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Watching Gumball and football

At my parents' house, I'm watching TV, there's an episode of Gumball : an adventure of Gumball and Darwin in the jungle, carried away by the waterfall, they encounter a T. Rex and shout out of fear. I'm zapping channels, there's a cartoon on channel 18, soccer on several channels, I watch a soccer match : one player had a brilliant idea : he lets the ball go out near the goal, while the goalkeeper catches a second ball. They do the touch at the same time, and the player scores with the official ball (he nearly missed).

That poopoo spray guy

I'm with Craygar, he does his 626 effect saying "Poopoo spray", I do it too but not as easily, he does the 626 + throat bass at the same time.

Island choices, T. rex chases

I'm on an island with a guy. We have two scripted choices available each time, said by the narrator. There's a T. rex, so we run towards the beach, but the dinosaur followed us. The guy makes the choice to stay and face him, I choose to escape (the narrator is disappointed). Passing through the jungle, the dino is chasing me. I arrive at a large playground, the floor is sand. I choose to escape again. Angry, the T. rex shouts and chases me, when suddenly a volcano erupts. While the T. rex is distracted, I hide behind a wooden wall.

I've had the same dream with lionesses in the past, with some details changing (rendering glitch, teeth cleaning and bananas)

Marathon with lionesses (recurrent dream)

I participate in a marathon even though I never run : we go through a hall that is sometimes a desert, and lionesses start following us, but don’t really attack : they're "playing", gently biting us. I clean pieces of meat or brain from the teeth of one of them. The top of her body (from eyes to pelvis) is missing, as if not rendered, making it flat, and leaving black void instead. One of the runners eats all the bananas in his bag (leaving the figs), which is an indication of giving up the marathon.

Fleeing the scene, scenario changing

It is night, I'm in an apartment, I punch or slap someone and run away, into another room, jumping from the window. Then several scenarios take place : scenario 1 : I cling on to the iron stairs, then run down the street. Scenario 2 : I transform into a small transparent creature (like a piece of ghost plastic) and teleport to the bottom, on the street.

Sleep talking battle

I'm at my parents' house, my brother insists that I babysit the children of his female friend. I say no. Same for another one. I finally accept. I'm now at his friend’s place, it's night, I see myself in third person through the night camera of the friend, with black and white vision : we're all sleeping in the same bedroom. There are the kids and some adults. One of the adults screams in his sleep, so I'm annoying too : we're now both talking while sleeping. It's like a battle of who is the most annoying. The friend is also watching the cameras.

Bull chase

I'm being chased by a white bull with long horns, I jump over the barrier right in time.

Dangerous witch taunting

I have a new job. After work (which has probably something to do with magic), I taunt our boss, which is an old witch with green skin, by playing with the handle of the wooden door that she's trying to lock. I make a playfull fighting pose, and it bothers her. The next day, after work, I play with the handle again, bothering her, and leaving grass traces on it. This time she's furious. I know that I fucked up because she could kill me at any moment. I just look down, to avoid escalating the situation. My colleagues, which are probably super heros, are afraid for me. They know how well-respected she is and how nobody dares looking for trouble with her.

Creepy grannies : shush of horror

At the dinning table in my parent's house, there are two strange old ladies. One of them is a creepy cartoon character (beige skin, really creepy eyes. She reminded me of a mix between Double King's animation by Felix Colgrave and Mokey's show). She says "Shhhh!" to someone, but super hollow and with a snake sound, through her giant mouth full of darkness.

Creepy grannies : forbidden snacks

Gumball and Darwin are in the house of two old ladies who welcome them with warm smiles, even offering them soup to eat. But the grannies end up revealing that they're planning to eat them. They manage to escape, they're in my hometown. They want to call the police but first dial the wrong number, then get hung up on. Hiding in a bush, Gumball and Darwin finally manage to call the police, while whispering. But the creepy grannies arrive by parachute, jumping from a light aircraft. The two boys understand that they have a tracker in them (must've been hidden in the soup). The police will end up arresting the creepy grannies, finally putting a stop the the menace.

Fluffy dog adoption

I stopped driving because I saw two fluffy stray dogs on the road : a white one and a brown one. I really want to save them from homelessness, but I can only take one in my car. It’s hard but I choose white (he looks more cute and fluffy). I telepathically tell him to get in my car, which he happily does.

