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    1. Penis Cutter, Princess Zelda Collects Dragons, Las Plagas Victims Won't Die

      by , 11-14-2012 at 05:50 PM (Linkzelda's Dream Journal)
      11.14.2012
      The PENIS CUTTER (Non-lucid)

      NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

      Heh, yesterday, I had three blowjobs in a dream, and now this? OH YEAH. *sarcasm*

      My dream recall, I'm getting my tulpa to help me recall them whenever I come back home and have time to recall them, considering the time I woke up and went to class was 1-2 hours, and still managed to remember this without writing notes is going pretty well. Tulpaforging, not really so strong at the moment, but I'm trying.



      So I'm outside near your typical gas station store, or mini-market area. The atmosphere is gray overall, guess it must be a cold day, or most likely to rain. There's this machine that I'm trying to avoid that apparently cuts the head of your penis off.

      It has a mix of colors:

      -Blue
      -Gray
      -Red Eyes
      -Black

      And its composition, especially for the torso and legs, was fairly basic. It's mostly a rectangular base for the torso, with a few curved ends here and there, and the legs were skinny but extremely durable. It had choppers as well, obviously, so it can cut men's penis heads off.

      I'm informed on a screen that shows up like a HUD where I have to mentally synch in the letters that show up, or else the machine/robot cuts my penis off. And what made it more challenging is that I have to at least be 2-5 feet to the machine that's coming at me.

      Like WTF.

      I had my penis head cut off at least two times, and thank goodness I didn't feel any pain, and the machine can cut the head off REALLY fast. I remember the first time the dream reset where I'm in the same environment with the mini-mart, I was inside the store, and running through the small aisles, trying to make random things fall to slow down the machine.

      You know how in a chase where the one being chased pulls down random shit, like a pole or fruits on a fruit stand to distract the chaser? Yeah.

      Other than that, the dream was mostly revolved on me trying to avoid the robot until I was ready to synch with the random letters surrounded by a cyan aura.
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      11.14.2012
      Princess Zelda collects Dragons? (Non-lucid)

      NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

      I believe I'm in the same environment as I was in the previous dream with the penis cutter, except this time, there's not machine to worry about. I have the assumption that if I go inside the mini-mart, something bad will happen, so I decided to not go in of course.

      There's a dream shift where I'm with my father, and he wants to get some rice from one of those to-go areas you see in gas stations (like getting breakfast tacos or something like that). My father asks the man if he can get a specific rice in a specific way, and the employee has a hard time explaining things to him.

      I end up coming into the conversation and stating that the rice will be just fine, and that it won't try since it'll have water in it even when it's microwaved. I believe that's the answer the employee was going to state, but couldn't find the words.

      The dream shifts again, and I'm back outside the mini-mart. There's this really sexy female. She has dragon armor, similar to this, but more revealing of her skin, and more sluttier:






      It was also a mix of this, at least close enough to it, except it was black, and had some red marks near the shoulder areas:






      She doesn't seem like she's trying to kill me or anything, she's probably treating me as if I'm another dream character. I could've interacted with her, since she is the most enticing DC in the dream after all. She summons a huge brown dragon, and it comes to her right by her side. It's completely tamed, it moves its head next to her right hand that she has extended for the dragon to touch.

      The dragon is at peace, majestic, I could see its scales, this was an awesome dragon, and I was amazed at how much this lady could control the dragon. Then the dream shifts to where I see this same lady near Princess Zelda.



      They're both standing near a castle top (like the picture below labeled in red):






      The brown dragon is flying above them in a circle, and Princess Zelda (the Twilight Princess version) extends her arms for it to come near her. Zelda then turns to the same lady in the slutty dragon armor, who is probably her dragon tamer assistant or something, and tells her to collect more dragons for her.

      She complies, and I guess she goes off to find more dragons to tame.
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      11.14.2012
      Las Plagas Victims just can't DIE (Non-lucid)

      NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

      I'm playing as Leon S. Kennedy from Resident Evil 4. I'm trying to shoot all the Las Plagas Victims before they kill him, and I feel as if I'm interchanging in being in Leon's body, and mentally controlling him in spectator mode.

      I'm inside of a house, like the type of house made mostly of wood and bricks, like a 1800s type of house. There's a border extending from a wall in the middle of the area, meaning the enemies have to go horizontally from where I'm at before they can get to me.

