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Visiting a cathedral in Spain. A catholic nun takes me on a tour and shows me a secret chapel behind a rock wall. She opens this rock and shows me the little chapel. She says a miracle makes appear Jesus Christ's image on this rock sometimes. I look at it and I see it, but it doesn't stay still, it changes into a woman, then a baby, then at very high speed, I see like the whole evolution of life on Earth, all animals and all plants species morphing from one into another. I tell it to the nun and she says I must be hallucinating.

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Attending Rinpoche's teachings but I am extremely sleepy. At some point I even get up and take a break. When I come back Rinpoche is gone.
The teachings are followed by nightly entertainment. Some girl comes to me with silly talk and I yell at her that all that is total bullshit, but I am not angry, more like amused with whatever she said. We see a pretty light display in the sky. Laser projections of a spaceship flying among planets and other cute things. The display is attracting people uphill through a dirt road. it is very dark, no electric lights. Then the path ends at some kind of three walled dead end with soviet movies being projected on the wall. It's cool, until a huge number of people keep coming uphill and pushing the ones already at the dead end. People start to panic, feeling claustrophobic, pushing each other. I feel panic too but I believe there is some door somewhere and after a while I find a door at the corner to my left. We open it and people start exiting with relief. Outside is actually an inside of a venue and there are people looking at the panel with info by the door, about the exhibition we just came from. They want to come in, but we tell them not to, that people are actually needing to get out from there.

Morning and people are departing on different buses. I am on a bus already leaving and see some familiar faces outside, sitting on the sidewalk waiting for a different bus. I see monks leaving the venue in another direction. Then I get lucid and get rid of the backpack I have on my lap. Accidentally, I hit a lady on her head with it, but I realize that if I don't care because she is a dream character, she will not react. And surely she doesn't. I get up from my sit and simply get through the glass window, but don't fly away. Instead I hang in the there, in the window frame, feeling the wind and enjoying the landscape. The bus is crossing a very high bridge and it's very vertiginous, but I like it. I make the bus go steeply up and down like a roller-coaster just for fun. The other passengers don't seem very please, but I keep reminding that they aren't real. Then the bus passes by a Bullfighting museum and I get the impression we are in Spain. I get out of the bus and get in the museum and start trashing it all using only telekinesis and chi blasts. It's very satisfying. Especially seeing the visitors of such dreadful place being blasted away. As I go deeper into this place, I pass some kind of patio with really beautiful stone floor, but the stones are very uneven and I am barefoot. I make some shoes appear on my feet and go deeper. Pass to a weirder area of this building, sort of descending to its catacombs and it gets sinister.[/COLOR] Most rooms I avoid, as they look familiar and I sense very creepy energy in them. Then I see a long staircase descending deep into the earth. The stairs and the walls look very organic. I sense danger too, but do not feel so much fear. I am attacķed by a dragon coming from the depths. I find some knight armors and other stuff lying around and I think I kill the dragon. Some weird creature, like an elf appears and says because I killed the dragon I am the heir of some saint or knight that fought dragons.
Then I find an exit to outside and I am at a train station, clearly at some Mediterranean town. Very pitoresque, very peaceful, very soothing. The weather is extremely nice but very cloudy. The clouds are luminous and the air is very light. I feel like singing and dancing and without any agenda, I just make love with the air and everything around me. I think of the guru and feel that he is all around me.

D1 - Im in a land where people go on adventures and quests for things. I return with some others and find at the border a trading post which is a rectangular hut staffed with some peculiar characters. Me and my buddies decide we could set up our own trading house with are own characters (one had a strange bird I remember and a large grey wizard style hat, but she had glasses and a wide smile).

D2 - At the end of a holiday I am returning and am lumbered with the task of taking some bizarre photos of a cliff side residence. I decline as it would mean hanging out of a helicopter on a wire. Due to social etiquette
we cannot completely escape and are dragged into a social gathering on a hillside mansion, looking out over the sea. It is a blindingly sunny day and all the guests (spanish?) are dressed in their finest. I and my daughter have to prepare a giant cake. The icing itself is exquisite, old fashioned cars and buildings being made out of the white icing.

WBTB
D3 - I am across the road from a doctors office and want to get in without being seen. I become invisible and slip into the waiting room. I am trying to get something and crawl across the floor but have to play dead as they are so close to me they could hear me breathing.

2nd WBTB I am trying to get lucid again
D4 - All I can manage to get is a little lucidity as I try and manifest someone in my dream. Only her foot appears Oo poking out. As I lay on some sand.

D5 - Trying again, the woman I am trying to make appear. Appears but is in cartoon form. I am a lumbering ape or monster next to her graceful form.

D1 - headteacher is round my house and is using my account to buy things on ebay Oo I wonder where they will be delivered.

D2 - On holiday in spain I am running a creche for kids and there are loads. Alfie runs away and I am looking everywhere for him but while im out others escape LMAO. Sean comes to help me.

D3 - In a store I am wearing a green jumper and a purple one over the top, this fashion faux par means the assistant zooms in on me, thinking she can sell me loads of crappy stuff. Of course i am not interested and try to escape her clutches.

D4 - My daughter is in the house and I am trying to turn off the water. This is a phobia of mine that has returned in my dreams.

