FryingMan

+ car thief: I'm outside (in the snow? [DREAM SIGN]) and I'm warming up the Honda Odyssey. There's another truck trying to get by on the road and (he's honking, yelling?) should I get out of the car while it's running? Maybe not. I do get out and when I come back the van is gone. Someone's stolen it! I tell my wife about this. I'm really upset. What shall I do about this? It goes on for a while longer on this theme

+ instrument thief. I'm trying to wash my hands in the bathroom next to the room where my instrument case is. But there's a guy who I think may steal my instrument if I leave it unattended for too long. I go into the bathroom but leap back in to the room to check my case: it's still there. I go in to the bathroom again for just a second and then leap back to check and my instrument and the thief is gone. I leap after him outside down the stairs and I'm screaming that I"m going to catch him. I'm having trouble moving (my body is really heavy?). I catch up with him eventually and my sister's instrument case is there as well. I'm looking for mine but I don't see it. I do see a little case where it is written "Weber compact <my instrument>". That's curious. It has a mini-mouthpiece as well. I open the case and there's a plastic baggy inside with an odd folded thing. I take it out, now I'm really curious to see what this thing looks like and how it works. It seems to have a lot of thing fan-like material on it and I keep unfolding and unfolding it and it gets a bit longer sort of like a long pipe.