He shouldn't be aware...

I'm in the grocery store's warehouse, and I suddenly realize that I'm in a simulation (I'm not lucid, I just know it's a simulation, not a dream). I get immediately chased by the guards of the simulation.

Silly sounds at Stitch's house

I'm in the house of the beatboxer Stitch, in his kitchen, where he trains his polyphonic singing every day. Some people are here, I'm training my low poly, I tell an old man how tight the sound is, then I perfectly imitate the sound of this meme : https://www.instagram.com/reel/DI66A...BvZXVqeXB0Ng==. It makes a girl and a guy laugh.

Divine shopping

At a grocery store, everyone is buying things at prices with divine meaning.

Discord melody ban

On a beatbox Discord, improvised tag-team : a kid does the melody, a guy does the beat, I hear them even after leaving, I come back, I mute myself but I get instently banned.

Skelet-demon chase at MacDonald's

Me and a guy are being chased by a demonic entity : a skeleton man with eyes of green light, riding his demonic black ostrich, who also has green light eyes. We're running around a sofa, I'm riding a horse. Then the beatboxer Remix now has the same hairstyle as Taras Stanin (blond and brown) who's with him. They order Macdonald's at the drive thru. Then the entity returns as Batman, chasing me at MacDonald's, at night, between the tables. He then regains his skeleton/ostrich form, and again, I’m riding my horse around a couch. But this time he's catching up. So I make a sudden backflip and take his top hat. I put it on before slamming my face on the ground, and I gain one of his abilities : I have a skelton head.

Badly shaved

I'm shaving my sideburns, but checking the mirror, I realize I've shaved parts of my hair. I try to put it back in place but the damage is already done...

Goat-demon vs Cantonese rice (fragment)

*Forgot what happened*, a grey goat-demon character chases and kills Cantonese rice characters.

A.I city (LD)

With some family, we're walking in a city, almost everything is visually like A.I, but not very advanced, like a version of around 2021. We pass the terrace of a restaurant, an A.I-woman gorilla is sitting, then we arrive in front of a building, the wall is blurred by an A.I cloud, I say something like "The I.A will be better when we'll pass through it", we do it, now we're like in a research center or an office, a pretty blonde girl is at the reception, I suddenly become lucid, but quickly wake up.

Goat-Santa chase and slide

Some characters are on the bottom of long and large stairs in nature, one of the Cantonese rice characters explains (compared to my Goat-demon vs Cantonese rice dream) to their leader (a grey demon with a goat head) that their species was almost genocided by one of them (their enemy), so somebody has to pay. The leader is afraid : "Wowowo!", all the characters are chasing him : skeletons of mini Cantonese rice dragons, etc... The leader manages to reach the top of the stairs and get a vehicle allowing him to slide down the stairs, and pass through a checkpoint : a large red sign at the end of a ramp with small red pillars to destroy, in the desert/canyon of red sand, as the sun sets. Then he becomes Santa Claus, goes up the stairs, and descends again with his Christmas sled. But this time I control him in 3rd person (like a video game, but I'm not lucid) : I do bad jumps on ramps that make me lose speed, so I bypass the final ramp. But the map tells me that it was an essential checkpoint. I turn around, but I'm going too slowly so I bump the pillars one by one. I turn around again to destroy the checkpoint sign at high speed.

Angry men, angry bull

I’m a very big, muscular and angry powerlifter, outside, and I get in a heated argument with people, then with a worker. We both look like Gregor Clegane. He drops a big rock against the gate that seprates us, I'm shouting at him to open if he's a man. But he goes and hide in the shade of some bushes far away to inject himself with a strengh/muscle enhencement drug. I scream that he's drugging himself to be strong. I open the gate, then a huge white bull is here, chasing us down between the grass field and the grass hill. At some point, the bull is up the hill, he is coming at me, but I get déjà-vu : I know that I've already lived this exact moment (maybe in another dream), so I know what to do : I crouch at the last moment, he almost kicks me by jumping over me. At one point, his smaller and weaker bull friend arrives. I chase him, then the big bull chases me again.

Sky trees (LD)

*WBTB + WILD* I'm lucid, lying in my bed, I hear reggae in the upper room and someone downstairs. Looking out the window, I see two trees floating in the beautiful yellow sky with lots of clouds. I don’t move to avoid waking up but it's like my left arm is inside my ribs. It makes me uncomfortable and wakes me up.

