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Was walking around Safeway. Apparently one corner of the store was my bedroom. A creepy man kept fallowing me around and then moseyed into the bedroom. I had had enough of his creepiness I stared to yell "yo, creepo, enough! You had your fun, now fuck off." he did as I said and walked away. Suddenly I was living in a sewer. I was dee from always sunny and I was there with Charlie. I kept trying to guess where the sewage was going to drain to I can go down different pipelines. Unfortunately, I was squally wrong. Gross. Then we made I out of the sewer. We opened the top lid and I was in the most beautiful and magical meadow. It was almost acid tripy, slightly cartoonish in nature. There were green rolling his and golden patches of wheat. I paused for a moment at how pretty it was and then I began to hop around *the hills like a kid or a kid pretending to be a bunny or something. The sun was a bright yellow glow, almost blinding.

I was working at a safeway at night owned by my gma nancy. Stewart and his girlfriend worked there with me too and we all were getting along(for once). *The store was closed and we were organizing the produce. I overheard stew and his gf talking about how bad they wanted coke. I told them I didn't have any but I probably knew someone who did. They declined and we all started talking about how wild we all were 2 years ago and how calm we are not. Some camotipn happed in the back room and we all walked back there to check it out. Nancy has killed a fat man in a green suit and asked us to help her drag him to a boiler. We all did as she said and were strangely unbothered by the request. The boiler was this giant pit behind the deli. It was a huge whole in the ground like a giant well that had a body of water deep in the pit. The water was boiling due to a huge heat fan at the bottom. We tossed him in. Suddenly the store filled with people. We all caught on tv that the police we suspecting the employees of murder at my Safeway. Another employee ( a guy who looked like brendon fraiser but in a greek god costume decided to sacrifice himself for the rest of us employees, he ran full speed and jumped in the boiler. This happened in slow motion and I had a view of this from the bottom of the boiler. He yelled his whole way down the hole and as he hit the water. Now we could just say that an employee committed suicide in the boiler and if they saw remnants of a human body in there they wouldn't suspect a thing. Nancy was happy to be off the hook. For some reason I knew that allen and I were going to move to California and that I wouldn't see my little brother Riley anymore. This brought me to tears and I ran to my car to call Allen. He seemed not very supportive about the stress of the move and I hung up on him.*

In which I'm looking through my broken and worn jewelry...

I'm going through a drawstring bag that contains all my necklaces and braceletes. I have not taken care of them, and they are all broken and tarnished.

There was another dream, more interesting and vivid. I remembered it perfectly well this morning but did not write down notes to myself and so I forgot. It's gone now. It's hard to carve out the time/discipline to keep a dream journal while doing other things. I'm trying not to let it go altogether again. I figure something is better than nothing!

Jelly Beans

A lady was lying on a massive mound of jelly beans. She was ill and said she only felt comfortable lying on jelly beans. She asked for more to complete her jelly bean bed. We (myself and the doctor) decided that she needed 300 more. Suddenly, she turned around and said that she would only accept brown/coffee coloured ones. I get out a massive colour catalouge and showed her a few colours.

Work and a Family Argument

I was at work, this time in my store in Mothercare. I went into part of the store. A man asked me a question about kids DVDs. They had to be about bugs..I picked out from the shelf; a Bugs Life, Ants and some other one. The man was really happy and bought all 3 for his son's birthday. I obviously couldn't put them through the till, so I asked him to go to the Mothercare tills as I worked for Clarks.
We were all running around really busy, I said to one of the Team Leaders that we had something to do, she said ''I've already got someone on it''. I replied ''I love being the manager, everyone just does my job for me' (Which is no -where near true - Lol!)
I am running around like a headless chicken, trying to get everything ready for close.
Then I am pulled into my Boss's office. My Dad and his fiance (Fiona) are in there, she is crying and upset, there is no sign of my boss and the Office is now my Mum and Dad's old bedroom, of when they were together, before they split.
Fiona was saying that when we ran the store together, (which we never did), that I had a better relationship with the mothercare manager than she did. I said that she was part time, so all the meetings that I had to attend were mainly carried out when you were not working. I said that the Back To School meeting I tried to get you in, but you said you were too busy to come in. I just make an effort with these people because I have to work with them everyday and I'm sorry if she felt that way.
I can't remember what she replied but she was crying. I spoke to my Dad and then I left. I went into my room and cried my eyes out!


