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On my way to work, I make a stop to pick up my bicycle. I forgot my shoes, but that's okay. My friend Andrew and I, instead of getting shoes, turn our lower bodies into different things... Bulls, dogs, dresses, motorcycles, etc. Every other thing we change our legs into is neon green, the other being regular color. We both settle on dogs for legs to pick up chicks.

Walking around town, it certainly gets girls' attention. They want to pet them. My dog is on a leash, a medium poodle variety. Now with regular legs and a dog, the dog pulls hard on the leash, very strong, and very excited to see people. One of the girls offers to hold the leash, but I don't think she's strong enough to do it. I walk off on my own, holding a sign instead of a leash, following another guy who is also holding a sign. "This is silly" I tell myself as I stop following him, and go inside a nearby building. Inside, I offend an old friend from High School, who starts to escort me outside to severely beat me up. I realize what he's going to do, and run back inside to lose him.

Normally, I would easily outrun him, he's a lot bigger than I am, but I'm slower than usual, and he tails me quite well up several stories of this building. He yells at me, "You're scaring the occupants by running so fast!" in an attempt to catch me. I reach the top floor, and go back down another stairway. To pick up speed, I slide down the banisters, and jump several steps at a time. He too jumps some steps, but my banister sliding moves put some distance between us. Bolting outside, I duck into a crowd and continue to run. I pass by some good friends from school who yell something at me, but I don't stop. I lay down on the slope of a hill, looking back at where I ran from. No sign of Justin, I must have lost him. There is a fugitive next to me, also hiding here. I idly play with a plastic bag as I nervously wait for something to happen. The fugitive loudly proclaims, "That's my bag!"

The police overhear us, and send the Irish government our way. They stop at the top of the hill and throw propaganda at us. One of the packets they throw looks decent, good graphics and all.

I'm at a gas station in the middle of a deserted area, kind of desert like. like the blue gas station in hot springs, not the Y, and more Isolated. I don,t remember who I'm with but one is a girl and the other is a guy. I do believe that the guy is taking over for me as the clerk. The girl and I walk out of the store and hop into a vehicle when a van pulls up and a handful of guys with guns hop out and run into the store. Robberies have happened to the station before so I feel like I know what to do. I look at the girl and say stay put, and run and Check out the van…. more stuff happens but I cannot remember. Eventually I'm inside and running on the metal walkways inside the store above the ground floor. The guys are below trying to find a way up and occasionally taking shots off at me with the SMG's they carry. I creep around until the Robbers lose sight of me. I kill one robber by kicking an aisle over onto him, he probably lived but i incapacitated him. After that the last two guys saw this they revealed a truly awesome power of shape shifting into some sort of dark purple tiger/panther. With this they are able to jump up to the metal walkways off of the store items. So now the three of us are up on the walk ways and they are chasing me. I end up catching one off guard and kicking him off the metal walkway. Now its just me and their leader, but he has found what he was really looking for. The main safe is in the centre of the walkway on the tallest part. I run up behind him and he turns so we have a confrontation. He tells me I'm too late and turns into a tiger thing and starts running at me. I start running to my left and take a right then turn around very quickly to see him right behind me. I then Jump out of the way and he goes flying off the walkway. I then walk down and out off the store and hop in my vehicle that the girl was waiting in and drive away.

I'm not even sure how this one starts but I did wake up between the dreams and this one starts in the parking lot again. Shapeshifting must be a common trait I give my dream characters cause this time they can change into velociraptors. except the velociraptors can change into humans. so there base form is velociraptor. anyway I don't remember much of this one except that somehow I caused a sinkhole to form and swallow them. then I jumped in the whole to find that it was a cave system they live in. I snuck around oblivion style, literally felt like an oblivion cave of sorts, until I got to the very bottom of the cave. There I witnessed one of the creatures stand in front of a computer in the middle of a circular "room" He then turned around and walked a few paces till he reached the wall and some metal storage unit. He then opened the unit through a holographic keypad that floated perfectly above the metal case. upon opening the room filled with a vibrant blue light, coming from the inside of the case. He opened it all the way and withdrew some glowing blue balls, about the size of ping pong balls. He then takes these balls and fuses them together into a bigger one by closing the palm of his hand around them. He then moves his hand to the back of his neck/ upper spine and pushes the balls into himself. He seems to become more powerful from the process and thats when I realise he started morphing back into a man. He was somewhere in-between the stages when he turned to his right and looked right at me. He turns and walks out then, even though we made eye contact and I know he knew I was there. I then walk over to the middle conduit first and check out the "space age" technology. I do not understand the true purpose of the super computer but I just know that I am in the command post for this "base" or Hive or whatever and that this computer controls everything. I then turn around and walk up to the metal case. I never noticed the creature close the case so it must have auto closed when he walked away. I walk up and activate the motion activated holographic keypad. On it it says power balls. I push the open button and the case begins to open. I reach in and grab a few. They are warm to the touch but not hot. I then close my hand on them to push them together and they do get semi hot and almost a liquid feel. when I open my hand they are one larger ball and it cools back to the lukewarm state. I then imitate the creature and push the ball on too my spine. the feeling is amazing, warm hot liquid rushes from the spot and fills my whole body, going first up and down my spine. I feel so rejuvenated a grab another handful and do the same. this time it is cylindrical after being compressed, probably because I grabbed so many. I also use those on my self and then make another cylinder. I then wonder what else you could make with these "power balls". So I pocket the cylinder and then grab a big hand full. I start compressing them, thinking of a cell phone, and poof it turns into a glowing cellphone with a keypad and everything. It then slowly cools to room temperature while simultaneously change in into the plastic steel colour of my mac. I decide to try not to use it, considering I'm deep underground. I decide that I've snuck around enough and that I needed to get out of there before I get caught. I then awake to this world.

