Recent DJ Posts

Anti-recording piano toy

I'm probably at my parents' house, I beatbox and play piano on a tiny piano toy. I create an excellent melody (probably boogie-woogie style), but every time my mom starts recording my performance, the piano stops working.

20+ years pizzas

I'm in a grocery store, it's closed but I'm here. Lights are dimmed, and I see in the fridges the expiration date of some pizza boxes says "2001-2003". I inform an employee but he shrugs it off. A guy is cleaning the floor and employees start leaving the store.