Big store and beach jog

I’m in a big store, there is few people, I look at the aisles : I put back a line of jewelry in its place with other jewelry, I see a long low fridge full of the same item : slices of red meat at 11 €. The female employee watches me on the cameras, then I find a passage to the exit. I'm now walking with a big backpack and jeans shorts in a city, it’s sunny, I cross the road in front of restaurants where fishermen make dishes, then I start running to reach a place. Some runners are running right in front of me, slowing me down "The fuck is that ?!" , I pass them, on the beach, now I want to get to my destination before them. I have a pebble in my shoe, then I see a small bridge leading to the sea, I take it, a guy dives from it, I don't, and I have another pebble in my shoe. Then a video plays of Ben Shapiro presenting four pairs of white shoes. The two last ones are named Revanged and Avanged.

Had a spontaneous LD, without even WBTB or WILD. I stayed on my phone until really late though

Hill Climb Surfing

I'm a surfer, I’m surfing down a mountain from where lots of earthy water flows, a guy is here with me, he tells me I can ride the waves uphill, so I do it. It's pretty fun !

Speed vs Power (LD)

I am IShowSpeed, in a building with people arround, when an arab dad asks me lots of questions as he gets closer to me. I can tell he wants to punch me. If we fight, he's clearly gonna win. But the situation makes me laugh, which irritates him even more. He chases me down the street, as I become another guy. *lucid* I run faster than him, so I make fun of him to annoy him even more, then I deliberately slow down, he almost catches me but he slips and knocks himself out against a wall. With my friends, we continue to make fun of him while filming. Then his daughter arrives, panicked, as she sees her dad sleeping on the pavement.

I ate pork chop and ham before bed, maybe it had an influence on my dream...

Escape of the pigs

I'm at my parents' house, in the garden. Through the garage window I see lots of pigs inside, too many in a space way too small. They all push each other, it’s complete chaos. One of them looks at me, standing up, it’s a bit scary. Then I enter, the pigs are in a square enclosure, including two very large and tall humanoid pigs, one male, one female. The male pushes the female out of the enclosure, which turns her human (she keeps her tall and large shape). She's exhausted. I tell her to lie down on the long sofa cushion in the garden, but she falls and hurts her finger. I go find my mom for something to fix her finger, but she has an insect on her : a small black ant head and big yellow body, like a jelly bean. I remove it from her, she thinks it might be an evil creature. Returning to the enclosure, there are only a few piglets left. The male humanoid pig has opened the enclosure... A piglet has climbed a refrigerator covered with a tarp, I take him and give him to an orang-utan in the enclosure.

Chased throughout gardens

I'm at my parents' house, but it looks like another house. A guy and a girl are mad at me, the guy is chasing me, even outside. I'm running for my life. Then same scene but I run through the neighbors' gardens, hopping a fence.

Woke up to the sun. So bright. (writes dreams) Honestly I should just get up. Or…

