non-lucid

23.05.2010

A depressed guy (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID


I was at one of my jobs (Olive Oil store) there was a guy who did not like to speak with people. I remember I had a small conversation with him.
He tried a few olive oils and he was seating behind the register and eating rice with tomato sauce and a lot of olive oil. When he was far from finishing his dish he said he wanted no more. I think I tried his dish,
He asked, "So, what olive oil next?" I felt annoyed because he was abusing the free tasting. I walked away and a lady started talking with him. I think it was his mom.

He was like very pissed, he did not want to talk with no one. There was a lot of chairs surrounding the register and people seating on them. My wife was there too. All this people seemed to know both the sad guy and my wife. Wanda, a co-worker, was seating next to my wife.

As the people left, they greeted my wife (they greeted no one else) a few people, shook Wanda's hand but only because she was next to my wife.

I remember a fridge with cans next to us. I saw a post it on the fridge written by the mom. The post it said that she wanted to practice Catalan to become fluent. I talked with her in Catalan and she was happy about it. She talked me about the sad guy, who was very shy and could not talk with people. My wife looked at me weirdly while I was talking Catalan.

23.05.2010

Double Agents Shooting (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in a corporate office. I was a FBi agent. I was armed and dressed business professional. There were a few people around me. All of them were secret agents as well.

We were performing some investigations and trying to haunt very dangerous criminals. I remember that the office had several desks, computers, a few TVs and a couple of refrigerators.

Somehow, I felt that one of the agents, was a double agents and she was going to betray us. We were doing our research, but with an eye on our own team. Neither of us trusted each other.

At some point a shooting started. I pulled my gun and hided behind a desk. I could hear the shoots but I was not afraid but observing all around.

Suddenly, one of the agents tries to kill me and shots me. I saw her face and she really wanted to kill me. She failed the shot and ducked. When she was going to stand up again, I shot her and kill her. A third female agent is stunned and points me with her gun. I told her what happened, smiled and pulled my gun and removed all the bullets from it. I told her the thread was over. She also removed all the bullets from her gun and she threw the gun away.

22.05.2010

Evaluating Satellites (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at my grandpa's watching TV. My grandpa was asleep and I was wondering why I was at my grandpa's. I started to realize how come I was about 2000 miles from home, so I knew I was dreaming I started to investigate my grandpa's place and everything was darker that usual. I tried to go to the room were my stuff was supposed to be. There were weird suitcases that I have never seen. I tried to turn on the light, but of course, the light was not working... I decided to jump off from the window as I knew I could to fly. It appeared to be around 4 PM, however, as soon as I jumped off the window, I realized the sky was dark. I was going straight to the floor but I pushed strong towards the sky. I knew I could do whatever I wanted to and I started to fly on my will. I flew over the clouds and I could see a beautiful view. Several skyscrapers full of tiny and blurry lights. I decided to fly as high as possible and I was in space

At that point, I remember that I lost vision on the dream and then I lost hearing. I concentrated hard and focused on the dream. I was hearing some sound that appeared to be out of the dream. I was still in space... I knew I had to go to a few spacial stations to check out the cleanness and other stuff. I flew to one space station and tried to evaluate the quality of the station itself. There was a McDonald's inside. I was very worried because I was unsure if I had to evaluate that McDonald's too. I was going to call to my company and ask if I had to evaluate it As you can read... totally lost my lucidity at this point
My phone was not working and I did not understand why. It was a new blackberry phone. I realized I was still dreaming. I investigated the spacial station but nothing was working. I flew to another spacial station but it was broken as well. I decided to fly around and se what was going on. It was day, however, I think it was still dark. I flew to a mall and it was full of people.

I'm going to end it here because it was confusing from here. I think something happened with some cars and a dealership, but can't remember well... during that point, I lost vision and hearing was not well. Tried to keep in the dream but it started to vanish until I woke up.