WBTB (success) due to my partner thinking it was a work day and getting up panicking

D5 - I am standing at the road side and immediately realise im dreaming. I make a car appear, it is an old ford original and black. It feels way to large inside without any seats, so I shrink it down.
It drives itself for a while then I get out and decide to jog. It feels great just to be free in the dream and I jog along a stretch of pedestrianised space on the sea front. Its quite busy with other joggers.
I see one woman jogging from the back, she has long dark hair, tied up and a red top with lycra jogging bottoms, little stripy socks and trainers. I like the look of her and decide to try something.
Previously I have used mind control but the people would just become mindless zombies and it was no fun at all. So this time I tried something different. I produced a note telling her that I was her boyfriend and put it into her hand. She read it and understood. We jogged along to her apartment. When she got out the keys she explained that she did not live alone but with her mother. When went up the stairs and when entering the spacious twenties style apartment. I saw her mother with grey hair and glasses and I was a bit apprehensive so I made her grow younger, to about the age of the other woman making them more like sisters. After that I got a bit distracted by sex and then thinking what I was going to do, as a result I woke up.

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I have realised the phobia I have is not specifically to do with fear of death but of fear of becoming overcome by my emotions. Hence the water.
When I was a child my parents ignored me when I had nightmares or was upset. I just used to get told off or ignored, so I learnt to hide my feelings.

D1 - On a football field that is totally uphill. Sarah who is miss perfect scores a goal, booting the ball high from one end of the pitch to the other. Some other work related randomness about refunds.

D2 - In class watching a film on an old fashioned tv in someones front room, the kids want the lights turned off. I asked for a show of hands to turn lights off. I then have trouble working out which light switches to press. Then in the pitch black that descends a student looms up over me (I can imagine his dark hair and glasses, reminds me of a kid I did not like) asking what would I do if he tried to kill me. Nice.
I made a joke about not liking the idea of getting blood everywhere and he backs off.
I mess with channels but cant get right one for film.

D3 - A going back and forth in time dream. One character looks a bit like sonic the hedgehog on a bad hair day, when I go back in time.
In present time I am in spain (yay!) at a beach market stall. Where people are seliing fake crap.
I use my powers to make my stall inflate out of a small bag to full size with a giant logo above it.
When people come along I give them the stuff they want and even read their minds to see what they want before I produce it by magic.
I go a bit far and also produce food for some guys which is a bit incongruous with the stall and freaks them out.
Along comes some kid to take me onto the next part of the story. I can see the past, present and future laid out on the sand, like kind of blurry viewports.
The past is a little dull but the future is super brightly coloured, with neon lights. (subtle hint lol)

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I am having some downtime and this energy has reinvigorated my dreams.
I had lots of cool hypnagogic images too.

Dream
False Awakening

I was running some sort of time trial course at work with some people. Some guy was arguing with Adam telling him to chill out. We kept driving and some asian dude started arguing and recording us. I told him "We're not cops, so I don't care if you record!" Me and the other guy got in the driver's truck and sped off as the asian guy kept recording. Eventually, we came to a bridge where I saw a girl on a bicycle with a Spanish flag, because they had just won the world cup. I went through some stuff and when I came up to a broken bridge that was over some rough waters, I saw people jumping across to the other side. Some people failed the jump, even my grandmas. I stepped back and felt that I had boots on. I ran and jumped at the last second, which is when the bridge started to fall. I ran through the falling bridge and jumped onto some closed sci-fi looking doors. Too late.I knew I had to do it all over again so I grabbed my pistol from my belt and shot myself, falling into the water as my sight slowly turned black.

I woke in a room with my sister. She was playing with one of those cup and wire phones and I told her she was doing it wrong, as I tried to write down my dream. My aunt was trying to sleep in the other room and the noise Valery was making through the phone made my aunt come into the room and start yelling.

27.04.2011

My microwave is spoiled! (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I had a FA at home. I recalled I needed to write down some dreams, so I went to my kitchen table. I opened the microwave's door to get light when it started to work, but with no light. I started to take pieces away. I found rubble and junk inside, in addition of grease and spoiled food.

I explained my mom what was going on with the microwave and she told me she would take care of it. I was at my parent's home and my parents were at the sofa. My mom told me I needed to talk to the doctor about Lucid Dreaming.

I told my mom there was no need to. She told me I needed to be more grounded on the physical plane. I told her it was the worse plane of all, that I rather enjoyed my stay and the Astral or Etheric planes.

I had a FA in my room. I turned lucid and tried to exit home. I was already floating, so I went outside and took a flight. It was dark out and I flew over the neighborhood. I wanted to Astral Project, but lost the dream.

The weirdest dream I ever had in my life! O.o

03.05.2010

Ugly shit (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID


OMFG this was damn weird! O.o

Two friends of mine (Patrick and Jan) and me went on a vacation. We arrived at a warm place. I saw some kind of pool and because it was warm and I was so happy I ran to it and jumped in. Jan and Patrick started laughing, because they knew something, I don't knew about. I recognized, that there was a lot of shit in the pool and at the same time a cameraman appeared to film everything for a TV-show. I started laughing, too, and throw some of the shit at the cameraman.
Somehow I lost a bet with this and so I got my right hand cut off but I got another one for it.
(Fast forward in time)
We sat on a couch and watched TV (I think we watched spanish Baseball). On the table was a bowl with my chopped hand. It looked kinda like it pulled through a meatgrinder now. My 'new' hand was sewed on so badly, that I could easily take it off.
Then I had to make right my friends trousers turn-ups with my mouth (because of the lost bet).
Later someone asked, why we don't call the Spanish language 'Citron' instead of 'Spanish'...