Naked Party

I was in my house. The only person I recognised was my fiance. He was laying on the sofa in jeans and a black shirt, half undone, and there were a couple of guys and girls opposite.
Next to my Fiance were two girls sprawled across him, they were both completely naked. One was laying next to him and the other was sitting on the arm of his chair stroking his head.
The two girls said to me, ''Go on, you get naked too!'' I turned around and said ''sorry girls, its not really my sort of thing!'' But as I said that I started to undress anyway! I stood there completely naked, then I lay on the floor and then pretended to be asleep. I heard one of the guys say ''woah! She's got big tits, you're a lucky guy mate'' he said, signalling to my fiance.
Then we all started to have a water fight. We were throwing glasses of water at each other and water went all other the TV! I went to get a cloth and heard my Fiance's mum coming down the stairs. I quickly closed the door and quickly wiped up the mess on the TV.

I woke up!

01/25/12

School of Magic
I am in a large building with a group of people, we are there for a class. The instructor is a man I don't recognize, and he is teaching us about magical energy. The school seems to be some form of Hogwarts. The room we are in is a sort of auditorium. The instructor fires a blast of magical energy into a designated target at one end of the room. He says it is time for everyone else to show what they can do. A lot of the other students don't seem to know how to create the energy blast. I hear a woman's voice through some kind of speaker system. She is standing up on a balcony looking down on us. She says she will vaporize the lot of us if the instructor doesn't come up there and face her like a man. He clearly doesn't want to but decides he has no choice.

He goes through a door that leads up to the balcony from behind. I follow him, and several other students come along as well. A couple of them are saying I need to stay out of that, let them deal with their own problems. I ignore them and we get to the top of the ramp. There is a room off the balcony where the woman and the instructor are facing off. They both fire a beam of energy at each other, the energy intercepts in the middle… but hers is clearly stronger. I get closer to them and I focus on drawing some of that energy out of her attack and into me. Her energy beam actually curves off and heads into me, allowing the instructor's energy beam to get through and hit her. It was apparently a stunning spell of some kind as she is knocked unconscious. Now everyone is staring at me in amazement. I am feeling quite energized. Everyone seems speechless.

Card Depression
I am in a card shop that is in a large mall. I go into the shop and start looking around at the various things on the shelves. Most of it is too expensive for me to buy, but I am enjoying just looking. I wonder if I might be able to jack something small… maybe just a pack of cards or something. I glance around and I don't see anyone looking, I grab a pack of Pokémon cards and slip it into my purse. I feel I have done enough stealing here. I look around a bit more and I see there is a gaming room in the back. I go in there and people are comparing their Pokémon cards. Hey! I have Pokémon cards! I see the others are using their cards to summon real Pokémon. Cool! I open my pack of cards and I find I got two cards with Pokémon on them. The rest of them are assorted effect cards and other stuff I don't know what it is. The two cards with Pokémon on them is a Pikachu and an Espeon. I summon both of the Pokémon and they join a few others that were summoned by a couple other people in the room. All of the Pokémon are playing with each other. One of the others wants to have a match between them… my Pikachu indicates he is not interested, my Espeon seems to be trying not to laugh.

So my Pokémon follow me out of the card shop and into the mall. I wander through the mall for a while. I leave the mall and find there isn't really a parking lot, but there is a lake there. There is also a large dump truck pouring trash into the lake. The trash turns the water black. I tell them to stop doing that, they're poisoning the lake. A man driving asks why that should matter. Pikachu zaps the truck with a bolt of lightning, Espeon telekinetically throws the truck into the air where it disappears from sight. I look at the lake, there are dead animals floating in the water. I find that sight to be so depressing… I am wondering what I can do, and what good will it do if no one even cares? Pikachu and Espeon seem to be trying to cheer me up, but it doesn't help.