understand bleep you. Bloop."

Originally Posted by Well now what?

Then an alien scuttled past us and disappeared into the dark.
"See? He's being stupid!" said the yob.
"He's not breaking any laws," I said.
Then the yobster very quickly snapped on an alien outfit and jittered about saying: "Bleep bloop. I bleep don't understand bleep you. Bloop."

Me: Who are you?
DC (litle boy): I'm the box.

I went to jail in my dream last night. I sat next to a really cognitive dream character. She wore a really creepy mask too.
Me: I'm worried about me or my friends being shanked here.
DC: "What'd you get in for? You guys wont get targeted if you didn't do something major."
Me: "Oh, we just stole something for 5$"
DC: "Oh. You're fine then. I wonder why all my buddies are dead here."
Me: "Well what'd you guys do?"
She looks at me though the mask
"We killed a baby."

o___________o

Originally Posted by lemoncobbler

I went to jail in my dream last night. I sat next to a really cognitive dream character. She wore a really creepy mask too.
Me: I'm worried about me or my friends being shanked here.
DC: "What'd you get in for? You guys wont get targeted if you didn't do something major."
Me: "Oh, we just stole something for 5$"
DC: "Oh. You're fine then. I wonder why all my buddies are dead here."
Me: "Well what'd you guys do?"
She looks at me though the mask
"We killed a baby."

o___________o

Lmao that's awesome ;D

Dad DC: Listen young lady, that is unacceptable! Going round kissing random boys..." *gives look of disgust*

Me: This is my world. I could burn you to the ground, then go and have sex with that boy if I wanted to. *Cackles*

I don't really talk to my DCs, but my dad's been popping up in my dreams a lot recently, supervising... Just killing my dream fun.

A DC told me I was "rather unimpressive" in bed.

>_>

Originally Posted by Raspberry

Dad DC: Listen young lady, that is unacceptable! Going round kissing random boys..." *gives look of disgust*

Me: This is my world. I could burn you to the ground, then go and have sex with that boy if I wanted to. *Cackles*

I don't really talk to my DCs, but my dad's been popping up in my dreams a lot recently, supervising... Just killing my dream fun.

I read your dream and it was just getting good too!
Next time your dad shows up, call up his dad and tell him stuff that'll get the old guy angry. Then they'll go at it. Thats got to worth a few laughs!

An old cranky teacher I was arguing with threw this insult at me: "You, are a WEIRD BOYFRIEND."

Once I read a dream where I reading an old test I did on school, and in the first question I had to draw a comic. There was a comic with a politician being interviewed by a woman. She asked him a question and he said something I don't remember. Then they stay in silence for a while and the politician shouts "I AM KING KONG!" and they start fighting.
Really, I don't know how I think up this stuff...

Im in a parallel universe, I point at some guys to try to blast them away with lightning bolts but can't, One guy laughs at me and says " Your in the wrong universe, it only works using your left hand here"

XD I used my left hand

He stopped laughing

I once dreamed that Winston Churchill was staying at my house. One night, after having a debate with a few other people, we all parted to go to bed. I forgot something in the living room where we all were, and I returned to get it. Churchill was still there. He looked at me and said "Farewell, my sweet feline!"

I wasn't quite sure how to reply to that, so I just went to bed.

I had a dream where my paper flew and hit the ceiling. I am smaller than my bro, hence the conversation:

ME: Could You get that For Me
HIM: Yes... But Only if you get that for me

2 Minutes later

ME: C'MON JUST GET IT
HIM: *gets it* I just want you to get the paper for me >
ME: Okay *picks up random paper off some table*
HIM: Yes..... but you don't photograph well

WEIRD..... >.>

Just had a funny DC experience last night (not lucid though).

I'm at a lavish dinner party, sort of like the one in Kanye West's Runaway mini-movie. A big plate of lobster is passed to me and I enthusiastically grab a couple tails. I pass it to the DC next to me.

Me: Want some lobster?
DC: Oh come now, you know I don't like vegetables!

I had just become lucid, but paused just before I flew out a window to make very sure I was dreaming (its a long drop) I turn to my brother and tell him I am going to jump out the window and that I will probably die.

He looks at me like like he is angry and then says "SO!?!?!?" Like I am completely wasting his time.

cant believe i missed this thread.

i flew up from talking to my mate and he responded to me flying by saying something like 'oh wow, i guess they must have powerful internet in asia' wft no idea what any of that meant

also had a very odd groupd of dc's last night who kept on massaging my ego in bizzare ways. it made me kinda unconfortable, but every shit joke i made, they found really funny. i cant remember the early ones but the last one was 'so do you see yourself as a butcher' to which i responded 'only when im butching'. they all cracked up and i just stood up and said 'ok,,, im gonna leave now'...... odd

After rescuing a life guard from drawing. She's really hot and I want to date her in the future. But a friend appears:

DC friend: It's time to go!
Me: WTF dude? Are you insane? I don't want to go, it's too awesome!
DC friend: But it's already late!

Suddenly, she started kissing him and kept on 5 minutes or so. I got angry and yelled at the life guard:

Me: Hey wtf does this mean? I was trying to hook up with you and than you just kiss him? Hey bitch, it's me who deserves a kiss because I saved your life!

Awkward silence.

Life guard: Ok, I guess you're right.

And she kissed me and that woke me up.