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In the earliest part I can remember, I was lucid and walking across a bridge with Dreamer. I remembered the two dares that I wanted to try, so I started by asking her what she wanted me to do. As I waited for her response I hurriedly tore my clothes off so that I could get naked before she finished answering. While I was working on taking my socks off, hopping beside her, she told me that she wanted me to go to the store (probably incubated from her usual waking life request ). At that point I was completely naked and she didn't seem to even notice.

I took off flying at super speed to get into town, I was really excited because I was able to fly so quickly over mountains and such. I got to a small town, slowly flew down to it, and then landed on pavement. I was in the middle of a marketplace, there were asian restaurants all around me and this gas station right in front of me. I walked into the gas station and there was nobody there, so I just looked around at their merchandise. They had this huge wall that was lined with deeeeeelicious green chili burritos that were all hot and steamy. I grabbed one and completely devoured it. The store owners came out from the back and looked at me, a naked stranger that was eating one of their burritos like a feral animal, and they acted like they didn't see anything out of the ordinary. I guess I would probably do the same thing if I saw such a scene. They creeped me out so I left the store with my newly found burrito treasure and continued to munch on it while I wandered the streets, still stark naked. I think that I went into a restaurant after that but I don't really remember this part very much.

In the next part that I can remember, I was flying back to Dreamer to tell her that I had completed her task. I remember finding her but I don't remember what happened, the next part that I can remember after that was flying to Neverland because I couldn't think of anything else to do.

When I got to Neverland, it was made of blocks like in minecraft. I got involved in some story line and played along as a super hero that was playing both sides in some kind of robbery that had gone wrong. I didn't want anybody to get hurt so I was trying to get the criminals out of there safely. I don't remember that part very well, I just remember that it was fun being able to abuse my powers and show dream characters just how cool I am.

I'm a little bit worried about how awful my recall is lately, I think I'm going to start writing more of my lucid dreams in my DJ. Maybe if I'm lucky, Dreamer will teach me some of her tricks to have ridiculously awesome recall like she has.

I was laying down in bed, trying to WILD into a dream for an afternoon nap. I had noticed a couple times before, that I had fallen asleep and was actually laying in bed in a dream. I felt like I had woken up immediately after I noticed. I decided to try to do a noseplug RC based on that, even though I was certain that I was just in bed, awake.
Air went straight through my covered nose holes. Lucid!

I was really excited but I couldn't see anything because the world was pitch black, I thought about experiencing the dream as a blind person and what that might be like. While the world was still shrouded in darkness, I felt my way to the door and tried to phase through the wall. Didn't work. I tried visualizing what it would look like and suddenly my visualization became the world and there was light. I was even more excited now because I knew that this was going to be a good dream!

I yelled out across the barren streets, "Dreamer! Where are you? If you want to come with me on this adventure then you need to get here now".

She appeared, walking down the street, pushing a stroller with a baby inside it. I think that her hair was brown in this dream. She casually moseyed on towards me, in no apparent rush, while I put my hands to the ground and decided to make a base portal pad to try my new teleportation technique. The ground sunk in a little bit and had the appearance of a vortex.

I looked at Dreamer, who was then only a couple meters away from me, and I motioned for her to get over here. She sat down on her bum and started to act like a small child, she said, "I Don't WAAAANNA...", as she made a pouty face. I motioned again for her to hurry up and she threw her baby at me, which sort of bounced across the ground. I said to her, "Now that wasn't very nice."

Then I raised my hands so that my palms were facing her and I sent loving energy that I was sure would make her all grown up. Then I motioned for her to get up and join me one last time. She stood up and walked over to me. We stood over the vortex and held each other close while it charged up. I asked her if she could see where we were going. She nodded and said, "Mm. Yeah! Neverland." I remembered the advice that Dreamer had given me IWL about successful teleportation and I started to feel where I was going, instead of just visualizing it. The vortex/teleportation pad made a charging up sound like vrooooovrooovrooovroovroovrovrovrooooo that got quicker and quicker until it made a Zap noise and we changed locations. We were in a dark room that was filled with bunk beds. I looked around and there were these young kids that were wearing baggy clothes. They looked like a bunch of young ruffians and they were all staring intently at us. One of them asked us, "What are you doing here?"

