The weirdest dream I ever had in my life! O.o 03.05.2010Ugly shit (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID OMFG this was damn weird! O.o Two friends of mine (Patrick and Jan) and me went on a vacation. We arrived at a warm place. I saw some kind of pool and because it was warm and I was so happy I ran to it and jumped in. Jan and Patrick started laughing, because they knew something, I don't knew about. I recognized, that there was a lot of shit in the pool and at the same time a cameraman appeared to film everything for a TV-show. I started laughing, too, and throw some of the shit at the cameraman. Somehow I lost a bet with this and so I got my right hand cut off but I got another one for it. (Fast forward in time) We sat on a couch and watched TV (I think we watched spanish Baseball). On the table was a bowl with my chopped hand. It looked kinda like it pulled through a meatgrinder now. My 'new' hand was sewed on so badly, that I could easily take it off. Then I had to make right my friends trousers turn-ups with my mouth (because of the lost bet). Later someone asked, why we don't call the Spanish language 'Citron' instead of 'Spanish'...