22.05.2010

Bottomless pit with a cork at the end inside a cave in the dessert (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was inside something that looked like cave. I think it was dark, but it was lit inside as I could see everything perfectly. There was a party going on. There was a mix of human people and citizens from Bikini Bottom (Sponge Bob) The cave was brown and there was a large table with alcoholic drinks, non alcoholic drinks and random food. There was one fish lady (a female random character from Sponge Bob) asking for drinks.
I do not know why but I was next to a well. The well was said to be bottomless. I knew if I jumped inside the well I was not going to die as I could not die in the dreamworld, or if I did I would just regenerate somehow So I jumped inside the well. It was very dark inside and I was falling for a while. I reached the bottom (it was bottomless with a bottom) I landed gently and I did not get hurt. There was a HUGE CORK at the bottom of the well. I removed the cork (it was bigger than me) and there was another hole. Darker. I jumped inside Something happened here but can't say, lost it while jotting it down I was in the party once more, inside the cave. The party was still going on. Same human and Sponge Bob's people. One character told me if I wanted to go to a room with her Can't recall if it was human or fish I told her, "Thanks but I rather not" She walked away. I think I ate something at the party, unsure though. Fake Awakening 1 I woke up somewhere. I grabbed my notebook and started to write down my dream. I was able to write, however, I finished too fast to write all the details. I did not try to to read what I just wrote. Fake Awakening 2 I woke up in the cave again. I jotted down my entire dream in a notebook and put it into my pocket. I walked outside the cave with satisfaction because I was able to wake up myself without a clock and jot down my dream. I exited the cave. It was dawn. I could see some soft light beams coming from the sun. The exit of the cave leaded me to a dessert. It was yellow. There was nothing but sand. Slowly the image vanished I woke up happy in bed real awakening because I was able to jot down my dream, until I realized that I wrote nothing. Grabbed my notebook and finally jotted the dream for real.

Dream Lucid Comments

I was standing in a dark room, well I thought I was anyway. I knew there were more people around me but I was unsure how many when my vision started to come in. I was standing on a wooden platform with my back against a wall, there was a lake in front of me which was a weird brown color and smelt really bad. I noticed that there were 3 females and another male standing on the platform as well as I. A man appeared out of nowhere and began saying something about us being on a game show. Some lady dived into the lake and began to swim around when a jet ski appeared in front of me. The man that appeared to be the game show host was talking about how we had to do all these pointless tasks in the lake and mentioned something about poo but I couldn't hear him properly. I was about to hop on the jet ski when some lady jumped on first. She took off fast, flying around on the water I noticed the other lady still swimming around next to me and how she had a white top that was now brown and the look of happiness on her face. "Wait 'til we tell them they are swimming in shit" one of the men said and then burst into laughter.
I looked back at the lady and she smiled at me revealing the brown chunks in between her teeth, I turned away and nearly blew chunks when I saw the other lady coming back on the jet ski when I woke up.

Fragments
Driving down a big hill leading to a hoop that I was meant to ride on.

something about me flying around.

28.12.2009

Zombie Apocalypse (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

After months of trying, I finally managed a zombie dream! Good times. Only thing is, the hordes of walking dead weren't enough to make me realise I was dreaming, hence the non-lucid. I did get a little bit aware towards the end though, which just made it all the more real. Details are a bit sketchy, since it was nearly 24hrs ago I had this dream.



I was holed up in the top floor of an appartment building in the suburbs. It was a modern building surrounded by normal houses with lots of gardens and trees. I spent a long time hiding in this building, having no contact at all with the zombies who wandered aimlessly in the streets below. There weren't a huge amount, but from the large window at the front of my room I could see that the street contained about 50 zombies. This particular brand of zombies were somewhere between the classic shambling, moaning, not-much-of-a-threat walking corpses (as seen in the original "Dawn of the Dead") and the more modern, able-bodied, running, bloodthirsty variety (as seen in "28 Days Later"). They were able to run like someone who was wounded, basically.

