INeverWakeUp's Super Dream Journal

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NOTE: I completely forgot to do the TOTY and the advanced TOTM. But I at least had a good lucid.

I recall being in an office room. I was at my desk working. Some girl was talking to me about leaving or something(not too sure). So, I came over to her desk. At this time, I became lucid! Awesome! So, I had some dialogue with her, that I don't quite remember, and a few little kids came in and left at some point. I then left as well. I exited the building. It was a bright and sunny day outside. It was a bit cloudy though. I now start to fly towards a large set of buildings. Suddenly, I'm in a jet. What the...? I'm not sure what jet it was, but I think it was an F-16. Sweet! Time to have some fun! I now open fire on some of the buildings, with a gatling-gun I have built in. I notice the buildings end at a forest. Damn! I turn around and I realize I have missiles too! I fire some, and I totally miss. Damn it all. I reach the first house again, and turn around. I realize I have bombs too! I drop some bombs on the first house, and keep going. I drop bombs on the next house, then I miss the next one. And I fire missiles into the next house. Turn again, and fire my machine gun at a small house. I turn again, and fire missiles at the house I missed, and it goes up in flames. I then blow up another house with missiles. And then the small house too. I see a large crowd outside the first house, and I open fire on them with my machine gun. I wipe out a large amount of them. I turn, and I see a small windmill, which I blow up with missiles. I turn, and fire missiles at the crowd, killing most of them. I finally land at the house. I get out of the craft, and hop down to the ground. No one even seems to be mad at me. That's weird. Really weird. I now hear a familiar voice from behind. I turn and see my friend Cable. He gestures for me to follow him. He's got a good head start, so I know to catch up. I charge my ki. Ready to speed fly. I jump, and face-plant into the grass. Dammit. So now, he finally just comes to me. He's also with another friend, who I don't know at all. Probably just some stupid DC. Someone now comes outside the house. They tell Cable he needs to come inside and fix his guitar. He says he has to go. No he doesn't. This is my dream, I'm hanging with my friend, not being bored to death. I tell him to follow me. We enter a building that is still standing. I summoned it of course, cause I never leave a job undone. I see a black guitar hanging. I take it down, and strap it on myself. I check its tuning, and it's good. I hand it to Cable, and he's in awe. He says it's awesome. We go back outside and we walk to the side of the first house. A girl is standing there with a red Fender Stratocaster(It's a guitar for those of you who don't know). Cable and her start playing some song I've never heard before. He now hands me the guitar, which the guitar is too low. I fix it, Nd I step next to the girl. I play the guitar solo to "Any Way You Want It." We set the guitars down now, and we sit on a bench nearby. A gang comes by, and we start talking. One guy says he would like to invite the girl to have sex with him tomorrow. Um...that's an odd question. Cable and I now leave her. And I soon awake quickly and unexpectedly. It was too quick for me to prepare for an L-DEILD.

I can only recall a lucid part where I was mind controlling alligators.

NOTE: My recall takes off once again where I became lucid. I've had to sleep with only one blanket recently. It's one of the ones where the design makes it have holes on the whole thing. So I've been sleeping uncomfortably and my recall is shot.

I was outside my apartment right after becoming lucid. I have no clue how I did though. I saw a car and decided to drive it. I noticed I was to big for it though. Hm. Weird. So, I squeeze myself in, and I start the car. I drive all the way down to the end of the development. I was coming up towards three cars at the three-way intersection. So, I slam on the brakes. I ram into the first car. Oh damn it all. So, I now get out, and take the right turn. I run up the street until I reach a streetlight. I see Steve Perry on a stage in the middle of the street. He's singing to everyone(INCLUDING ME TOTM!). I notice he's all alone up there singing "Wheel in the Sky." I jump up and grab a guitar, and stet playing(Yes, I know this song on guitar). The guitar solo now kicks in, and I play it. Soon I see someone who's terrorizing everyone. Really?! Oh well, at least I did TOTM. I go back to the car crash, and I see one of the mechs from Avatar(the movie, not the anime). I get in it, and I pull out my weapon. Really?! It's a bunch of different colored missiles on a pistol. I fly up from the mech and see the guy. I fires the missiles at him, but they don't do jack shit. Oh damn it all. I noe get back in the mech, and sit down. I close the cockpit and go back to the missiles. I pull out a big shotgun. I shoot the missiles, and a shitty foot radius explosion happens. Dammit! I notice the guy got away now. Fuck! I see him flying away. I get out, and hold onto the mech. I try ki speed flying, but I can't. What?! Oh it's the mech, but I wanna take it with me! I can't seem to get away with it, to I go and sit upon a tree until I awake.