I told him that we were just visiting and we wanted to hang out with them, for fun! I started to walk around the room to explore the surroundings a little bit and I noticed that Dreamer had turned into a little girl that was wearing a purple dress. I considered trying to make her into an adult again, but I had other things to worry about.

I found one guy in the room that looked a bit older, like he was in his 30's. He was sleeping on a metal slab and I tried to wake him up, but I couldn't. I hear this woman cry out, "Oh Jack...why won't you wake up". I turned around and asked who she was. She ignored me. I asked her, "Wendy, I presume?" She was very distraught so I didn't bother her.

I proclaimed loudly to the entire room, "Who's in charge around here and where is Peter Pan?" This young looking kid with black hair walked forward and said, "I'm Peter pan!" He was wearing tight pants with a hoody. He told me that I should follow him and that we were going to go on an adventure. I followed him outside and he grabbed my hand then took off into the sky, flying. I sort of fell out of my body and had a new body. He was carrying my old body into the sky with him. I Yelled out to him, "WAiiiiiiiiiit", while trying to keep up by flying towards him. He slowed down and took my hand. Oh, and I was totally carrying Dreamer in my arms at this point because she was like a little living doll that looked like a small child. She was pretty heavy too, I thought about letting Peter Pan hold her but I didn't.

We were flying up towards the stars when this really cocky and beefy looking DC came out of nowhere and hit Peter Pan so hard that Peter disappeared entirely. I floated down to the ground, set Dreamer down nearby, and said to him, "WTF Man, I was going to go on an adventure with Peter Pan and you totally ruined it". He just looked at me with a cocky grin and said, "What a waste of time, I was going to destroy the whole lot of them soon enough anyways."

I didn't like this DC at all so I punched him really hard in the face and he smirked at me, as though it didn't effect him at all. I started punching him at super speed, 10 punches a second with each hand. He kind of laughed about it. I started to get a little bothered so I used my ridiculous strength to punch him so hard that he fell onto the concrete. I got on top of him and preceded to punch him with such force that he sunk deep into the pavement and all of his bones were liquified. I felt kind of bad about being so violent towards someone, even if he was a total dick. I looked back at Dreamer and she looked normal again, but with brown hair. Then I woke up.

So I head out of my house and I see my car and there's someone sleeping in it. I open it up and I see my nieces. The younger one wakes up and says hi, and I tell them they should come to Neverland with me. She says something about being tired and I'm about to leave, and then she says "well give me a hug first dang". I gave her one and headed out. I went the same direction as last time but ended up some place different. It was like a school, but it had no sidewalks, and the ground was covered in brown leaves. I saw this one girl I knew from jr high, and I asked her if she wanted to go. I took her in the air and flew with he, and she said no. I put her back down and continued on. I met a group of kids working on arts and crafts and asked them if they knew how to get there and they didn't.

For some reason I couldn't fly anymore. I just laid there on my stomach, thinking about how it feels to fly, and suddenly the wind picked me up and I was back in the air, but i was kinda out of controll...:the. The phone rang and woke me the fuck up.

Next time I'm trying a door to darkness, she lives me not, or a good old fashioned scene change.

So i get the usuall fall though the bed type sensation as I enter the dream. Everything is black for a moment, and then I hear a loud ruckus. I head out of my room and I see my pops in the hallway. I told him whatever it was it scared the crap out of me. He says that there was a blown transformer, an he needed to look at something. I headed out into the kitchen and looked out the window and saw my brother pulling up. He got out of his car, and said something to the windown, but i couldn't hear him........wait a minute....I'm lucid, I need to do some things.