One day I was walking past this large window when a survivor in the street spotted me. She had red hair and was about 30. She screamed to get my attention, then ran to the front door via several gardens and over a wall. Unfortunately, the zombies couldn't resist, and followed her en masse. I let her in grudgingly, knowing we would soon have to leave. The zombies were gathering at the door, moaning and banging. The noise was attracting yet more of them from the surrounding area. Luckily I had prepared for such an eventuality. There was a wire cable running from the balcony, across a few gardens, all the way to another street. We each looped another piece of wire over the cable and swung along it to the other steet. I had thought this plan was foolproof, but the wire I was swinging on made a loud scraping noise when it went over the cable, thus alerting the hordes below. They all looked up stupidly in unism, then roared. We landed, and after much swearing, ran out into the next street.

There were still a few zombies ambling inanely with mouths open in this street- most of them having been attracted to my front door previously. It was then, when rounding a corner, that I noticed a flyer on the wall. It contained "Official Instructions" on how to deal with the infestation. The redhead looked at it and nodded. I didn't look, but somehow knew what the instructions were. They had just never been carried out very well. Apparently, a purple liquid had been invented which was completely toxic to the undead, and harmless to the living. (Rather convenient!) The orders were to dispatch vats of the stuff to every street, then throw it over any zombie who came near. This would result in instant death for the recieving party. We ran round the corner, dodged the odd zombie, and found ourselves in a ruined street of shops. All the windows and most of the walls were broken down, and there was rubble everywhere. There were also buckets of the miraculous purple liquid at every building. I rejoiced, and picked up a bucket. Two zombies were advancing on me at a brisk walking pace. I turned to them and sloshed all the liquid out of the bucket. I meant to soak them both, but only got one, completely missing the other. The one I hit immediately howled in pain and collapsed backwards. Visible purple fumes wafted from him as he fell, entering the nostrils of the other. Two seconds later, he collaped as well. Apparently, this stuff was very strong.

I can't quite remember the next bit, but it involved me running round the town looking for some item I needed to give to a friend. I found it in a tiny garden surrounded by a black metal fence. At this point I was armed with water pistols full of purple stuff, and the undead were no hindrance.

The next thing I remember, I was all out of liquid, but had partied up with a group of survivors. We were at the top of some kind of zeppelin tower- you know, a tower at the top of which a zeppelin stops, and you get on. There was a zeppelin waiting. The leader of our group was a tall dude with black, slicked-back hair. He was carrying a shotgun, and he stepped through the automatic doors onto the balloon first. I somehow knew that both he and I were invincible- we could not be killed or infected. I think I had some low-level lucidity here, because I acted a lot more like myself. I think that's where the invincibility came from. Everybody stepped on board and looked around. We were in a kind of atrium. The floor and walls were dark wood, and a grand staircase up to a viewing platform was ahead of us. The furniture and ornamental plants in the atrium were strewn everywhere. The black-haired guy warned us that this thing was probably full of zombies. I ran up the stairs and saw, for some reason, a door leading to a dental surgery. It was lying open, and I could see the bright whiteness of the wall. I went inside to find a mostly-devoured corpse on the chair. It was gruesome, but I was cheered up when I found two weapons to arm myself with. The first was a large screwdriver with a blue plastic handle, and the second was a kind of cordless dentist's drill. It must have been battery powered, but even so, it was quite deadly.

I headed towards the very front of the viewing platform, and encountered a grandma-zombie. I gathered that she had been here for a while, because her eyes had rotted away! She had just two blackened eye holes in her green, rotting face. I got her with the dentist's drill, which miraculously sawed her head off in one swipe. I passed a few crappy-looking shops and came to what looked like the driver's seat. I approached it cautiously from behind, as I could see someone was still strapped into it, trying to get out. With my drill and screwdriver raised, I stepped round the front of the seat. It was my ex-girlfriend! She looked pretty much as she always had done, apart from badly cracked skin above her lips, and evil eyes. She gnashed her teeth at me, struggling to escape from the seatbelt, but it was very secure. Two straps looped over her shoulders, secured across the chest. I sighed sadly and jammed the screwdriver in her temple. I felt a bit of remorse, but I was soon distracted by many more attacks from zombified persons. I used the screwdriver and drill to lethal effect on lots of them as I moved along an upstairs corridor. They came out of the rooms on either side one by one, like a video game.