All I can recall is just doing a reality check and becoming lucid. That's about it.

I recall walking up the side lawn towards my apartment. It was evening time and many people were outside enjoying the weather. I walked up to my Dad's car. Then, I suddenly became lucid without dream signs! I was a bit suspicious though. This dream seemed very real to me. I cracked my fingers, which I can't seem to do in dreams. Hm, well, I only had one way to find out. I jumped in the air, and I started flying. Yep, this was a dream alright. I couldn't seem to remember the tasks of the year. So, I just flew off. I soon landed at a concealed area, where lots of frightened people were trapped. A TV screen on a wall turned on. It wa Jigsaw from the Saw movies. What the hell? He did the usual and asked if we wanted to play a game. Then, a Hydra came out from a pool which wasn't there before. The Hydra starting killing people. Shit! I noticed a jet in here too. Where the hell do these things keep coming from? Oh well, I gotta use it. I jump in and take off. I fire multiple missiles at the Hydra. I blow of some heads. Oh damn it all. So the Hydra now had eighteen heads. Shit! I land now, as the Hydra continues. I can't recall this part too well, but I believe I blew it up with a ki blast. I'm not too sure. But then, I saw a girl trapped in a giant brick made of bricks. I punched it and it split into two parts. The girl was free now. Now, Jigsaw cane out. I got pissed at him. I fired off a Kamehameha at him. This really hurt him. Then I beat the shit out of him. Finally, I stuck my middle finger and index finger on my left hand, and gouged his right eye out. At that point, I awoke.

I dreamed that I was in a modern city. I think it might've been New York. I'm bot too sure. It was currently evening. People were in a fuss, and running for their lives. I went to see what the problem was. Then, I became lucid without dream signs! Yeah! I fly high up and land on a skyscraper. I see that the demon InuYasha is about to fire a giant-ass missile that'll destroy Earth. What the fuck? Screw him, I now remember I have to do the Star Wars TOTY. I look up in the sky and see the Death Star. I get in a fighting stance as I keep my eye on it.
"Kamehameha!" I shout. I fire a large blue ki beam at the Death Star, and it is obliterated. Hell yeah! Time to handle InuYasha I guess. I look down at him, but then I have a series of false awakenings. Then, I awake for real.

NOTE: My recall has been so shitty recently. I've been in a dry spell for two weeks now. I'm trying not to stress about it, but it's annoying when I miss my dream signs so often.

I find myself walking down the back parking lot of my now old school(DS). I'm trying to find the right bus to get on. However, some of the busses are actually just minivans. I'm pretty sure they're not a minivan that exists though. As I'm walking, I'm thinking that I SHOULDN'T do a reality check, since it's the first day of school, and the dream would be worthless. (Let it be noted last year I still tried to use the dream sign throughout the year but it was worthless, but the first day should be an exception.) So now, I get to my minivan, but it takes off. Oh damn it all. So now, my good friend Eternity comes by along with one other kid. They had also missed their rides too. Well this sucks. And now, all the other busses are driving off too. Shit! So now, a black man wearing a plad dress shirt and jeans comes over.
"Okay, I want you, you, and you to come with me." he says. He leads us to the one last bus in the parking lot. It is filled with all black children wearing black dress pants and white short-sleeve dress shirts. I notice one outlier in the front seat, so he must be another one who missed his bus. My guess is this is a bus going to some sort of Chirstian or Catholic school if I'm correct. Eternity and I sit by each other. We start to drive away from the school now. Apparently, we're heading to our new school, and this bus will go to its correct school after it drops us off. The bus driver calls out the name Isaiah, to which about six or seven people stand up, including Eternity(His real name is Isaiah). Well, it is a common name among black people, so I wasn't surprised so many kids stood up(for the record, I'm not racist...in case anyone thinks I am). So, we soon arrive at the new school(DS), and we get inside. We go up into a PC room and we find seats. My day gets enlightened when I see Lauren(DS) in the room. She drops a few things of hers, so she bends over to pick them up. I can now see her panties, which are pure white. Well...um...I didn't see this one coming. So, the dream now skips over to night time, and I'm at home sitting on the very couch I'm sitting on as I type up this dream. I notice a bunch of people standing outside across the street on the sidewalk. They look like homeless people. I go outside to talk to them. Turns out, they're actually just a bunch of people whoring themselves. I pick up one girl wearing a really slutty shirt and short skirt, and we go back into my apartment. We make out for awhile, but we never actually have sex. She ended up having to leave. I was really looking forward to sex too. Oh well. So, the dream now skips over to the following night, were I find the same story happening again. This time, when I bring the same whore in, all the others come inside as well, and they start partying. I know this will wake my Dad and brothers up. Shit, what now? I know! I jump on my couch, and pretend to sleep, and at this point, I awake.

