Recent DJ Posts

Phone addiction lesson

I'm in my bedroom at my parents' house, my brother-in-law takes my nephew's phone, who's immediately confused without his device. Then my brother-in-law wants to make him understand something by calling his phone and roleplaying my nephew, but it takes time, so the nephew leaves.

Flood, Zero Two and Man Ray fight

It’s the apocalypse : the world is flooded. A man with powers is probably trying to save people, and can probably predict things.

Then an other flooding scene : a villain (most likely Man Ray from SpongeBob) cuts off one of the heads of Zero Two (from Darling in the FranXX), the two-headed girlfriend of the hero (probably me from another dimension). Man Ray is trying to make me angry. He tears off her entire body, holding her head. Still alive, she can still speak : "Ouch ! It must've been a bird that stung me...". She said that to distract him from suspecting me of preparing something. A vulture is pecking at her body in the distance.

Then I'm no longer there : I gained momentum, having transformed into a fire dragon. Filled with rage, I fly straight towards the villain, and the fight begins : I became human again. Man Ray avoids all of my punches. He hesitates to activate his power of luck, but decides not to : "It would be too easy...".

Then I'm thinking about something (with a dark cloning building visual, green LED sign and Zero Two’s face displayed) : if my girlfriend dies, and I clone her, will she really be my girlfriend, or only a copy of her ?

Sumo balloon party

There's an indoor electro concert : the DJ is in the middle, with a line of passage for his team, seperating the two dancefloor squares. A guy in a huge inflatable sumo outfit lets himself bounced by people, passing the sumo to each other.

Hairstyle prank

At my parents' house, my brother pranks my other brother by making the same haircut as him : almost bald. They both laugh about it.

Egg ball and soy meat

Me and my brother are at a restaurant terrace, his dish contains a tiny ball of a perfectly round egg yolk, but also salad, meat... The waiter brings my dish, says bon appetit, and gets abnormaly close to my brother, as if trying to pickpocket him. We're shocked. My brother goes to the toilet, then a homeless woman arrives, leans on the table, and asks me what meat I'm eating. I answer duck, but I see that it’s a soy meat patty, which disappoints me tbh. She stays here, asking me questions, the waiter is right behind her but does nothing, and I'm getting annoyed.