26.12.2009

WoW... Tanking the Boss (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

If you've never ever played World of Warcraft, this might not make a whole lot of sense to you!



I was playing World of Warcraft, for the first time in many months. I was playing on my level 60 human warrior, and had just picked up some epic leg armour. Then I was invited to a raid. I joined, despite knowing very little about raiding. They wanted me to be the main tank (cuz I pwn), and I accepted.

It was my job to "hold the aggro" (as they say) of the boss while everybody else did the damage. I was having no problem holding it, doing my old combination of "Shield Block", "Revenge", "Taunt", the odd "Heroic Strike" etc, so I started using some of my less commonly used moves. I looked down at the toolbar, and saw some buttons which were completely alien to me. There was one which looked like a green needle on top of a purple background, called "Poison Sting". I used that a few times, and another which looked like a turtle shell from Super Mario. This fired a turtle shell at the boss for very little damage. I was looking back and forward between the main screen and the toolbar, and noticed that the icons were sometimes in different places form where they were previously. I must have been semi-lucid, because I said to myself, "Bloody dream keyboards," but kept playing away.

In the end, the boss dropped some awesome chestplate, which I needed, but for some reason another guy got it, and my roll wasn't even counted. I was livid! xD

22.12.2009

Top Gear (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Me and my two friends Darren and Hugh were guest presenters on Top Gear. So including Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond, there were six of us. We decided to have a race round the Top Gear track. We were allowed to use any method of getting round. I went for roller blades. I became semi-lucid around here. I say "semi" because although I knew it was a dream, it didn't feel like "me" controlling everything I did. Kind of like a very close copy of myself, doing stuff I would do. It was night time. I took off round the track in my roller blades, reaching incredible speed. I was supposed to get round to the finish line ASAP, but I was having too much fun. I lifted off the ground slightly and flew over some grassy areas. There was one big hill in the middle of the track. I got up a lot of speed and flew off the top of it like a ramp. I shot up into the night sky, nearly at the clouds, then the wind caught me and I was blown backwards. I fell all the way back to the ground but landed on my feet.

22.12.2009

Just Warmin' up the Core (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID



I was left in charge of a nuclear power station. It was a small concrete room underground, with a grey chair 1.5m off the ground in front of a computer terminal. To get down to the room, I had to drain a large, artificial, underground lake. I assume the lake was on top of the power station for extra security or something. There were only like two buttons on the terminal- a knob controlling intensity of heating and an on/off switch. There was also a dial to tell what temperature the "core" was at. Apparently the main reactor was waaay further underground.

I was powering down the core before bed one night, when I fell asleep sitting there. I was in a really uncomfortable position but didn't wake up until the morning. I woke up when I got a call from my friend Hugh, telling me to "Warm up the core." This I dutifully did. I then picked up a jar of peanut butter which had appeared beside me and started scooping out and eating it with my finger.

[I]abridged[/I]
I am a dark African sitting in a grass hut on a swamp somewhere on the dream plane. I have a necklaces of animal bones around my neck, and feathers coming out of my head. I have thick dreadlocks.

There are all kinds of voodoo shit hanging about.

Raven enters with MoSh, Tigress and Loaf. MoSh is half snake, but no one seems to notice. Loaf is half vampire, half werewolf. Tigress is a werewolf. Raven is Queen of Night.

"We have come to seek the guidance of the Night Shaman," says Raven.

"What is it you desiyah??"

