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i was in an in game instance that was similar to a roblox instance, my mom was there at first. She is chilling at a beach instance and the water and sand animation are glitching through each other like the instance was poorly made. there';s palms trees where she's relaxing and she doesn't really see me as if i'm a phantom from long distance or im intruding. I see many sharks in the water that are point blank shore line, they are staring at me, they swim as close to the glitched shoreline as they can and stare at me as if they want to murder me. The water magnifies parts of them massively as the water is like glass glitched at some points. So some points their black eyes become huge,or suddenly there open mouth teeth etc. I feel fear as usual at first and i try to seek verbal reassurance from my mom, But suddenly I feel sadism towards them realizing they're stuck and using nothing but scare tactics, and i remember that apparently in my dream me and my mom had previously eaten three shark sandwiches each. I say out-loud to the sharks "I wonder what they'd feel knowing I ate three shark sandwiches today", to which the sharks seem to fade into the dark blue depths after. Then I become bored and decide to leave my mom to the fishing she is sudden;y doing at the digital beach and teleport to a different instance,at first it seems like the outside of kafe on siege, but then i'm suddenly inside and there's task in each room in this academy like place. It's like a Role-play game. I blink and then spawn in to a role-play task of being the barber, and my client is a man with pepper colored hair and beard whom is starting to have male pattern baldness. I start using the scissors on his head and once i start to get to a certain shortness the man starts to pull his head away. I figure he must be doing that because he wanted a certain length that im cutting past, but i'm having too much fun and i have a certain hair style in mind that is a fade starting at his side burns that i know is too youthful of a style for him to want but i want to do it anyways. He keeps pulling his head away so i sit on his lap and grab his head with one hand and i see the clippers in my tool apron clung to the side of his chair. i realize it has the safety guard on that will ensure even cut and so i start shaving the style on him i want. i feel joy over being in control against the dream characters will, i think i knew he was just an unmanned character in the role-play game but that there were others roaming the halls monitoring the role-play making sure it was done correctly, i felt avoidant of being caught but also felt confident i could just teleport away

Polite drawing decline

Journalists ask a bald guy for something (probably art, maybe a drawing). My brother-in-law understands that this guy inspired me for something. The guy responds to the journalists with a letter. He very politely explains why he no longer sends drawings.

Taking the train (fragment)

I'm in the train station, I take the train to go somewhere.

Guess the anime characters

We're about six friends sitting on wooden chairs in a circle. We play a game : we each choose an anime character, and the goal is to find the characters of each other. I think I was spoiled (memory bubble, one friend drops his bag containing his character : a carrot), so I think it’s Kaonashi (whom I call Shihiro) from Spirited Away. But he shows me his new electro album (probably psytrance, at least psychedelic), I understand that it’s not Shihiro because it has nothing to do with his style. I wasn’t spoiled after all.

Then a friend offers to go eat at the kebab or restaurant : tonight they have one burger bought, one offered. I propose another time (I'm already full). Then one of the friends lost (his character was guessed), so he beatboxes (meow squeak melody). I redo his melody while ridiculously canoeing on the floor. Others follow me in my silliness. But then I say "Hey but I haven’t lost !", so I stop, because it’s the loser's melody.

Forbidden soccer field

I'm in a place I’ve already dreamed of : a soccer field, but the ground is just dirt hills. I’m not allowed to be there. A woman who monitors the place forces me to leave.

Caught partying

I'm in a house with three nephews, we must clean, but they want to play : one nephew grabs me by the calf and drags me down the hallway, making a mess of the carpet. Then next scene : I'm someone else, there's a party in a room of the house. Then outside, the owners of the house confront me, they saw us on camera. I explain everything to them in detail.