Goals: Gone With the Wind TOTY, visit the Dream World Academy.

I dreamed that Cedar Point had been moved to a nearby city to mine. So, my Dad takes me and my brothers to Cedar Point. We are now at Cedar Point. [SPOILER][/SPOILER]
We go in. The place is awesome. My older brother and I go over to a newly installed ride. We get on. It is an orangish-colored coaster. We ride the coaster, and there is some sort of mission we have to do. We end unfailing the mission(I can't recall what it was). But we still had fun on the coaster. We get off and go to play a real life game of Super Smash Bros. Brawl. I forget exactly what happened, but I do recall kicking some major ass. So now, I believe I saw a dream sign. So I became lucid! Oh hell yeah! Time to do some serious business! I recall having to do the Gone With the Wind TOTY. Time to do it! I now ki speedily my way to a house that looks fancy. It's a brick house.
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I see Rhett walk out very fast with a black suit case. Scarlett follows close behind.
"Wherever shall I go? Whatever shall I do?" Scarlett asks Rhett.
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." Rhett harshly replies to Scarlett. He stops when he sees me.
"You don't give a damn, huh?" I say. Rhett knows I mean business. He brakes into a sprint, and Scarlett tries to chase him. I break into a sprint too. I'll give that bastard a piece of my mind. I begin chasing him. I easily pass Scarlett. After about running a whole block, I reach Rhett. I grab him by the shoulder and turn him to face me. I punch him square in the face!
"Just take Scarlett back or you'll be a worthless piece of shit for the rest of your life Rhett!" I snap(not my exact words, I can't recall them exactly). Rhett recovers. We're now under a brick bridge. A lot of people notice the scene happening. Now, Rhett gives Scarlett a super romantic speech(I sadly can't recall any of it). I realize that we're near a church. What a place to make a romance scene, eh? So, now he's done, after a literal three minute speech. The two kiss. Yucky! LOL. Anyway...I must have put some damn good power into that punch. If Rhett was able to forgive and forget that easily. Oh well. Yay! My eighth TOTY is completed! Four more to go! Now, I need to go visit the Dream World Academy. I start to fly over the church, when I see George Lopez sitting with the Priest at a white table with a white umbrella.
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I land by them.
"What's up George?" I say. I notice he's making something. "Making pot? Haha. Just kidding." George laughs too. The priest doesn't notice me. I walk past him, then ki speed fly away. I fly past some trees, and then there's the Dream World academy. It's set up is like what insideout drew in his DWA dream. Two bed post towers, castle in the back, village up front. I land and there's a gate the reads "Dream World Academy." the castle looks cool.
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I proceed through the gate, and like twenty armed Templars come at me. Oh shit! I pull put two Westar-33 Blaster Pistols and aim.
"It's okay! I'm a lucid dreamer!" I say, rest to fire. They stop.