"We desire the Great Red Ruby of Foresight atop the Mountain of Despair."

"Oh, no. You don' wan go dere! You goin' die. You all goin' die many many deaths."

"Just tell us how to get there."

"Me not know if you be deservin'. Are you strong? Are you wise ones? Are you... in unity? If not, you will die, die like a snake writhin' in th' sun! You must accomplish de task of Fiyah firs'! Outside dere is a large swamp tree, with a hollow arch. Walk t'rough de tree. You will find you in de Hell of Hells. Bring me de One Watah Drop in all of Hells, and you will prove to me dat you have de strength it gon' take. NOW GO!"

They eye me suspiciously, but turn and leave. I cast enchantments upon them of protection, energy and power to assist them in their trial.

Q appears next to me. Do you think they'll make it, Professor X?

Well, Q, it's my Danger Room. I can turn it off if they lose lucidity or get lost in pain. I am going to give you an AI orb with a portion of my power. This orb will guide you in my will, and stay with you when I am awake.

I summon a small silver orb, and put a piece of my sentience into it. I hand it to Q. Q10 appears. Q hands the orb to him.

I wake up in some remote viewer facility.

"Good job, sir. You have successfully joined the Dream Corps of the CIA Remote Viewing Project, Dreamgate."

"NO YOU BASTARDS! LET ME OUT OF HERE!"

Code BLUE CODE BLUE WE HAVE A LIVE ONE!

I run out of the room. I am in a huge underground base in a mountain. I run down a catwalk. I don't know where I am going. I have to get the fuck out of there. I feel needle in my back. I collapse to the floor.

I wake up strapped to a table in an operating room.

"You have already betrayed your friends. Oh, yes, you fool. You signed on the dotted line when you slept, you idiot. Don't remember, do you? Too bad your recall sucks."

'NO YOU'RE A LYING FUCK."

THey show me a video of me signing a document in blood in an interrogation room.

"That's not me, you asshole, that's some CGI actor or something."

SILENCE. And now, we torture you for your insolence. Release the straps.

I try to get up. I can't move.

You have been given a paralyzing anesthetic. You can't move for the next forty-five minutes. Yet, you will feel all the pain and torment as we slice you open, and examine what makes you tick.

I see in the reflection of the crazy doctor's eye, a jaguar face. I am confused.

They slice me open, and I scream. I feel no pain. They remove my guts, and play catch with my liver. I realize it must be a dream. I feel a dark fire burning inside me.

I roar, and stand up from the table.

CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS. DREAMER IS MANIFESTING BEAST SELF.

I grab the doctor, and bite his head off, then spit it on the floor. The others back away.

WHO ELSE WANTS THEIR FUCKING DREAMS HAUNTED FOR ETERNITY?

I shoot claws at all their eyes, then fly through many floors until I get outside the mountain.

Goddamned spooks in jet packs are awaiting me.

I call out to Koomo, as the RV Templars hit me with a knock out drug. Fuck yo tranq, beeyotch! This is MY DREAM!

I begin to fall. Michael catches me. Man-bats appear out of portals, and we battle the Templars.

I soon see my friends from the first part of the dream come and join me. We kick ass.

Loaf runs through the mountain, affixing bombs to the pillars. He hands me the detonator. BOOM!

We fly back to the Moon, and rest.

20.12.2009

In a Bush (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was walking down my street with a girl I used to see, talking about some disease that everybody was catching. It was a warm, sunny day. I went into a petrol station and bought a packet of Wine Gums, then we headed further up the street. During this time, the girl got the disease. Apparently, all it did was make her randy as hell. She whipped off her top and dragged me into a bush, where she started kissing me like she was trying to eat my face.