Length: Quite a while
Lucid: Only in some parts
Accuracy: Well, it was mostly clear, but parts fadded as I woke.

I was taken to a town. It was a renncoance type town, and very pretty. There was a stone path way with different buildings and stores. Lights hung from building to building like Christmas lights. It was night time. The whole dream was night. Now, I don't remember who took me, but I remembered why. They said I was a were-wolf. That I could turn into a wolf, and this place they would keep me^ forever so I could train to shift and work for them. I joined a group of about 20 kids, all my age at a carnvial type stand. Like when you go to a carnival and you see all those carnival games? That type of stand. They wanted a health-check to see if I really was a were-wolf and they checked my teeth of all things.

So I passed and then we were all taken to a feild. As we left town the area became more like the country. Big corn feilds we passed as we hiked down a dirt path. Soon we stopped at a huge feild. Just a huge green grassy feild. A small ruin castle was near us. We were to begin training as wolves he.

Our first assignment was to build a fort and crouch behind it. I remember thinking how odd that was considering it was a feild and I didn't have a fort by time, time was up. The man training us was very stern and cruel and he said pretty much that I sucked and to bad.

The next assignment was A game of tag. It wasn't like normal tag because when the other person found you, you could fight them. It was to "help our wolfish senses". The game of tag I remember was extraordinary because you could run as long as you like without faltering or tiring and you could do these flips over people. When I got raged I easily fought off my opponent in the ruin castle. I was invincible! Now by this point in the dream, I had fully excepted that I was a shape-shifter and I would be staying there for life.

The last thing I saw before my dream came to end was another group of older kids in the corn feild. It was another group of were-wolves and we watched them shift into wolves and it must have startled me so much I woke up around 10:00AM

I'm not into twilight and all, by wolves are my favorite animal so I think I might have an idea where my mind got this one from XD

Morning of April 9, 1977. Saturday.



This first part is part of a much longer dream series - the “Zane Master Zeff” cluster, but involves a sort of monster-chase as one of the last parts of the scenes of this particular “set”. I am having a sort of shape-shifting “battle” with another shape-shifter. It starts when I am at the middle school on the southeast area of the grounds (but fairly close to the building) and a tyrannosaurus seems to threaten me (this being a form of the “Zane Master Zeff”). I vividly grow as tall as the tyrannosaurus (recurring) and punch him in the “face” and he falls back but is not defeated. We become different things including giant snakes and back to dinosaurs again - for some reason, he even becomes a brontosaurus in a manner that suggests that he is now the probable “victim” in the battle for a time, but eventually is the tyrannosaurus again for a very short time. (This is partially left over from earlier childhood dreams where I enjoyed being a giant and fighting with another giant, knocking over buildings, etc.)

After a time, the other tyrannosaurus is no longer in view. I look down and see that he is now actually a shorter but human-sized version of the Nebbish from Crazy Magazine and he is waddling off to escape. For a moment I think that I could just step on him, but I let him waddle off, seeing the top view of his unusual hat and apparent nervous shaking. (“The Nebbish” may not be his “true form”, though, even though it seems as such for a time.)

I have decided to include some of the main body (at least in partial summary) of this seeming series here. I had assumed and finally decided (in my twenties) that the “evil” character’s name, Zane Master Zeff, was possibly a distortion of Zen Master Jeff or Zen Master Seth. This character was my nemesis and a shape-shifter as described in my dream above. It may also be a relevant play (or misremembered pattern) on Zane Grey, the writer, though possibly even a play on “zany”.

In my last relative dream, I finally defeat him and in the last part of my dream, I see myself sitting on a throne on a platform above a flight of steps. I hear myself say “I sit on the throne and lo…I am the Zane Master Zeff” which seems to indicate some sort of ironic or odd ending (as if the character had been playing me somehow or possibly a different odd or ambiguous twist).

The main theme seems to be protecting my wife (the “mystery girl”) and fictional family. Even though we had supposedly just been married, time shifts and we have five or six children. However, I seem to move through a time distortion of this supposed destiny (because of the “evil magic” of Zane Master Zeff) and my family transforms into an image of high grasses near the wayside of a dirt road. It is very vivid, and my fictional wife and children seem very vivid. This imagery of a fictional family of a wife and children transforming into tall grasses by a roadside continued on and off for years. Sometimes I even felt quite sad, even “guilty” about it. It is interesting how I actually did come to marry and have several children - something that adds up to far more than self-fulfilling prophecy considering all the other evidence I have lived through by direct experience.

This dream, in some ways, turned out to be date-specific precognitive. I also now have five children (updated in 2015). There really did seem to be a lot of “dark forces” (for lack of a better term) working against my new family at the beginning, mostly caused by my wife’s disturbed mother (many lies and manipulation of government and authority and even fabrication of medical concerns, though she did succeed in taking my wife’s sister’s child without any intervention by authority whatsoever and basically ruined - and still controls - her life). It is also interesting that my wife has an “unlikely” two of the letter “Z” in her first name. There were numerous similar dreams regarding this theme, also precognitive.