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I was in a car with a non-specific girl in the passenger seat. It was evening out and we were just talking, making small chat. I think at one point I asked her out and we made out for a little bit, but then for some reason we decided get out and walk around. We got out of the car and walked to what looked like the back loading dock of a department store. I found a cut in half cardboard box with a bunch of crushed up nacho cheese doritos in it. I was stoked and started munching them down, but the girl I was with was less than ecstatic haha.

The scene suddenly changed and the both of us were in broad daylight, walking into a grocery store. This is where I started to go lucid. I still had the box of dorito bits in my hand, and I thought to myself: "this is stupid... Why don't I just spawn a myself fresh bag?" Who wants to eat loading dock doritos anyway? Haha!

So, I focused hard and a new bag of nacho cheese doritos started to materialize into my hand. Unfortunately, as soon as the chips were fully manifested, I lost control and I felt my dream self crashing back into my body and jolting me awake, much like in my last lucid dream.

Computer shut down in the middle of the night, so I wasn't able to hear the MAP Affirmation. I also slept late. Woke up with a very vague memory of Cebu and PATAS comrades.

I recall having two lucids recently, but I can't remember them.

Before I go any further, let me tell this dream was long, EXTREMELY long. Thankfully, most of it was just a cluster fuck of random crap that no one cares about, or it makes no since in any way. So I'm just going to get to the part that actually makes since and is the lucid part! By the way, like most people I think, my dreams are usually beyond weird. No, not weird, COMPLETELY FUCKED UP! Pardon the all caps language, but its true. So some of my entries will probably make no since, so just deal with it!

It started off as me sleeping outside my, "Dream House", which I guess is a rural rundown barn establishment. I don't know why I didn't sleep inside the barn. Maybe I thought it would collapse on me. Anyways, it was really nice outside. It just became morning, and the temperature was perfect, and it was sunny. When I woke up, I started talking to my Pal who I guess was sleeping near me. My parents were there with his parents too talking as well. As I was talking to him, I suddenly experienced the almighty Lucidity, and I was like, AHHHHH HELL Yeah.... I'm dreaming! Instantly my Pal, being his normal ignorant dream self, was like you Dumbass why would you be dreaming? I ignored him and started thinking about what to do first. The dream was so clear, I knew I had complete Lucidity, and could do anything. I said, I'm gonna fly! And took off. I was flying probably like 40MPH give or take just around the perimeter of the property, then shot up really fast, and then back down. When I landed, Pal was gone, and my gay Honda CRV (which I really hate having) was lying out in the open. I came up with this crazy idea to make the car fly while I was in it. I was about to get in it, then I realized, I'm dreaming, why don't I make this my dream car? So I said begone! And there was a sexy 2011 Dodge Challenger. I get in, start it up, and take off. My parents are in the back seat for some reason, silent, but I didn't really notice. So then I looked at my radio and told it to play a song that went along with flying. It instantly played, Surfin with the Alien by Joe Satrioni (one of my favorite guitarists). Then I say, "Fuck you Physics!" And lift the car off the ground. The pure excitement and epicness of this situation is probably the reason I woke up. I'm amazed, because most people don't get flying down easily in a dream, and I did it like a champ!

Hell yea

11/5/11
NON LUCID
This dream progressed into a story with random levels. I was in the elevator and was meeting this person and he was wearing a black suit.



I was talking to him, and this guy named Tobi, can’t recall it much, but he was going to kill me.



Apparently every time I met this person, he had to spray something to knock us out and he’s like “Get out.”

The third time he has to do it, I knew he was going to kill me. I ran like hell and went to the nearest elevator.

He was walking slow to get to kill me, so I dashed for the elevator and typed 41, and as the elevator closes, I see his face on the right and he’s smiling.



I was like “Holy S**t!” I had some time before he caught me. Then the dream fades..

The next dream was repeating itself and I was in the boy’s locker room in some random school. It was dark and dim and had an orange setting to the lighting. Some random guy says “Nice to meet you” in the BATHROOM, of ALL PLACES. I shook his hand anyway.



Then the dream repeats itself again and it was a different person now. He looked familiar, some Hispanic guy I saw in a middle or high school I went to. I knew he was going to say “Nice to meet you,” but my tennis coach told me to go outside to check to see how it is.

Then as I’m going out, I see Texas A&M University football players in a High School field, which doesn’t make sense because it’s supposed to in Kyle Field.

Dark clouds were everywhere, but it didn’t look so bad, I ignored a tornado that was apparent though.




Then I see it and it started to head to the school instead of the field, and we’re panicking “Nooooo don’t go there!

Then the tornado destroyed the place…

Then another dream a professor asked us if we wanted to know the crocidile’s ancestor. Apparently it was a torpedo shark.




ts head was like a Hammer shark and its fins were curvy and thin to make it go fast.

They were trying to build a replica of the shark, and doing an experiment on it…then the dream fades and I’m trying to close a garage with this heavy and big vehicle inside.

This guy wanted me to close the garage door, but I wanted to be careful, then I just slam it.



Then this guy that looks like this guy from the anime “Princess Jellyfish” went out with a lot of girls, but he was a virgin because girls didn’t want to do anal with him.






Then I’m with this anime girl with blue hair and she was wearing a white shirt and light pants.





We were near a fireplace and she’s bending down, and I look at her rear and was like “woooooah.”



Then I had another dream where I was panicking because I didn’t finish my Spanish 3 homework, and there was Spanish 3 test as well. I was in study hall for first period, it was one of the lab rooms you would see in middle school.

I sat next to this girl what had a deck of cards on her hand. And when the rest of the girls came, I wanted to play with them.

But the teacher is like “No no no you can’t do that.”

When the bell rang, I go to my Spanish 3 class, and instead of a test, we had to do a group project.

Couldn’t remember much after that.