A while later, I was in a large house. I had just spent the night with the girl and was looking for my clothes scattered around the upstairs. I spotted my red jacket over a chair in the landing and went over to get it. It was beside an old man, and I was naked. This turned me lucid, due to the embarrassingness of the situation. I put the jacket round my waist, then took a running leap off the top of the stairs. I flew too fast, and smacked off the wall above the front door. I lost lucidity very quickly, because soon I was participating in some bizzare healing ritual where about six of us stood in a circle with arms linked, raised in the air. I think we were trying to heal the girl I was with before, who was still upstairs.

19.12.2009

Ask Hell! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This one was straight up-weird and very dark. Not like my normal dreams at all. I can barely remember it, but what I do remember is strange.

I was in the upstairs of my granny's old house. There were a couple of other people around, I don't know who, but they were definitely female. Somebody had just died, and I needed to talk to them. One of the people I was with said I should "Ask Hell," if I could speak to them. The way to do this was to get a tin can, fill it with water, then talk to it. I did as instructed, and looked down at the water in the can. The world around me went dark, shadowy-black. I could vaguely see what was around me, but it all looked like an old sepia photo. A demonic face appeared in the water, and it started to boil. I asked about the person I wanted to get in contact with, but my request to speak to them was denied. The face talked (in a hissing/rumbling voice) about how people in hell don't get those kind of privileges, and started laughing. For some reason I started crying. The water in the tin was nearly boiled all the way to the bottom. As it was disappearing, I asked,
"Am I going to hell when I die?" The fizzing remains of the water-faced demon shook its head. Then the scene went back to normal and the water was gone. I felt extremely relieved, I was genuinely expecting the demon to say yes.

for some reason I was on a weird vehicle like thing and we were driving our way to the end of something, context aside...

I was faced with several very very intimidating and scary enemies. I had to kill them while avoiding harm myself, all this time I was on the vehicle. It was very intense... Perhaps the most intense dream I had ever experienced..

I only wish I could remember it all...

In my dream we went to some sort of university.

There were cats. We were in a group meeting and then went to pick something up. At the place to pick up there was a small kitten and attached was a note handwritten with blue pen that said something like, "thank you for everything you have done you've made me smile, this is for you". It was an orange kitten.
I picked it up and took care of it and stuff, and couldn't think of who would have given it to me. I thought that AK would've been happy that we had a cat. It was cute :3

There was a scene wheree there was a fuel station and somehow there wasn't just one cat but there were lots and they were orange like garfield and had green collars.

There was also some sort of competition where there were dinosaurs and the cat was also involved. My mum was there. It was either a type of hide and seek game involving those animals - oh and cactuses too - or we were in some sort of race. I cannot really remember.

Anyway, at the fuel station, the owners were absent so we had to cater for all the people that were suddenly coming. Either that or we had to get out of there and find all the missing cats before the people coming wanted to get their fuel and they thought we would serve them.

At the university, I walked around the corner and there was this large maths library that I never knew existed. I went and sat with my group. Turns out one of them gave me the cat, after I asked her and she was really bad at lying. Actually it was her that bought it and another person in my group had meant it. The person that meant to give me the cat had the same handwriting as that on the note (lol surely you'd type it out or something if it was meant to be anonymous).
There were these pin-up boards in the library that we sat around and for some reason there were lobsters/crayfish there and they were trying to attack me and I was trying to get away from them. There was also a little girl that looked like Dora the Explorer.

My dreams lately have been pretty hard to recall. I am also having trouble recalling their chronological order.

I remember walking around this really busy subway like setting and I saw several of my friends there. I went into the men's bathroom and I heard urination... All urinals/stalls were full.. I opened the door to the womens bathroom and looked to my left I saw stairs that went up.. I decided not to go in, but my pants were unzipped and unbuttoned to I was holding them. I then saw Alex (girl)... I went over to say hi and she says "Ryker, you know you were in the girl's bathroom?" and I played stupid and said "Really!?" she replied yes.

Later I saw Liza but I just passed her. I then saw Drew and passed him as well... I then found a corner and brought out my cellphone and texted my mom "IM AT SCHOOL DONT WORRY"