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STOPPIT STOP CHASING ME YOU ASSHOLE.

There is a mirror chasing me, with an image of my Nightmare Monster self in it.

I run down a beach and get to a gate in a seawall. I become liquid and smoosh through. I summon a huge hammer. I smash the gate, and then smash the mirror. I smash every piece into tinier and tinier bits.

The Atom grabs my arm.

Stop! Focus your perception. This is unnecessary. Dream about whatever you want.

The clouds look lovely. I float up to a cloud and lie down on it. Women in togas feed me grapes. I turn into a rainbow dragon, and fly in spirals around the clouds. Yaay!

I am at dinner with Vegeta and his family. He slaps his wife.

You fool! What does it take for you to see this is all illusion? I would never do such a thing.

Vegeta slaps me. Now let us be on the same playing field.

Vegeta and I have an illusion battle. I am utterly confused.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS?

Close your eyes, apprentice. See my energy through your eyelids. That is all.

I obey. AHA! You are the glowing energy orb person!

Yes. Now, attack.

I attack the orb, and it attacks back. All I can see is vague shapes through black.

Then Vegeta attacks with mental barrage.

What do you think you are doing you worthless piece of shit for brains in school i ate your for breakfast oatmeal wandering through time gods wailing for nothing upsetting universal soul squeamish blood churns rot dead babies in the pot green glush moosh moosh looboo new

I can't think straight. I create a shield over my third eye.

NOW YOU ARE BLIND, YOU IDIOT. TRY AGAIN.

I morph his voice in my head into white noise. I detect a wavelength in it. I follow the wave to his soul and punch it as hard as I can.

He goes flying backward.

AH, NOW YOU ARE FINALLY LEARNING. NOW GO TRAIN IN 100X EARTH GRAVITY.

NOTES

in the Temple

I become the temple

I fly to earth and battle world monuments, the pyramids, eiffel tower, great wall, statue of liberty, mt. rushmore

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Mosh on the moon, face frozen in a trance

WAKE UP! DUDE!

I attack the hypnotist, and rip his brain out

he laughs and says he doesn't need it

Raven, Tigress, appear... other people too

we follow the thread to the puppetmaster

it's the Reptilian

he says he is the Father of the Templars

Naga MoSh appears he has a gold and silver crown on his head

they do battle

everything explodes into particles

The Atom helps me make sense of everything

a dark orb appears calling itself The Ancient Sun

it says all destruction and evil emanate from it

I laugh in its face

it says it's the father of Solaris, his impudent son

He tells us this long weird story about the Solar System he used to have

the dream explodes, and I am dreaming many dreams at once

NOTES

We are in an RPG game I made. It's a naval battle with triremes, Hawaiian canoes, and Spanish galleons.

I stand up from the water. I have a ship strapped to my back for I am a Monster Ship Thingy!

I roar, and the people in my boat shoot flaming arrows at the other boats. The other Monster Ship Thingies, stand up, and we battle. Suddenly we are in the desert. Don Juan laughs, and the dream explodes.

NOTES

A bunch of people say let's have an RPG dream.

I turn into a dream octopus. Every arm is holding a different dream-bubble. The worlds appear different, but they are all the same basic theme:

I am a flying steed: a dragon, a pterodactyl, a great bird, a bat-creature, a dragonfly. Other dreamers get on my back. We sky battle. We go to a floating island in the sky. We battle the boss.

The boss is a fat steampunk robot. Inside it's being controlled by a little man, which is me.

LOL LOL LOL LOL

NOTES

I am playing a board game in the Bidome with MoSh and Raven.

Let's do an RPG! you guys want to? Yes yes!

OK. hold on to these Lucidity balls. don't forget you are dreaming! ok! ok!

i make an ice cavern modeled after the one MoSh and Selene and i were in as kids in the dream world.

I make some traps and puzzles.

i am the END BOSS. I am the ICE BEAST! BWAAHAHAHAHA!

oH NOES u guys beat me. lol