"You may go in." One guard says in a deep voice. They have cool armor. All black, with spikes and stuff. The helmets had two black horns bent like an L. They had giant-ass black swords too. You could see there eyes in the visor, which were just blue circles. I proceed into the castle. The castle is all black on both in the inside and outside. I walk in, a man walks up to me. He looks a lot like George Washington.
"Are you worthy enough to wander in Dream World Academy?" he asks. I quickly beat him down and put one blaster pistol to the back of his head, and the other to his chin.
"Is this worthy enough for you?" I ask, applying pressure with the blasters.
"Yes. Please let me give you the tour." he replies. I let him go.
"One second, I need to carefully observe the castle." I say. I look around. A hallway on both sides of me, and one in front of me. A red carpet leads from the door to the first room in front of me. Down the left hall, I see another hallway going both ways, and a set of stairs going up is at the start of the hall. The right hallway also has two more halls going each way. This place is pretty awesome. We now go the the room in front of us. The red carpet leads down about a fifteen foot hallway. There are lit torches about every three feet on both sides. At the end of the hall, the carpet ends. We proceed into the kitchen. The first room. It has white-tiled walls and floor. On the left are stairs going down. On the left, is a gas stove and oven. Then past that is a countertop and sink. I notice another exit on the parallel side of where I am. It leads into a dark room. The guide now leads me down stairs. The room is semi dark. A few windows are here. There are multiple shelves, and tables all over here. There everything you could ask for here. The ground is solid grey brick. As well as the walls. The guide now stands in a far corner of the room. I notice a vintage drum kit, and go over and sit down and I play a blues beat.
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They literally have everything down here. I go over to a table with hand guns on it. There's a price tag that said something around $9.00. I'm surprised by the low price. It's a real hand gun! I now go back to the drums. A girl comes down the stairs. She has an old Revolutionary War pistol. She shoots me in my left shoulder with it. And it actually hurt! What the fuck, bitch?! I jump over the drums as she runs into a corner.
"Kamehame...HA!" I blast her with a large blue ki blast. There's nothing left of her. Oops. Shit. I didn't mean to go THAT far. I go behind the drums now. Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Herminie Granger all come downstairs now. [SPOILER][/SPOILER]
Harry fires the death spell at me!
"Avada Kedavra!" he shouts. What the fuck? I easily deflect it with my hand though. Wow, I stopped an "unstoppable" spell! Haha! Mike Dirnt now comes down with his bass guitar. Holy shit! Mike Dirnt!
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He now throws his bass at me. I dodge it. Hey! I feel betrayed by my favorite bassist now! Now, Billie Joe Armstrong comes down with his guitar.
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I run over an hug him. He's my idle! Now, everyone is grabbing weapons and getting ready to kill me. I better go. I run outside the castle now, and the Templars are coming in fast now. What the hell did I do to deserve this? It was that bitchy girl who started it! I keep running and I get away. I land in the village, where I'll be safe for now. I soon awake.

