Non-Lucid Dreams
06.08.2010Tweeterman in school (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I was in school and we put tables together for working in groups. In front of me sat 2 YouTube-/internetvideo-stars. At first I only recognized one of 'em and talked a little bit to him. I also said how cool he is and stuff like that. I don't remember who he was, but he was a guy and I think he had black or at least dark hair. Then I noticed, that on his right side Tweeterman287 sat. (He is a guy, who reviews cheap rip-offs of famouds videogame consoles and stuff. He is over 20 years old but unfortunaterly his voice still is like he's 10) I greeted him and shook his hand. I noticed, that his hands were cold and sweaty. I was very happy to see him and said something like "What an honor to meet you! I really like your vids!" After a little bit of talking I asked him for a autograph. He said "sure" and asked what he should autograph. Me: "I think I have some Nintendo-figures left." Tweeterman: "Ah, Nintendo.." I got a metalbox out of my rucksack. In this box I have all my pencils and stuff. Between the pencils were some tiny figures. For example Mario and Luigi. But there also were some female versions of Chip & Chap or something. And some of them were in little plastic houses which I could push to open. I put the Mario and Luigi figures on the table and put the metalbox back into the rucksack. Tweeterman took a big black marker and made one short line on the back of Marios and Luigis head. That was his autograph...
05.27.201025 € beer (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID My sister and me were on the way to Fegro, a giant German supermarket were you can buy things in big quantity. Usually only supermarkets buy there. My sister went there by car. I changed between sitting in the car and running on the sidewalk. While I was running some stranger gave me a cup of beer. I took it and drank it. At Fegro we got in a small entrance hall. A table was in the middle, paper laying on it. An employee wrote something down. Then he wanted us to sign some formulars. With the form I got, I had to accept, that the cup of beer I got outside will cost me 25 €. I was sad and said: "Great... After that I don't have any money left. Then I went here for nothing."
05.23.2010Me & I: Wookiees (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I walked through the city with myself (yes, I copy or something of myself walked besides me). I looked at my doppelgänger and said: "I really should get a Wookiee-custome. My hair would match perfectly."
05.15.2010South Park Ninjas fighting for soup (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I karate-fighted with Cartman and Kyle in front of a supermarket called Netto. The winner should get a bag of tomatosoup. In the end the bag broke in the fight.
What a time. There were a lot of huge and important things going on in school. In addition to that I had a lot sleepless and/or short dreams. I had no time for lucid dreaming stuff and actually I havn't dreamed anyway. And when there was a dream, I didn't write it down and forgot it. Now I write down the few dreams which I either wrote down or I just don't forgot. 05.11.2010School of Rock (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I nearly can't remember anything, but I made notices at night on my mobile phone: School, rockmusic-game, Tenacious D I think I dreamed, that I was playing some kind of videogame like "Rockband" in my classroom with classmates. We rocked a song by Tenacious D.
05.10.2010Controller Testing (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID My grandmother was in my room and prooved if all my game controllers are still working. She plugged in one controller after another into the PlayStation 2, even the N64 controller fit in and it even worked. Later I recognized, "Hey, that's impossible!". So we had to test the controller all over again and this time we had to check the controller plugged into the right consoles. So I went to a shelve to get games for each console to try out the controllers.
05.08.2010Bad bat (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I sat at a table on the street in front of my house. It was a sunny day with a clear blue sky. Suddenly a big bat appeared. It stayed near me and throwed its ultrasonic waves towards me. After a time I felt threatened and suddenly the bat flied towards me. I ran away and the bat followed me. I ran through a door to my terrace and towards the kitchen. Arrived in the kitchen I managed to close the glassdoor fast enough to let the bat outside.
05.06.2010God is a jerk (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I was in a big empty room and went to a row of windows. I looked up to the sky; it was a sunny day with a cloudless blue sky. Suddenly I saw a big person sitting up in the sky. I saw him from behind and from the side and recognized that this guy is masturbating. I instantly walked some steps backwards so I couldn't see him anymore. Then I sat down on a chair and continued watching the sky. Later gods face suddenly appeared in front of the window and looked angry at me.