I jumpped out of the window and decided I was going to pay Neverland a visit...I headed north, and found myself at this house that belonged to a group of kids. There was a kid dressed up like Spider-man...but he was fat, and his costume looke more like lose fitting pajamas, two girls; one could have been my age, and the other one was much younger and this other guy. I asked the other guy whats the best way to get to Neverland, and he pointed out a particualr window. I lifted it up, and jumped out, and Spider-man asked me if I needed any help. I sized him up a second, and said "nah i'm good bro". Then I asked him "how's Mary Jane?". "I'm still tapping that.", he replied. "Well nevermind then." I said and headed off.

I immediatly had this "oh crap, i'm still in my backyard" moment when i saw how everything looked around me, but was completly convienced that this wasn't my backyard when I saw rocky coast line just ahead. Several pirate ships loomed in the distance, and the cloast was dotted with stone forts and watch towers. I was on the beach when I noticed about four pirates. All armed with daggars and swords.

There wasn't anytime to think about what may have happened to this magical place, because it was go time. One lunged for me and stabbed in my direction. I made a spin move, and continued to go behind him, while grabbing his left arm that stuck out like a tree limb. Once I had a hold of it, I proceded to spin this guy around and around until he killed the next pirate with his own extended blade. I tossed him on the ground, and quickly recovered a dagger from a fallen foe, and parried the now dizzied pirate, and easly killed him. I grabbed that blade, and fought the next guy, who was armed with two short swords. Two parries and two stabbs later one more was left. He was pulling out his pistol. Obviously he was the smartest of the bunch, but he wasn't a fast draw. I air rushed him, and time seemed to slow down as I approached. His gun had barely been lifted out of his holster, and was still pointing at the ground. Two more quick thrusts to the chest and he was out.

He started to say some last words, and then I sliced him again in his throat, nearly cutting his head off. I was pissed. What happened to this place? Have the pirates taken over completely? Where's Peter? Where's the lost boys? I needed answers. I took to the skys and popped a pill that granted me super speed for a limited time. Everything blurred around me as if I were in hyperspace, and when things returned to normal, I found myself at a broken down, tagged out city. It was the middle of the day, but there were a lot of people partying. There was a band playing, and a bunch of people just dancing. I shifted through the crowds looking for somone who may have been in charge. There was a girl with green spiky hair dressed like a rocker that was watching a tv monitor that I decided to talk to.

Me: Where are the lost boys?

Her: They broke up

Me: What? (I wasn't sure because of the loud music)

Her: THey broke up.

I told her about how hooks pirates seemed like they had a crap load of numbers, and seemed to be heading in this general direction, but she didn't mind. I looked at the monitor and there were guards posted at this door (dressed like saliors) that got took out by this squid guy. He looked normal exept for pink skint and four squid like arms that popped out of his waist. The guy cold clocked two guards and started burrowing below the floor. I turned around and saw that this was actually happening in real time. "Did you just see that", I asked. "Yeah, it's just show", she replied. I yelled at her and headed to the area, and showed her that it was going on in real time. I could see myself in the monitor. I was wearing my black nintendo shirt, and flaiting about while this guy continuted to own guards. Enough comedy, it's time to take this guy out.

Two of the guards tried to grab the guy, but he shedded all of his legs and slippe out, and grew new ones. I was punching him and he seemed damn near invinsible, but I decided to try something different. I grabbed him, and flew up higher and higher. With more altitude the squid guy continued to inflate like a balloon. Finally I dive bombed with him in hand suplexing him into the lazy river. Obviously this woulnd't have hurt him, but we were just up several hundred feet and that water is pretty shallow. He exploded on impact and some of his remains were still in my hands....they felt like old shredded up intertubes. I have to find and bring the lost boys together, but who do I find first? Why did they break up? and What happened to Peter? The place I was at had that "rebelious youth" type feel to it. It almost had "what if the lost boys grew up" type vibe to it. Either way, it was time to wake up.