My dream last night was like I was watching an episode of Jackass live. It was like I was one of the characters but none of the other characters really acknowledged me. At one point we were in a canoe trying to sink it, and then Ryan Dunn got into a big plastic jug that had some water in it and he was put into the canoe. I was on one end and another Jackass character was on the other end and somehow we were spinning the canoe so that the plastic jug was spinning inside of it and Ryan was getting really beat up inside of it. We we stopped he was pretty angry and bloody. Then a character I did not recognize was on skis with a big sort of winged parachute being held about him. He skied down the street and fly up slightly into the air only to crash back down. I feel like I've dreamt this before because it was familiar yet I'm pretty sure it wasn't a real episode of Jackass. Another part of my dream I remember is being home, and a car which we don't own was in our driveway with the keys in it. In the dream though I thought we owned the car. At home I was also preparing to go with my neighbors to florida. I also remember something about mythbusters and how they were going to try and make a group of bubbles, ontop of some sort of pop or drink, pop in a specific order. Again it was a non-lucid dream and writing it down, it's crazy I didn't go lucid because of all the things that weren't right.
June 24, 2011 Notes Staying at my grandmother's house currently. Slept a really long time. Kind of a crossover from World of Warcraft's Wrath of the Lich King, probably elements from reading too many fantasy novels. Entry 013 I'm in a restaurant, and at first I'm eating by myself. As time goes on, though, I see a large group of people sitting to my right. I walk over to the group and realize that it's the entire Jackass cast. I sit down at the head of the table and join in on their conversation. They're so funny I'm practically breaking down in laughter. I vaguely remember going to the bathroom and something about Gene Simmons being in there or something. ---- Now I'm wandering around some kind of deserted island nation. The ground is flooded with a thin layer of water about 2 inches deep, but my feet never seem to get wet-- It's as if I'm walking on top of the water. I see two girls here, both of them tall and skinny wearing athletic clothes. They appear to be sparring each other. The shorter of the two is obviously winning. I walk up to the shorter girl and challenge her to a boxing match. She's obviously several years younger than I am, so I'm not worried. She puts up a good fight, but I win. Just as we finish our fight, I notice a huge ship as large as several mansions cutting through the water nearby. Suddenly the water around us becomes very deep, and I fall in, unable to see the bottom. As the ship passes by I begin to be pulled toward the rocky cliff behind me. There's some kind of whirlpool forming there, apparently caused because someone pulled out some kind of key stone in the cliff wall. I'm swimming as hard as I can, but the whirlpool is too strong. I know I won't make it. Just as I'm thinking this I spot a loose rope coming from the side of the massive wooden ship. I grab hold and pull myself up to the side of the ship. Cut into the side of the ship is a platform with a metal dragon sculpture over the top of the entrance. Walking into the side of the ship is almost like walking into the belly of a monster. I pass through a hallway and eventually come out into the belly of the ship, which is apparently some kind of coliseum. There are seats everywhere, and the area gives off a kind of ancient feel to it. The thick wooden columns and seats remind me of the viking era. Even though the coliseum is apparently ancient, all of the seats are equipped with modern-ish devices. One such device is a bone arm rest which has rolling letters with which to enter book titles. Why book titles? Not sure. There is one section of seats in particular with glowing red glyphs above them, but these are empty. Only potential competitors are to sit here. As I look around I notice in the center arena a giant throne at one end. Upon the throne is a man with full polished steel armor, black cloak, hood and glowing blue eyes. In one hand he holds a massive, glowing blue sword, and I understand this is the "Lich Sword", a sword imbued with the power of the dead. This man is the king of this realm, whatever it is, and only the winner of the coliseum gets the opportunity to fight him and potentially take his throne. At once I see the first match is going to be boxing. The first competitor enters the ring, and I see it is the girl I challenged and beat earlier. Without really thinking, I jump down into the challenger's seats and am teleported into the arena. Again, the battle is a bit of a challenge, but I still win. I'm teleported back to the seats before a kind of magical forge. The forge glows with a yellow light and a sword, similar to the king's Lich Sword, spawns there. I take it. This is my first prize-- the "Earth Sword". Suddenly, I'm transported back into the ring. I was foolish. This is far from over. The same girl I just defeated reappears, only this time with a team of other people and a giant black panther. She and her team jump onto the panther. I realize I've been tricked. The girl was an agent of the king, purposely luring me into joining the tournament. I mount my own panther, but without a team. I don't think I can win. I wake up.
about time i had rememberings. and such strong ones as well. what happened was i was in school. i felt abit ill, so i skipped lesson one. then the guys from jackass were at my school, and they sked me to assist with filming, and then we hung out for the rest of lesson 2. by lesson 3 i felt really unwell, so i called a taxi and got in, the jackass guys now faded. i arrived home to the shock of my mother, who asked why i came home. i told her i didnt feel well, but she sent me back to school, i dont remember how. i dont remember lesson four, but during lesson five something strange happened to my DC of my friend jake. he shuddered a bit, and turned to me. he looked at me nd said, "hey you dont feel well. your not gonna come to school today are you?" i looked at him and said: "what are you on about? im at school!" he just shook his head and said "nope" he then seemed to get pulled awy, and i woke. i need to talk to jake about what happened. best thing?: as i had already gone to school last night, i didnt go today. that, and also jake was right. in the morning i had a relape of my cold. creepy.