      I'm using basic guns, thinking that they'll be adequate enough to take care of this invasion, but when I shoot their heads off, they are STILL alive. In fact, for some, A white ghost comes out that's still stuck on their body. It's popping out, but not all the way.

      Then I thought that I should mentally scroll over to the inventory system, like in Resident Evil 4, and get out the Chicago Typewriter, which has infinite ammo in the actual game, and had the same benefit here in the dream.

      I go crazy, I hold on to the trigger, and never released it. These things just won't BLOODY DIE. They're still moving. And the dream shifts where Dr. Salvador (the chainsaw guy) is preparing to come at me, but is waiting for me to come at a reasonable distance to chop my head off or something.

      The environment is completely dark, and the only source of lighting for me to distinguish who's there are the occasional flashes of thunder that leaves a brief moment of visualizations. There's also a few fire sources here and there, but they aren't enough to deal with these Las Plagas victims coming at me.

    2. A Good End, Alyzarin's Suggestion, Flower Drawing, Sesame Street GPA

      by , 07-09-2012 at 05:34 PM (Linkzelda's Dream Journal)
      07.09.2012
      A Good End (Non-lucid)

      NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID



      I believe I'm with Leon inside of a lab room, a fairly dirty one, kind of like the few in Resident Evil 4 on Chapter 5.

      I believe both me and him are facing Krauser, and facing him in a close room with his Arm Blade Plagas was kind of scary. I don't know how I or even Leon did it, but we killed him. I think we killed someone else, but I'm not too sure on that.

      I think how we killed Krauser was that I used a Steel Titan from Runescape to punch behind his back while I tried to fend Krauser off. After a few hits and dodges, Krauser finally lands on the ground and says something before he dies, but I can't remember what.

      I think he felt betrayed and asked "Why?" or something like that.


      I figured that if someone is out to kill me, like REALLY kill me, and not just use fear to make me lucid, they should probably die...don't want to make every nightmare a happy care bear ending now.

      I doubt having my head chopped off from Krauser's armblade would give me extra time to speculate on why he's showing up in my dreams.....ANYWAY........


      As we're heading out, I'm pretty sure the person I'm with has to be Leon in someway. The reason being is as we're examining Krauser's body, and another that I still can't remember, Leon says.....well he doesn't say anything, but a text shows up on the bottom of what he's saying:

      "A good end to a good game."

      I relax a little bit, seeing as things are going to be alright from now own. I didn't hear any intense music going on, which is how the game was actually set up to know you're in for some Plagas enemy killing.

      So if you didn't hear any sounds, you're pretty much safe, for the time being. But sometimes using that alone can ruin you if there's a random enemy by the corner and RAAAAAAAAAAAAWR.



      I decided to not use my Wii Remote controller, and I put it somewhere in the lab. I don't do a reality check of why I'm using that controller inside of a game in the first place.

      I'm heading out in front, and Leon I believe is following me to a dark hallway. There's a little light, but we both walk slowly just to make sure something like Regenerator wouldn't pop in and say "Hi" with its extendable arms and give me a warm hug......

      Spoiler for Like this....WARNING YOUTUBE VIDEO IS GRAPHIC:



      Everything is going fine, and we take a left to see some crates are blocking the left side of the new narrow hallway. I head towards them and try to jump over them, and then I get a weird feeling that I need my Wii Remote controller again.

      I jump over the crates again, and asked Leon if he can get it back for me. I wait for him, and then I move back to where he's going, but just the path, not the room.

      I see some random guy who I thought was a Plagas enemy, but it ended up being some dirty looking man carrying some stuff. I block his way, but he seems to not really care because he pretty much looks like he has no brain at all, being lifeless and all.

      I move out of the way to let the poor guy pass, and then I turn around to the section of the hallway with the crates blocking most of the path again, and I see enemies charging after me.

      Good thing those crates were there, because the enemies are complete idiots and don't realize they can just climb over the crates....hey....works for me. They still shocked me because I didn't expect to hear excessive breathing from them that obviously shows they want to do an overkill on me.

      I think Leon finally comes back, and we probably killed all of the enemies inside the area.
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      07.09.2012
      Alyzarin's Suggestion (Non-lucid)

      NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

      I believe I'm walking with Alyzarin, or maybe inside of a car while me or her are driving. She suggests to me in a form of a question,

      "Why don't you consider them as your dream guide?"