Goals:
Gone With the Wind TOTY

NOTE: I was SOOOO close to completing the TOTY. It's not even funny how close I was. I almost completed it, until a fucking lawn mower woke me up! That just blows so much, it's not even remotely funny.

I start off in the water. Oddly, this is in school(DS). It's the last day, and we're having our Field Day competitions. There's a life-sized chess obstacle course in which we're using real people who're actually fighting! I'm OB the course now. The first person to give their celebrity the ear buds and listen to music wins. They're placed at the top of a tower like structure. The opposing team's celebrity, if I recall right, is Lady Ga Ga. Our celebrity is Selena Gomez. Oh, liking our celebrity. So, we now begin hitting each other and trying to get the iPod and ear buds. I rip through and get them. I start to run towards the tower. Another girl steals them, and climbs. She almost hands the buds to Lady Ga Ga, when I steal them back. I run around and go up the stairs to the top. I hand them to Selena, who puts them in. I look at the iPod, which is a 4th Generation iPod Touch(What I'm typing this entry with!). The song is "Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own" by U2. We are now declared the winners! I tell Selena U2 is awesome. She agrees. She then kisses me on the cheek. Okay, like...turn on!
"Well, I'm in a relationship now, so we can't date." Selena says. Okay, at least I have a chance! "But do you want me to hook you up with someone?"
"Hell yeah!" I reply.
"Okay, I'll meet with you tomorrow at your house." Selena says. Awesome! So I go back into the water, which is nice and warm. My older brother comes to pick me up. I tell him that Selena Gomez(he's a huge fan of her) kissed me on the cheek. He actually says he doesn't care, and tells mr about a dream he had. We get home, which is rearranged(dreams). We're in the garage, when a helicopter lands in our drive way. We here Selena's voice. My brother smiles, and we run outside. There are multiple dudes in the chopper with her. She says they're holding her captive. The chopper flies off, but those dumbasses crash it into a set of garages. I speed fly there. Wait, flight?!
"This is a dream!" I say upon landing on the garage set. Time to fuck these assholes up. Selena gets out and runs to me. The guys get out and three of them charge. Big! Mistake!
"Kamehame......" they're wondering what I'm doing as they charge me. "HA!" I blast them all away at point blank range. That had to hurt! I see two more on the ground. I fire a full power ki wave at them and kill them. Then, I see the rest running towards a locker. That's weird, these garages are attached to the condominium, and a bunch of lockers on top. I charge at them. I extend a hand.
"Big Bang Attack!" I shout. They all get into a locker, but they get blown up anyway. Idiots. Shit! I now realize I have to do the TOTY! I have no time to spare! I start taking control of my five senses in my dream body to maintain lucidity longer. The dream now feels more realistic since I did that. I take out a Pokéball now.
"Latios! Go!" I shout throwing the ball. It lands and comes back as a Latios comes out. I put the ball away and go over to Latios. Latios is being disobedient, and keeps staying back. Ah screw Latios, I'll fly myself. So I now speed fly away. I'm looking for the house I remember seeing Rhett and Scarlett at in a YouTube video. Ah-ha! I find it and land. I go up the stairs, as the two of them come out.
"Wherever shall I go? Whatever shall I do?" Scarlett asks in a crying voice.
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." Rhett replies. Time to make my speech.
"You don't give a damn, huh?" I say. The two notice me and are paying close attention now. "Do you realize what you're about to do, Rhett? You're about to leave the only woman you've ever truly loved. You will always regret this. And look how old you're getting now! I don't know when this movie was made, but I sure as hell know it was before eHarmony was ma--" My Dad and little brother show up now. My Dad interupts and takes me by force! We're driving, and my Dad keeps demanding I show him my DJ entries. I keep telling him no. I eventually fly away and I'm back at the place. I continue.
"I know this movie was made before eHarmony was! You'll be dead by the time it's created. You'll never find another love. You'll be a lonely man for the rest of your life. You will sit in a--" I hear a lawn mower. It's getting really loud now. I then, awake! I still hear the lawn mower. It's outside, and it woke me the fuck up! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

NOTE: I said in a previous entry that when something about me changes in a dream, I keep it that way. I decided though, that the whole Jusenkyo Curse isn't something I like much, so I'm gonna end that.*

I find myself in a suburban town. I'm with a group of people I don't know. We're wandering around the back streets of town. There is one girl who is generally annoying the fuck out of all of us. So, a few of us meet up. One girl in our group, was super attractive. She was very, 'distracting.' she looked like she wanted to speak. "Okay." she said. "That girl is annoying the piss out of me. Which ever one of you guys gets rid of her, I'll have sex with you." Boing! We split up. I got over to the girl. I knock her over. Now, I pick her up by her legs and begin to spin around. Finally, I let go, and she flies over a house. She's gone. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I tell the hot girl I'll be waiting around the corner. While I'm waiting over there, I'm thinking about Lauren(DS). now, I become lucid! Well shit. I was looking forward to doing the TOTY, but this dream started to late in the morning. I won't have time. Oh well, sex it is. So, the girl shows up now. I undress, and so does she. Boing! Now, she decides to be fancy. She takes everything off, minus her skirt. Oh that's hot. So, now we have sex. It was actually pretty fast(on account of I don't usually have sex dreams anymore, so the "you know what" came quicker). So, we finished and got up. We redressed. Soon, we discovered that something bad was happening. We went back around the corner. I wasn't sure what was happening, but I was gonna end it quick. Then, something jumped at me.
"Shishihokodan!" I shouted. Suddenly, a large explosion of ki fired up and destroyed everything in its path.
Then, I awoke.

