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Recorded at 9.00am

I'm at old house with Dad, Jane and Tim. A TV infomercial is on TV. It's explaining about water distillers, but not getting into the proper benefits that'll catch your attention. Either Jane or Tim look as if they're intrigued on what they just saw on the infomercial and wanted and dialled some numbers on their phone. As they're dialling the number, they change the channel on the TV to horse racing. I then realise that they were calling up to put some bets on the horses.

I'm with Dad and we're being chased my being with guns. I think I start to shoot back and forth with the enemies. I shoot someone near the stairs on the map with the tall wires above the map.

Dad and myself are near the bottle-o near the settlement.

We must have hired a trailer to transport something. It was a strange set up. Dad had to sign some documents for for trailer. I was after some water for my veggie shake and didn't really want to request distilled water in particular as not everyone drinks it. Dad speaks up for me and says that he only drinks distilled water. One of the men says he's we have rain water and goes off and fetches it for me. I'm stoked that he has some rain water but start to think about it's purity and how long it's been sitting there. There's also a huge tub of rain water sitting in the garden. It doesn't look the freshest as it looked to have a whiteness to the surface. The man hands me a small bucket of his freshest water which looked clear. My cut up veggies fall into the garden and I pick them out and put them back In my blender cup. I worry that the veggies would be extremely dirty but i put them in anyways. I pour the water into the cup and fill it up to much. I see the man come over and put a container of water back inside a container of water. I try to do the same as i finish doing what I was doing and feel a little confused and clumsy trying to do what he did.

I walk over to the table and see that Dad who looks like I Sabrina from the talent show The Voice (Australia). I notice that he's done about half of the form. The form was like a rating system but was a little strange they way it was set out.

Dad must have been upset when asked to come back down to the office to go over some final things to do with the trailer. He didn't do it and just wanted to go. The men were not happy about this and I think we started getting chased again like earlier (or what happened earlier with the gun fighting was actually this, not sure).

Dream Fragment:
A little girl shows me her phone and what she had just searched for on safari. I show her my phone browser, which has the exact same thing she searched for. She become a little upset thinking that I checked her phone without asking for her permission. I felt as if I had a 3rd eye moment.

Side Notes:
I need remember to take my time and think about the dream I just had for more then 10-15 seconds. I usually just fall back asleep expecting that I won't remember it.

Dream 1

X Factor were holding these auditions, I would never go to something like this but it seemed everyone I knew was going to it, my friends, family, most people I know so I decided to go as well. I am in the plane and the plane is really dodgy, its a pretty average sized plane. I was sitting at the back with my mum and sister. It was a pretty scary ride there because there was a risk of being shot down due to lots of fighting happening across the world. I looked out the window and I seen a huge mushroom cloud which engulfed the evening sky, it clouded over this moon which didn't exist in real life. Then the next thing we know the plane had to emergency land, we were coming down and hit the ground safely. Everyone got out the plane and talked. They found the reason for this emergency landing was that there was too much weight on the plane and one person had to get off. Some guy said he thought I should to the whole group. I wasn't happy, I said my feet are way to cold to walk all the way there. So everyone got back in and tried taking off again, the plane got a little bit in the air but fell backwards. So we all got out again and I said I would walk. My mum and brother said they would they would walk as well, the reason was they thought it would be safer as we could get shot down from the fighting.

We start walking and just round the corner was the entrance for the audition, a wired fence and security guards blocked you from going in. I looked to my right and a girl with a gun was pointing at me, I flinched backwards then realised she was just security. We walked up to the gates and had to sign a waiver to say we know the risks at the moment etc. I walked through security and Tyler the Creator greeted me, the then pushed me over and jumped on my face. This really damaged my front teeth for the rest of the dream. I got up he pushed me over and elbow dropped me. I understood it was a joke and I didn't care it was Tyler the Creator. I asked 'How much do I have to pay you?'
'As much as you like, leave it there'. He pointed to a couch where people left money, most had given quite a bit. I was going to give £3 but decided on £4. I went and sat down, the chairs were metal chairs and the field was quite big, it was like a small festival, with one stage. I sat down and noticed my friends on the other side, I waved them to come over but they waved back at me to come over to them. Assuming they had a spare seat because it looked busy in their direction I went over. They did have a spare seat and I sat next to two of my friends. I then got a text from my tutor, who was organising the plane etc in this dream. The text read 'Someone has lost a bag on the plane, please text back whosoever bag it is'. I looked and I also had another text message from a friend saying 'I'm scared of flying back'. As I was sitting there I realised I actually have to go up on stage and preform. So I asked my friend what he was doing. I can't remember what it was but it was a boring song. Then I asked my other friend. Another boring song. They were taking it all serious and I really didn't care I was here for a laugh. 'You know what I'm gonna do, some raw hip hop!'
'Yeah! Do it, it will be funny' said someone from my school who I didn't realise was next to me. I was thinking what song to do, should I do Work by A$AP Ferg, that's pretty hype but I wasn't feeling it. Then I realised, I'll do Danny Brown - DIP! Haha! I knew it was going to be crazy, a crazy song and I was going to put in crazy energy into the song not giving a shit about anything.

Then I went up, I was on stage the instrumental dropped and I went HAM! I put on proper crazy performance and I was loving every second, the crowd were loving it too, I think they were glad to see something different. I remember preforming every word to every verse, my recall was pretty mad in this. I finished the performance and the lady who judged it said to the crowd and me 'I liked it, it was energetic and I especially liked the part in Portuguese'
I'm thinking 'Portuguese whats this women on about?' I'm reciting the lyrics quietly trying to think of a Portuguese part. I couldn't so I just said 'Yeah, yeah the second verse'.
She said rather hostile 'Usually songs have 4 verses'. I was thinking no, it definitely has 3. Then I seen her write my on a piece of paper 2.68! I looked at the other scored they varied the highest was 6.something. 2.68! 2.68! I couldn't believe it, that low! Why did she lie on stage then? Anyway I didn't care, I went out the curtains and into the crowd, I seen my Nan and Sister straight away my Nan loved it she said it was really good and funny. My sister agreed as well. I went walking to find my brother, I could feel people looking at me. He likes Hip Hop so I couldn't wait to tell him 'Did you see me do DIP?!'
'No I missed it'
'Why?'
'Look there's a zombie apocalypse'. I looked over the hill where this festival type audition was and it looked exactly like the scene from World War Z where the zombies climb over the wall. In fact I think it was an exact flashback to the movie.