FryingMan

+ (f) I'm studying/doing work, (on couch in CH LR), when my mom calls.

+ (f) I'm on the phone with my dad, and I'm saying that I can bring the keys by because I'm still in town

+ My dad is away and has rented his home out to chicken farmers. Chickens all over the place, chicken poop, when they're gone won't the smell remain? I guess they cover the place in plastic.

Walking past a house I think I catch a glimpse of a mouse. I go back to check and another house is renting out to rat farmers. There are rats all over the place. How do they gather the rats up when it's time to go? They place firecrackers up the butts of the rats and if they do not come when called the firecrackers are set off.

+ (f) returning from a trip, I'm trying to decide whether to take the high/long or the low/short (route) home.