FryingMan

+ (f) something with colleague MWP walking in trenches?

+ ex-GF DB and I are standing close to each other and agree to reboot our relationship, "Hi, I'm XYZ, nice to meet you!" and we shake (pinkies?). She indicates a note that she doesn't want to read again, I (offer?) to throw it away for her, she says it's written in code. So I run to a (bathroom?) and open it and read it to see if there's any gossip about me. The code is easy to decipher, just interspersed words. The note becomes a large bookcase on a wall full of books, one book has my full name written on it. Books are falling off the bookshelve into my hands and I try to juggle them while putting them back on the shelf.

+ (f) chess play/talk with son S1, about pawns, I think d4/e4 is a good structure, you can storm your opponent with pawns, he asks if you should capture some

+ my son catches a mountain lion and puts it in a leash in the back yard, I think this is a terrible idea, it attacks and slightly mauls me, we bring it inside and befriend it, then when the animal control people come to take it away I blubber like a baby and hug it and rub its fur and say "I'm sorry I'm weak and couldn't keep you" or s.l. that.

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Spoiler for sexy time:

fingering and licking a girl's v-jay walk we walk down the road, she likes it, other people may see!

+ game "Fookah Farooka Flayah", a card game where you knock down 3 figures from your opponent by playing the right cards, there are some play money counters involved as well, several people are setting up to play

+ (f) skateboarding down and up a road on a powered skateboard where the on/off button is towards the front of the board, it runs out of power

+ a 3-foot volcano of smelly poop is in the house, and I run to the windows to throw them open to let out the small, then the house is overrun by a massive crowd of little kids (boys mostly) who start eating me out of house and home, I shoo them out of the kitchen then walk around eating a massive, flat, chocolate cake, sit at a table with a black woman (my GF?) and offer her some cake, she refuses, and I tell her that it's make out of "splenda" so she can have some it's not too sweet, she says OK, and tries a bit and really likes it. Someone congratulates me on losing weight, I say thank you. Then there is a DC / narrator musing statement about what happens when someone loses weight, do they stop hanging out with their friends whom they were with before they lost weight?