      You know, by her saying "them," I'm not even sure if she means it as a he, she, heshe, shehe, or several dream guides lol.

      I didn't know who she was talking about, so I guess this was probably me forgetting important snippets of the whole dream.

      But what I do know is that when she asked me the question, I looked down and didn't want to respond to her. Whoever it is we're talking about, they must've been someone I wouldn't prefer as a dream guide.

      That's all I remember.

      Sigh......this is what I get for sleeping around 3AM, and waking up 10 AM with no WBTBs.....only recalling one part when I need to know the rest.

      And I can't do a WBTB, because I don't want to wake anyone up during my stay in Canada with my alarm.

      Ugh....maybe I'll just put an earphone and let the alarm play through that, but if I do that....I might roll over and the earphone might fall off....

      Or I can do the water drinking technique to hopefully wake myself up after or during the onset of a REM period....but nah, guess I'll just let things go naturally, especially since I have to look up for some stuff related to college.

      Damn, guess my luck is running out in life....
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      07.09.2012
      Flower Drawing (Non-lucid)

      NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

      I'm with a small girl, and she uses markers as her means of drawing. She's pretty decent with the markers, and I'm amazed at how she can make a flower look somewhat realistic just by using kid markers alone.

      She also using the scotch tape with those metal pointy things to tear it off with ease. I asked her why she's using that kind of tape, and it seems she's using it as a layer with her drawings.

      Once she tapes it, she uses the metal point cutter thing (I do not know Tape jargon, pardon me) in order to make the ends look like they're part of the drawing instead of an obvious straight edge on a paper.

      I finally realize what she's doing, and said, "Oooooooooooooooooooh! You use it for------" blah blah.

      Then I tried helping her with the tape, and I do fairly okay, until she tells me that if I do that, "he'll" get out.

      Wait what?

      For some odd reason, I had a feeling that she meant Krauser from Resident Evil 4. I quickly followed what she was doing to make sure nothing bad would happen.


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      07.09.2012
      Sesame Street GPA (Non-lucid)

      NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

      I can't believe this dream....LOL

      I'm looking at a screen in front of me that displays the GPA of several people, most of which are the characters from Sesame Street. Timmy from the Fairly OddParents show has his GPA up as well.

      I think the GPA was based on a scale of 10, and Elmo had a GPA of around 0.5-0.7 I believe. Those other dudes from Sesame street, the ones that actually wear freaking clothes had the GPA of Elmo's as well.

      Timmy Turner had a GPA of 6 at first, then it was a 4 on the next column and then a 6, and finally a 4 again....that's weird, why does it show his progress specifically while the rest are horrible?

      I guess this is why they ended up doing Sesame Street.....LOL. Elmo knows where you live and loves you because he has no future...LMAO...okay okay...

      I finally scroll down a bit and see the Cookie Monster's GPA.

      It's a 9.7...































































      *inhales*



































































      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.


      Out of all characters, him????????????? That should've been a reality check. I'm not even sure of my own intelligence anymore....how does......that's just....wTF...

      Updated 07-09-2012 at 05:54 PM by 47756

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    3. Katy Perry, Resident Evil 4 Garradors, Huey Gun fight, Heart Stuff, Physics Test, Panels

      by , 05-11-2012 at 10:09 AM (Linkzelda's Dream Journal)
      05.11.2012
      Katy Perry is Large (Non-lucid)

      NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID



      It's day time in the dream, and it is really bright here as well. I'm sitting down between a skinny girl to my right, and a person that looks like Katy Perry, only fatter. I decided to go for the fatter girl first.....(looooool Link, damn it...).

      I think I went for her first because I thought she'd be easier than the skinny girl, but still man....*facepalm*. She had her legs up and rested on top of the bench and tilted to the side, which meant she had to angle herself towards facing right to my left side.

      I think I say "Hi" to her or something, but I can't remember what she said back to me. She wore some glasses, a pink shirt, and dark blue jeans along with some dark brown lace-less shoes.
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      05.11.2012
      Resident Evil 4 Garradors (Non-lucid)

      NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID


      That video pretty much sums up how difficult Twin Garradors can be...

      I'm playing Resident Evil 4, and I'm playing as Leon. I'm starting out in the area where you have to face several Garradors in the castle.

