Pulled a huge book from the shelf. Written by the Nazis: "Dogs of War: Dachshunds" |
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The other night I tried to see if I can acquire real life knowledge trough a LD … it might not have worked. |
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Pulled a huge book from the shelf. Written by the Nazis: "Dogs of War: Dachshunds" |
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FryingMan's Unified Theory of Lucid Dreaming: Pay Attention, Reflect, Recall -- Both Day and Night[link]
FryingMan's Dream Recall Tips -- Awesome Links
“No amount of security is worth the suffering of a mediocre life chained to a routine that has killed your dreams.”
"...develop stability in awareness and your dreams will change in extraordinary ways" -- TYoDaS
I'm hearing a sticky Latin song which chorus stands for: "Live forward and throw it backward" |
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Justin Timberlake: You're eating that diet tortilla wrong. |
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My uncle explained to me that we don't see that many motorbikes in the Netherlands because of Colonol (don't remember the name) of the Britisch Empire forced the Dutch to drive left somewhere in the 19th century. |
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I see the Joker (batman villain) |
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My wife passed away and the guy from the funeral home asked me for which part of her would I like to eat for breakfast because of they've cut her in two pieces. I was like "What? That's disgusting! I just want to bury her you idiot!" |
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Me: Hi Linus! |
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I see a man dressed as a mechanic and i ask him: |
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During a picnic with lots of drinking going on on a sunny grassy hill, someone complains about all the crusty butt-wipe markings on the picnic blankets. |
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FryingMan's Unified Theory of Lucid Dreaming: Pay Attention, Reflect, Recall -- Both Day and Night[link]
FryingMan's Dream Recall Tips -- Awesome Links
“No amount of security is worth the suffering of a mediocre life chained to a routine that has killed your dreams.”
"...develop stability in awareness and your dreams will change in extraordinary ways" -- TYoDaS
This morning, I dreamed I had found an old letter that I believed I must have written to Santa when I was a child. I semi-lucidly tried my hardest to read through it and take it all in, but I can only remember partial fragments now. |
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"Friends do not deliver friends into custody at Cocoa-Puffs" [corporation] |
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FryingMan's Unified Theory of Lucid Dreaming: Pay Attention, Reflect, Recall -- Both Day and Night[link]
FryingMan's Dream Recall Tips -- Awesome Links
“No amount of security is worth the suffering of a mediocre life chained to a routine that has killed your dreams.”
"...develop stability in awareness and your dreams will change in extraordinary ways" -- TYoDaS
Man its crazy to go back to the start of this... 2006, and Ophelia is on the firstt page! A living legend I tell ya... |
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I barely talk to people in my dreams |
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Arriving in a bus with people at some sort of Hell mall with scary beings all around. |
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FryingMan's Unified Theory of Lucid Dreaming: Pay Attention, Reflect, Recall -- Both Day and Night[link]
FryingMan's Dream Recall Tips -- Awesome Links
“No amount of security is worth the suffering of a mediocre life chained to a routine that has killed your dreams.”
"...develop stability in awareness and your dreams will change in extraordinary ways" -- TYoDaS
I remember once a random DC tried to convince me that he's my real father |
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Me - "What is my purpose in life, here on Earth?" |
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DC: "Hey, we should have a black person in our group." |
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It was some sort of TV spot, which showed a close-up of a penguin (Like Pablo from the Backyardigans) wearing a hat, and it was snowing in a black background. Then the picture moves away to show it's the back window of a train moving in a tropical landscape, then a voice: "Wherever you travel, you will always feel at home with us". |
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Me-"How does our eyes work? What is happening when we are seeing some object?" |
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Technically, that could be true. As a psychologist, you could say that what we are seeing is a result of our brains processing the visual sensory information making its way in. Therefore, what we see does not exist outside of our minds. Insight of the day. |
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I was taking a shower when a group of people rushes in and sees me naked. I quickly cover up, but they insist on seeing my boobs. |
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The best paper of all is the paperboy! |
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In a lucid dream, I'd decided to go and find this guy I know. I walked into a random house and started looking for him behind doors and in closets. So I open this one closet expecting to see him and instead I see this annoying other guy I know chilling in there. I tell him to leave and he says no, so I close the closet and say "ok, let's try this again". So I open the closet again and don't see anything I look closer and that annoying guy pops up again and laughs at me and says something like "this closet is my home! I'm not leaving!" |
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My personal tasks:
of the week:transform into a dragon and learn to play the guitar with my dragon tongue ( )
of the month: turn all my friends into wolves and become their queen ( )
ride on a hippogriff over Skyrim with my crush ( )
Meet Freddie Mercury and sing "under pressure" with
him and David bowie ( )
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I say this twice to the guy behind me, as I'm observing an open refrigerator door: |
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FryingMan's Unified Theory of Lucid Dreaming: Pay Attention, Reflect, Recall -- Both Day and Night[link]
FryingMan's Dream Recall Tips -- Awesome Links
“No amount of security is worth the suffering of a mediocre life chained to a routine that has killed your dreams.”
"...develop stability in awareness and your dreams will change in extraordinary ways" -- TYoDaS
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