Recent DJ Posts

Hmm...a few FA's recently and now this. Momentum?

The Alcohol Lucid (dild)

Broz and I are in the kitchen and we have a drink. I begin feeling a little woozy and go up to my room. I fall asleep with the intention of having a lucid dream. I wake up in the middle of the night feeling even more woozy. I have a really difficult time walking, I feel real heavy. I look at the 20 or so fingers on my hand and begin to suspect I am dreaming. My vision is a little blurry.

World of Warcraft is on my computer. The buildings build themselves and dissemble themselves repeatedly. Fred Flintstone is also on the monitor. Yup, I am definitely dreaming. My hands again have too many fingers.

I drag my feet through the darkness and to the window. The screen is torn open and a great storm is brewing. I think about climbing onto the roof. The shred of lucidity I have waivers as I decide I better not climb onto the roof in case I am not dreaming. They'd call the police if a drunk guy is on the roof.

I still have a hard time walking, thinking, and seeing because my vision is lost multiple times. I am not lucid enough to use my normal techniques for re-entering the dreams. I try to pry my hands open to regain vision but it doesn't work. Lucidity is still weak because I think I might be blind. When I do get my eyes open, I wake up. I blame the poor quality on the strong effects of dream alcohol. And I am a little rusty.

FA's are good. Anything 'werid' and unusual is good.

Running From Zombies (non-lucid)

I am playing a video game but I am actually in the game. BroY and I must figure out how to escape the school we are in while 2 zombies try to chase us down and stop us. BroY opens a new path by jumping through a glass window. He is cut and bleeding and I have to help him walk around. I kick down a door and into the gymnasium. We can't find a way out of here and the zombies eventually get us. I am not too scared because it is just a game.

Round 2 begins and me and Broy transform into Starcraft 2 units. We are roaches. We go through the cafe which has some snow in it. We make it outside eventually and there is a blizzard.


^A roach. It can't look up.

BroZ's Return (non-lucid)

A false awakening. There is a lumpy cover in the corner of my room. "No! It can't be him! No!". I lift the cover and BroZ is sleeping. "Shit". I go back to sleep.

Another false awakening. I wake up and he is on my computer playing Starcraft 2. He is even worse then me. Trying to move his units to an island expansion by hitting them like a golf video game. I tell him to let me play but his refuses. It is my computer and we get into a fight. I punch him and his nose bleeds.