On the side of a road, On top of a hill was a place full of stores and services. Usually I would just stop to get something to eat or for my dad to pick up some gas for the trip. But after coming twice it got apparent that I was a more regular visitor than anyone else. As it happened that my dad would be doing something and I would have to stay and wait for hours. I had some time to kill talking to people my age. As I ganged their trust (GET IT LOL HAHAHAH pls laugh) they told me that they run sort of a “little” gang here and that they run all of the stores. I said that's pretty cool and after a while of wandering around and doing different things. Eventually I joined the “motorcycle gang”. Which was what everyone's little nickname was for it. I surprisingly wasn't expected to stay or to come often but when I do eventually come often I would have access to all the lounges and stuff. I made some friends and they wanted to go get lunch at a supermarket. I came with them. We found a spot with Chinese food and different types of chicken. As I ordered my food I realized it was gone. So I went back to go get something else. At the time the kids were waiting for me. Another line started to grow so in a bit of a panic I got some chicken legs because they happened to be way cheaper. As I continued in the line one of the people behind the counter asked if I joined yet. (Let's call him bill. I was already talking to him before lunch) I said yes so for confirmation he went to one of the people I was with and they said yea. As I continued up I realized that they never gave me an ID card to order. Bill started to speak to the guy running the supermarket. (Lets name him Joey) “Yo Joey wanna watch what happens if you don't have your ID card?” Joey, already knowing what was about to happen declined, lacking interest. Bill pulled out a knife from his side pocket and went to attack him. I grabbed his arms and tackled him. Throwing the knife out of the way. A narrator said that in his mind he thought I would’ve been a good leader. I ran through the store, chicken legs in hand looking for more food I could grab. After about to grab a pastry I saw Joey running closer to me so I ran out the door. I looked for a car I could drive and after I saw a lady getting out of the car to set it up for a refuel I sprinted in the car and got it out of park. I drove right to the entrance of the plaza and luckily there were no cars. As I drove on the highway and onto an exit. The road started to be filled with houses. It was a mixture of country, suburban and ghetto. Gained lucidity, As I got to a part where the road was grass I slowed down and I saw that the side of the road was covered with extended houses. As I drifted past many I messed up and hit the structure of the house. Luckily it was still connected to the ground so it didn't collapse. Shortly after I ran into a tree. Realizing that this was a good time to let him pass by, I waited for a second but realized he was far behind. (car skills are way too good honestly) I continued on the road and reached a neighborhood. In the middle of the road was a group of three cars and two police officers on each side. Moving them. I went to the side and drove right past them. After some more insane moves I got to an intersection where there were hundreds of police cars. I immediately got out of the car. I randomly jumped (scooby dooby doo style) and then raised my hands up. I got arrested and a cutscene began of me getting free and getting 280 thousand dollars. Then I woke up.

Zuko:
There is a Fire Nation City from Avatar the Last Airbender.
Azula is chasing Zuko in some kind of battle or showdown.
...
Zuko is part of a ceremony at a big outdoor theater.
He is renouncing the Sun, and getting painted to symbolize his new loyalty.

Ethernet Hunt (NLD) 07.19.2023

I had this dream in a nap. I felt really guilty for taking a nap but this dream was funny to me. I am on a street corner with Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, and my nephew. Mark is explaining that there are ethernets running underneath the city and hackers like to go in there to spy on peoples data. We walk up to a manhole cover. He starts loading a large revolver that has a a flashlight on it. Elon opens the manhole cover and I look in. It's dark in there and I can't see anything. I really want to catch a hacker so I jump in. It is much more spacious and lit up now and there are sets of ethernet cables everywhere. I see a person sitting with a laptop further in and he sees me so he picks up and runs. I chase after him and then the tunnel ends and I find myself in a Subway resturaunt. I find this very strange. I see the hacker run out the door and I chase after him. He steals a bike and takes off but somehow I can run faster than he can bike. I push him over and wake up for a moment.

I see this as a good chance to DEILD so I try to stay still. I am semi lucid and now I'm in a car with Mark and Elon driving on a freeway. I somehow know they are chasing the hacker. They are on the phone with another bilionair who is saying silacious things about my nephew and I somehow know that the person they are talking to is in a car driving behind us. I blink myself into their car and try to stop him from saying these things and I wake up.

Before WBTB

Russian Ride
I'm traveling internationally and I don't speak the language where I am at. I'm getting off a train or bus looking for the airport. I see another bus leaving and I wave my arms and chase it, yelling for it to stop. It does. I try to ask the driver where the airport is and he tells me (in English) that the bus is full. It clearly isn't. I wonder if there is some law saying there must be X number of open seats. Regardless, I stay on the bus and he doesn't kick me off. I make my way to the back of the bus. It resembles the CATA bus system from back home. In the back car is a girl with one leg. Short hair, kinda "bad-girl type". She has khaki pants on, and the missing leg has it tied to cover the stump. I sit next to her and ask for help. She's friendly.

Some time later we are back at her apartment. It's a big studio, kinda messy with paint and art all over the place. I realize that I'm a girl, and that she may be gay. I get the impression she might have been coming onto me.

Later I'm running from Russian agents. I'm running through an apartment complex, entering and leaving through doors/windows. I'm really high up. When I go outside I'm sidling on just-big-enough edges to not fall. I don't know why they are chasing me. I eventually make my way down from the tall complex and make it to the ground but I haven't shook them.

I'm in a down-town Chinatown type area at night. There is a big crowd of people and I'm trying to use them to escape from the Russian agents. I'm at a bar with two floors open to the outside. There are some TVs running with couches set in front of them. There are some dark corners I can hide in. I try out a few and crouch down, but I decide that none of them are good enough and keep moving. Then I stand up face-to-face with one of the agents. He looks like Dr. Brenner from Stranger Things.