I don't remember
when, where, or how I became lucid, but I remember wandering around a dark room.

I find myself at my apartment development. I'm standing out in the parking with the one and only, annoying, asinine, Jimmy(From School DS) He acts like a total prick all the time. He's currently using a purple bow and arrow to kill chickens running around the area. I decide, what the hell? and join him. We both have purple bows and arrows and we start shooting. Soon, I have to go inside. I am with a different family. I have an understanding Mom, a few siblings, and an asshole Dad. He always seemed so pissed about everything. He made me really pissed(can't recall how), so I went outside to stay away from him. I ran into some random blonde chick. I wa talking to her about how I'm really pissed off right now. I started to talk to her about school(DS), but then I realized I was dreaming. Yay! Time to leave this shithole. I now fly up into the air leaving the blonde behind. I landed on a rooftop, where I saw a person shape shifting. He was trying to attack a girl. There was a large hole in the rooftop. He then transformed into Super Baby Vegeta 2. Shit! I now jump up in front of the girl. I quickly do the Final Flash formation.
"Final Flash!" I shout. I now fire a blue blast at Baby. It has no effect. Dammit! He now transforms into Great Ape Baby. Fuck! I extend one arm.
"Big Bang Attack!" I now launch a large blue ball at him. No effect. Damn! He now flies up. Shit! I'm no match. Then, someone lands by me. He asks me to do Fusion with him. I agree. We do the gay Fusion dance.
"Fu...sion...HA!" We say simultaneously. We are now one person. We're ultimately stronger now. Time to kick some ass. I fly up and am at the same height as Baby. I put both of my hands out.
"Big...Bang...Kamehameha!" I shout with two voices. Then, a large blue blast fires out and hits Baby. It kills him. Got that fucker! Then, I soon awake.

I find myself awaking in the same ditch again. I walk down a little and start to think about school(DS). Wait...I now do a reality check. I can breath through my nose. Then, I look at my hands. My middle fingers are extremely small! Well, okay. I'm now lucid! Awesome. Time to go have some more fun! Then, I see Shenron flying around. What the hell's he doing here. He passes by, and I jump up on him. I crawl up to the green dragon's head.
"What's wrong Shenron?" I ask. He pauses.
"A lot." he replies in his really deep voice. We are now circling a field. "Those kids down there(I look down and see four kids in a circle)are causing Hell!" He continues to circle. I cup my hands to my side.
"KA...ME...HA...ME...HA!" I now fire a blue ki blast in the middle of their circle. They all jump back.
"What kinda crappy shot was that?" one asks. I jump down from Shenron.
"A warning shot." I notice it's night time. They now tell me that they're planning to destroy the flavors apple, grape, orange, and cherry. Orange has already been destroyed. Damn! Wait...what the fuck?!
"Now, we'll destroy another." One says.
"Not if I can help it!" I say. "Check this new move out!" I cup one hand to my right side and charge my ki. Suddenly, a green ball surrounded by green aura appears. A Final Shine attack! Then, one of them splashes me with super cold water. Shit! I'm now a girl. Damn cold water! I realize my green ki ball is gone. My right hand is too cold to do another. Left hand it is!
"The only way to stop us is to destroy that indestructible net!" one says. One of them is standing in front of the net. BIG! MISTAKE! I now do the Final Shine with my left hand. The one in front of the net looks scared. Indestructible my ass!
"FINAL SHINE ATTACK!" I shout. I now launch a GIANT green blast at the net. It instantly blows right through the net. The guy in front of it got caught in the blast and landed by the hot chick house. I now speed fly over there, and laugh at him. I now speed fly back. They are all in shock. But, I then awake.

NOTE: On behalf of my completion of the 300 TOTY, I decided when I was lucid that I'd have a little break.

