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I go to my grandmas house, lots of people are there. I bought a lot of food for everyone and put it in the fridge. Suddenly it's night and I decide I don't want to stay over like everyone else is so I go to my house. Now it's the next morning and I realize I left my cat rem over there so I go back there thinking rem must have been freaking out without me and all the people must've been messing with him like teasing children. When I get there I see my mom and dad at the dining table, for some reason I don't think it strange (I haven't seen my dad in like 4 or 5 years). Passing the fridge I realize I'm hungry, so I open it and see weird foods, I pick out this microwave noodle bowl thing and it's called shitzzu drainer, I worry that it will give me the shits or something by the name and I show my parents and they just laugh so I just put it on the table and went down the hall to get my cat and I saw this dingbat sleeping on my grandpas bed, shrugged my shoulders and walked out with my cat.