      I was actually not all that scared of having guys with long claws whose only objective is to hear my footsteps and hopefully impale my head to the wall as they're charging like there's no freaking tomorrow.

      I skip through the first area with ease, and I'm not even fighting the monsters, just walking slowly so they can't hear any big footsteps. I open the door to get to the second area where there's supposed to be 4 Garradors I believe, but again, I breeze through this area without having to fight them.

      There was one moment where I heard them scream (and when they scream, you better move somewhere pretty bloody quick, or else you're pretty much going to die, or be severely injured; having 4 of them in one room, if all of them heard you, you have little chance to move and dodge, because you might get impaled by the other ones).

      I opened the door without having to kill them, and I see that Leon's body basically exploded. I wondered what I did wrong, but apparently, when Leon came outside from exiting the two rooms with the Garradors, there was another body that looked like his, and the exploded remains started to collect and reform themselves on the new vessel that looked like him.

      I believe Saddler was there as well, and he's wondering what the hell is going on with this transformation. Apparently, a dead Leon plus the new vessel of him combining together means he's invincible. Leon is in white robes and is holding a long spear.

      I aim Leon to start stabbing Saddler, and Saddler can't do anything because he admits Leon is invincible now. So Leon stabs Saddler repeatedly until he's dead.

      The dream shifts back to me now, and I think the point of experiencing all that stuff was to have sex in a different way with someone???? I'm not exactly sure what dodging Garradors and stabbing some freaking looking guy is going to do with sex.....maybe augment my sadomasochistic tendencies a bit, but I doubt I'm going to see an A+ in my overall being.

      ugh....
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      05.11.2012
      Me vs. Huey (Non-lucid)

      NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID



      I can't remember much about this dream, but I'm challenging Huey from The Boondocks in a gun showdown of death. I'm wielding a shotgun, and I'm trying to get to some cover, probably because I know I need to reload really quick before seeing him again.

      I go open a door quickly, hide, and grab the same shotgun I was holding in my hand a few moments ago. I quickly pumped it, saw Huey, and try to take a shot at him. I'm only seeing his face and him wearing a gray shirt and blue or black pants.

      Eventually, we're finally at a stalemate, I tell him that if he stops shooting, I'll stop shooting at him. We're still a bit jumpy, but he complies and disappears.
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      05.11.2012
      Heart stuff (Non-lucid)

      NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID



      I don't remember much from this dream either, I saw some clip of Toguro from Yu Yu Hakusho trying to kill someone, but I'm trying to stop him but ripping out some kind of body part. It's really hard to pull it out.

      I see a sheet with heart valves, something like that, and a person has three openings instead of two. After a while, the person has to split from one opening to go to the other.

      The dream shifts to where I'm on my knees on a floor, and with some random people. We're looking at some sheets with various electronics, then I get bored and decide to go somewhere.

      I think I get outside of the apartment I'm in, and it's not mine, and I see some old lady riding a yellow vehicle. There's some really cute females inside it, maybe two or three of them. I watch them for a while, and the old lady is trying to back up a little bit, and is taking a while to do so.

      I can't remember much after that.

      Now that I think about it, all that heart stuff, and seeing Toguro made sense I think? Because I remember he pretended to kill Kuwabara in Yu Yu Hakusho by barely touching his vital organs.
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      05.11.2012
      Physics Test with Steve Jobs(Non-lucid)

      NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID



      I'm in a classroom, Steve Jobs passed out the Physics test, and is giving us a few final words before we start. He goes on and on for a while, and while we're taking the exam, he asks us,

      "Pretty easy, huh?"

      Most of the people in the classroom agree. He's wearing a black turtle neck or shirt, and long dress pants with black shoes.

      That's all I remember.
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      05.11.2012
      Sit on the panel (Non-lucid)

      NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

      I was in a small room with a few females, one was noticeable, Let's call her Liz.

      There were these panels where you had to step of sit on the floor before the countdown timer of 15-16 seconds was over. Just trying to sit on the panels was difficult in its own way, because you had to duck under a table to sit down with other people in a really tight space.

      When I tried to get the upper hand by finding the panel closest to me, Liz tells me,

      "Hey! You can't do that!"

      Ugh.....so I get up and try to go to another one, but I can't remember what I did to resolve it.