I find myself in Mr. Brown(DS)'s classroom(DS). We aren't doing anything. Interestingly enough, the classroom(DS) doesn't look different, and I have the right classmates(DS ). Suddenly, some girls come into the room. They have big smiles on their faces.
"Okay! We're going to have a singing competition soon!" one says. "We're splitting up the school into three teams. And you'll all sing a Green Day song!" I clench my fist and pull my elbow back and say "YES!" We are assigned groups, and the song we will sing. Soon, class is over and we go into the gym(DS). I sit down by Colten M.(DS). We begin to talk about the competition.
"Dude, I have the three songs from the competition on my calculator." Colten says. Calculator? What the fuck? I want a calculator like that! "Here's our team's song." he shows me the title, but I don't recall which Green Day song it was. "Here's the next one." The next one is 'Boulevard of Broken Dreams.'
"Oh I'd love to have that one!" I say.
"And team three's." Colten says. It's 'Basket Case.'
"Oh, now I'd REALLY love to have that one!" I say. Colten starts to play the song now. We begin to sing 'Basket Case', but since this was a dream, the lyrics were a little different. We now begin to attract others' attention. A few girls, including Daniela S. come over an listen. We now sing the lyric "I went to a whore. He said my life's a bore." The girls laugh cause of the word 'whore.'
"The really fucked up part is that the next lyric is 'He.'" I say to them. Then, it hits me. Were am I? School(DS)!!!!! I'm dreaming! Yay! Well, I just did the 300 TOTY. I think I deserve a break for such hard work. I now run down the bleachers onto the gym floor. Then, I run outside. There appears to be a deep and steep ditch. Across it, there's a really nice house. I also see Elliot M. there. I jump over the ditch and say hi.
"Dude! There's a bunch of hot chicks 'n there!" Elliot said(he's a proud redneck!).
"Then let's go in!" I reply.
"YEAH!" Elliot says. He runs around to the door and goes in. I jump up to the roof and fly through a window screen. I land right next to Elliot.
"I came I. Through the screen dude." I say.
"Nice!" Elliot says. We now proceed(be aware this whole house of chicks wasn't my plan, but I saw it, and yea)into the living room. The hot chicks are hanging out. They see us and invite us in. DAYUM! These girls are smokin' hot! They're all dressed like total sluts too. After we hang out for awhile, one of them says there're more girls upstairs. I decide to go invite them down. I check every room downstairs. No luck. I see stairs. Oh yeah, upstairs! Herp-A-Derp! I do upstairs, and I have a false awakening! Dammit! In my false awakening, I 'wake up' wasted at the bottom of the ditch by the house. I get up and walk. Wait! This is the same ditch from...I now recover my lucidity! Alright! I go back inside the house and go into the dinning room. Me and Elliot chillax with the chicks. Then, I decide to go outside, and I awake.

Goals:
300 Spartans TOTY
LPTC Bonus Task

I can't remember exactly how. But I was somewhere dark, and I noticed a dream sign. I was now lucid! Holy shit! Yes! It's now time. I have the power to do this! I now head through the dark room up to a door. Time to go to Thermopylae I open the door, and there's the legendary battle. About to begin. Not on my watch. I see the Spartans waiting anxiously on one side, and the Persians rushing down the rocky terrain. Time to give King Xerxes a bitch-slap of truth! I fly up high into the air. Time to kick some serious ass! I get into a full-body V stance. I begin to charge my ki. I'm not surrounded by a purple glowing aura, and golden lightning sparks. Time to show the Persians the meaning of true power. After this, I can turn into Godzilla and clear the road. Then I'll beat up Xerxes and have Leonidas come in for the kill. Yea! I now bend my stance sideways and cup my hands to my left side. Shit! The Persians are almost to the Spartans! Time to fire! I get back in my V stance and put both hands out.
"GALICK GUN!" I shout. Now, a very large blast of purple ki launches outand hits the Persians. I now move the Galick Gun so I can hit down more Persians. I'm quickly killing a lot of them. I might not need to go Godzilla! Now, the whole mountainside is empty of Persians. Well, there's still more around the corner. The Spartans don't even question what just happened. They now start to charge. Awesome. I fly around the corner and see more Persians. Maybe I won't need to be Godzilla. I fly up into the air a little more. I extend one arm and cup my hand. Time for a Big Bang Attack. But then, I awake. Oh well! I still did the TOTY!