Running again. This time it was short. I ended up in a stone building on a grassy hill, hiding underground. But they've just found me. There is the leader (Dr. Brenner) and two thug-types. They are going to torture me for information. I tell them I've only killed one time, and I wasn't sure if it was me or my uncle who pulled them trigger. I guess I was trying to intimidate them. It doesn't work. They casually talk to me about something and then without warning Dr. Brenner shoots my right ear off with a pistol.

I cry out in pain (S hears me and tries to shake me awake). It doesn't hurt as much as I expected it would. They tell me that they will shoot off the other ear if I don't comply.

I wake up and tell S I am OK.

After WBTB

W Aged Up
I'm at my Grandma P's house in the bedroom sleeping on the bed. I've slept in later than everybody else. I roll over and see some old drawings I made in my childhood on the wall. My grandma will have decided to have kept them. They are hyper realistic and drawn in pencil. Somehow, they are holographic. I think to myself that maybe I should get back into art.

W, my brother's son who is due in September, bursts into the room with his friend, Ian. He's four years old. I can't tell who is who and I feel bad about it. But now I know it is because W isn't born yet. One of them has buck teeth. I follow them around the house and then one kid is missing. I find W/Ian eating dish cleaning tablets under sink. Standard kid behavior I guess

Lucid Fragment
I'm in a large mall, reminiscent of one from an old marching band trip from high school. I do a nose reality check and realize I'm dreaming. I double take...crap! I was dreaming that whole time before with W! I think to myself that step one is to find my DG...but my lucidity slips and I wander off.

Conditions
Medium workout early in day
Big dinner
2 drinks of alcohol
Stayed up late
6hr/30m WBTB
Yuschak Primary Trigger (8Mg Galantamine, 250Mg Choline Bitartrate)

Notes
My theory on what happened here...sleep cycle issues. Instead of jumping into the same sleep cycle I was just in, I jumped into the beginning of a later one. I stayed up until about 2:30am playing Zelda and then set an alarm for 8:30am...so about 6 hours after sleep. I know that 5h45m has been a good target for me, so I was experimenting with a larger time to test and see if it can be improved. One problem though is that I didn't have an established wake-sleep rhythm. Plus, I stayed up longer than the typical 15m during the WBTB. I planned slightly longer at 20m but it was more like 30m. I don't think the alcohol will have mattered much because of the later timing, but it could have played a part. Lesson learned: Next time, have an established sleep rhythm. Gonna say data inconclusive about 6h/20m WBTB setup.

Woods Mansion Nightmare
I'm walking in a heavily wooded area at night. Grass is above my ankles and wet. I come across my best friend D. He has a bed just outside the window of a mansion with lights shining on the grass below. We talk for a bit and then decide to go into the mansion.

I'm running sideways and side jump through an open window in the mansion. It is well-lit and makes me think an older person might live there. Meticulously clean, lots of furniture we wouldn't be allowed to sit on, bookshelves all over. Then a woman with big 80's hair appears. It is blonde and straight up. Her face reminds me of older photos of my Mom (rest in peace). The woman runs into the room frantically.

"DO YOU REMEMBER ME?!?!" the woman yells at me.

I don't reply. At this point I'm in fight or flight mode. I'm running sideways again, and I do a side jump out a window. I fell as if I'm being chased but I don't look back to check. My escape route takes me back into the mansion. I'm running inside it again. I tried to change my path and leave through a window I previously came in from, but now there is a wall there.

I had a thought as I stared at the ceiling, since I couldn't sleep after this dream. The way she said "Do you remember me?" was aggresive in the context of the dream (nightmare) but the actual content of what she said wasn't. I was thinking that if my mom was actually in some kind of collective unconscious in the afterlife, maybe she was trying to reach out and the message got scrambled by the context of the dream? I'm not normally so much the "hand wavy" type of guy. But I still find stuff like this interesting to think about.

Fragment
I'm in a more casual setting now. It reminds me of Grandma P's bathroom from a few houses ago. My mom is there, but her skin looks older. I don't recognize/recall that she passed some years ago. We spent some time together but I can't recall much.

I've had some similar dreams with her showing up like this. We were close when she was alive, so I like to think she is just dropping by to say hi.