Recent DJ Posts

Bull chase

I'm being chased by a white bull with long horns, I jump over the barrier right in time.

Dangerous witch taunting

I have a new job. After work (which has probably something to do with magic), I taunt our boss, which is an old witch with green skin, by playing with the handle of the wooden door that she's trying to lock. I make a playfull fighting pose, and it bothers her. The next day, after work, I play with the handle again, bothering her, and leaving grass traces on it. This time she's furious. I know that I fucked up because she could kill me at any moment. I just look down, to avoid escalating the situation. My colleagues, which are probably super heros, are afraid for me. They know how well-respected she is and how nobody dares looking for trouble with her.

Might have seen Jamie. I had a piano on some farm outside of cremona. Drove all the way from Stettler. Had my audio book blaring on the way. I was on a road outside didsbury with sharp shoulders. I was maybe too close to the shoulder so I adjusted my way in the road. Saw an oncoming white SUV and the driver looked like Jamie. She put her hand over her mouth in shock. Was it shock from seeing me? Or did I go to close to her lane? I don't think I was even close.

Jamie

I saw Jamie in a white SUV. She was waving at me.

Maybe she was trying to tell me that it was her? Or that she was trying to wave?

Jamie 2

I was in line at a store. Jamie was in front of me. She was wearing black pants that didn't leave much to the imagination. She kept looking back to see if I was checking her out.

Okay.