05.03.2010Wet ceiling (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I woke and recognized, that the ceiling is totally wet. The water even dropped down to the ground. Then I looked there, where normally my window is. In this dream there only was a very small window which was opened.
05.03.2010Everyone against one (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID There wass war going on. Everyone against one (me). Thousands of people were there and we kinda played a game, that everyone should try kill me and I should try to kill everyone. I had a machinegun, which I could turn around to have a bazooka. My pal Patrick also was one of my enemies. After a while I said to someone, just like I would know, that I'm dreaming: "Hey, make my enemies cleverer. They are only standing around, running around or they even standing in triangle formation so I can easily kill them with the bazooka."
05.03.2010The basement of the lost women (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I saw 2 anime women in a room. Suddenly a black hole appeared and sucked the two women in. I was a FBI agent. I went into an old building and down into the basement. There I crawled through a really small path. On my way I saw a ventilation shaft from which red ash came out. I crawled along and came to a room which seemed to be the room, in which the 2 anime girls got sucked in by the black hole. The room was totally empty. There only were two piles of red ash on the left and on the right. I crawled back through the small path and found some kind of a 6 feet long red tiki-mask. Suddenly I became a little bet frightened. Later I stand outside of the building and talked to other FBI agents. They said, "that they can't analyse and publish the collected information in the internet, because they polluted it with their own opinion." When I woke up I still had this slight fear, even I knew, that the dream actually was just stupid and not frightened at all. Strange...
05.03.2010The bike is broken (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I woke up early in the morning and walked downstairs to the kitchen to get breakfast. I met my father who said to me, that my bike is broken again and I can't use it today. He said that the pocket which is on the back of the bike ripped while he tried to fix the pedal. My pedal really was broken in real life, but I never had a bag on the back of the bike.
05.01.2010Game Over, Whitely (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID (Just to show how the graphics looked like) I was in the videogame "The Thing" and walked around in an absolute dark, round room. I had a flashlight but I or my character could only lighten the ground directly in front of me. I had no weapons. There were few red lasers across the room and some watchmen walked around with dogs. I hid myself behind a pillar. Suddenly a watchman near me tripped and fell down. I saw it and thought it would be a good time to escape. So I ran away and found a metallic stairway and ran upwards. I arrived a door and behind there were a guy who catched me. Another one was there who bottled a woman up as a hostage. He pointed his pistol on her head. The one which catched me had a orange granate which looked just like from the videogame. He activated it and pressed it against my body. He kept it in his hand to let time lapse away, so I can't escape when he drops the granate and runs for cover. Suddenly everything was in slow-motion. The guy dropped the granate and ran away. The other guy ran away too and leaved the woman hostage there. I took the granate and tried to throw it down the metallic stairway which I came from. I missed the open door 2 times in a row. Then I saw how the granate starts to explode. Because of the very slow slow-motion I had enough time to try it again. Unfortunaterly my throw way far too weak and so it landed right in front of the woman. That's all I can remember.
04.25.2010The gouvernor of California (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID My pal Patrick and me were in the bureau of Arnold Schwarzenegger. He had to move into another bureau/building and filled out some last sheets. He said to us, that we should check out the room and search for something that we can keep and he would sign it. We searched and found a lot of things. For example books, old game consoles and a lot movie merchandising (Not only Schwarzenegger movies). I took a big cube with star wars pictures on it and took it to the desk were Arnold was. He stopped writing on his sheet of paper and signed the cube and also signed the thing that Patrick chose. Suddenly he packed the paper into his suitcase and said: "So what are you gonna do today? I would have time." Later I dreamed I stand in front of my school and told my friends about the dream.
04.24.2010Smoking (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I sat anywhere and smoked 3 cigarettes. Unfortunaterly I couldn't taste a thing. I never smoked in my life so it would have been very interesting, if I had tasted something.